/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18118662
>wife banned bread and lunch meat
Why?

>>18118662
>>18118668
Also how is she both dictating what you eat and making you prepare it?

>>18118668
muh keto, muh nitrates

>>18118662
>lunch meat
cost?
>option
convince her to start buying bread and chicken thighs to make sandwiches?

>>18118662
cheapest, fastest, healthiest option: just skip lunch it's not worth having

>>18118662
If you're letting a woman tell you what you're allowed to prepare and eat then you might as well just munch on a shotgun

>>18118662
You're the man of the fucking house,faggot,unless she's the one working and giving you food you should be the one in charge,come on
>>18118720
Based

>>18118725
>unless she's the one working and giving you food you should be the one in charge
what if she is the one bringing home the paycheck?

>>18118734
Then she's the man of the relationship. You need to shut up and make lunch like the bitch of a housewife you are

>>18118662
>wife banned
holy shit kill yourself

>>18118668
>>18118720
>>18118725
>>18118756
You've lost all sense of traditional. Sad and postmodernistpilled. Meal planning is a woman's role.

>>18118776
And OP has openly stated he's assumed the woman's role in the relationship. So cry about it

>>18118662
So she dictates what you can't use, but doesn't make lunch? Sound like grounds to keep doing what you like and challenge her to make lunch instead.

>>18118662
>wife banned

>>18118662
You can tell that OP is the only married guy in the whole topic.

>>18118673
She's right on both counts. Red meat is absolutely one of the healthiest things you can eat, but processed cured meats full of nitrates/nitrites are a disaster for your body. That's the entire reason there's a health meme about
>m-muh red meat
because studies conducted lumped both fresh red meat and processed cured shit together and everybody got the wrong impression.

>>18118776
stfu faggot

>>18118862
my wife doesn't give a shit what I eat for lunch.

>>18118874
Processed meat is a known carcinogen but being on the ketogenic diet when you don't have intractable drug resistant epilepsy means you fell for a retarded meme.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2852806/
>The prevalence of renal caculi in people on the ketogenic diet is 3-10%, compared with 1 in several thousand in the general population.12 Chronic acidosis, dehydration, low urine pH, and fat malabsorption all contribute to the formation of uric acid and calcium oxalate stones.9,10
That's an increase in annual kidney stone risk by a factor of 2700.

>>18118924
You have convinced me, so I retract my statement about her being right on both counts. She's just right about the shitty processed deli meat.

>>18118662
Console your wife about your personal diet. If you are healthy then you don't have to participate in any diet she's doing. Secondly, when I was in middle school, my mother and grandma put me on this diet. It was mostly raw veggies, carrots, spinach, homemade ranch dressing, lettuce tuna wraps, and nuts instead of chips. It was fantastic. So if you can buy tuna get some and romane lettuce.

eat wife

>>18118662
this is how you know she's having an affair btw

>>18118662
Frozen chicken or turkey sandwich with sauces.
Shadowbox for the "fat"

>>18118662
switch to the Wrap Out if she will let you. It's easy mode in the mornings.
I do a schmear of onion cream cheese like glue.
Next a slice of smoked turkey from the deli or whatever leftover meat from last night
optional cheese slice is next
then up to you. I like to alternate some carrot shreds, sliced cucumber, bell pepper, radish, whatever. All prepped ahead or bought that way. fill up the wrap with arugula

>>18119377
>sandwich

>>18118662
There should have been two sounds heard after your cunt wife told you bread and lunch meat were banned. The sound of you hitting her and the sound of her hitting the floor. Pussy.

>>18118776
I always knew this was a woman's board

>>18118662
bro, you're fucked
grow a pair of balls and tell her you want a brown bag bologna sandwich and it isn't going to kill you

>>18118776
So what would you suggest if the genders were reversed? If hubby banned bread and lunch meat, so the wife asked what she can make in a handful of minutes.

>>18119682
and then the sound of you fucker her until she wakes up

>>18118662
https://www.lifehack.org/383809/no-more-sandwiches-20-handy-non-sandwich-lunch-recipes

>>18118662
>wife banned
If you're in this situation socially it's too late, she doesn't see you as a man just a walking wallet, she's bouncing on Chad and Tyrone too.

