/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18128653
Bread

Most of the world eats it everyday as a staple food.

>>18128678
OP here
i would go with pizza because you can find it in almost every country but bread would be a good class of food to represent us.

>>18128678
So you would pick the standard, not the exceptional, to represent a thing?

Interesting choice.

Mayonnaise
>Mayonnaise becomes the new trendy food on Space Instagram
>Convince all sexy slug alien babes humans produce natural Mayonnaise
>Grab antennae, feed Human Mayonnaise to Slug Girl

>>18128702
A bottle of legendary vintage first growth bordeaux or one of those 30k dollar bottles of burgundy could be cool, or something like macallan 25 or a luxury cognac.

Food would need to be either caviar or foie gras. That way the aliens know we aren't afraid to either force feed them grain to consume their engorged liver or steal their eggs to eat IF they are tasty or I'm chinese.

>>18128653
Dog

Pizza. Everyone loves it. It also tells of our long tradition of exploration, trade and cultural exchange

It's simple, available everywhere, and though it might have local variations, everyone knows what a pizza is.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk, ooga Boogaloo go back to Africa

>>18128653
A variety of simple Whole Foods like steak, grilled fish, roasted vegetables. Maybe a pig or lamb spit roast.

henney
get them green niggas fuckin turnt lmao
got them aliens hittin that dab ayyyy

>>18128653
bread

one of the forst baked goods created after humans domesticated sone of the first widely used plants and is in every country in some way

>>18128653
try wrapping your lips around this you alien fucks

the only thing those ailerons are eating is lead (from the bullets of my gun when I shoot them)

Pickles

>>18130658
Came here to say this, much less eloquently

>>18128653
Swift’s upturned spread ass