/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18143986
What the fuck si those? Mini omelettes? And why serve kraft mac n cheese with it?
I would be weirded out

>>18143986
>stuffing his date rectum before fucking it
Do you do OP do you do

>>18143986
Yeah I will

why 10 omelettes
why 3 plates

>>18143986
Safe bet your jacking off 2night.
What's in them bust a few open

>>18143986
in 30 minutes those will be cold and soggy so no

>>18143986
it's cold in like 5 minutes

>>18143986
It's already a piss poor combination of entrees and sides, and passing time is only going to make it worse.

>Room temperature ceviche
>Cold, dry rice
>Soggy, coagulated grease tacos
>Browned guac

>>18143986
>paper plates
>plastic spoons
>plated 30 minutes beforehand

You should have finished everything after she had come, so the food was at least hot.

>>18143999
Open the picture, that's clearly mini tacos and rice respectively.

op is Mexican :)

>deep fried mozzarella
>mushy peas
>cream cheese
WTF even is this meal????

>>18143986
No. It's going to be cold in 30 minutes.

the third place setting is for me

>Date night, better break out the paper plates
Keeping it fucking classy OP, I like it

guys I think OP might be lying

>>18143986
>paper plates

Don't you have to be 18 to use that app? I am not a geriatric fetishist.

>>18143986
girls don't like greasy food, unless they're a fatty.

>>18144168
girls like it, but pretend they don't

>>18143986
yes she will like it anon
hope you have a pitcher of something refreshing to drink

>the attempt at faggy presentation that looks like something a trailer park dweller would do

Food looks fine but I assume you're retarded

>>18143986

>>18143986
Third plate for the bull is a nice touch.

>>18143986
Those look like fast food.
You wouldn't be trying to pass off Krusty Tacos as your own Albany recipe, would you?

>>18143986
No because it will be fucking COLD in 30 mins.

>>18143986
Thread full of faggots. This looks tasty.

>>18143986
is she a fatass? are you a fatass? why did you make so much and why is the cilantro on the side of the "taco"

>>18143986
get rid of the paper plate asat fucking cheap dickwad

>>18143986
is her boyfriend also coming over?

>>18143999
That's not mac n cheese, it's spanish rice by the look of it.

>>18143986
Are those taco bell leftovers?

>>18143986
>she

Anon, I...

>>18143986
Ok, so you have some tasty looking pico, guac, rice, and all that stuff. I'm sure those tacos are fantastic, they look it. The paper plates are even ok, I'd have no complaints if I were your date.

But why the fuck do you have 3 places prepared?

So how did it go Opie?
Get poop on ur dick?

>>18143986
Yes you did good son

>>18146432
I think he got dick in his poop.

>>18146432
I'd imagine the chick was riding his face and suddenly the smell of pussy juice and sweat was cut by a strong foul stench. She wimpered and tried to get up but it was too late as she basted he face with her bowel broth

>>18144168
arrangements can be made

no she will not like it unless she is retarded, who the fuck wants to eat greasy sandwiches for dinner

>paper plates

Lol breaking out the fine china are we?

>>18147079
Americans

>>18144135
keque