/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18142378
I can't believe nobody posted this nigga in the previous thread.

>>18142380
bunch of pozzed up newfags probably. Must've been a total shit thread

>>18142381

>>18142390
You left out the middle part where he adds literal trash to fuel the fire and tries to do tricks with the pan.

>>18142375
kek

>>18142390
The three olives he just drops onto the trashfire pizza served in a garbage can lid always get me.

>>18142378
>>18142387
How do they get out?

>>18142579
they have to eat the eggs

>>18142375
>me eating pizza in front of my vegan friend

Who's got the egg cooking unitasker that pops out an egg dick and this dude's staring at it like he's about to give it a blowjob gif

>>18142579
By walking on egg shells

>>18143428
Did he died?

>>18142390
Three olives... yes, perfect

>>18143434
Burned his hands... it was extremely painful

>>18142375
damn that wombat is pretty smart to understand what glass is and it's implications.

>>18143872
This is so disgusting that I don't want to comprehend what I just saw

>>18143872
I was kinda ok with it till the Nutella

>>18142387
Imagine the smell.

>>18143569
He's a big guy.

>>18143451
I hate Americans.

>>18143888
I kept watching because I expected that there was something cool about to happen and it was me who didn't understand what they were doing.

>>18143575
This might be one of the dumbest unitaskers ever to hit the kitchen.

>>18143942
He could just remove it with a single cut without endangering his hand

>>18142390
After all those years I gotta ask, what is that lard colored shlock on top anyway?!

>>18142375

>>18144074
Hey anon, can you tell me what the file extension of your upload is?

>>18142378
How does he get out without damaging all the goyslop?

>>18144062
Condensed milk

>>18143872
sheesh that shit be bussin bussin

>>18142381
Him immediately ripping the dough adds so much

>>18143958
Yeah, I meant I was watching it thinking "this can't be this stupid, maybe it's going to flower out in some interesting way or something."
Nope.

>>18142378
How did he get in?

>>18144092
Pretty sure kikes eat eggs too faggot. Wait, there is even a poached egg dish submerged in tomato sauce everybody knows is a jewish dish.

>>18144133
Goyslop defender at it again. Keep on shilling, buddy. You're only making it more obvious.

>>18144142
Keep larping faggot

>>18143594
Not a wombat.

>>18144150
Larping as somebody trying to help you? How annoying it must be to be invited to truly think for the first time.

>>18144218
Baker chads look like THAT?

>>18144293
I did when I worked in a bakery while I was uni, but most of my coworkers were ugly black guys.
Couple of hot black girls, though. And one really ugly one with size G tits.

>>18144293
you know it, king

>>18143872
She uses the bags she just put on the floor and stepped on as gloves.. the fuck.

>>18143872
What is it with people trying to cook cheetos?

>>18142378
He looks so suspicious and concerned, glancing at the camera every 5 seconds.

>>18144474

>>18144478

>>18143575
> Great for fruit

>>18143575
FLAVOR CHAMBER

>>18144474
Ads have always been insidious, but I do like how trippy and in-your-face they got in the 90s.

>>18144481
Crazy how ads use to try to sell a product back then
Now its just
>Burgers?

>>18144418
Dirty white bitch

>>18144481
weird to think we wont get ads like from the 90s, or even just 10 years ago. with streaming stuff companies can only put out ads that are about 6 seconds on average, since thats how long it takes for someone to either hit the Skip or Mute buttons

>>18144857
She's fat but she's not that fat. Why are they making a show about her?

>>18144984
>she's not that fat
She's grossly obese. Extremely overweight. Excessively well-nourished. She's gone through "fat" and out the other side. She's fucking fat.

>>18144984
She's also European. She's likely the very fattest person anyone within a 3 hours drive of her will ever see in their entire lives unless, of course, they visit the US or those islands in the Pacific where people literally deep-fry ice cream sandwiches in goddamn tallow (really; look it up).
I know to Americans, she's just kind of "normal fat" but to us, she's disgustingly, enormously, horrifically, gihugically, horrendously, terrifyingly, fat-fuckingly obese.

