/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fuck off spamming this shit. Go to fucking youtube if you want to circlejerk over your clickbait e-celeb waifu or whatever.

I'd love to slam a sledgehammer through his head

>>18087549
Your content still sucks and you're a beta male Adam

>>18087549
Stop posting this kike

>>18087549
Soyfag.

>>18087549
It would be fun to beat the shit out of this guy

Man fuck this nigga

>>18087549
Who can't finish a dozen eggs in 2 weeks?! Boy I really need to reirrigate beyond room at that point 30 days vs 50

>>18087549
BUY AN AD, YOU FAGGOT!

>>18087549
Y'know, I used to find this guy insufferable but he's kinda growing on me. I liked the bean vid he did.

>>18087651
Shut the fuck up fagusa

>>18087649
Who's the guy with the yellow hat?

>>18087651
There's an IP count, OP, you absolute piece of samefagging shit.

>>18087565
I'd like to bust his head with a giant crystal of salt

>>18087549
Stop fucking posting your videos here Adam, nobody gives a shit about you

>>18087649
>>18087714
>yellow hat?
You don't recognize Ja/ck/ Scalfani's gay hat?

>>18087731
Oh god.

>>18087549
link the video you dumb bastard

>>18087549
He's the embodiment of slave morality. You can tell that behind his cringey little "you do you!" shit and starting his plebbit comments with "friend, ...", there's real contempt hiding. He speaks this way because he's terrified of confrontation and has no idea how to handle disagreement. It's quite evident that he genuinely thinks he's the shit, but he's just too much of a coward and a mental weakling to face any critique head-on and honourably. That's why he hedges with these weasely little phrases, why he pre-empts all possible criticism with a pre-written and pinned FAQ, and why he saw the need to make that bizarre and incoherent video on why he refuses to use metric conversions.

So it doesn't surprise me that he's prone to the occasional outburst of impotent anger in his comments section from time to time -- he clearly has an ego and a measure of masculine rage, but has never learnt what to do with them, and has spent his life being afraid of any kind of self-affirmation. Why, for example, did he overreact with such vitriol to this relatively benign comment about ceramic stoves? Why does he get so upset over a very gentle quip about the narration? Because that's the kind of language in which Adam would himself codify his criticism. He interprets the slightest of gibes as full-frontal attacks because that's the way he'd make a criticism. Simple, honest and straightforward language is not for him; he lacks the courage to be direct.

As other anons have said, all of this has probably been reinforced/cemented by his having been a professor, where he's been able to go mostly unchallenged in his little fiefdom for years. Now he's suddenly exposed to the internet, where everyone is way harsher, and more importantly, don't need to please him to pass a class. I guess he's struggling to adapt a bit.

OP I am going to kill you with a rock

That's literally the gayest thumbnail I've ever seen

>>18087549
He's looking more unhinged than usual.

He looks like globohomo art made flesh

>>18087794
He is one of their best golems. Twin abominations with babish. Neither of them are racial Jews but they could pass without a foreskin check.

>>18087549
Imagine taking your wifes name. You instantly destroy your families lineage. Your children will not carry on your legacy. I cannot think of a more cucked thing to do.

>>18087831
That jap that babish rips off for recipes also did that cuck shit.

>>18087831
>Your children will not carry on your legacy
>Why my BVLL deserves a legacy.
t. Adam Ragusea

>>18087873
>Why I take my bull's name, not my wife's

>>18087549
He's very chatty, I can't listen to him at all.

>>18087549
Fuck off Adam.

Imagine having a food podcast... Imagine listening to a food podcast

>>18088040
Imagine browsing a food board.

>>18088040
I once tried looking for a food podcast, all I got was "foodies" and white people talking about all the creative cooking ideas they got after their soul searching travels to exotic countries, all delivered in the most insufferable sunday after church type narration voices.

There has to be good podcast about food chemistry or techniques or I don't even know what. They have to exist, I just can't find them because this trash gets traffic from the organic vegan sustainable farming quinoa faggots

>>18087549
For me, it's Adam Ragusea. The best cuckold. I even ask to nut in his wife and Adam is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for a condom to fuck his wife and he gave me three. I said "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly Adam laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!" .
Now Adam greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS let me fuck his wife 3 times. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local swing club, I go there at least 3 times a week to fuck his wife, 1-2 times fo blowjobs on the weekend, and maybe some anal for dinner when I'm in a rush but want to fuck a great ass that is tight, pink, and can match my cock's needs.
I even let Adam lick my balls, it's delicious! What a great cuckold!

