/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18092176
>QQQQUUUIIIIEEEETTTTT

I agree.

I bought a 6 pack of banquet one time because it kept getting shilled here. It was flat. I'll stick with gansett

>>18092176
Never better than the banquet pill friend i do
Enjoy a nice Coors especially in summer

>>18092176
Miller High Life is also a good cheap option.
But I drink pic related

I drink negro Modelo. it's a dark Bavarian style dunkel from Mexico that's sold in virtually every gas station for roughly the same price as Budweiser

>>18092176
I like supporting in state breweries. This state is a shit hole. At least there's something good among the meth and corn.

>>18092221
>>18092228
>>18092229
>I Think Lone Star And Modelo Are Lame. Great Lakes And Other Micro Brews (Whatever That Means) Are Shitty Beers Too. Coors Is The Best. I Will Beat Up Anyone Who Says Otherwise.

>>18092176
Absolute fucking swill
....
I don't remember what it tastes like

>>18092233
Go to bed grandad

>>18092193
It's not as carbonated as Budweiser but it has a decent amount of carbonation

Steel Reserve moggs all over these on taste price and alc content

>>18092263
since when the homeless have access to this place

>>18092176
damn i want a nice cold one now

>>18092176
12 years and you settle for cheap shit, are you an alcoholic? After I got a good job I stopped drinking shit beer

>>18092275
Oh your pic rel is really trendy right now. How is it?

>>18092267
steel posting has been a thing forever lurk moar

>manages to be both tasty and affordable, you no longer have to choose

>>18092176
I was at a bonfire with "my boyz", and my proclamation that the Coors Banquet was tasting nice as all Hell was actually the first deeply-concerning sign of my alcoholism. Everyone else involved merely thought "Whatever, man, it's a beer", but my body missed the alcohol content so dearly that it tasted like mother's milk. Now I feel the same way about Evan Williams from the freezer and Busch Light from the fridge.

I'm drunk right now. Severely. Cheers.

>>18092233
I don't know what this means, but I like Negra Modelo. I'll also drink Bud Light or 4 Loko, I don't care.

>>18092228
no way can you get 36 packs of Modelo for 24.99

>>18092275
No, it's more that I'm tired of the craft beer industry since it's so IPA centric. I'd rather just drink a banquet, even not factoring in price.

>>18092176
Based. Craft beer fuckin sucks.

>>18092241
>>18092293
It's a Cobra Kai joke.

>>18092263
I'm a Banquet guy of I'm getting something generic but I've given Steel Reserve a chance.

You are right on the alcohol content but taste wise it's mediocre at best, and honestly I think that's fair for what it is.

>>18092391
Not him but ; I love Banquets and other cheap beers, but Steel Reserve tastes terrible to me
I'd rather just drink a Bud Ice if I'm going that route

>>18092284
Based

What's interesting about Coors Banquet is that both homeless men and beer guys love it

>>18092176
What does Coors Banquet taste like?

>>18092176
>0.08 has been deposited to your checking account ending in ****

>>18092466
It has a subtle sweet corn + banana ester taste

>>18092452
5% ABV might be a factor.

>>18092228
hell yeah, t his has inironically been my favorite beer since i was a kid.

>>18092499
I don't even know where to start. The standard in Spain is 5.4 to 6. What the fuck are you drinking out there if 5 is above average?

>>18093131
I don't care what you non white foreigners drink

>>18092176
Coors Banquet is best American beer, Experts® say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhfBKZlCoks

>>18092187
>>18092233
>>18092241
>>18092293
The main bully of the Karate Kid movie--Johnny Lawrence--is the protagonist of the current Cobra Kai show, which is a continuation of the plot and characters from the series.
Johnny is computer illiterate, has difficulty expressing himself, and is a functional alcoholic who exclusively drinks Coors (Banquet).

The joke is that he is talking shit about the other beers because he thinks Coors is best.

Drink Coors, and watch Cobra Kai available on Netflix. Season 5 will release September 9, 2022.

>>18092176
You're making good progress. Eventually however, you will realize that you can't drink more than two of these without feeling full, and then you will reach you final stage of beer drinking: Coors Light.