>>18145064
American here, we have to breed some of these beasts to distract the nigger hordes from raping normal sized humans

>>18144092
How does goy goyslop out without goysloping all the goyslop?

>>18145101
kraut here, one XXXL red-head cowboy cousin-wife, extra drawl and yeehaw on the side, please

>>18144133
you're not talking about shakshuka are you? that's not jewish...

>>18144887
The only 'american' recipe webm that's actually good.

>>18145021
By American standards, she's about average.

>>18143931
For you.

>>18143931
For you !

>>18144089
Werbum?

>>18143872
you vill eat ze goyslop

>>18144901
They have always had mere seconds to grab our attention. We used to leave the room to quickly do something else during ad breaks.

>>18143451
how the fuck do people eat like this? i take a bite, chew it, savor it, and continue. but then theres these animals that the better the food tastes, the faster they eat it.
used it have a roomate, we'd get mexican food and watch a movie, and after fucking 10 minutes, he's already WOLFED down a whole fucking burrito, and the nigga is still hungry and keeps lookin at my burrito somehow and i ain't even half way through. the buritto isn't going anywhere, retard

>>18145542
same except my roomate's girlfriend keeps looking at my bulge like she still hungry.

>>18144870
>>18144874
>>18144877
This shit is so weird. It's fun to watch but I can't imagine eating more than a bite or two for the novelty....

Anyone got the webbum of the dumb roasties trying to open a coconut with a chef's knife?

>>18145542
never seen an athlete eat before?
disgusting creatures

>>18144466
Do they have health inspectors in India ? Could be that.

>>18145542
you have a lot of pent up aggression about your burrito. let it out, man. i will be your shoulder to cry on.

>>18143575
based Chef Tony, luv me Miracle™ Blades

>>18142390
The fact he doesn't burn his hand means he is a master of his craft

>>18143872
And they say white folk don't season their food, come on now feller.

>>18143872
imagine the smell of this chick... she must reek of piss. what a nasty woman.

>>18144062
A Brazilian cream cheese called catupiry

>>18144478
It's McRIB Time

>>18145690
looks more 'spanic than 'stani.

>>18144857
german
>>18144864
german
>>18144883
german
>>18144904
german

>>18144474
>>18144478
>>18144481
I feel like its 1986 again and I am sweating my assoff in my grandmothers living room in the middle of summer with no AC, bored out of my mind while she watches her soap operas

>>18144474
we want your soul

>>18142375
Shitbull absolutely mogged by the chad gopher. The shitbull stares with violent envy and seethes that it cannot do the only thing it knows (kill toddlers) while the gopher achieves maximum domination by enjoying pizza without fear. The gopher goes home to his own network of tunnels that he built himself while the shitbull gets mad his owners are taking their time having a new baby for him to kill since the last one.

>>18144857
the owner of a pub i visit is about her size, every now and then kids show up to pick up fights and she throws them out like they were toddlers, always a funny sight

>>18144984
>she's not that fat

>>18143872
Smartphones were a mistake. Fuck you Steve Jobs.
>inb4 who the hell is Steve Jobs?
Ligma ballz

>>18146076
>nobody did dumb internet videos before smartphones

>>18146081
that doesn't make smartphones not a mistake

>>18146085
>Im a virgin in my 20's so smartphones are bad

>>18146088
ok

>>18142375

>>18146106
Unironically me when I eat vegetables.
Seriously, no clue how people can bring themselves to eat that unironic empty watery grass. If someone held me at gunpoint and told me to only eat veggies for life or become fat and only eat garbage, I'm picking garbage and eating fast food every day.

>>18146081
Giving internet access to the fingertips of all was a mistake. You fucking retard trying to act so smug implying you're not in your 20's and not a virgin as if it's an accomplishment especially on /ck/ where more than half the posters are getting closer to their 40's than anything. Bet you're a phoneposting piece of shit.