>>18087549
Hey Adam I think ur hot asf and I wouldn't mind smashing u and vice versa fr I'm male btw but no homo

>>18087549
Adam, single-person podcasts are horrible cringe and even worse when you're so obviously reading from a script the whole time. Just fucking stop, your normal videos are much better and that's saying a lot.

>>18087549
fuck off fagam, you will never be a real chef.

>>18087549
1. Eggs last longer in the fridge.
2. It's easier to make soft boiled eggs with cool eggs.

>>18089044
1) I'm not a chef; 2) Fuck you; 3) You want to pay to add chickens to my house? 3) Fuck you; 4) I can think of at least two Michelin-starred chefs right now whom I know refrigerate their eggs; 5) Fuck you, you elitist fuck; 6) Get with the fucking times, room temp comes in behind modern, high-end refrigeration in nearly every test you could devise.

>>18088328
I'm so glad someone saved the copypasta I made.

>>18089063
Kek

>>18087549
Bigger salt isn't better you retarded e-celeb cocksucker. If the granules are too big they don't dissolve properly and you have big fucking pebbles of salt left on your meat

Do people watch this retard unironically?

>>18089044
That can't be an undoctored photo....Nobody looks like that. what the fuck

fuck off adam

>>18087549
Imagine listening to a flacid limp dick faggot talk about eggs for over an hour while making soy faces. Adam i hope you get aids, bitch

>>18087549
I like this nigga, fuck the haters
the food he makes is great, the meatball recipy on its own got me a lot of pussy

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>>18088328
ke-
>>18089080
now it's shit
thank you, you hystrionic whore

haha awesome! you follow r/adamragusea too? nicely memed my fellow redditor.

Edit: Fuck it...ALL OF MY GOLD! You sir, have won the internet for today ;D

Haha awesome! you follow r/adamragusea too?


Nicely memed my fellow redditor.


Edit: Fuck it...ALL OF MY GOLD! You sir, have won the internet for today ;D

Why does /ck/ hate him again?

>>18087847
>That jap
you mean Hapa

>>18090216
He is literally a cuck
https://youtu.be/1rb2iQALiXU?t=291

He has gone cringe levels of apeshit in the comments over very banal criticisms
He also doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about half the time.

Anything else I miss?

>>18087549
Hey, dumbass Adam. If I want to know the answers to those questions I'll read it on Wikipedia like you did. I don't need you to read it out to me.

>>18087649
lmao saved

>>18090243
Pretty sure he's talking about not eating pussy or not using sex toys.

>>18087649
This is chef john from food wishes.com wiiiiiiith
Punching Ragusea!

>>18087549
Oh shit it dropped? Guess it's time to watch

>>18087549
I need to figure out hos subject field filtering works with 4chanx so I can finally fucking filter this guy from my sight.

>>18087549
Fuck off fagface

>>18090452
That's right! I'm going punch this fucking faggot so hard in his 4 eyes that they'll have to season his bed pan for years to come!

>>18090440
he's not talking about eating pussy or sex toys, he's talking about letting another man fuck his girl because she's not satisfied with him

Also, if you like to eat pussy good for you but that is a not at all necessary, and most girls I've been with don't even like it that much

>>18090243
He's an insecure midwit, that's why he get so defensive over any criticism and hides behind muh science. He hates himself but he's also a bitch that can't fuel his inner rage properly like a man, so he acts passive agressive and seethe inside every time he gets challenged.

>>18090565
Or maybe jannies should do their fucking jobs and delete the shill threads flooding the catalog.

>>18089051
hero

>>18090216
It's paid advertising. Notice how there isn't a single on-topic post in the entire thread and yet the mods have been babysitting it for a day straight? The same thing happened with Bon Appetit a few years ago. They'd copy paste the exact same thread every day with a link to their latest yt video and it would get 200 replies about Claire braps and the threads would never get deleted. It's basically the only thing that's really changed here since Hiroshimoot took over.

>>18090243
What an odd spiel to have at the end of your cooking video

sick to bastard death of this bugman gimp

he's antithetical to everything good and pure about cooking

>>18087714
lurk more kid

>>18087714
a line cook presumably

>>18087549
Is Adam losing mass already? Looks dyel in that thumbnail

>>18087549
dude looks like a psychotic freak

>>18087549
This dude's wife's teeth are so fucking far apart she needs a railroad spike to pick her teeth with.

>>18090452
You are the Mike Tyson, of your roasted Bison!

Can someone please explain the beef between him a chef john?

>>18090231
>injects his personal politics into cooking videos
no thanks!

>>18087549
I’ll slam this niggas dick in a car door on god in Minecraft grow the fuck up before you get gotted nigger

>>18095132
Yeah basically it’s not rib-eye, but chuck roast instead