/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18163456
take an entemanns old fashioned cake donut
throw it in for about 20
put a scoop of chocolate chip ice cream on it
wa la

>>18163607
that sounds pretty good actually

>>18163456
Instant rice
Mushroom soup
Diced chicken breast

2 mins in microwave and there’s your drunk budget risotto

I used to have a roommate who made Hamburger Helper by taking a pot of water, pouring in the noodles, sauce packet, and RAW ground beef and boil it all at once.

>>18163456
>supporting any member of the C*mpbell family

>>18163765
I was stoned at some other anon's house,I didn't buy it

>>18163756
lord have mercy

>>18163775
Ok nevermind then carry on.

One night I was pretty drunk I decided I wanted cinnamon rolls so I took a some generic white bread and rolled is couple slices out flat, and dusted them in cinnamon. Then I took some butter and brown sugar and made a filling, rolled them up and put some on top to caramelize while they cooked in the oven for a bit at 350f. While they were cooking I put cream cheese and powdered sugar, a bit of butter, and a drop or two of vanilla extract in a little bowl and microwaved it until it was malleable, stirred it up and drizzled it over the top of the ghetto cinnamon rolls once they were nice and crisp. Turned out WAY better than I could have imagined.

>>18163975
Forgot a step, I cut the bread into little morsels before topping and baking. Shit was cash.

>>18163456
I put a marshmallow between two sour cream and onion flavored chips. That shit hit so hard.

>>18163456
Every drunk sloppa I have invented when drunk has been so disgusting I don't even want to remember them anymore.

it's not exactly goyslop but I found out that gatorade does a great job of cutting the taste of any alcohol so nowadays when i really want to get fucked up i just mix shots of everclear with gatorade

>>18163456
Sandwiches of toasted bread, chopped up bacon and onion in a skillet and american cheese

I took a box of red lobster cheddar biscuit mix mixed it with philly cheesesteak then fried it. When done i and added a spoonful of sour cream on top.

>>18163456
I dont abuse drugs and alcohol.

>DARE to say no

>>18165203
I'm proud of you anon

>>18163456
Prawns and couscous with steamed pepper onion and courgette with cream cheese

squeezed a bunch of ranch into some beaten eggs. it was like the fluffy light scrambled eggs with heavy whipping cream but way better. It's now one of my favorite trashy ways to eat eggs
ranch powder is for fucking faggots by the way
>>18163756
lmao

>>18163456
jasmine rice
leftover meat sauce (used to be for pasta)
2 eggs
and sausages

that, all into one bowl

>>18163456
Oh, you want slop?
Why, I'll give you slop.

Anon's Polenta Protein Pap

Ingredients:
-Cornmeal from yellow corn
-Canned beans
-Bullion powder/cubes
-Any type of fat that is solid at room temperature (palm fat, butter, duck fat, whatever you have)
-Tomato paste

Open your beans and dump into colander. Rinse them THOROUGHLY (excess starch makes this gummy)
While it's rinsing, fry tomato paste in your fat.
Add water and stock powder.
Add your beans.
Add your cornmeal.
Stir contiously while gradually reducing heat.

Very filling extremely cheap food.
The next day it works excellently cut into bars and fried.

>>18163456
That's epic. Wasting food is so cool bro.

>>18163456
I used to slice cheese then put sliced boiled eggs with salad cream on it.
It was surprisingly good.

>>18165131
You’re doing it life wrong

>>18165458
Bro. That’s gay

>>18165564
What part of it is gay?

>>18165951
Because I want to make it and suck those bars

Two whole onions pureed.
Clove of garlic pureed.
Potato pureed.
Cup of split peas.
One egg.
5 year old freezer burnt sausages.
Tablespoon of flour.

It was absolutely terrible so I added a can of sardines, soy sauce, a load of salt, a load of MSG, grated carrot, green onion. It was still... not good but it was...edible.

>>18163811
Lawdahmercy*

>>18163456
I was trying to make a cheese omelette but kept stirring the eggs on medium heat. Eventually I decided to salvage it for scrambled eggs. Added too much cheese and didn't raise the heat. Eventually the eggs and cheese become a sort of cheesy eggy spread. Toss in jalapenos. Put it on toast. Fucking baller.

>>18163456
>Get stoned
>Eat entire bag of candy
>Too high to process the flavor of what I'm eating
>Finish eating
>Can't remember what it tasted like
>Mfw

>>18165959
DO IT!!
Bonus points if you bread it.

>>18163456
>greek yogurt
>vanilla protein powder
>honey
I have ascended

I went through a phase where I would just eat like 10-20 lunchables a week and one time I made breakfast pizzas from them . I'm an alcoholic

>>18165559
This isn't reddit your little gay spoiler edits won't work here

Mutt here, 1lb breakfast sausage + 16oz baked beans (any sweet one). Brown sausage, drain grease, add beans, heat it up, simmer as desired. I made this first as a poverty meal cause it’s all I had and then later as a drunk/high/both meal. be careful boys, this dish will take you straight to the nearest cardiac specialist.