/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Is coffee good for you?

>""""expert""""
that inspires confidence

>>18095075
Quotation marks around expert,100% guarantee it's some retarded ass chiropractor making stupid medical claims yet again.

>>18095075
Only if you don't drink enough

>read the actual text of the article

>dehydration increases risk of blood clots
>caffeine makes you pee out water instead of retaining it
>therefore caffeine causes blood clots

trust the science lmao

>>18095075
Don't care. I'll still continue drinking a cup or two of Moka Pot, French Press, pour-over, or auto-drip coffee each morning.
Hate to sound like a faggot zoomer here but;
>we're here for a good time, not a long time.
Or, as my 62-year-old father would say;
>I'm not going to stop doing something (as in drinking whole milk) because my doctor says it would be healthier for me. What's the point of living if you cannot enjoy some things?

>clot shots are given to numerous retarded Americans
>They all start getting blood clots
>blame most widespread beverage
Dunkin and Starbucks need to sue these "experts" for their lies potentially damaging business

The year is 2025: almost everything has been confirmed to cause blood clots, from eating sauteed green beans to shaving your legs. Please continue to trust the science.

>>18095109
>>clot shots are given to numerous retarded Americans
>>They all start getting blood clots
Shit posting aside, this happened to my aunt. She never had any health issues like clots until after her third Jew jab. Was out running around her neighborhood and suffered a stroke.
But yes, the experts can blame "coffee" or "sun spots" for the increased clots or overall heart issues.

>>18095125
Turns out that having blood greatly increases your risk of getting a blood clot.

>>18095098
Science reporting is such shit.

Real conclusion: you should probably drink more water if you have caffeine
Fake news: Tea will kill you

>>18095133
WTF, GET IT OUT OF ME! GET IT OUT!!!

>>18095137
QUICK! Find the local vampire or neighborhood serial killer to remove all the harmful blood from your body.
Once you've been drained of all that blood, you'll be safe from having any clots.

>>18095134
>Science reporting is such shit.
>Real conclusion: you should probably drink more water if you have caffeine
now realize that the past 50 years of SODIUM BAD is literally the exact same thing.
Salt is extremely good for you, you literally need it to function.
Just drink water.

>>18095094
the fuck

>>18095075
Weird how everything is suddenly causing blood clots.
Coffee, sleeping in the wrong position, stress, etc.

>>18095075
Go get extra vaxed and gtfo

>>18095075
that just means it’s working.

>>18095145
Mostly based on feeding a mouse so much they could have probably killed it by dropping it on the mouse...

Basically it's the reproducibility crisis from the "repeat after me" science showing how this teaching method just results in intellectual troggledites

>>18095079
Haha. I remember this fckng threads.

>1 gram a day

I mean she might be right.

Women drink coffee all the time and they're fucked up

>>18095094
DVT?
Dick and Vagina Torture?

>>18095491
No it's that drug joe rogain really likes

>>18095094
In other news, the study did not account for people who drink 5+ a day being physically active while 1-4 were working office jobs.
Why are these studies always so fucking retarded, why do idiots keep gobbling it all up

>>18095075
>experts say coffee causes childhood strokes, winter vagina, blood clots, and aids.

>>18095075
Yes the caffeine we've ingested for centuries is now causing blood clots. What else could it be, sciencebros?

I'm sure its like anything else. Yes you drink coffee and nothing but your gonna have issues. However if you drink a cup of coffee in the morning but then drink other stuff throughout the day your more apt to live a long life.. (Barring the freak car wreak or some shit like that)

>>18095518
don't forget sudden athlete death syndrome. Caffeine is literally a neurotoxin.

>>18095531
We should cut down all the coffee belt rainforests to stop the coffee menace. Then we can strip mine the lithium there instead to combat global warming.

>"expert"

>>18095075
>DID YOU KNOW THING WILL KILL YOU

Living kills you. Find me an everlasting man, and I'll find a fuck to give.

>>18095497
Dick and Vagina Torturasperin?

>>18095094
If the researchers actually drew causation from that they're morons but I blame the science "writer" from whatever normie site this is.

>>18095491
>>18095497
>>18095569
deep vein thrombosis

is the antivax posting ironic or did /ck/ somehow turn into another political retardation board

>>18095674
Lmao you got the fauci sauce right up the butt didn't you?

>>18095674
I hate poltards but I hate retards like you even more,which one did you get marked with? Pfizer? Moderna? which one?

