/ck/ - Food & Cooking

nah bugs are gross

>>18072633
My wife is Hispanic, great cook, ultra spicy, have competing Latinas try to snag me away when they see I'm not swayed by heat anymore. Sadly wifey just murdered my tastebuds, but I'll never tell them that.

My girlfriend is Norwegian like me but my friend is married to a japo and she makes some great food. She's also the only one to truly appreciate my runny scrambled eggs.
Another friend of mine has a girlfriend who is Norwegian but lived with a host family in South Korea for two years, and she makes some amazing kimchi and other stuff I don't know the name of.

>>18072633
yeah, we're different slav breeds, but I taught her how to cook so its ok

>>18072633
what do you have in common?
laughing at cute cats and stuff?

>>18072641
My ex was cuban but couldn't handle spice beyond jalapenos. She couldn't really cook but she introduced me to Jambalaya, she was from Louisiana, I'd never had it before and it changed my life.

>>18072668
Not every Japanese girl is an anime girl. We enjoy camping, hiking, surfing, snowboarding, stuff like that. Same taste in music and movies too.

>>18072683
where do you get surfing and snowboarding? or do you travel a lot?

>>18072683
How is your sex life?

>>18072698
Not him but it's not that unfathomable to live somewhere with both mountains and a shoreline available

>>18072698
We live in Hokkaido but travel a lot too.

>>18072705
Most enthusiastic blowjobber I've ever been with.

>>18072633
>Has anyone a girl from a different culture of your own?

>>18072718
>Most enthusiastic blowjobber I've ever been with.
That's great, but what about the rest? Are you both fulfilled? Are you compatible sexually?

>>18072727
Actually I liked getting fucked in the ass regularly but her dick is too small so that's pretty unsatisfying for me.

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>>18072633
I really hope OP is black or even better, Indian.

>>18072633
My gf is half Thai. Glad she hates spicy food and doesn't add a ton of chilis to everything like her mom. She tries to smuggle fish sauce in every dish though.
I'm not a fan of the vast vast majority of Asian dishes though.

>>18072753
Apart from Pad Thai what else does she try to sneak fish sauce into?

>>18072774
Omelettes, grilled cheese sandwiches, chocolate cake... you name it

>>18072774
She just uses it as a substitute for salt.

>>18072633
>checked
I had a Turkish GF for a year once, She was a spoiled princess, but Breakfasts were AMAZING.
>sujuk, pan fried
>Always fresh toast
>Cucumber and tomato "Salad"
>Always eggs usually with that creamy, feta like cheese--Beyaz Peynir I think.
>coffee you could stand the spoon up in.
..And of course, a blowjob.

>>18072633
Wife is Japanese. Amazing cook.

>>18072718
>Most enthusiastic blowjobber I've ever been with.
>been with in the room while she blows other dudes, I mean

>>18072633
My sister in laws sister and husband hosted a very friendly and polite high school girl from Japan. When they came to visit I took her out for a very American brunch at a local diner. She got the local specialty and was very polite and said she enjoyed it. One thing that stuck out to me while we were there, was basically every person in the diner, but her, was a fat American.

My girlfriend is from the North Pole, she is crazy about frosen fizh and snowcones, it's literally all she eats

>>18073025
Why to fry sujuk, and why salad in quotes?

>>18072633
I got a Chinese wife. She can't cook for shit but her mother can and it's amazing. Anytime I want any kind of sichuan or Cantonese meal I can have it.

>>18073071
anon...

>>18073088
Same. Turned out I never had Chinese food until I met her, I just thought I did.

>>18073084
That's just how she did it--It was pretty damn good.
You are correct--Sald shouldn't be in quotes--but it's not how typical Burgers think of salad.
Simple as hell--Seedless baby cucumbers, fresh garlic, minced, fresh tomatoes diced, Salt, Fresh ground pepper, Lots of olive oil.
We'd make this first so it had a good chance to meld while we made the rest.

>>18072633

My very first gf was a black chick whose family were all from the swamps in LA. She couldn;t cook at all, but her mom made incredible soul food (gumbo, pork chops and shit). I got invited to her family reunion, and being a male, I had to help with the pig slaughter for the boudin. One of the weirder and most intense things I've ever done.

My ex was a Jew, and her family were all retards when it came to cooking. The first time she tried cooking for me, she wanted to make healthy fried chicken, so she breaded some shitty Walmart breast tenders with corn flakes and oatmeal and baked them. Fucking inedible. It was at least nice because I could make something super simple, but new to her, and she thought I was a culinary wizard and would get some milktruck sex afterwards.

