/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18107039
She's cure and funny. Good one. Give me a sec to go see what webms I have on my laptop.

>>18107039

>>18107126
lol

>>18107048
shes a fucking roastie. throw her in the lake of fire along with race mixers jews and homosexuals

>>18107156
Maybe chill a little bit

>>18107043
>>18107044
>>18107047
Post the rest of them faggot. I want to see Virgo.

>>18107177
That is all of them you lunatic

>>18107160
>that webm
globohomo will burn and so will you and both of them

>>18107195
Embrace the Swirl, brother

>>18107184
Sorry I am retarded.

>>18107043
The Gemini one is stupid both haves are the same fuckin thing

>>18107202

>>18107043
>add salt to taste
>add hot sauce
>>hot sauce
>>sodium and vinegar with food coloring
what?

>>18107197
Ending ruined this webm
What a fucking waste of food

>>18107210
I knead dat.

>>18107204
I think it's ironic and supposed to piss Geminis off with how retarded it is

>>18107125
something feels so wrong about eating a ostrich. wonder how it tastes though

>>18107248
>being autistic

>>18107245
How do you know its being 'wasted'? Could go to the goyim or used as animal feed (same thing really tho)

>>18107254
It's turkey just large

>>18107275
Yeah I'm a Gemini

>>18107239
I can fap to this.

>>18107184
>taps knife

>>18107039
reminder that "nutrition" isnt a real science, its a women's "science" and no self respecting human being should ever willingly study it, call themselves a nutritionist and especially not speak to one

>>18107043
>>18107044
>>18107047
i thought these were gonna be cool designs based off of what the sign represents but of course its just astrolofaggotry

>>18107254
Texture is similar to good beef, quite gamey taste with a certain tang of it's own. Very low fat so dry. It's OK but needs treating right.

>>18107039
not my problem

>>18107299
kek

>>18107254
Tastes similar (and better than) beef. I wish they were sold in the states.

>>18107345
>I can't think of a lower ROI activity
Watching your videos.

>>18107039
>me when i go to wendys

>>18107345
>what is passive income

>>18107375
all i know is to pass gas, homie
real shit

>>18107345
Imagine life being so low ROI that you have to put any thought into the ROI of anything more than maybe an hour of each day, if even that.

Imagine actually enjoying life lmao. Imagine this guy on his deathbed, oof

>>18107345
>IS THAT SOMEONE LEARNING A SKILL FOR FUN? AHHHH HELP ME I'M GOING INSANE
what level of capitalism autism is this? Seriously

>>18107345
>tfw my ROI will never be so high that I get assblasted to the point of manic vibration at someone having fun cooking for themselves
>tfw I will never wear huge gay sunglasses indoors and cross my little skinny jean chicken legs to posture for a youtube video
get this nigga some sketchers too

>>18107345
What an autistic faggot. Imagine destroying your body with goyslop so you can work for Mr. Shekelberg an extra 30 minutes a day

>>18107427
if you got time to complain on a video, youre not making money
get back to work roiboy, chop chop

>>18107040
the lava cooks the monster

>>18107345
>mr worldwide
unless he's here to give us the green light why would I care what this clown has to say?

>>18107039
My boomer parents who were forever on a diet used to do that

>>18107052
That looks very unappealing. Just a bunch of mushy wet vegetables with no fat or protein

>>18107447
There is protein in every one of those vegetables, and fat is used in the sauce.

>>18107197
god I love Satisfactory

>>18107177
what body type is this?

>>18107539

>>18107539
i can't believe it's not butterball

>>18107254
i've had one "ostrich medallion" as a part of a tasting course. it was great, in the top 3 with elk and bison.

>>18107202
i'd lose my dick in those cheeks

>>18107239
what in the actual fuck?
why is someone sucking on a cow's teat?
why is someone filming it?
why is this on the internet?
what season of lawn stars is this from?

>>18107456
maybe enough protein if you're a little girl

>>18107345
I feel I'd be friends with him. Let him order me food. "gimmie your card number" "time is money, friendo"

>>18107239
I wish I had milky nipples for a cute girl to suckle from.

>>18107345
Who is this turbo faggot?

>>18107345
someone should assault this man.

>>18107631
I would, but assault is too low ROI

>>18107631
you mean battery, right?
simple threats are cuck-tier, low-t manlet dance dance revolution moves.

>>18107343
Fudruckers was the only place around to get ostrich burgers before they started closing locations everywhere. In california theres a good amount of ostrich farms around and it's not hard to get/see ostrich on menus.

