/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18085545
Pussy

>>18085545
For me? The Gandolfini.

>>18085545
two big black cocks on viagra

A magic potion that allows me to live forever, AHA I'm so FUCKING good at these questions

>>18085545
'za topped with 'ronis, 'chovies, 'peños, and 'napple

>>18085552
>Pussy
Unironically this. Of course when I get to heaven I get 69 virgins, but I want a bite for the road.

>>18085545
This soft white cheese this old polish holocaust survivor used to make from fresh milk from a local dairy farm.
Tastiest cheese I ever ate, and I tasted many cheeses in my life.
>Inb4 semen jokes

>>18085795
>Tastiest cheese I ever ate, and I tasted many cheeses in my life.

anon ur a girl

>>18085545
A proper full english and a cuppa tea

>>18085795
Are you talking about fior di latte because yeah that's glorious.

>>18085545
I'd like to have my mom or sister make me my favorite meal, like they used to on my birthdays.
It's not anything fancy- penne, grilled italian sausage, broccoli sauteed in olive oil and garlic, drizzle of lemon juice. Just tastes like home and family, which is what i'd want my last thoughts to be of.

>>18085545
the executioner.
all other answers are from stupid people.

>>18085545

>>18085545
Black coffee and a chocolate croissant

>>18085795
>Inb4 semen jokes
I was gonna go with a holocaust joke, but I don't mind some variety, you cum chugger.

>>18085876
execute yourself, faggot

>>18085807
Your speculation is turning me on

>>18085545
a 3 foot by 3 foot by 1 foot large portion of baked ziti. prepared by myself because the prison would fuck it up. they'd have to wait until i finished it but it would only take one day. I'd like coke, grape soda, root beer and orange uludag as my drinks. for dessert I'd like half a gallon each of vanilla and chocolate pudding

>>18085545
3 fried babies on an word wide live stream.

>>18085545
I'd ask for two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>18085930
Crabbit

>>18085545
steak, onion rings, buttered leeks
cornflake tart and ice cream
a cold pint of cider with the steak and then a glass of mango juice after everything

why are death row prisoners given a last meal, just to see what their defecation looks like?

>>18085808
God I wish that were me

>>18086819
Her drink looks like a smug anime girl

>>18085545
>What would you choose as your l last meal
Ohio Valley pizza of course

>>18086819
tfw no teresa lewis gf

I honestly have no idea. There’s nothing that really stands out in my mind that I would absolutely want to have. No foods really conjure up any memories for me.

Hell, even if I was to commit suicide which I hopefully will soon, I can’t even think if I would cook anything for myself on my last day on the planet.

Venison burgers, eggs benny, Pecan pie.
Watching whatever the latest capeshit goyslop is, so I can look forward to death.

>read up on last meals
>many guys get steak and ask for it well done
makes sense they were murderers

Blue lobster

Rarest animal on earth. They can’t find it in time and are forced to prolong my sentence until I die of old age. Problem bureaucrats?

>>18085545
Fried Shrimp
Fried Catfish
Hushpuppies
Gumbo
Butter Crackers
Fried Okra
Dill Pickles
Pickled Jalapenos
Texas Toast
Vanilla Ice Cream
1 pitcher each Unsweet Tea, Milk, and Dublin Dr. Pepper

>>18087294
That's normal. A great deal of prisoners refuse a last meal, or find themselves unable to eat it when it arrives.

>>18087336
unreasonable or unavailable requests are rejected
there is usually a price limit of around $40 dollars
meal requests are taken once the date of execution is certain. barring extraordinary circumstances the date and time of execution will not change

and they put you in diapers, so you can't shit yourself for revenge either

>>18085772
'ck 'self

>Nasi Lemak
>Roti Canai
>Milk Tea

Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and biscuits with sausage gravy poured over the potatoes and biscuits. For dessert, I want a pint of rocky road ice cream. Since alcohol probably isn't allowed, I'll have to find some way to barter for contraband prison hooch as a beverage.

Anyone else scared of lethal injections? Everyone who has survived said it was fucking horrific, like molten metal traveling up your veins. It just seems peaceful because they paralyze you first so you can't move your body. You literally sit there frozen and awake as the chemicals burn through your veins. I'm really glad the supreme court decided that one prisoner could die by firing squad.