>>18144857
Source, I wanna watch the full thing.

>>18146117
>Giving internet access to the fingertips of all was a mistake
Pretty much all normalfags I knew used the internet on a daily basis back in the early 00's. Anyone who claims normalfags didn't have access to it until muh smartphones is either a revisionist or underage
>Bet you're a phoneposting piece of shit.
Wrong. Seems like I struck a nerve, incel.

>>18143575
Absolutely NOT dishwasher safe, that damn thing had cracked plastic after the third was.

>>18146112
Just pour some cornstarch over it golem.

>>18146231
Cope sobyoi, I eat meat like a real man, keep believing your empty devoid of nutrition goy leaves are of any nutritional value.

>>18143938
I hate you too and you suck balls

>>18146034
Is a gopher the same thing as a groundhog? Cuz that's a groundhog.

>>18145932
<sarcasm>What? No! Really?!</sarcasm>

>>18144857
>>18144864
german cooking german products in germany on german tv.

>>18146335
See >>18146315

>>18146076
these wankers should of just skipped the beets.
they didnt need the red background AND red stripe

>>18146352
>should of
Yes. They should have. And should've. I thought the same thing as I watched it. Now I have to rewatch it cuz I already forgot what the yellow and orange stripes were.

>>18146112
Well I usually don't eat just salad but add some carrots apple slices and do simple sauce like vinearrete, olive oil and vinegar with some spices.

>>18146364
>orange and yellow bell peppers
That's fucking cheating. The orange peppers're fine but they shoulda done shredded yellow courgettes, IMO, or omitted the beetroot from the dough and used yellow beetroot as a topping. Or sweetcorn.
Also, more mozzarella.

>>18146106
didnt he get adopted?
imagine saving a kid getting a good education for him and getting him violin lessons
and one year he just becomes that after everything you did. fuck bnieng gay must have been a bad enough blow

>>18143872
Looks like a methhead
I fucking hate white women

>>18146272
Yeah I also eat meat and salad and veggies and fruit and fish and grains and literally everything else besides maybe insects, like every well adjusted human being that wasn't raised behind the shed.
So go fuck yourself subhuman retard, you impress nobody and instead of coming of as masculine you are just being a picky little bitch.

>>18144133
Shakshuka is Northern African, goy.

>>18142375
>"Yeah bitch what you gonna do about this?"

>>18146081
then
>some boomer laughing his nuts off 'cause his dog got stuck in a jar of peanutbutter
now
>roasties, fags and niggers wasting food

>>18142378
Is no one going to talk about how he scoops up the leftovers in the pan and dumps it onto the plate?

>>18146536
What about it?

>>18146536
And?
A little bit of the egg fell off, he's just making sure the customer gets what they paid for and that the pan's clean for future use at the same time.

>>18145542
>i eat like a fucking faggot why do i do that
maybe because you're a retarded gay nigger

>>18146142
Retard. Normalfags weren't on the internet 24/7 or while they were on the shitter. Having to use a computer to use the internet also meant higher quality posts and more good OC. No, your shittok groomer videos aren't good OC.

>>18143888
I think if you use this technique you can plant the root portion and get future onions.

>>18144904
>chewy, undercooked bacon in the middle

>>18144874
This is fucking gross and most likely what the rest of the planet thinks I do with my spare time.

>>18144877
Toothpicks and sprinkles? I'm not participating.

>>18144883
sauce with audio? this is fucking disturbing and I need context.

>>18145542
>how the fuck do people eat like this? i take a bite, chew it, savor it, and continue. but then theres these animals that the better the food tastes, the faster they eat it.
He was in a hurry to get back to his segment. Some people do things with their lives and don't always have time to spend 2 hours eating a pizza with a fork and knife.

>>18144904
I've lived here my whole life and never seen such a thing, and it's put together with low german. I've never cooked or eaten anything with chips, nor known anyone to do so. Choose your own insult.