>Professor Whiteley noted tea – the nation's favourite brew – contains caffeine, "which actually causes you to lose water".

This isn't accurate though. Caffeinated drinks aren't actually dehydrating. https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20140402-are-coffee-and-tea-dehydrating

>>18095674
Every board has been infested by /pol/. They're like roaches. Once you get them you can't ever get rid of them.

>>18095729

>>18095079
yes, of course

>>18095606
Shiiieeeet. That's what got incontrol. RIP

>>18095075
>blood becomes "sticky"
opinion discarded

>>18095108
Youre father is a plagiarist

>>18095333
>1 gram a day
Rookie numbers.

>>18095531
Those athletes didn't die; they just woke up

Really makes you think about those perfectly safe and wonderfully effective "vaccines", huh?

>>18095075
>NEW STUDY;EXPERTS SAY;STUDY FINDS;RESEARCHERS AT (INSERT UNIVERSITY)
it's jewish bullshit

>>18095125
>almost everything has been confirmed to cause blood clots
Not the Jab though
Get boosted!

>>18095740
He's cute.

>>18095075

>>18095075
>"expert"
Wow
many journalism
much expertise
very shareable
wow

>>18095302
>Troggledites

>>18095098
Fun fact; that is also bullshit.
Caffeine is indeed a diuretic. It makes you pee.
But there is so much water in a cup of coffee that it completely negates the diuretic property of the caffeine. You can absolutely hydrate with black coffee all damn Summer if you want to.

Might be different if you drink "coffee" that is really just a liquid cake like that shit they serve at the Starbucks, though. I wouldn't know about that.

>>18096618
Clips like these are staged whether you like it or not. Obviously she's a fat sack of shit, but the things you see her doing aren't representative of what she'd normally be doing. Whoever made the video just wanted to make viewers angry so they'd engage with the content.

>it certainly wasn't the experimental injection we demanded everyone get
>that SADS huh?

>>18095731
This might help redditors who are used to only being allowed to see one opinion.

Did you know people who disagree with you politically also enjoy food and cooking?

>>18096852
Anon you must be a fat fuck to be this in denial. You don't get that fucking fat by not being willing to gulp down 2 frappucinos

>>18096866
Denial has nothing to do with the fact that all videos are staged. Whoever made that video wanted to make her look at stupid and slovenly as possible to make you as angry as possible so you'd engage with their content as that's how they make their money from advertisers. You have to train yourself to ignore the content of videos, anon.

>>18095125

Ya and retards are claiming coffee hydrates you.

>>18096875
Water hydrates you, and a cup of coffee is mostly water. The dehydrating effect of the coffee is less than the hydrating effect of the cup of water.

>>18096618

It's a semantical argument and you are factually incorrect. Coffee dehydrates you, the water hydrates you. The amount of water content is what matters.

>>18096880

/Retard /newscience faggot

Make 1 cup of coffee and brew it with 50 scoops of coffee.

>>18096872
>Denial has nothing to do with the fact that all videos are staged.
They're not all staged just because you want to think they are, anon

>>18096894

Your life is staged.

>>18095512
>why are these studies always so fucking dumb
Easy. These studies cost a lot to do, and extremely few are anonymously funded. Ergo, the funding party ALWAYS has a desired result they're looking for. They may not explicitly tell the researchers they're paying that they are looking for it, but think about it: would Folgers dish out a few hundred thousand or even a million bucks and WANT it to find that caffeine is bad for you? Of course not. Now consider the fact that most researchers, particularly (((independent third parties))) work on a contract basis, if they don't have a job lined up, they ain't eating, essentially. Hence: you are a starving researcher, Folgers comes and says
>hello anon we'd like to give you a million dollars to research if there's any POTENTIAL HEALTH BENEFITS to consuming caffeine. Please use this money as you see fit to conduct your trial ;-)
Now you're sitting there thinking
>hmmmm if they're happy with my results then maybe the mega globo homo corpo that owns Folger will contract my firm for more projects
>BUT I'm a scientist, I care about objectivity and don't want to be outright dishonest, what can I do??
>Of course! I'll purposefully design the sample groups to be as vague as possible and put ridiculous and arbitrary limitations on them to ensure that I will almost certainly find the results this company is looking for!
Many such cases. Obviously this study was not about benefits of caffeine, that was just an example. Always, always, always, before you take a studies finding as fact, first look at who funded that study.