>>18072633
It's gone full-on weeb, somebody put it out of its' misery.

i fucked OPs gf

>>18072633
Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>18072633

My gf is Spanish and eats a pretty healthy, Mediterranean diet but doesn't really like seafood barring fish. She likes making a lentil stew with diced carrot and chorizo, chickpeas simmered in a pan with red pepper, onion, garlic and diced serrano ham, Spanish omelette and also eats a shitload of salads with canned deenz. I'm a way better cook and can make the first two dishes better than her now but I let her cook her lentils and beans because she feels super proud of herself after making them. I'm Canadian and she has made me realize that Canada and the USA have absolutely no food culture.

>>18072638
fpbp

I'm Mexican and I once dated a New England WASP. She was also a vegetarian. She didn't introduce me to shit. In fact, I had to introduce her to pepper.

>>18073281
I always wondered if this pasta was true. Probably not.

>>18073281
What the fuck does this have to do with the thread

My girlfriend is Slovak, so I got introduced to some really interesting meals or so I think (am baltic). I remember the weirdest were probably demikat which is like full on cheese soup. Another very memorable meal was vyprazany syr, literally a deep fried block of cheese. Other than that, they do have some very similar meal my county has, but in the end I was the one to impress her the most with my cultural foods

My wife is flip. To answer the question as to all the great food she's introduced me to, take a look around your home town. How many Vietnamese, Chinese, Thai, Spanish, Mexican, whatever restaurants so you see? MILLIONS. Now how many flip ones do you see? ZERO.
That solves that question then.

>>18073281
My favorite pasta, thanks for posting

>>18073521
just some pasta anon. this is a cooking board after all

>>18073281
is this real? why wouldn't she just call the cops?

>>18073418
Japs aren't bugs retard

>>18072633
Got a Vietnamese gf.
She makes delicious pho above all.

Have Filipina fiancé. Got introduced to some pretty good stuff. She has a PhD and is from the upper-middle class so I don't get any of the weird poor people innards and bile food.

>>18072671
Spicy food is a Mexican thing. Other Hispanic cuisine doesn’t have much spice.

>>18073675
There’s a bunch of Filipino restaurants in my town.

>>18073675
There's 2 around me and one is even doing so well they're opening a 2nd location.

Also Filipinos tend to assimilate to wherever they move so they're less likely to open places because they want to "fit in", not stand out. Other Asians get homesick.

>>18072633
My wife's half Chinese and is constantly making chink garbage to be in touch with her culture, shit her own mother wouldn't eat in a million years. Dear God I've lost eighty pounds because I can't stomach all these fucking congealed eggs and shit someone please save me make me a fucking burger or something

>>18073025
I've seen better.

>>18074765
nice sisig, get her to make you lumpia bro, shit's like crack

>>18074934
We made some at New Years, can confirm it's like crack. I also am getting a nearby Filipino place to make us a whole pig lechon for our wedding reception.

>>18072633
>wearing a mask
>in your own apartment
I actually hate women so much it’s unreal. They’re like humans but somehow enjoy being inconvenienced and/or abused

>>18072633
Very cool. My ex-gf was filipino, and the best thing she introduced me to was turon. It's just banana and jackfruit rolled into a lumpia wrapper and deep fried. Addictively good.

Also not a gf but I have a coworker from Peru who introduced me to Peruvian food, which is interesting but not my favorite. A lot of chicken and potatoes. They do have an interesting take on Chinese food though.

Wife is Puerto Rican, I am Deutch. We live in America. We make some very contrasting thanksgiving dinners.

>>18072633
>tfw no gf

>>18075059
west coast of SA is weird. i'm dating an ecuadorian, one day he'd serve a dish that was basically boiled chicken and potatoes with dill and onions then turn around and serve sashimi, ceviche and dragonfruit depending on what he was in the mood for. and no bread. fucking unseasoned popcorn with black coffee uma

>>18075133
I believe in you anon

>>18074595
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>>18074595
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>>18072638
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>>18074743
I want to have some good pho

Is anyone surprised that the only people on 4chan with gfs/wives are bucktoothed SEAmonkey mail order brides?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrNxhNszIAo

Dated a Nepali girl, it was my first time consuming goat. She would make a mild brown curry served over rice. Good, although goat can be a bit greasy. Also momo kick ass.

