/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This is satire.

>>18158904
with really small tweezers

>>18158907
NO you vill drink ze roach milk....yum yum is good ..yEs!

>Allow the government and big pharma to blatantly shit on your human rights
>surprised when you wake up in a dystopian hell

Every vaxxie deserves what is coming.

>>18158940
And just what have you done for the good and freedom of all mankind?

I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?

>>18158904
you can milk anything with nipples

>>18158945
I gave up my career, actively protested and now, since it's become apparent the majority of people are just worthless cowards, I am preparing to be self sufficient and far away from "humanity" when this shit show inevitably goes full 1984.
Enjoy watching your children be deemed property, gutless coward.

>>18159105
so instead of keeping up the good fight you run away like a coward yourself
enjoy getting steamrolled by the waves of people trying to do the same thing
>implying anything's ever going to happen

>>18159122
Fuck up retard. Even now you choose to troll and treat this like a joke.

>>18159105
>i posted do something on twitter and no one liked it!
okay

I'd love to bash Klaus's face in with a brick.

goyslop thread
ignore

>>18159224
ai post
ignore

>>18159166
Projecting?
How about this, if I've given up my life over this shit, then you are a collosal sack of shit and deserve to be a slave?
No need for proofs, we'll just let the universe decide.

>>18158904

>>18158904
>how do you milk a roach?
It's like how you milk an almond. Grind it up and separate all the solids.

>>18158987
>Insects have mammary glands
They are mammals.

>>18159105
>I gave up my career
Why? You were never going to be fired for refusing the vax. It's your fault for not standing up for yourself and threatening to sue the company.

>getting this wound up over a parody twitter account
Absolute state of modern 4chan

I think they're referring to vegan milk, which means they're grinding up cockroaches into a powder and then soaking that powder in water, then straining any bits out of the cockroach "milk" so it's all liquid.

>>18158904

>>18158904
Sure, horse semen is better than goat semen but you don't see me drinking whale semen.

>>18158904
tastes like shrimp

>>18159244
>science wrong and bad because people find it fascinating!

>>18159328
No. You could spend less than 5 minutes looking this up and have your answer, but you would rather come up with dumb conclusions. Female cockroaches produce a protein (it's not actual milk) that they give their young as nutrition. It can be extracted from the females in small bits. It's never going to become big and if anything it's just going to end up being synthesized as the extraction process is going to be far too tedious to produce large quantities.

>>18159286
Because I believe what is happening is a crime against humanity and should not be condoned in any way, shape or form.

>>18159304
>a parody
Western governments have begun destroying our food supplies right as we are facing the economic fallout of the greatest wealth transfer in history.
Like I said, when you wake up a slave in a dystopian nightmare, don't blame anyone but yourself.

>>18158904
>use cockroach milk on chocolate milk
>none is able to tell teh difference
>you eat ze bugs now

>>18159515
You seem to be quite confident that being a dilettante is scientific. Curious.

>>18158904
>how do you milk a roach?
You step on one and scoop up all the crap that squirts out

>>18158904

>>18159105
>I'm gonna defend my flat with a dome earth from le (((boogeyman))) denying science and being a larper and a keyboard warrior
lmao

>>18158904
figure it out faggot

Since when do cockroaches produce "milk"? Do they mean the white-ish fluid that squirts out when you step on one?

>>18158945
Poured oil down the sink.

>>18158904
Insects don't have mammary glands.

>>18158904
my dick milk is 3 times more nutritious than bug’s milk

>>18159515
Go back to plebbit faggot

>>18159105

>>18159105
You forgot the part where everyone clapped for you.
Why don’t you want people to know the best part?
Also, meds.

>>18159286
I was. It happens.

>>18159529
Just breed them bigger like they did chickens. Easy, problem solved. Send me a check in the mail

>>18158904
m'kay Mr. scientist, then drink the milk, come on do it.

YOU VILL EAT THE LEFTOVER CARCASS BLENDED INTO A PINK SLUDGE

>>18158904
I hate the antichrist

>>18159122
There isnt anything anyone can do about it, he found out

>>18160512
Yeah, that's why I'm drinking it faggot

>>18158907
It is a real thing being talked about:

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/cockroach-milk-nutrition

>>18158904
jews are just saying this so you'll cling to the nearest piece of meat, go vegan

>>18160883
this shit is a retarded complicated process, just
>>18160331

>>18158904
>What does it taste like?
chitin

>>18158907
>This is satire.
imagine being this naive, plenty of governments and "foundations" are gonna make you eat bugs and you have no choice

>>18160331
You would think there would be a benefit in creating a bean that is similar to the sojbean but doesn't come with the shit attached to it.