>>18146088
based

>>18144932
any update on him? I miss this nigga

>>18146856
looks like he trying to get a tv show about his weight loss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmfD9Gwy2dc

>>18143575
>the scene where you see the Flavour Injector from the meat's view
Almost shat myself

>>18146142
You have absolute shit takes and your only retorts are trying to call me a virgin and using /tv/ reaction images. I was in high school when 9/11 happened and no, normalfags didn't spend their day on internet. Cease breathing at once you absolute buffoon.

>>18145542
for some, like fat americans, it is just a gluttony thing.

BUt you also see thin japanese people wolf down food.

>>18147019
>Nooo! Your reaction picture is from the wrong board!
>My shithole of a town didn't have internet access until last year so you're wrong!
You're acting like an emotional child and probably weren't even alive during 9/11

>>18142579
Seppuku

>>18147360
Are you retarded or do you actually think people in the year 2001 were all sat behind their PCs in all their spare time like you do now?

>>18144877
Does putting the star of remphan using cheese make the entire burger kosher?

>>18144857
10% mehr Amerikansch!

>>18145166
Can I get the same with a Coors Banquet?

>>18144883
>That mustache

>>18143872
Should have used bare feet to stomp on the Cheetos, and done it slower

>>18143872
>>18143872
she has very pretty lips

>>18145932
Hello newfriend

>>18147360
Your projections about my person don't make your takes any better. If anything they just prove you're stupid. Your only argument is that stupid videos existed before and while the videos back then were nowhere near the level of stupidity I'll just ignore that for the sake of making a point.
>Stupid videos existed
>Suddenly smartphones appeared
>Stupid videos increase a hundredfold
>Somehow smartphones weren't a mistake
I'm not surprised that you're a /tv/ poster since you're such a midwit.

>>18144092
why's your skin so dark and your penis so small

>>18143938

>>18143428
accidents that hurt peopel normally make me feel bad but the fish was already overdone if anything and there was no way that was ever gonna work and he put burning himself in and attempt to save over just letting some food go

>>18148382
From the guy sitting down's angle

>>18144092
Eggs are now goyslop? Wow did that term lose its meaning fast.

>>18148538
I can relate.

>>18142375
i like when animals observe stuff and you can clearly see they are forming a thought

>>18148785
>animals blankly staring at each other
>I can clearly see they are forming a thought

>>18145542
I used to be like that, until the military. They drill it in your head to eat fast as fuck, and I haven't been the same since.

>>18142516
They're thrown on very smugly

>>18148986
AHAHAHAHAHH

>>18148986
Pic related

>>18147538
>star of remphan
>googles it
Well, that was a fucking rabbit hole...

>>18147538

Jesus, he reacts like such a fucking pussy

>>18148986
What came over him that made him do the soy face? He almost went with a normal smile

>>18143575
>meat somehow equals sponge
I see your bullshit, and I raise you an equal amount of bullshit

>>18148628
just use a word filter until a month passes or so

>>18145599

>>18146076
gay agenda aside, that doesn't look too bad of an idea. Its edible at least

>>18148538
>>18148676
I corn relate!

>>18148986
It comes naturally. They cannot stop themselves from making the face.

>>18144857
wow, americans really never cease to amaze

>>18144984
she is "that fat" by german standards

>>18142579
they have to use every egg to make fried egg sandwiches, then they can leave

>>18142375

>>18149715
gotchic king cobra would be proud of this one twu

>>18149437
its their gang sign, also his own ridiculousness makes his and his friends lifestyle less ridiculous, in comparission. its like a faggot wearing a dildo covered suit to make his regular depravity become way more acceptable because it is now compared to the dildo suit. nothing happens without a reason why.

>>18142378
I don't get why he has so many eggs but that tiny bowl of onions and peppers. Surly he runs out of them all the time.

>>18149715
>one infant mortality coming right up

>>18148538
average person watching netflix while the nwo is implemented, forever cementing their status as cattle for the rich.

