/ck/ - Food & Cooking

dino is that you

>>18152288
Based schizo hours. Dont give it up anon.

>>18152288
make your teds

for me, it is not taking my meds

>>18152314
what teds?

this is gonna be going on for a few more hours isnt it

Brother you had one chance to take the gheepill and now it's passed you by...

>>18152336
it takes as long as the output requires Mr Numbnuts. havent you been paying attention? im sorry for the sass but im really on edge right now.

>>18152288
how is it op

>>18152323
You know. In fact, you've always known.

>>18152355
its really bad. im keeping it hush hush for now but tonights scenario is actually gonna be the ever elusive cheeseteak

>>18152389

>>18152354
fat hands

These threads are fucking retarded. I hope (((they))) piss all over your imaginary computer.

>>18152453
do you understand how much i am risking by sharing the outputs with you? im giving you something that took me years to uncover.

>>18152479
Planning to follow this thread, can I get a quick rundown on the potato scenario and these outputs?

>>18152488
It’s all very similar to soup cylinders if you’re familiar with that

>>18152498
Please explain

>>18152505
I’d rather not spoonfeed as I have to go to bed. Maybe some oldfag has the QRD?

>>18152556
dont leave everyone hanging YOU FUCKING MONK

>>18152556


>"A purposefully nebulous and incomplete narrative that exists to 'fuck with people' not in on the joke. A more erudite garloid thread. Earlier versions of similar memes involved references to a 'Finger Box' and..."

>>18152479
All you've shared with us is fucking failures. Take this bullshit to some other fucking board.

>>18152589
i will not fail again. all the other scenarios have been leading up to this. you will just have to wait and see.

>>18152583
Skub?

>>18152583
>>18152566
Not true. Soup cylinders have to do with some deranged autistic anon trying to explain how he eats soup in a way that doesn’t burn his mouth even when it’s boiling hot and how heat is distributed in cylinders. It was quite a few years ago I’m surprised the lore is still around lmao

>>18152601
Take your medications and clean your fucking kitchen. That would be a good scenario.

>>18152608
the anon is right

This thread is like what a preteen thinks an /x/ post should look like. Pretty shit mate.

>>18152636
yeah it's cringe but pleasant cringe. I like the idea of "potato outputs". that's pretty funny to me

>>18152288
Jesus that kitchen is disgusting. Set up a gofundme for a swiffer

Don’t fuck up that steak. Looks like a nice piece of meat.

Is this some kind of performance art piece?

I don't understand the new generation; not their mannerisms, their humor, their music, their motivations and inspirations and ambitions, or anything about them.

>>18152709
Punch it in the computer and see what outputs.

here it is, this is most likely going to be my final sanctioned potato output. i dont know how im going to continue without my funding. its true. i havent been making average for months now but that just because the pressure got to me. im stronger now, every output was just more data that was compiled into what you see tonight. i promise i wont let you down again. you will see the cheesesteak.

>>18152733
>plastic utensil
you really are just deranged arent you

i did it, i finally did it.

>>18152819
Those fries are absolutely abhorrent. You've failed again, sorry.

>>18152819
you actually managed to turn this one around i guess

>>18152829
you dont understand!!

if the execs want my magnum opus they are gonna have to dissect me. from here on out i eat the outputs. this has the supercomputer spinning. i know thats against the law but im going rogue. please trust me. i wont ever stop.

>>18152583
NO FUN ALLOWED

>>18152608
Was it this?

>>18152556

>>18152881
Wow, I had zero idea that was from a fucking sonic comic.

>>18152852
OP triumphs for once, instead of walking barefooted into Walmart at 9pm and weeping on the drive home

>>18153190
so it's just people who don't know elementary school science and never heard of a convection cell

>>18153190
oh kek im kind of starting to remember
it kind of makes sense if he used a michaelwave

>>18152354
>sous vide
enjoy your plastic laced steak

>>18152355
My mom loves those. She says the darker they are the better.

>>18152583
Thank you Data.