>>18093131
It's not above average, it's average and just the right amount for casual drinking

>>18092275
>After I got a good job I stopped drinking shit beer
I make great money and rarely drink beer anymore outside of the summertime. When I do, I prefer low cal Corona Premier, which I'm guessing you would consider it a "cheap shit" beer too? It's not a money thing, it's the fact that all the heavy ipa crap is disgusting when it's warm out. Corona Premier w/ a lime is crisp and hits the spot. And it doesn't make me fat. Plus you can drink 2 or 3 and safely drive due to its 4% ABV

>>18092229
Sup Michigan bro. I also try to support Michigan breweries but the big names have all sold out to conglomerates, so I do it less and less. Plus too few Michigan breweries make a crushable light beer to sip in the summer. I buy Short's Local Lite once in a while, it's pretty solid and cheap. Don't know of any others in that lane. Oberon tastes like shit to me now

>>18092233
Coors is shit and I'll fuck you up. Best beer bang for your buck comes from America's oldest Brewery. Yuengling mother fucker. Coors is shit. I said it again because it bears repeating.

>>18094599
Are you really this dumb and oblivious that you're replying to a funpost? Or are you just bumping the thread?

>>18092176
It's funny seeing this thread because I reached this same conclusion about Miller High Life yesterday. I can spend 1/3 what I spend on German beer for a brew I like almost as much. I'd be a fool not to buy the high life.

I love weird craft stuff, but my mainstays are always

>Corona
>Heineken
>Sam Adams
>Blue Moon
>Red Stripe (only if Jamaican imported)

>>18092176
Homebrewing is the best value, once u get good ans can brew on autopilot its just a background activity

>>18094576
>great lakes brewing is in Cleveland
Close my friend. But I'm in the hellhole known as Ohio. But I do dig new Hollands tangerine space machine

>>18092314
Sours are king

>>18092176
based and bankypilled

>>18092284
They don't sell this in my state, when I went out east I had some and it's pretty good, but now what the fuck am I supposed to do?

>>18092193
Iggys makes me bust

>>18092176
Its a good beer to drink at BBQs and parties.

>>18092228
that stuff is delish

>>18092284
The finish is too sweet and sticky. It's not a good beer at all.

>>18092176
Absolutely fucking based.

t. Colorado man

>>18094631
A lot of German beers are really cheap though. Even at a bar I go to in New York, they have $2 warsteiners

>>18094576
Is Oberon too spiced? I love their winter release witbier though, I think it's a lot better

>>18092176
>After 12 years of drinking beer, I have came to the conclusion that Coors Banquet is a much better value than drinking craft beer.
Another Amerianon found the truth
The Champagne of beers is the highlife
However the KING will always be the Banquet

>>18092176
>PARDNER, I just LOVE the rippin and roarin of the big country. It’s so RUSTIC and it makes me feel like I’m in a John Wayne picture like you see at the drive-in. You should totally come on down to my ranch. It’s in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE and everything. We can crack open a nice, corny light American lager or three and get crazy watching my VHS recordings of the rodeo at the county fair. nd pardner, pardner, PARDNER, we gotta go down to the honky tonk. Listen here fella, it’s a BAR where us COUNTRYFOLK who live in the country can go and DRINK. BUT!!! It’s also a DANCE HALL like when we were kids, so we can line dance without some dumb city slickers bothering us. Speaking of which, my cousin Jodi and I have decided to tie the knot, but ain't literally, seein' as her daddy caught us knockin' boots last night. That way we can save her HONOR so she don't burn in hell for making love outta wedlock BLESS HER SOUL. I’m schnookered man. I’m gonna slam this light American lager and open another one YEEHAW!

>>18094631
miller high life 32oz are the best. always get bottles not cans (cans are lined with plastic)

>>18095227
gem

>>18092176
for me it is budweiser, the king of beers

>>18095227
what's the point of posting this you dumb fucking nigger? kys

>>18095227
Nice

yeah i love coors banquet, beer of choice for me always. i went to an asian market today and got this beer called kirin ichiban today though, has anyone here had it?

>>18092228
I just drink it because it's name is almost negro

>>18095384
Budweiser is awesome

If I'm getting cheap beer, it's tecate. I couldn't stand PBR in college, and tecate was my go to.

