/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18074073
>No Beanlets
The fuck did you just call my wife’s son?

>>18074073
for me, greek giant beans

>>18074073
>eating antinutrients

>>18074073
Refried beans are peak sloppa.

>>18074117
I would eat the sloppa, Big Papa Sloppa!

>>18074073
I made 2-Pot Dinner/Calico Beans yesterday with Pork 'n beans, kidney, great northern and Garbanzo beans. Quite good!

>>18074073
My go-to lunch is a can of beans, taco seasoning, corn, salsa, cheese, fried egg, and whatever else I have around.

Bean and cheeser reporting in

>>18074073

You fu/ck/ers got me hooked on black bean soup. I make a crockpot full every other week.

My kind of thread bean-bros. For me it just has to be seasoned black beans over white rice with fried sweet plantains

>>18074592
Recipe?

>>18074073
I like either refried beans or picrel. I know its not *technically* beans but I just can't help myself

>>18074073
>favorite bean sloppa
black bean soup, the king

>>18074588
Back again with a bean and cheeser

>>18074886
beeser for short

>>18074893
A food that sounds like it contains bees.

>>18074893
How about beaneezer

>>18075063
Food for old geezers

>>18075071
The ebenizer beaneezer for the cranky old geezer

>>18074886
Yum

>>18074073
>What's your favorite bean sloppa?
Natto

>>18074073
sup bean-boys,

I just had bean burritos for dinner yesterday, trying to get into the bean life, bump thread.

I copy Campbell's bean and bacon soup at home because I like beans and bacon.

>>18074073
this n*gga eatin beans

>>18076049
Ii just remembered I have 15 bean mix soaking in water right now for tomorrow. Just going to use smoked hocks and onions, though. Probably make some for bread, too.

does mexican rice with black beans count
I love that shit

>>18074096
The nutrients cancel out the anti nutrients

>>18076050
Some men eat beans to live. I live to eat beans.

>>18074117
>>18074703
if you shit in it and mixed it in nobody would know

beanlet here, what's the easiest way to utilize a can of beans after I cook some meat? can I just strain that shit and dump it in the pan with all the tasty meat fond or should it be cooked separately from all the meat

Few things are as cheap, easy and still so comforting and delicious as fasolada

I have an injury and can't get around well so it's hard for me to cook at the moment. My mom came to visit me and made a big batch of beef and black bean soup with corn bread and did my dishes

>>18074073
I tried a diet where I just lived on various beans with some seasonings, water, and vitamins because they were cheap, tasty, and gave lots of energy and protein for working out. After like two weeks I was shitting violently almost nonstop, got to the point I had blood coming out with it. I went to the doctor and didnt mention I lived on beans because I knew I'd sound like a retard if I said that. Ran some tests and turns out I have crohns disease.

>>18076027
>trying to get into the bean life,
Just bean yourself anon

>>18074073
DUDE THOS BEANS LMAO

>>18076076
For a net zero of empty calories
Ever wonder why every Mexican is fat?

>>18076686
>crohns disease
not real

I can't even say a favorite because all beans I've had were good lol.

>>18076805
Ah you caught me. I must have been imagining those bleeding ulcers in my intestines and 10 years of excruciating pain that went away almost like magic after starting treatment.

>>18074624
Black beans are so neutral and good with anything. I like em with yellow rice

>>18076673
Based

>>18074073
i'm actually just about to whip some up now. gonna let em soak for a few hours then get to cookin

my method:
-sautee onions, garlic, dried + fresh chilis with copious copious amounts of spices
-add meat (this time i'm using chorizo bc i got a bunch for free) until vaguely done
-add liquid (tomato, broth, beer, apple cider vinegar, soy sauce, sweet pickle juice, liquid smoke, water)
-bring to boil, reduce to simmer
-let cook for hours and hours on low
-serve over rice, eat with tortilla (cheese + egg optional)

wa la. you just made 10+ servings of delicious and nutritious food for like $5

>>18076244
yeah just dump it in with the fond, spice it up, add some more liquid (broth beer tomato whatever) and let it reduce down. serve over rice with the meat, optional to wrap in tortilla or add extra veg

>>18074073
I;ve been thinkin about thos beans

>>18076068
hell fucking yes it does. fuck yes brother.

>>18076052
im so excited for you, goddamn. 15 beans?!?! what variety.

>>18076049
based. try adding diced apple and/or dried berries for a neat twist. also chipotle + adobo

>>18075982
did you know it is very healthy for you https://www.thehealthy.com/nutrition/nattokinase-benefits/

>>18074592
based. sounds like you are thriving, king. personally i make a pot every year on New Year's for good luck

>>18077396
Based positive bean enthusiast and encourager

I was having bloody constipation for six weeks. Before going to the doctor, I wanted to try one last hope and that was including beans into my diet for the fiber. Within a week, I was completely cured, and all the pain and blood completely went away.

Thank you chickpeas, you literally saved my ass.

>>18076863
are you still able to eat beans now

>>18074073
No, I would not say I'm living the bean life.

>>18077979
why not anon?
just mix in some meat like me
its easy anon

>>18074073
I'm not living the bean life, I'm living the legume life. Aside from beans, chickpeas, lentils, mung, fava, peanuts, alfalfa...

I put beans in everything I make. I also eat them straight outta the can.

I like great northern and kidney beans the best.

I am living the bean life.

>>18076630
Yum, I gotta make that.

>>18076799
Beans are super healthy, you're just an extreme goof

>>18076805
You're thinking of chronic lyme disease my man

>>18077389
>i'm using chorizo bc i got a bunch for free
Teach me your secrets.