>>18096900
oh no a redditor

>>18096921

What's that?

>>18096941

>>18096945

>>18095674
Don't get triggered now, your boosted heart can't handle it. Being mad at the truth is gonna give you clots.

>>18095125
Russell Howard (Bri'ish comedian) did a bit on this on his show when over the course of years, the Daily Mail had basically accused everything of giving you cancer, including both doing something and not doing that same thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3chJN9DCGg

>>18095145
Sodium puffs your face up like a balloon. Bad because it makes you uglier. Wish all these people would realize that I hate looking at them

I think they don't realize it since they're so used to it

>>18095674
>>18095731
brain dead retards bring up a topic out of nowhere so they can circle jerk rage about it

>>18095094
HELL YEAH BROTHERS WE RIDE AGAIN

>>18096882
not if you mean coffee as in the drink and not the beans themselves. if you do mean the beans you're an absolute retard like >>18096885 anyway, because any dried substance like the beans will be dehydrating

>>18095075
>"expert"
>going to the media instead of putting their article through a scholarly journal based on peer-review

Freelance writers have a poor understanding of science so they tend to write dumb articles. Science may come up with something that removed 10% of cancerous cells on a rat's ass, then lousy news outlets will spin that as "A CuRe FoR CaNcEr???"

>>18096510
I could do without the nose ring but it's not like you'd be able to see that with your tongue inserted deep into her tight smelly bussy

That means the vaccine is working! Trust the science goy :)

>>18097311
Shut the fuck up freak

>>18095075
was this article made before or after the covid vax rollout?

>>18096852
So what would she normally be doing?
Going for a run and eating a fucking cucumber?

>>18095075
>express.co.uk
>believing news from a tabloid
>a Bri'ish tabloid at that

>>18097766
I've spent all day going down the King Cobra rabbit hole. Feels like a fever dream.

Yeah, it's not like we've haven't been drinking coffee for 200 years.

>>18097913
turn back now. While you still can

>>18095075
>sticky blood
yeah that sounds medical

>>18095075
Vaxxie cope is real lmao
> it's not the clotshot it's coffee!!!

>>18095075
I want to post a snarky remark but I will get banned :^(

>>18095131
Let's see your aunt's age

>>18096863
>the election migrant directly from the Trump subreddit accuses board natives of being redditors
The insult that strikes at the idiot's heart is his first choice against others

>>18095075
Literally brewing a cup right now. But now I will make extra ones later.

>>18095075
Ah yes, the omnivore health risks

>>18098790
>>the election migrant directly from the Trump subreddit
Would you like some help constructing this massive man of straw

>>18098778
>Let's see your aunt's age
And BMI.

>>18095075
SHOULD HAVE GOT THE 15TH BOOSTER SHOT VAXXIES!

>>18095512
A) because health science is not actual science (it's studies, because experimenting on people is bad).
B) Money for this comes from corps who want a specific result, so scientist does what money says in order to get more money.
C) Journalists all hate science, they are lib arts majors by definition. So they don't understand anything science related to begin with. But they DO know how to generate clickbait and make rage porn and fearmongering articles.

Couple the two together and YAY, you get shit like anti-vaxxers and flat earthers as a result.

Only new thing to help fight this is science youtubers are actually bringing some nuance to the table. But that isn't mainstream, so NPCs get their info from retarded Journos who can't into science from scientists who are either hand tied or have a funding reason to provide "results".

>>18095283
nurse, he's out of bed again

>>18096863
/pol/shit can only exist in anonymous spaces
When you turn on the lights the roaches scatter in fear and pretend to be normal.
That's why it's so bad on 4chan.

>>18099759
>well if you chuds didn't heckin wrongthink
oh thank you redditor

>>18099784
We don't even have to censor you. In public you censor yourselves because you fear people will find out what you are.

My room mate drinks nothing but coffee/soft drink not even water and his shits are like 1 solid fat babies arm sized. They won't fucking flush, they won't fucking budge. Lucky they have their own toilet but can coffee make your shit do that?

>>18099792
Yes that is why Jared Taylor is still allowed on Youtube, very smart redditor

>>18099796
women dont properly hydrate that's why they have to take laxatives

>>18099970
>not providing IV saline to all female dinner guests
>ngmi

>>18095075
lol we all know this is because of the clotshot. Those "expert" can suck my dick.

>>18095075
vax induced amyloidosis? who could have predicted this?!