>>18095938
PBR is one of the few beers that gives me a bad hangover

>>18095938
Tecate is pretty good!
>>18095941
Maybe it's just in my head, but I remember drinking a bunch of PBRs one time at a bar and feeling the hangover come on while I was still awake

>>18095941
>>18095942
I'm almost 30 now, so I don't drink as much as I used to; but downing 2 or 3 of these on a Saturday night is still a pretty good time. Plus I don't feel like shit when I wake up.

>>18095949
>clam flavored alcoholic beverage
Sounds pretty gross but I'd try one

>>18096075
There's no clam juice in there, it's a bullshit name. it's just tomato juice and lager. The picante ones have some jalepeno juice in there as well. It's basically a bloody mary with lagar instead of vodka. Sorry, I'm drunk. I went and bougght 4 of them after posting that. would reccomend.

>>18096078
>There's no clam juice in there
Source? It says "made with clamato" and that has dried clam broth.
I'm a vegfag and the only chelada ice been willing to try is the dry powder BYOB kind because everything else has clam or anchovies in them

>>18092229
Great Lakes is fucking amazing, for me it's Edmund Fitzgerald or, for a magical month in the fall, all the Nosferatu my local stores carry.

come home

I love Budweiser so much
It's nothing special but it's so satisfying and perfect for when you just want a regular beer

>>18096214
It satisfies a craving that no other beer does for me. It's usually very fresh when I find it due to the popularity I guess. That might be a factor if you want to taste any hops at all in a macro lager.

>>18096417
I've had so fucking many great nights drinking Budweisers. I agree that they're fresh and tasty.
I want one right now!

>>18096433
Budweiser is based

>>18094571
>heavy ipa crap is disgusting when it's warm out
Very true. I swap to cider in warm weather, but will try some of the cheap beers discussed here. I moved away from the east coast and REALLY miss Yuengling if any anons can offer something comparable but more ubiquitous.
>>18092284
reeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18092176
>drinking so much poison you now have preferences
Drink some water OP.

>>18095941
everyone always says that, and I wonder why and how much truth there is to it

>>18092221
This is the only good thing about Texas that I can find. This beer (and drinking it) is my consolation prize for weathering the TX suck every time I’m there. Legit maybe the best regional brew out there.

Hamms tastes the same at half the price

>>18092221
high life is basically impossible to get drunk on for some reason. you can drink two six packs' worth in a night and feel like you had one 12 oz and a shot

>>18098216
Shut up faggot
>>18098332
Hamm's is good but it doesn't taste like a Banquet

>>18096165
Really really want to try ruby's revenge. Fitzgerald is still on the list to try. Very much looking forward to the oatmeal stout.

>>18094571
>all the heavy ipa crap is disgusting when it's warm out
It's disgusting in any weather. Lagers and pilsners are where it's at

>>18098661
Ales that aren't too hoppy are good too

>>18098661
>he doesn't enjoy a hoppy session ale in the springtime
Cringe!

I fucking love Banquets

>>18092187
Based

>>18092176
You're probably better off drinking random new release craft beer that's deliberately being under priced so you try it. If you cared about price only you'd probably home brew coopers stout every time.

>>18092221
>The national beer
>of Texas

>>18100554
>30 million people live there
>bigger than ukraine
>has its own power grid
the US is 50 separate countries glued together

>>18092228
It costs the same as craft beer, though... You can get a much better Bavarian style dark beer for the same price.

>>18100627
>the US is 50 separate countries glued together

>>18094576
Michiganbro here too. Forgot how good Local's Lite was until I was at a wedding reception and it was the only craft beer they have. Yeah I've been kinda disappointed by the local offerings lately. Old Nation's been doing pretty good with lagers lately but it seems like everyone's shifting to shit like smoothie sours, seltzers and hype beers instead of just something good for porch beers. I've been kinda just sticking to German imports like Reissdorf and Rothaus for those.

>>18092284
based as fuck
$6.99 for a 6 pack at walmart

>>18092193
i’m a proud chicagoan but i honestly wish i was born in massachusetts or connecticut, it just seems so good for some reason and i’m sure i have a romanticized view of it

>>18100725
>if I soy at him, his facts will stop being true