>>18076052
I made Hurst's HAMBEENS™ 15 bean soup mix with a cheap Walmart ham steak and a box of Jiffy mix.

Was fuckin' great

>>18078338
I salute you my bean brother

>>18077396
More kinds than I can even recognize. Mine all came out brown because I made a stock with smoked hocks and ham steak, but you can make some visually pleasing colorful dishes with this stuff


The included seasoning packet is trash though, throw that away

>>18077606
big pharma doesnt want you to know about the power of the bean

>>18077947
In moderation. I incorporate it into my summer salad recipe, and the typical sloppas and mexican food.

>>18077606
Based life saving beans

>>18074073
Linking 2 different bean threads
>>18080172
>>18080179
>>18078907

>>18080195
I don't understand what would possess a man to make an anti-bean thread.

>>18076799
>>18074096
you exhaust me
>>18080172

>>18080204
>I don't understand what would possess a man to make an anti-bean thread.
Did you read the linked posts? Supposedly it's some kind of obsessed shill that dedicates inhuman levels of time and effort to spreading their hate of plant based foods because they're a full meat only diet, and wipe their butt with turkey slices and pay for everything with meat coins and brush their teeth with meat paste. They also call everyone a vegan for just eating some fruit sometimes even if they eat meat, like anything that isn't a 100% meat diet is instantly vegan to them lmao

from the bean hate thread here: how do you like beans, green beans are one of my favourite vegetables but any other kind I just have such aversion to, i geniuely used to have nightmares about beans,, everyone stocking up on canned food always has them and I don't know what to replace them with because I'd geniuely rather starve than eat them, they're like devils seeds I don't believe anyone geniuely likes them

>>18080219
Wtf where did you get that from??I'm not on any sort of a diet and eat veggies all the time, just hate beans and wish I didn't honestly

>>18080219
People who get triggered by vegan diets and go on rants about how they eat meat are far more obnoxious than the average vegan.

>>18080237
There's an anti-bean and anti-carb maniac on the loose. What bean recipes or ways of cooking them have you tried? Can you stand them in in something like chili?

>>18080237
>Wtf where did you get that from??I'm not on any sort of a diet and eat veggies all the time, just hate beans and wish I didn't honestly
Who are you exactly? OP of this thread, the other thread, or someone random posting in both threads? I'm kinda lost anon.

>I'm not on any sort of a diet and eat veggies all the time, just hate beans and wish I didn't honestly
>proceeds to try and convince the rest of the world to abandon something they love with the fervent intensity of a religious fanatic leader fighting a spiritual war in ancient times by spreading anti-bean and plant food propaganda across multiple boards for years on end
>trust me I just don't like beans that's all lol lmao

LOL LMAO

You saw these links right?
>>18080195

>>18080245
>People who get triggered by vegan diets and go on rants about how they eat meat are far more obnoxious than the average vegan.
Yea that's true too.

>There's an anti-bean and anti-carb maniac on the loose.
They hate fruit and veg too, pretty much anything that isn't meat.

>>18080264
I made the anti bean thread while drunk but I don't want to convince anyone who likes beans, seems like you're looking into this too much dude

>>18080282
>I made the anti bean thread while drunk but I don't want to convince anyone who likes beans, seems like you're looking into this too much dude
As are you, You see I didn't come here to convince you. I came here to not be convince by you.

Baked, kidney, black and green! Beans, beans, they make me want to scream!

>>18080305
>Baked, kidney, black and green! Beans, beans, they make me want to scream!
I read this in an indian accent and it warmed my heart and filled me with comfort.

>>18076799
Mexicans are fat because they are Murica's neighbor

>>18080418
It's because they drink truly shocking amounts of Coca Cola

>>18080434
Most Mexicans drink fruit sodas and eat pastries that are basically hamburger buns with bland frosting on them.. I think they just eat too much junk food

>>18080434
https://www.statista.com/statistics/505794/cds-per-capita-consumption-in-worlds-top-ten-population-countries/

Based Mexico leading the world in soda consumption

>>18080493
>Based Mexico leading the world in soda consumption
Is this a bad thing?

>>18081023
No, it's just a fact.

>>18081023
No, that's why I said it was based. I love sodas.

Beans a la boeuf
Crumble a beef stock cube into your baked beans as you heat them on the hob. Makes beans on toast slightly more interesting.

>>18083162
I've never baked a can of baked beans, the instructions say to use a microwave or a stove. Am I doing it wrong?

>>18074629
>>18074592
2nding recipe bastard bitch

>>18074592
That's much better than getting addicted to McChicken and Taco Bell like half this board seems to be.

>>18083162
I prefer chicken stock in my beans. but if i was putting beef into the beans then beef stock would probably be better

bean bros, we won

>>18074073
>What's your favorite bean sloppa?
chili hand down

Made a skillet of black beans and corn sloppa for tacos tonight. Gonna have some with eggs for breakfast tomorrow.

God bless you, fellow beanbros

>>18074546
skip the eggs and eat it with corn chips and you have a really good dish

>>18076052
just made some 15 bean soup, added some ham and the bone of a ham shank, carrots, onions and a little garlic

>>18077389
nice chili recipe

>>18078338
whoa cast iron cornbread and chunky bean soup
how based can one anon be?

>>18083162
beans need ham

>>18074687
It *is* technically and botanically beans

>>18074073
Beans are starvation food. Food you eat to not starve and is easy to grow a lot of that has little nutritional value.

I just finished up my rajma masala (kidney bean curry) and started soaking some black beans. I'm debating between black bean soup and black bean enchiladas. Which would you lads make?

>>18083688
My nigga, the secret weapon, criminally unknown product