>>18118662
wife. banning anything.

>>kek

>>18118725
It's a partnership, no one is 'in charge'. but he has the ability to feed himself and buy his own bread if he chooses

>trying to reduce simple carbs, tend to have yogurts and nuts for breakfast
>Gf wants to make me pancakes in the morning
She's sweet but I'd rather feed myself

>>18118662
women are for punching and kicking, not telling you what you can or can not eat

>>18120527
I'd rather just use their holes. Punching is too much work

>>18118662
You misplace your balls?

>>18120519
you can't expect a bunch of basement dwellers who grew up in single households to understand how marriage works. Like this guy >>18118862 said

>>18120874
It's a partnership, but neither person should be making decisions that affect the other without talking about it. He's misrepresenting the situationn somehow. I suspect that OP is 300 pounds and is too childlike to manage his own affairs, and his "wife" is a stuffed rabbit that had the button eyes removed by the staff at the care facility to prevent him from chewing them off and choking.

>>18118662
>wife banned bread and lunch meat a month ago

You mean she asked and you told her no right?

>>18118862
Nigger my chick wanted me to quit drinking beer and I told her "I like beer I'm not stopping" and that was the end of the conversation. Quit being a faggot.

>>18118662
Wife knows right for once and all the lards who are addicted are absolutely seething because they can't comprehend living without fake bread and fake meat.

>>18120944
No one fucking likes you.

>>18118668

>>18118924
I lost 80 pounds eating protein style In-N-Out for a year. if it's a choice between being fat and getting kidney stones I'll take the kidney stones

>>18118874
is u sayin i aint be havin no salami if i wanna live?

>>18118662
>lunch
>lunch meat and bread
I guess your wife doesn't want to have you be miserable
bread and luncheon meat is a disgusting lunch.

>>18121140
Aren't incidents of cardiac event also increased with such a diet? Not trying to be a dick. Clearly losing 80 pounds has a lot of value in lowering cardiac problems as long as you do some cardio and eat high fiber foods after you're there. Heart health is dope.

>>18120975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSKizLRFbTo

>>18118776
Woman was made for the sake of man.
Man was not made for the sake of woman.
Jesus Christ is Lord.

A husband's wife is his helper.
Not his master.

>>18121670
I'd rather have my rib back

>>18118776
>>18118862
kek, this.
A bunch of faggot zoomie teenagers ITT, but what else is new. A good, caring wife doesn't want her husband to fucking keel over at 50 or get cancer.

>>18118662
You're saying you prepare your own lunch yet you're being told what to put in it? I can't stop laughing. Tell her if she cares so much she can make it herself, you fucking doormat.

Ahahahhaa OP is the woman of their marriage. What a cuck, imagine valuing womens input

>>18118862
Yeah only a broken buck would let a woman decide what he eats, people who aren't married can see it for what it is and laugh at sad pussy-whipped 'men'

>>18120516
it's funny that you post the spotted hyena since the females dominate the males with their erect vagina penises and just plain being more aggressive and stronger

>>18121646
>Unironically uses these to find new music
>/mu/
Harsh

>>18118776
Touch grass

>>18118862
they are but
>banned bread
don’t pretend this is reasonable

>wife found the breadbox

embarrassing thread for everyone involved

>>18121140
>. if it's a choice between being fat and getting kidney stones I'll take the kidney stones
or you could just choose to eat less and not suffer either one, retard

>>18122370
>wife is on a date with her bf and took the breadbox key

>>18118662
tortillas

>>18122760
>wife banned me from touching my meat

>>18120944
>Wife knows right for once and all the lards who are addicted are absolutely seething because they can't comprehend living without fake bread and fake meat.
BASED

>>18120959
>No one fucking likes you.
shill?

>>18118662
>wife banned bread and lunch meat
have you tried banning her vibrator and hanging out with her friends (aka getting blacked)?

>>18118862
you cuck, it's a two way street. banning anything except mutually is stupid and subverts the whole point of a marriage - if you can't both agree on or both compromise, willingly, on all topics then why get married?