/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Due to quantum immortality, there is no such thing as a last meal.
we're all doomed to an eternal life of suffering

>>18129703
these threads are fucking boring

op is a fag and should kys

>>18129703
but that's not enough food for 9 hours of movie material

A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.

I usually get drunk and make a big plate of mi goreng at like 3am. Every day I wake up shocked to have not had a heart attack in my sleep.

So, eventually, mi goreng

i don't want op to make these threads but i'm still going to reply to all of them

8 pints of steel reserve

>>18130286
Mine's eternal bliss.

>>18130388
for now

>>18130363
How many times do we have to go over this, they don't let prisoners drink or take drugs before they're executed

>>18129703
Fried Shrimp
Fried Catfish
Hushpuppies
Gumbo
Butter Crackers
Fried Okra
Dill Pickles
Pickled Jalapenos
Texas Toast
Vanilla Ice Cream
1 pitcher each Unsweet Tea, Milk, and Dublin Dr. Pepper

>>18129703
>>18130268
Not only they are sentenced to death but they're forced to eat american cuisine, that's torture.

>>18130286
>be me
>kill and rape 346 women and turn myself in in every universe
>after I get executed each time I just make a different request
>infinite free food

>>18131026
Personally I'd rape them before killing them, but you do you.

>>18130629
Silly frog, you forgot fried frogslegs, fried clams, conch fritters and beer.

>Aperitif: Negroni
>Bread: A good crusty sourdough with plenty of demi-sel Beurre d'Isigny
>Starter: Spaghetti Carbonara with a large glass of chilled Riesling
>Main Course: Napoli style Pizza Margherita, Burrata on the side, with a bottle of Amarone
>Dessert: Burnt Basque Cheescake and a Good Vanilla Ice Cream with an Oban Whisky
>Digestif: A good sweet sherry

>>18129703
The one from Texas who wanted shitloads of everything then ate nothing and now Texas doesn't offer a last meal.

>>18131143
So he died trolling everyone. They gave him exactly what he wanted and they're too stupid to realize it.

>>18131156
just a prank bro

>>18130393
"They" (((you))) have no say. Your colleagues will get the dope delivered.

>>18129703
Just a few slices of dravik bread with vaquita will do the trick.

>>18131040
Why? You'll just have to deal with a stiffer body.

>>18131121

>>18131026
based beyond belief

Who really knows who your last meal was...
In time everyday will be soylent green day

>>18131394
>100ng estrogen
thats fucking nothing

>>18131394
>>18131429
yeah but why do they promote only the estrogen level on the package?

>>18131394
>harvest
>not harvested
Come on, at least put a little effort into the shoop.
Even if the shit from https://booru.soy/ wasn't a dead giveaway, that spelling error would make it even more obvious it's fake.

>>18131514
You old curmudgeon its still funny and moreso than that upper west side manhattan whinefeld shit

We have this thread every week for years, there's nothing more to say

>>18129703
>-Utah
>-Firing Squad

Fucking Mormon savages.

>>18131514
"Harvest vegetables" in the sense of "vegetables from the harvest" is common English.

>>18131551
Wait, insects are vegetables?

>>18131531
I would actually prefer that to injection, gas or electric.

>>18131623
>>18131531
why don't they just use a guillotine?

>>18131531
Firing squad is the most based way to go out with the death penalty
Eyes open facing them

>>18131638
Moral absolution for the executioners. No one man can be identified as firing the killing shot.

>>18131638
Guillotine is slightly messier.

>>18131623
>>18131531
Idk about you guys but I'd rather be shot. Lethal injection or the chair are both horrific.

>>18129703
Big ass breakfast burrito:
eggs, sausage, bacon, potatoes, peppers, jalapenos, onions, cheese and sour cream

Breaded and fried zucchini, extra salt

Fresh black cherries if they're available

Half gallon of mint chip ice cream

Large cup of light roast coffee, black

>>18129703
> Endless breakfast from Denny's
> Never ending breadsticks from Olive Garden
> Botomless mimosa's

>>18131645
This. Also yell the command to fire yourself.

>>18131531
Execution should be ugly and messy. If government goons gonna kill me I want them to be traumatized for life. None of that peaceful, 'he looks like he's sleeping' shit, I want jail jannies to scrub ny blood from the ceiling.

>>18132043
>Well, son, you're execution is coming up next week. I see you haven't chosen yet. Just to remind you again, but your options are being shoved into an industrial laundry thresher or having several pipe bombs surgically inserted into your chest cavity.
>...No, they're still cleaning out the pitbull and venomous jumping spider room.

Imagine ordering chicken on your last meal
the cheapest meat

>>18130941
built for BWC

>>18132083
>pit mommies would allow pibbles to be used like that

>>18129703
Good bread, good cheese, good red wine if they let me have that.

>>18132083
I'd go with the pipe bombs.
It's only fair.

>>18131531
firing squad is genuinely the least painful execution method. iirc lethal injection is actually about on par with getting the chair.

>>18131394
100ng wouldn’t do shit

>>18132091
You mean the healthiest meat

>>18129703

>>18132376
Based but what movie?

>>18131531
No, lethal injection is for savages. Firing squad is civilized.
There is nothing "peaceful" about lethal injection, it just appears that way to the outside viewers. The prisoner is first injected with a substance that paralyzes them, but they aren't dead. They just can't move at all while the remaining chemical cocktail basically sets their veins on fire, and they can't move at all while feeling the wonderful sensation of each of their organs slowly shutting down in agony.

Just putting a bullet in them is more dignified and efficient for everyone involved.