>>18099784
Feel free to tell the audience the last time you expressed your supposedly fervently held National Socialist beliefs in person, or at the ballot box

>>18101980
Feel free to tell the audience the last time you saw a National Socialist allowed on TV

>>18102056
Your deflection makes it clear that you have never told anyone you know in person your real political beliefs.

>>18095075
>everybody vaxxmaxx
>sudden major uptick in young adults with blood clots
>uhhhhh ummmmm it's GLOBAL WARMING
>ummmmmm SUDDEN ADULT DEATH SYNDROME
>uhhhhhhhhh THIS IS NORMAL IT'S ALWAYS BEEN NORMAL
>UHHHHH STICKY BLOOD! THIS DRINK WE'VE BEEN DRINKING FOR LITERALLY EVER HAS NOW MADE OUR BLOOD STICKY!!!!!!
Lol. Lmao.

>>18102068
What exactly are the beliefs of a National Socialist? I've been open with my belief that jews are massively over represented in all aspects of US business and government but that's no different than Henry Ford

>>18102079
When speaking to your friends, do you endorse policies intended to preserve the numerical dominance, physical, mental, and ideological health of your nation's White majority?

>>18102089
I'd like to be able to have that kind of debate in the open again like our leaders used to. Were the Founding Fathers National Socialists?

>>18095109
>>18095131
>>18098222
>>18099183
>>18100730
>>18102073
literally fucking all of these. i'm not an antivaxxer and have 3 jabs so far. but holy fuck there's SADS and now this.
"but everyone gets blood clots" "heart attacks and strokes have always been leading causes of death"
ok then how come i at 22 have been having tight chest pains, limb numbness, brain fog AFTER getting down to a 20 BMI and beginning exercise? i'm in the best shape of my life and now i can't drink alcohol or coffee because of this sudden clot shit. what the fuck.

>>18095075
>every 2 shots of espresso will now come with a shot of booster

>>18095075
What does the quinine in tonic water do if I drink too much? Espresso tonic has been my go-to for this summer.

>>18102108
My best friend got three shots. Would drink one medium coffee a day, but suddenly whenever he drinks even the smallest amount he gets insanely dizzy, lightheaded, and disoriented. His doctors told him it's his medication (the same medication he's been taking for years) and he buys it. The dude was healthy as ever, ate pretty well and all. Only one thing changed in his life and it was the vaccine.

>>18102152
It kills the malaria that comes with the mosquitos that suck the clots out

>>18095075
Dat face doe...
It's like she just got her first look at my cock.

>>18102157
fuck anon same here. i can drink my shitty coffee pot coffee at home, but if i drink a regular 2-shot drink from a coffee place i get so nauseous, dizzy, brainfog, extremely tired. my doctor told me the same, it's anxiety or my 5mg (half a fucking tablet) of fluoxetine which i've been on for ever with no side effects.
alcohol gives me extreme hangovers now. i can't sit or be in one position for a long time or my limbs fall asleep. sudden severe anxiety when leaving my home etc.
i got it for work and i don't regret it but it's like any other fucking medication they peddle these days with a million side effects and withdrawal symptoms and no fucking warning. plus it's mandated for certain careers, restaurants, events etc.

>>18102108
I've had four jabs so far and I'm fine, but I also am on so many things that any one of them might be mitigating or hiding issues.
> nicotine (snus) 24/7 - occupying all the ACE2 receptors
> nicotiminide riboside - replenishing NAD+ levels that decline with age and are reduced by covid; covid severity is inversely proportional to NAD levels
> agmatine - neuroprotective and increases NO levels, reduces arterial stiffness, improves kidney function
> DHA/EPA (mercury-free algal oil) and ALA (camelina oil which is delicious)
> PQQ improves metabolic function
> centrophenoxine (as a nootropic, in mice it extends lifespan)
> pterostilbene (more active form if resveratrol)
I'm also a pescetarian

>>18102179
>nicotine (snus) 24/7 - occupying all the ACE2 receptors
Bros lining up to blame the jab for the clots caused by the cancer

>>18102179
i believe you anon but the last time i tried a new supplement (NAC) it fucked me up for a bit so i think my shitty body just metabolizes drugs and supplements poorly.

>>18102073
Back to facebook

>>18102195
I use tobacco free snus

>>18102201
Back to the inside of your colon.

>>18102202
Oh I'm sorry, the "tobacco" ingredient is clearly the only carcinogenic compound in your pharmacy