>I don't support factory farms I only eat hunted meat
t. vid related

>>18107737
mmmmm wormsss

>>18107737
Hell no longer scares me.

>>18107737

>>18107040
I would have thought it would have exploded out the tab at the top as a weakpoint but maybe those are stronger than I think

>>18107737
I'm imagining vikings doing this, 1000 years ago.

>>18107184
>meat cooked in plastic bag
I like the smell of BPA in the morning

>>18107572
That's not a teat it's a penis

>>18107841
Vikings didn't drink beer. That's why they got so much shit done.

>>18107853
cows can't have penis

>>18107184
$200 right there.

>>18107874
then where do baby cows come from

>>18107864
>Vikings didn't drink beer
Yeah. They drank wine primarily. Norway is famous for its large vineyards

>>18107886
fuggin goteem

>>18107539
What the fuck is the point of adding rose and blossom water to everything?

>>18107886
the world may never know
but cows still won't have peniseses

>>18107852
What plastic bag retard?

>>18107984
At 0:07 he's unwrapping some kind of plastic bag

>>18108022
That is butcher paper, not a bag

>>18107345
This is the weirdest cope for not knowing how to cook I've ever seen

>>18108081
This is probably absurdly delicious I don't care that it's a meme

>>18107814
>literal fucking lava pouring over the side of the can
>Why didn't it go out the top?!?!?!?!!?!?

>>18107345
amerimutts are simply not human

>>18108081
Do Amerilard really eat off table like dog

>>18107040
What country is this? Can you just throw all your garbage in there as well?

>>18108116
There's always laws against doing that stuff, if everyone threw their trash in volcanos the smoke it gives off would pollute the shit out of the area

>>18108035
Either way it's coated in plastic

>>18107539
Poopy mestizo

>>18107125
I can’t stand this faggot

>>18107539
I hate muslim food

>>18107039

>>18107441
its not pitbull lmao

>>18107177
thats disgusting but also look at the fucking way he walks, that guy doesnt give a fuck about anything
im almost jealous, except for the being morbidly obese

>>18107202
this goes from looking like butts to looking like two dicks

>>18107447
At the end you can see it being served next to chicken.

>>18108116
They did throw garbage in there, anon.

>>18107345
i really hope this is a joke
but that "you're broke" at the end seemed a little too authentically mad...

>>18108206
regardless, LET'S GO /asp/bros

>>18107852
its parchment paper

>>18108252
Why would you not cook off the whiskey then the wine before dumping in all that beer? It would take fucking forever to cook out all that alcohol this way.

>>18108135
i hate rich people
i hate fat people
i hate fat rich people even more

>>18107040
sweet, cleansing, lava....

>>18107160
rofl

>>18108150
is it? maybe it's wax
regardless many types of plastic are fine to cook with

>>18107039
>Removes protein rich flavourful water
>Rinses with fluoride

>>18107539
nice

>>18107245
You have no idea. I work in manufacturing and if you think that 1 dumpster of waste product is bad, imagine hundreds of them per day just for that 1 manufacturing line. Quantity > Quality > Efficiency

>>18108095
Tate is European

>>18108150
probably some sort of wax.

>>18108098
hella fake lol

>>18107345
That man is bald, so nothing he says matters.

>>18107539
"Cut off the borders"

>>18108100
That's in Italy.

>>18108135
That's in the UK.

>>18107039
you're disgusting. god i hope she gets assaulted and has such bad ptsd she kills herself

>>18108136
I made this based on the webm a couple of months ago, good shit

>>18108090
i know you think you're soooo smart anon but if you used your actual eyes watching that webm you'd see that it clearly never even reaches the top on the right before the leftmost lava is hitting the can. the anon you replied to was correct to be surprised that it didn't pop out the top (specifically in his musing that it must be stronger than he though) because the can is clearly designed to fail in stages. notice the top is "punched out" first, as in it very clearly *wanted* to pop out the top but it's designed to fail by crumpling outward, containing the extreme pressure difference somewhat. it's only when the can finally fails, away from the weakest point (the top) that any of the beverage actually leaks. you're not just a fucking retard for being wrong, but because you actually had a learnable event to observe and you still managed to totally misunderstand it and still be smug about how fucking stupid you are. crazy to think that someone as stupid and prissy as you has a vote that counts the same as mine.