My ex was Taiwanese, I learned how to cook a bunch of Chinese food to try to impress her

>>18075134
sounds nice. i would like to have dragonfruit after having GAY SEX with an ecuadorian

>>18074230
Because deep down she knew she was guilty. Also, she had a choice: to break up her family or shape up and give her kids a better life than a broken family.

>>18075520
Have you seen how the average young white American woman cooks?

I have a brazilian gf, she introduced me to a lot of different dishes over the years, such as feijoada, acarajé and baião de dois, but my favorite one undoubtedly is sopa de macaco, uma delícia.

>>18075625
Is it any worse than 3rd world slop overseasoned to hide the taste of rotting meat?

>>18075637
This is like the 5th time I've seen a post say this today. Get a life homie.

>>18075644
No idea what you're referring to. That probably means you spend too much time here and are too sensitive about your 3rd world cultural practices.

>>18075648
Hey now, Tennessee may not be the richest state but we're not 3rd world.

>>18073675
Jollibee is always packed idk why that sweet spaghetti stuff is nasty

My CHINESE GF refuses to cook so FUCK HER. Her mother is an outstanding and creative cook, 10/10, would honestly rather fuck the mom at this point

>>18075673
Nostalgia is a hell of a drug

>>18075678
My Taiwanese gf loves cooking for me. But here's the catch, she only cooks western food and has no interest in Chinese food. I have no complaints.

>>18075258
Wtf are you talking about? That guy said Japs were bugs and I said they werent. I'm not even American, fag. I don't think about blacks and drwg queens all day like you lot.

>>18075678
>ooouuhh husbant

>>18075678
do it

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>>18075319
Samefagging faggots
Kys

>>18072633
>Has anyone a girl from a different culture of your own?
Cringe.

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>>18072738
I'm trans btw i think i forgot to mention it

>>18075569
Sounds like it didnt work bro

>>18072718
What's the Hokkaido climate like? Is it as snowy as the memes make it seem? Which US state would you compare it to?

>>18077870
not him but it's snowy in the winter and hot but not as humid as the rest of japan in the summer.
It would be like Bend, Oregon

>>18073314
Canada and USA have no food culture.

Yeah your country has no food culture because your culture is being an annoying nlog because everything we do you copy in about 5 years and then argue with each other about who is more American. You take French cock like it’s your job and your government tries as hard as they can to make you patriots but there’s no use because you get brain drained (lol) by your more relevant brother, while actively inviting immigrants because again you’re not like those meanie Americans, despite most of them willing to wait to get into America, rather than settle for Canada.

American food culture is vast from coast to coast, and color me surprised that there is a Canadian spouting off some retarded bullshit because he likes to pretend he knows what he’s talking about. Suck a French cock.

>>18075021
good shit man cheers

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>>18072633
TITS OR GTFO

>>18072633
my ex was philipino an all i discovered was that their food is literally somehow below the goyslop that my fellow americans eat
banana ketchup is pretty alright but everything else is fucking nightmarish

>>18078055
if you think this is nightmarish then you're just a low T queer or something

>>18078069
i was thinking more along the lines of shit like balut where those subhumans eat fucking aborted chicken eggs
most of their cuisine is just stolen from spanish and other pacific islander food anyway

>>18078074
Every Filipino I've met (the ones my age and social class anyway) said only old people or poor rural people eat balut. Everyone else just pretends it's more common to trick foreigners into trying them for laughs.

But stuff like adobo, salpicao, sisig, pares, and kare kare are pretty solid dishes.

>>18072633
My wife is from the South and she introduced me to shit like boiled peanuts, fried okra, all that traditional southern food that isn't fried chicken. Absolutely astounded at some of the food. Though their Mexican options as far as restaurants go are pretty lackluster growing up in California.

I make her favourites for dinner whenever we do southern night for D&D games on Sundays

Side note, her spice tolerance outclasses my own, and our families frequently joke that she's the beaner and I'm the white girl

t. Spic married a white girl

>>18078169
Has she made you biscuits and chocolate gravy? That stuff is the shit.

Same with biscuits and sausage gravy.

>>18078175
haven't tried doing chocolate yet, wife is super picky with her sweets so she has to be in the mood for something and every time she gets the craving its too late and she doesn't want me cooking catch-22 lol

I might give it a try either this sunday or next sunday though, see if shes up to it.

I can't even comprehend what a girlfriend is. It's like trying to comprehend the size of the universe or infinite.

>>18072633
I dated a columbian girl for a few months. Made really good seafood and her coconut rice was out of this world.