>>18149715
didn't even try to fake a good presentation. they made slop, they served slop, i appreciate the honesty of it

>>18149014
This is what bothers me I remember one of the last times I got drunk out and had a pizza there was 3 king prawns cut in half what a joke

>>18149447
Why not but there's no point doing that if you're going to burn it with a flamethrower ffs.

>>18145542
I more concerned about people who make noises when eating, absolute subhumans. Chew the food and drink like a human being and don't make disgusting sounds with your lips and tongue.

>>18148382
Where do I find a woman that cooks for me ? Do I really have to date a chef or a black/brown girl ?

>>18150405
in italian families

>>18142375
based gopher

>>18149461

Are these not the same retards who I've seen attempting to open a can with a knife? Jesus wept.

>>18149715

ARE YOU SURE THAT'S ENOUGH SALT, LASS?

>>18142387
thats gotta be the entire egg dimension

>>18150786

>>18149715
Forgot the jelly beans

I come to these threads to be disgusted.

They have never failed me.

>>18144883
This is the most disgusting thing I've seen in my life. I wonder if these guys recording her told her to do it.

>>18149715
love me a good milk stake

>>18142378
He loves his son, but he knows that he'll never be man enough for the egg fort.

>>18149453
genuine lel

>>18149862
and what exactly have you been doing, rebel freedom fighter?

>>18145542
the estrogen is radiating from this post

>>18151117
complaining on the internet

>>18150715
groundhog

>>18143451
Does he think it's a commercial break and he's trying to woof it down or something?

>>18146878
>spend a few years as a health food guy, campy but people like him
>become a mess and get insane views, rake in money
>then make more money through a show about his "recovery" and return to a more balanced lifestyle
i can't help but feel this was all planned, his freakouts and tantrums after he got fat were obviously some kind of character he was playing (or i hoped at least) but now he's more like he had a full 10 year plan for all this or some shit
at the very least he got to indulge in all kinds of things he never ate before i suppose

>>18142787
noice

>>18143428
hes an idiot but why didnt he just flip it, pull it out towards himself then table flip it

>>18142375
anyone have the one of the pajeet guy cutting up chicken quarters on the hobart saw? shits cash

>>18148382
i wouldnt say chef but at least shes in the kitchen thats a start

>>18149453
so fucking angry ... then I lol

>>18151644
most people eat like that

>>18150849
Is it good though?

>>18144870
It was just a big burger until they added the sugar.

>>18142381
Make it stop!!

>>18152545
I like how the ice cream magically cubes itself

>>18152559
>Magically
Dude that's just physics at work.

>>18149933
Make an Oreo between her tiddays :DD

>>18149715
>adds shitload of salt
>adds garlic salt right after
Why are americans like this?

>>18143872
I'd happily just eat the cheetohs she crushed with her feet

>>18144877
Burgers that are too big to actually eat with your hands infuriate me

>>18150392
Literally every asian person eats with their mouth open. And a lot of them smack their lips incredibly loudly while they eat too. Its fucking infuriating.

>>18149574
wow

>>18149715
Alright this is the worst one ive ever seen

>>18149715
Mmm nothing like steak boiled so it's nice and grey while still completely raw on the inside

>>18153115
I hate white women so much it's unreal.

>>18150974
>see a webm thread
>"LE EGGS ZOMG I MUST POST THIS WEBM XDXD RAWR SO RANDOM!!!"
What makes this faggotry happen?

>>18153210
You're not welcome.

>>18153214
Reddit posting isn't welcome here anon. We get it. Le whacky quirky egg guy "HOW DOES HE GET OUT?!?!?! XD". Fuck off already kid. You probably spam "goyslop" too. Same level of pathetic.

>>18153214
This guy thinks Zoey Deschanel is funny.

>>18153217
Rent free

>>18153226
More reddit buzzwords lmao fuck off eggfag

>>18143872
why do americans do this...
is this what cooking means to the?