>>18107469
Wtf mozzarella isn't vegan

>>18108100
the table*
a dog*

>>18108452
for examples we typically use plurals, retard. notice how i didn't say "for an example we typically use a plural".
>do amerilards really eat off tables like dogs
would be much more natural. learn the fucking language before you try to teach it, because if ESL retards take your advice they'll be talking like
>does an amerilard eat off the table like a dog
like a real fucking dork

>>18108451
Neither is chorizo. Nothing said it was vegan, you dummy.

>>18108457
Yes chorizo is vegan???

>>18108466
Chorizo is sausage. Just like you, you fucking sausage.

>>18108468
Chorizo is made from pork, not meat. It says it right there on the Wikipedia page.

>>18107814
Whenever I leave cans in the freezer too long they bust out the sides

>>18108451
They have vegan cheeses although, like with most vegan imitations of non-vegan products, you're way better off just using real vegan ingredients (rice, beans, lentils, veggies, olive oil, etc) instead of eating a crummy imitation.

>>18107125
damn look at the size of that bird's cock

>>18107210
>active yeast

>>18107177
Poo or Illegal?

>>18107254
I don't want to sound racist, but I don't see what's wrong with eating an ostrich

>>18107177
He'd look fine if his pants fit properly

>>18107039
My jimmies: THOROUGHLY FUCKING RUSTLED

>>18108144
hope the kids had a good time. lan parties are essentially dead and its not likw arcades exist anymore other than ones that just have mobile games with a gaint touch screen.

>>18108081
I wish for a nuclear holocaust and will give my life if only it would guarantee those creatures are vaporized as well.

>>18108220
Dude knows he's fat he just don't give a fuck

>>18108128
do americans really eat this slop?

>>18108594
I see plenty of arcades around my area. They cater to things that aren't well replicated at home like gun games, driving games, fighters with cabinet controls, and games using novel controls like water sprayers or trackballs. There are sometimes also elaborate feedback systems like intricately controlled vibrations and bursts of air.

>>18107039
Anyone who drians grease from their mince should be killed

>>18107345
he needs to be curbstomped and fed to rabid monkeys

>>18108612
Bro that's french

>>18107881
don't forget your time cost in waiting in line in the host sun 60 feet away from I35 for half a day

>>18107039
or just buy leaner ground beef
that's an option as well

>>18108182
i've got my own little flock of chickens in the back yard, but the color of those eggs yolks is absolutely insane.

>>18108624
most of the time it isn't even that much grease
they just cook it wrong so all the water releases at once and boils the meat

>>18108198
damn i forgot about this show. i love it so much.

>>18108155
The food always looks good in a home cookin' kinda way. That chefs salad is what i hate the most, white parts of lettuces and a few cherry tomatoes, pass.

>>18108242
It's bread

I'm surprised at the recipes where people are baking/making tomato sauce for > 1 hr in their cast iron pans. Surely the acidity must trash the seasoning at least, if not the pan itself?

>>18107345
>I get it, Paul. Back on that old 'Time is Money' kick, right?
>Not back on it, Joe, still on it.

>>18108135
>american love story
>nigel
Retard.

>>18108949
nigel is the british bride of the american love story taking place in britain

>>18107447
>>18107052
They fucked up every step that makes this version gourmet and not just average.

>>18107040
It's Crack A Monny o'clock!

>>18108963
that was disgusting to watch but I still want some

>>18108966
>still tries to cut the cake after the initial pummeling
heart of a champion

>>18108231
>wearing a friends shirt
>eating beer ramen
>in a japanese restaurant
>in canada
>doesn't actually contain beer
How much hipster douchebaggery can god put into a single man?

>>18108983
at least he commits
>tfw half hipster faggot that isn't accepted by them or anyone else

>>18108155
I'd love to be one of those cooks. Providing honest simple food for a bunch of hardworking young men and watching them all enjoy it. Even if they don't say thanks or anything just knowing you're supporting them and they're getting a warm meal. What's the point if I can't experience that.

>>18108966
Of course they're all niggers.

Did you see the way that full grown woman was beating on the back of that child's spinal cord? He needs to get out asap.

>webm thread
>mostly just rage bait

>>18108992
have a fun one

>>18108379
she's got a hole beneath her seat to poop out what she scoops in

>>18108966
>completely shuts down by the end
That's literally child abuse. I hope all those fucks get arrested.

>>18107184
Burnt and raw??

>>18109003
it's building character

>>18108266
>

>>18107160

>>18107039

>>18109073
she compromised

>>18107369
just realised hes eating it upside down

>>18108230
>ghosts

>>18107316
touch grass

>>18107608
Andrew Tate, the most alpha male who ever existed.