>>18078385
soft, like bags of sand

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>>18072718
This thread is so egotistical, You jist want to tell us about your japanese grill friend.

Anyway how did you meet? Did you live in Hokkaido when you met her?

>>18078385
it's like getting a cookie then finding out it's oatmeal raisin 6 months later

>>18072633
My ex was an Indian from California who made the best Mexican food

>>18079297
I don't claim your negative energy.

>>18079731
I want to fuck a hot indian chick

>>18072633
I married a Jew, because the only thing I love more than big, round titties are big, pointy noses. Proving there's nothing more accurate than a stereotype, the woman makes the best bacon of anyone I've ever met.

>>18072698
You can get that living a few hours from Seattle
Don't live in it, of course. Mt. Rainier is a treat

>>18077754
Obviously, does anything ever work out?

My girlfriend is Crimean Tatar and she makes chebureki for me

>>18080258
What's that?

>>18079309
When I started answering questions I felt the same way, that wasn't my intention starting the thread. I was actually eating her shogayaki and miso soup and just thought fuck these are good I'm so lucky to have her making this stuff for me. I didn't want to choose a coomer image but I google Japanese girl cooking and that came up so I thought fuck it.

I came to Hokkaido as an English teacher, managed to make some friends who taught me snowboarding and met her through them. ALTs get a lot of hate on the internet, but I can honestly say without a doubt doing the jet program has been the best decision I ever made. That was 10 years ago, I still live here and don't plan on leaving.

Culture grows on a petre dish.
All comes from God. There is nothing new on the earth.
You can Google any recipe and just learn it.
It has nothing to do with skin color nor nation.

Damn pagans.
Hurr durr me simple minded, me believe that ways of doing something to food is embedded in man at birth, dumb shit like if you do this random thing to egg, flour and water, you are now asian.

You have morphed skin color because you cooked a recipe.

S&B is just beef stew lol.
And all nations have all skin colors.
Jesus Christ is Lord.

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>>18073521
It was pasta. I got banned for it (this board really is ban happy) but now I"m back

>>18080982
it's kind of like a pastie to put it simply

>>18074838
>better
Anon...I...

>>18078050
You're DOING IT WRONG, RETREAD!!

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>>18072633
Gf is from the next village over, we argue over recipes as we both like to cook and sometimes foods are called differently or made in a different way its very amusing. I am from rural Balkans.

>>18072633
I had a black ex from Chattanooga Tn. She was a fantastic cook; exposed me to southern cuisine for the first time.

>>18082780
based and southern-pilled
where are you from anon?

My wife is Chinese but she can't cook at all. She never had to cook growing up. Her grandmother and mother were like servants to her. She's generally terrible at all household tasks.

My gf is French. She enjoys the Chinese food that my parents taught me how to cook.

>>18083052
Noice how does the French pussy feel like tho, Asianbro?

>>18072633
Wanna try something crazy try Sansho Pepper, this Japanese spice is like a numbing citrus spice that refuses to leave the tongue. Drink water, only intensifies the flavor, you use it as a topping in excessively small amounts on unagi.

But I would imagine you could use it on other things as well.

>>18083063
Pretty good. I love white pussy.

>>18083040
Detroit metro. Met her in Tempe, Arizona

>>18072633
>no bra
>is it hot that kitchen or is it just my cock

fuck

>>18083044
women get spoiled in China due to how many more men there are

>>18072633
Fiancee is Ashkenazi Jewish
Holy shit their food sucks
I'm a French Canadian + Irish + German mutt but holy fuck the food is bad

>>18075673
To them Jollibee was a treat meal. Birthdays, Christmas, they'd get their parents to splash out and treat them to that sugar filled shit. They love it. It's basically like McDonald's to them, even though they have McDonald's there.
It's the most foul disgusting shit ever. Especially that fucked spaghetti. But when you're in the Philippines if you want to fuck a girl you treat her to a 50 cent jolly spaghetti and she will be creaming all over you after that.

>>18083519
>It's the most foul disgusting shit ever

so it's like every other fast food place

>>18083508
>tfw no nice jewish girl gf
their vaginas are just different. I tried to hit one up from my phone contacts earlier this year after two years of no contact. no dice. kill me. I swear she had a second, tighter vagina at the end of her first one. It's like that Gandolfini character said. You want ass, there's no ass in the world like a young Jewish girl what's hookin'.
"I'll keep that in mind, Mickey"
Yeah you take that to the fuakin' BANK.