>>18153226
>Rent free
Anon le ebin eggfort has been spammed for what now? 3 years? In every single thread? And you say rent free? Not that I mind since webm threads are basically the containment threads for braindead cooklets but come on.

>>18149715
America will pay for this.

>>18152545
>The fat space inside the 'o' looks like an 'i'.
Based logo designer.

>>18153171
i no longer feel anything when seeing obvious ragebait

>>18151926

>>18149715
>Dumps a shit ton of salt
>Then proceeds to dump more galic salt

>>18152876
what does the flaming alcoho4xaktl even achieve

>>18153726
>Indian
>Handling raw meat
>Visible jewelry
>No health and safety precautions used, bare fingers and arms exposed to cutting saw designed to slice through solid bone with ease
>Loose, flailing movement of the arms around said saw within mere inches
>Dressed as if he looks like hes about to go on a night out

I'm sure you can find hundreds of these types of videos with these specific males in them

>>18144891
So the concensus on this is it would be good if they used like one quarter of the added on chocolate and jam toppings so it didn't turn into slop right

>>18145542
Only women and faggots eat daintily like that.

>>18153210
unironically this, but J-A/CK/

>>18146088
Those phones are the reason he's a virgin
I'm the most disgusting sperg ever but I still managed to have a girlfriend during high school and get laid while I was still a teenager because it was pre-smartphones and girls didn't have the option to just hop on a dating app and have Chad delivered to their front door, or post videos of their pussy for $500 a pop to men they'll never even see, or post ASMR YouTube vids and have simps throw themselves at their feet, or become instathots and have Saudi princes fly them out to Dubai for sex parties, etc etc etc etc
I had it pretty shitty and I still weep for you guys growing up now

>>18144904
Fucking Americans

>>18153938
True, but you can't deny he's blasting through that chicken.

>>18153975
On the other hand, for the guys that do get girls they're all trained to do the gluck gluck 9000.

>>18143575
>DO AMERICANS REALLY?

>>18153219
Nobody thinks Zooey Deschanel is funny.

>>18153726
Would fuck.

>>18144458
>tiktakkers
>people

>>18151117
stuffing socks full of cement mix and flushing them in building toilets

>>18151117
stuffing socks full of cement mix and flushing them in government building toilets

>>18154080
yeah, fucking americans with their weird german language

>>18154401
New Girl rules, dude.

>>18143872
>cheetos
Oh fuck no

>>18155573
t. tranny faggot

>>18146076
What was the point of making the dough red if it was going to be covered in other colors and not showing that part?

>>18143872
obvious troll is obvious

>>18146076

>>18146034
made me mlaug

>>18153947
Haha I was just thinking this would be great if there was some fruit slices instead of the sugar goo

>>18155755
I had to keep asking "is it over" and the answer was no more than 3 times.

>>18155573
New Girl was okay at best and that's /despite/ of Zooey Deschanel rather than because of her.

>>18143958
It's not even a unitasker it does the same thing two different ways

>>18143872
>Butter melting on frying pan
>Camera pans to Cheetos

I'm not watching this shit.

>>18146624
onions grow wild really really well though. Planet some in the garden 10 years ago and still get a decent crop every year, Just water the area if its been really dry during the summer and other then that free onions.

Why haven't you taken the onion pill?

>>18153938
"safety precautions" literally just hold you back if you are competent. you sound like someone that would be afraid to own a glock because they only have a trigger safety. this man knows his craft.

>>18142381
Southern Italians, am I right?

>>18153115
i laughed

>>18145932
The American Midwest has a huge German community, retard.

>>18145064
Can you stop fucking using the word "likely" like that, you ESL worthless piece of shit? Also tell all your friends.

>>18146856
he is "preoccupied" for the moment

>>18156152
I've watched enough Chinese rekt videos to tell you that the safety precautions aren't there for competent people, they're to protect competent people from incompetent people. All it takes is one retard backing up not looking where he's going to fuck your day up.