>>18108095
He's British, moved to Romania because women there still know their place and got arrested for human trafficking

>>18107369
Why is he pushing the burger into his mouth like that

>>18108095
>>18108100
touch grass, musloid

>>18108067
cords?

>>18109073
>throws up the devil horns
>drives a Mini to Target
Suburbia brain rot

>>18108966
LOL that kid's going to have mad character as an adult. SJWs gonna be btfo.

>>18108179
I tried one of these the other day and it was amazing.

>>18108119
This channel is so fucking sexy

>>18108966
this kids gonna grow up another failure of a school shooter

>>18107852
>>18109008
euro city fags trying to trash bbq are just objectively wrong idiots. theres very few things good about american cuisine, but trying to trash bbq just makes you objectively stupid

>>18107197
>that charnel pit of rejects

>>18107210
fr fr no cap

>>18109073
Totally gay and probably fake as well.

>>18108192
damn that looks good

>>18109099
I've never understood coke other than a status symbol thing. It's just a shitty adderall. I know I haven't had high quality stuff but I mean look at those thick lines. It's like an addiction to the action of snorting coupled with the high. Idk

>>18108237
ive made something similar. The texture of the "soup" is disgusting. Dont blend it

>>18107177
Most starved Alb*nian

>>18107210
wow
HOWEVER

>>18107737
so this is mullet power, huh
not bad

>>18107039
why are white people like this?

>>18107737
Wanna get chronic wasting disease? That's how you get chronic wasting disease?

>>18107897
Everything I find online says you're wrong and that Vikings primarily drank beer, and rarely drank wine.

Wine requires large vineyards, something the Vikings didn't really have. That Scandinavian climate was terrible for grapes.

>>18107345
why are all these anons so mad? This is hilarious

>>18109250
Because he's so smug about being so wrong. For most people, spending the time to cook is actually going to save them money, so his entire premise is completely upside down. For the average person, spending about an hour to prepare about four or five dollars worth of groceries is a lot smarter than dropping forty for some Uber Eats delivered Panda Express

>>18107737

>>18108765
feed them paprika, its all a hoax

>>18109235
You must've graduated top of your special ed class

>>18109269
Fucking filthy grain stealing Vermin, they get what they deserve. To drown in their only instinct-driven wish

>>18109073
Why the fuck do tick tock people move like this, it's so annoying

>>18109169
It definitely is an addiction to the act of snorting, the chopping, the line forming, all of it, its rather ceremonious when you've done it for while. The high really is second, even with pure shit, it's great, but it's all part of the same thing.

>>18109269
That bird at :15 to the right..
>I know what it is, let me embrace it

>>18107044
>Be cancer
>Absolutely hate Avocado
>They put on Avocado
Astrologyfags, explain yourselves.

>>18108395
No it isn't, retard.

>>18108954
Kek

>>18108178

>>18108116
Hawaii more than likely.

test

>>18107369
Everything, fucking EVERYTHING Jack does he fails at. I almost feel bad for him but he's a grifting faggot so lol

>>18108110
pretty basic sloppa

>>18109235
>>18109301
You guys are both trolling and it's pissing me off.

>>18108987
>feeding Isreali soldiers
>honest
Kek. But yeah I get what you mean. Just cooking for a bunch of people who you know'll enjoy it. Keep it up, anon, you'll make a great wife one day.

>>18108252
>Salami
>Cheese in the middle

What a fucking abimination of a "francesinha"

>>18108179
regular gummy bears are bad enough
frozen is overkill.

>>18108135

wow do americans really?

>>18108152
As much as I hate turks, this adana is fucking god tier

>>18108260
>Webm called automation
>Contains a shitload of humans doing tasks that are too fiddly for the machines or which require common sense beyond automation
Why must you turn this thread into a house of lies?

>>18108966
>Goes to cut the cake after the initial attack
This kid deserves better.

>>18108618
not that anon but Virtua Cop 4 was my shit. I wish I could do it at home

>>18108935
If it wasn't for disappointment I wouldn't have any appointmemt

>>18108116

>>18109169
>It's just a shitty adderall
it's a lot more than that, but yes it's mainly a status thing

>>18109073
back in the day there was a whole cookbook about how to cook stuff with your engine.

>>18109747
If only they knew the entire process could be summed up in less than a minute.

>>18109769
truly, tigtog will solve education

>>18107345
kek he's right, this is why women are supposed to cook for you.