Kill me, I coulda got pussy tonight but I canceled and boozed myself out instead. This shit sucks.

>>18083624
no it's worse, a lot worse, burgers taste like meatloaf.

>>18083794
I like meatloaf so I don't see the problem.

>>18083624
When I say it's the world's worst food I mean it. The spaghetti Bolognese tastes like candy it's got so much sugar in it. Although maybe they learnt that from the fat Americans.
There's a reason the majority of flips have high blood pressure and diabeetus.

>>18083853
>it's got so much sugar in it

so it's like every other fast food place

>>18072633
My gf is a Shebrew and everything is celebrated with Matzo ball soup and it’s amazing

>>18083883
Shut the fuck up faggot

>>18083908
Compelling argument, thanks for playing.

>>18083066
Love sansho, I use it on just about every japanese food. Great on grilled meat too.

I've had Japanese ass and pussy. Shit was delicious.

>>18072633
Bengali GF. Tried a lot of stuff like Fuchka, Jhalmuri, Ruti mixed with meats, Jhol which I think is just Curries and Ilish which I don't care for as i'm not much of a fish dude. Prefers my food more than anything but then again going from Bangladesh quality to US quality ingredients is probably a massive step up.

>>18072718
nice anon
enjoy it while it lasts
jap girls have a habit of fucking like rabbits right up until marriage, then you'll never so much as see them naked again while you're forced to empty your pay check into their bank account so she can give you your monthly $100 allowance for buying snacks/beer with

>>18084206
>have a habit of fucking like rabbits right up until marriage, then you'll never so much as see them naked again

that's most women

>>18084206
How would a woman force you to give her all your money? Grow a pair, wimp.

>>18085883
frfr no cap

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Cringe race mixers

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Based racism enjoyers

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>>18075033
thats a man

>>18084206
>you're forced to empty your pay check into their bank account so she can give you your monthly $100 allowance for buying snacks/beer with
that's kinda hot

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>>18073109
Umm sweaty, haven't you ever heard of the Ching ding Chong? How about the Art of Deep Fry Dog in Gutter Oil? Both illuminating, complicated with layers below layers of meaning and a lifetime to study, yet both dangerously succinct

>>18085883
cuz she can just leave you and then she gets
>the kids
>half of everything you own
>then you're forced to give her $2k/month for the next 18 years
not to mention Jap women have a habit of straight up abducting the kids and taking them back to Japan, where the Japanese govt has a pretty solid stance on "lmao get fucked gaijin, we have your DNA now"

>>18080158
bodybuilders?

>>18087942
I hope someone parks a 9mm +p+ hollow point in your brainpan soon you fucking worthless faggot.

>>18073648
Hate Demikat... vyprazany syr is the cheapest "tasty food" you can usually get (quality depends on the cheese type), the most important is to have "tatarska omacka" to that(dip) .. best Slovak foods are actually of Hungarian origin (with meat).. I am Slovak

>>18088698
It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?

Why does she have a sanitary towel tied to her face? Is they where women of her culture have their cunt holes?

normies get out reeeh

my ex, white as hell scandi chef boi would always make me pancakes with bacon put in as the smile and two eggs cooked into it for the eyes. very ihop, and we fucked like bunnies too.

my gma would always make me and my siblings eggrolls. it’s the only thing i can remember her making much else at the moment, idk they were just crunchy snack. wish i was more interested in cooking back then before she passed so i could get some viet recipes and seem more proud/involved in that side of my bloodline… and to show off to future boo, too.

>>18088628
If you ain't no punk Holla, "We want prenup! We want prenup!"

Taiwanese

To be honest I don't think their cuisine is that great and she's not very good at cooking. Oh well.

>>18091073
Isn't it basically just Chinese food anyway?

>>18091827
Taiwan is china

>>18091901
So true!

>>18072633
>expert
>karaage
Its chicken tatsutaage when you're a real pro faggot. Imagine not using 片栗粉 for cooking.

>>18072633
any vid sauce? i need to cook my nuts

>>18092553
Same

I date a gujarati girl for a while, i miss some of the food. Dhokla was pretty good also eating the copious dawali leftovers.

She didnt like "white food" so i never cooked for her and claimed whitey couldn't make curry. No point fighting an uphill battle. It was kinda fatiguing.

Put me off dating non-white girls desu.

>>18092881
Indians are pretty arrogant. Once was on a tour of Mt Fuji and this Indian woman wouldn't shut up about how India was more beautiful.