>>18087888
I wish that they'd use a fatal dose of morphine as the lethal injection instead of whatever terrible shit that they actually use.

>>18086819
>conspiracy
kek do burgers really have a crime called this?

>>18087909
esl moment

>>18087909
I'm not a lawfag but conspiracy to commit X means you planned out a crime with a group of people (or at least one other person) who were also charged. I think it's utilized to tack on a longer/more severe sentence.

>>18087909
>>18087924
"Conspiracy" in this case refers to the fact that she recruited two younger men, both of whom she was in a sexual relationship with, to help her murder her husband and stepson
It was a pretty famous case because she was borderline retarded

>>18087939
Yeah, I was interested and just googled "criminal conspiracy" and apparently it's utilized in cases where people hire assassins to kill someone else as an example. The person that paid for the killing didn't technically kill the person with their own hands but conspired with an outside party to commit the murder.

>>18087962
Her case is a bit unique because she originally hired the two young men, but their first attempt failed, and she later helped them with the final successful attempt
But she fucked it up and her husband was still alive when the police arrived, and was able to say "she knows who did it"

Most inmates choose to have a meal from a specific restaurant or fast food chain, because the rules are basically that if you don't specify, the prison chefs make it themselves
So you could order
>3 Burger King Whoppers and Onion Rings
or you could be a retard and say
>3 Cheeseburgers and Onion Rings

with one, you know exactly what you're getting
with the other, they're going to draw straws to decide who on the kitchen staff that day makes it for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhJdr2FU9go
^ unless you get this guy, I'd go with the tried and true option

>>18086317
Rrab

>>18087909
Most legal systems do, fucking moron. Norway has a familial bond exception, but that's about it.

>>18087888
No, I don't live in a death penalty state.

>>18085545
Costco apple pie, French vanilla custard ice cream, and heroin

>>18088038
My state still does it AND they don't even do last meals anymore because of one asshole

>>18087745
>and they put you in diapers, so you can't shit yourself for revenge either
fuck, I was gonna get $40 of chipotle or taco bell

>>18088242
I know, it's a real shame, but they see all the clever schemes coming

Considering you're not allowed to have any form of substance that could affect the execution, yes that includes alcohol, they don't like interactions. I'm thinking something to put my ass to sleep. One famous serial killer was allowed to marathon lord of the rings, so I'd like a catfish fried whole (gutted and skinned though), coleslaw, and 0.0 beer if they'll let me have it. Enough to send me into a blood sugar daze while I marathon S1 of The Slayers or some classic shit. They let some other asshole do the whole Lord of the Rings, why not let me binge on zero alcohol beer while being a weeb and eating fried catfish.

>>18085545
just a full bottle of Sriracha
I want deadly farts to fill the nostrils of my executioners

>>18088278
>slayers chad
My last meal will be Nayonara Hot Pot

Americans be like
>I'll murder the murderer! That undoes the murder, right?

>>18088369
You're not going to order any Dragon Cuisine? It will a minimum of months to prepare, assuming they can kill one. You could post-pone your own execution. Or poison yourself intentionally creating a case for your own release.

>>18088382
I've already accepted long ago that I will never eat Lake Dragon Meat

Bundy was innocent.

>>18088383
Lake Champlain is still a place.

>>18088278
>while I marathon S1 of The Slayers or some classic shit. They let some other asshole do the whole Lord of the Rings
That case is distressing for a few reasons
>was he the only person to ever ask to watch a movie?
>was it the Theatrical or Extended cuts?
>entire trilogy?
>if so, he didn't order enough food

>>18088379
the fuck are you talkin about

>>18088399
He thinks the death penalty is immoral, because it makes you a killer too
That's a typical view of children

>>18088399
>>18088409
It's only immoral because they spend a lot of time in prison before the death penalty, with expensive appeals, then we learn a fuckton weren't guilty in the first place because we have almost the same conviction rate as Japan in federal court. Near 98%. If you end up being federally prosecuted you are fucked.

>>18088432
Yes that's true, but the alternative is to just keep people in prison until their natural death, which you admit is far more cruel.
So you either accept that a few innocent people will get executed, or you condemn everybody to life-terms in prison.
I knew a guy who spent 20 years in prison and he told me
>Over 10 years, they should just kill you