>>18159105
stfu you dork lmao

>>18158951
>>18158987
Meetmind

>>18158922
Those are grasshoppers dude, if you don't cook or can even recognize basic ingredients why are you even on this board?

>>18160945
Just ferment it. Natto, Miso and Tempeh is mostly free of the Phytohormones

>>18160456
Most cockroaches don't produce milk. There are a few species which give birth (instead of laying eggs) and those produce milk to feed their young.

>>18158907
>It's just satire you dumb goyim

>>18160555
Sounds dumb until you realise that 95%~ of western women are unsuitable for being wives at this point.

>>18159105

Why fight it? The majority of them are quite happy with their chains so why disturb them? Let them live their best life while you live yours; that's what I'm doing. Why would I try to convince more people to have a healthy stock in their pantry when it'll only lessen availability for me?

>>18158904
Tastes like the smell of male cockroach pheromones.

>>18158951
I could dose you with estrogen and you would start lactating

>tfw live in a country whose elites are literally built on cattle so i won't have to worry about cockroach milk
feels good to be a thirdie

>>18160456
Idk why everyone is being so ragingly retarded in this thread, but mother roaches secret a liquid from their abdominal folds that the baby roaches drink and live off of for the first few days of their lives.

Not inconceivable to imagine that this could be scaled up to billions and billions of roaches, secreting their "milk" all together which could be collected, sterilized, and packaged.

>>18161918
>1st worlders want cow milk
>thirdie elites want to get paid in eurodollars, not in pesos
>they sell their milk to 1st worlders
>supply & demand
>cow milk becomes unaffordable for thirdies
it is over nigger chud

>>18158904
Bugs are objectively healthier and less disgusting than what Americans eat everyday.

>>18162078
Also less disgusting than Americans in general.

>>18160945
Literally just harvest soybeans but market them as "strengthbeans" or "alphabeans" and you'd make a fortune from rightoids.

>>18161949
>>18161275
I had no idea that they produced milk, I was under the impression they all laid eggs. Intredasting. That being said, I don't think I'd ever try it.

>>18162097
That's been tried and it's failed before. See the funny thing is that some consumers actually look into the ingredients of things and then decide they don't want them.

>>18162082
>>18162078
Then go eat millipedes, I'll stick with eating fruits, vegetables and meat.

Requesting artwork of a cockroach with big milkies

>>18162078
Bugs have parasites in them that would make eating worm ridden feral hogs look like a better option.

why are jews so evil

>>18162672
this

>>18160935
>you have no choice
Yes I do. The individual always has a choice, don't let collectivist fags demoralize you. I hunt all my meat and raise goats for milk, if you try to fuck with my livestock your bullet-riddled corpse is getting fed to my cousin's hogs

>>18162974
Revelation 2:9

>>18158904
Give me the cock milk please!

>>18159515
You are being very generous with the idea that scientific reporting by the media isn't garbage.

>>18162672
you know it's been done

you WILL drink the roach milky

requesting pictures of big tiddy milfroaches

This shit is so obvious I'm starting to get demoralized... "why yes you have to eat roaches and get on the crowded buss packed like sardines, you are saving the environment that way! No you don't have a choce, now excuse me while I got for my other talk in Europe with my private jet while enjoying a delicious 3-course meal centered around veal."

>>18158904
>insect
>milk
Incompatible. Milk is only attainable from mammals.

>>18158904
Tastes a little like rat milk.

>>18158904
No, I wont eat the bugs, I wont live in the pod, I wont rape children and I wont drink bugmilk

>>18165932
>rape children
Well that fucking escalated quickly. When was THAT on the table?!

>>18158904
euros apparently now eat shit lmao

>>18165833
>You promised me dog or better!

>>18165988
wtf you dont know about german delicacies?

>>18165988
you'll eat ze zhit

>>18159515
there should be a steep confidence dropoff toward the far end of the competence scale. true experts will admit that they don't know anything

>>18165988
>can be used in animal feed and perhaps eventually for human feed
we are cattle to them. remember that

>>18158904
If it helps with my gainz, Id drink it.

>>18158904
The same way you milk your dick, tiny jerking motions while crying for 30 second at a time