>>18146131
It's right there in big green and pruple letters anon but to help you further, just search for Pures Leben "Dome" kocht or something.
All the episodes of her are on youtube as far as I know and while obviously fake (which isn't a secret anyhow) the charcters in this shit are so retarded it's hard to be not entertained,... atleast while recovering from a heavy night of drinking.

>>18153938
>all true but
it's just a table saw for chicken

>>18148813
yeah the thought is
>yo hes got food, look at him go.

>>18153115

>>18145542
I learned to eat fast from the military, ever since I'm done in 5 minutes. Which is odd because I'm usually the one that cooks.

why does this retarded fucking board not have a fucking stupid questions thread?

>>18150405
A chef wont cook for you. When they get home from work cooking is usually the last thing they will want to do. Indian women are feeders though

>>18142378
Teach me the ways of the eggomancer

>>18146081
They did but it usually required more effort and equipment like a camcorder and you'd have to put it on your computer and compress it so you could upload it to most websites at the time. So most of the time you got something that had some quality to it, dumb but quality dumb, because most people didn't want to go through the hassle of doing all that. With smartphones, anyone can post anything at anytime, carefree. This results in a mountain of absolute garbage that engulfs the near endless landfills of the titoks and Instagrams of the world.

>>18156188
Yeah I'd say they're massive.

>>18146878
I hate that there's a thousand videos about his disappearance all saying basically nothing. Dude made a post on his Patreon on June 30th telling his paypigs what's going on with his life before going silent. Nobody has leaked it despite it being the smoking gun of what the fuck is up with him. Instead it's this retarded game of telephone where people speculate and invent fake shit (like passing off an old cameo video as new) where everyone involved just becomes more and more misinformed over time. It's so tiresome.

>>18153726
RIP to rajeesh's fingers

>>18156207
How else would you be likely to use it?

>>18156732
Psst zoom zoom... a month is not very long and internet drama is meaningless. You are devoting your life to something so inconsequential that you might as well worship a dog turd in the park.

>>18157132
99% of the shit that's discussed on this board is meaningless. Shut the fuck up nigger.

>>18157139
You're crying over youtube drama on a fast food forum zoom zoom. You need to unplug or you'll grow a giant virgin. Don't be mad that people are trying to help you

>>18157142
You're reading way too much into a couple sentences and you think way too much of yourself.

>>18157148
You said it here: >>18156732
You watched "a thousand videos" about a fat youtube retard and are mad there's not more info about why he stopped uploading for just 1 month.
Don't be mad at me, I'm just trying to help a zoom zoom

>>18150786
>spoon inside the microwave
WHAT

>>18143872
Flaming hot cheetos legitimately has to be the most faggiest tranny food in existance

>>18157153
>You watched "a thousand videos"
I watched one all the way through and skimmed a few more. Then I scrolled past a lot more from gossip/commentary channels that were obviously the same empty clickbait. Keep making up scenarios in your head, stupid.

>>18157168
>I watched one all the way through and skimmed a few more. Then I scrolled past a lot more from gossip/commentary channels that were obviously the same empty clickbait.
That's a lot of work to investigate why a fat retard hasn't uploaded for 4 weeks, even if we both know you watched a lot more. You have nothing to gain being defensive and everything to gain embracing smarter people's advice.

>>18157172
>20 minutes of idly watching youtube is a lot of work
Meanwhile you are working on your fifth armchair psychologist post on 4chan in reply to me, right now. You are gayer than Nikocado.

>>18146076
Now I love sucking cocks as much as the next guy, but this looks like shit.

>>18148382
Fake. These are all videos of different people. You can tell because the guy's shirt changes

>>18157587
https://old.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/ibqulf/when_you_marry_a_chef/

>>18153925
Appeases an Aztec blood god

>>18148382
Its cute how they think fried chicken, burgers and fries, burrito in foil or bread with cheese assembled in an appealing way is considered cheffing.

>>18158008

>>18156207
Triggered

>>18149715
That egg falling out the middle had me dying.