>>18108095
europoors simply arent people

>>18109269
just look at them go!

>>18109073
This is actually kind of a smart idea if you're going on a road trip.

>>18109810
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manifold_Destiny_%28cookbook%29?wprov=sfla1

>>18108966
These are the latiniggers telling you that white people have no culture.

>>18107239
kek

>>18108252
>impossible to eat with just your hands
That's not a sandwich.

>>18108231
wtf is the foam? This looks disgusting.

>>18108067
Say what you will about the chinese, but they load up when it comes to food.

>Festival in town
>Chinese food truck is there
>It's late at night, but I'm feeling like some night food will do me good
>Walk up to the food truck
>They have giant bowls filled to the brim in front
>Just point at 5 different items saying I want them
>The frontman looks at me askew and asks if I'm sure, the portions are big
>Say I'm sure and very hungry
>They proceed to completely fill a polystyrene container for each of the 5 items I selected

I had food for 3 days after.

>>18108594
I have a feeling that wasn't set up for children

>>18108144
The only things that make me mad about this are that the TVs are on the floor, and the food is sitting there getting cold.

>>18109894
You can see the birthday cake has 1 and 2 candles next to it. It's for a 12 year old's birthday, because there would be alcohol if it was for a 21 year old.

>>18108135
>Americans are so retarded they react to the obviously bait filename

>>18107345
let me guess, this guy sells "online marketing courses" and "day trading seminars"

>>18107039
Blueboards became like huffington post

>>18107585
you don't have to eat a shitload proteins at every meal if you have a balanced diet

>>18108158
thanks, i tried to made it without folding instructions and i will try again with those

>>18107737
This takes buck breaking to a whole new level.

>>18108081
interesting food custom. unfortunately ruined by the faggotry of the hosts featured in the webm

>>18107539
>literally nothing but cheese and sugar

>>18108966
What shit ass third world country is this?

>>18109927
>you don't have to eat a shitload proteins at every meal if you have a balanced diet
If you're eating entire meals out of vegetables you're not getting a balanced diet. Post wrist.

>>18109978
no one said you have to eat just vegetables

>>18107345
The Top G making /ck/ neets and losers and low-value men seethe.

>>18108230
that looks extremely oily

>>18110006
The only low value men are the ones who watch faggots like that and delude themselves into believing that they're learning how to be alpha

>>18109115
using isomalt would probably be easier and look more appetizing

>>18108230
>spends over an hour preparing tomatoes
>adds in 500ml of mystery chicken broth at the end
Why even bother

>>18108493
Is vegetables grown in animal fertilizer vegan? Or do you require synthetic fertilizers?

>>18107160
who tf scoops ice cream like that with an ice cream scooper.

>>18107184
Not enough sides for that much meat. Pickled onions and pepers are nice but i need more coleslaw

>>18109879
Yeah, despite all of the memes (mostly based on fact), China has the best food I've ever experienced. Damn never every meal, every city, every region, was affordable, filling, and fucking tasty. Lots of variety, too. Unfortunately, you have to be within China to access it.

>>18107737
Depending on how well bit was cleaned this could be safe, saw all the blood in that foam though.

>>18109008
Its pink from the smoke.

>>18108594
Looks like they had a really fucking good time.

>>18109406
kek

>>18108163
>muslim food
2016 was 10 years ago

>>18107160
>Nig-ella

>>18107040
Great, now even lava is a fucking 30 year old boomer.

>>18107345
I bet this beta male eats solid food

>>18108182
Looks really good but basil in tomato sauce while it's
cooking makes it bitter.
Unless I'm missing something?

>>18108182
would wife

>>18109073
I'd let her cook me a steak alright.

>>18109011
Been there. Absolutely fucking infuriating.

>>18109269
the birds dont get harmed, they can escape and keep doing this for fun

>>18107737
god in heaven, are you still there?
cpatcha: 4J4GAY

>>18109810
seems like a good way to ingest lots of carinogens
now if i could boil water in a sealed container, tho
that would be some good vanlife shit.

>>18108987
I kinda wanna go to a frat house and make them dinner for some beer and cocaine a few nights a week

>>18107184
the tap makes me unreasonably angry every single time

>>18109073
would wife if met her when she was younger. seems like someone who always find something fun to do

>>18108101
>upside-down deep dish
nice

>>18110837
Just double wrap the food in foil and I think it would be ok.

>>18110837
>seems like a good way to ingest lots of carinogens

>>18107737
Don't worry, the alcohol from the beer sterilizes the bodily fluids