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Why does the best tasting meat always come from the cutest animals?

>> No.18070580
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>>18070559
It doesn't

>> No.18070598

>>18070559
only a psychopath would look at this picture and still eat meat...

>> No.18070615

>>18070580
Agreed. Even when it comes to "unconventional" meats in the US, the cutest you get is rabbit, but I still look at them like they're food, just like gator and such.
I love animals as much as the next guy, but they're made of food, they're all over the damn place, and the powers that be put them here for us to eat and respect their sacrifice while doing so.

>> No.18070934

>>18070598
Don't worry, you'll hit puberty soon

>> No.18070941

>>18070615
>the powers that be put them here for us
>believing in the christian god
>in 2022

>> No.18070956

>>18070559
>goat
You just refuted yourself in one picture

>> No.18070966
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*fucks up everything in its path*
Where my game lovers at

>> No.18071352
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>>18070559
ducks aren't cute
>t. Has a pet duck. Pic rel, my pet duck.

>> No.18071376

>>18070615
Your right. I kneel and pray to Joe Biden every time I take the life of one of his precious creatures.

>> No.18071524

>>18071352
I like your duck

>> No.18071761

>>18071352
shuba shuba

>> No.18071782

>>18070580
ah the majestic bison, natures fetal alcohol syndrome animal

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>>18070559
I think your ass fetish has gone too far

>> No.18072146

>>18070966
boar is best. a friend got me some wild boar prosciutto when he was in europe, best shit I've ever had

>> No.18072269

>>18070598
It doesn't take a psychopath. The banality of evil, affected ignorance, etc.

>> No.18073535

>>18070598
I cut the heads off chickens for a living. They're so cute when I decapitate them.

>> No.18073543

>>18070941
If you don't believe in God, then you're honestly an abject retard.

>> No.18073553

>>18070598
Gotta be 18 to post here

>> No.18073606

>>18073543
I only recognize the Sun as the true objective God that rules over all nations and societies across the eras

>> No.18073643

>>18072088
fun fact, sheep actually are somewhat related to camels and will be able to go a long time without water, but instead of relying on their hump for reserved fluid in the form of fat, they use their tails.
obviously these sheep have been genetically modified for lonely middle eastern men but its from the same idea.

>> No.18073651

>>18070598
I bet you look at cute pictures of orangutans and still consume palm oil. And it many ways thats a lot worse since sheep and ducks aren't at risk of going extinct.

>> No.18073655

>>18073651
He left a like, what more do you want him to do?

>> No.18073657

>>18073606
What about Saturn?

>> No.18073658

>>18070559
>the best tasting meat always come from the cutest animals?
Then explain calamari, crab and escargot.

>> No.18073683
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>>18070941
>>the powers that be put them here for us
>>believing in the christian god
I thought he meant Tyson's, etc, the whole meat industry, really.
These animals never would have been born unless people eat meat.

>>18073543
>If you don't believe in God, then you're honestly an abject retard.
Quite the opposite, He's far more popular with window-lickers than reasonably intelligent people.

>> No.18073696

>>18073683
>Tyson
Nah, they're woke and trying to shut down the meat industry so they can be the sole producer of meat substitutes.

>> No.18073698

>>18073683
>intelligent people
Based on what I'm seeing right now, these so called "intelligent" people put far more faith in their secular gods than any christfag. They do it with far more ignorance too.

>> No.18073699

>>18073696
Either way, I took "put there by a higher power" to mean big meat.

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>>18073698
Sorry, but you're hopeless.

>> No.18073709

>>18073683
>durr appeal to popularism
Go back to that other website, fag. There aren't any ubvotes here.

>> No.18073729

god isn't real

people are supposed to eat meat

that is all

>> No.18073730

>>18073703
Hey, I don't even believe in Jebus. I'm just making an observation about the brain dead ignorance that the average person displays. We're literally back to the same level of stupidity that made it so a guy in a white coat could sell cigarettes. We have the sum total of human knowledge available at our fingertips, and people have never been so unaware of how anything works. HG Wells was right about the Morlocks and Eloi, but he was wrong about how long it would take.

>> No.18073762

>>18070559
Chickens, cows, and fish aren't cute..

>> No.18073806

>>18073683
The window licker believes in God because he is closer to the natural state through near total ignorance. He is like an animal in his blissful life. The highly intelligent man believes in God because he is closer to the natural state through near total awareness. He is intelligent enough to discern the patterns strewn throughout creation, and finds Divine connections where he investigates. The man of middling intelligence refuses the existence of God because he is trapped in an unnatural state of being, and suffers do to his partial awareness of what is real. He is not ignorant enough to find bliss in accepting that he does not know, and he is not aware enough to find bliss in discovering what he can (while still knowing that he does not know).

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>>18073709
>>durr appeal to popularism
Hardly. Read these posts again:
>>18073543
>>18073683
Your assertion that only an "abject retard" would fail to believe in God, while basic observation tells you the opposite is true.
I never even went into which group is larger, or which belief is more popular.
It just seems like the simple-minded are more likely to have faith.
Why that's the case is left as an exercise for the reader.

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>>18073730
Oh, I got exactly what you meant, friend.
And if that attitude helps you get goth chicks, fine.
But you're still hopeless.

>> No.18073915

>>18073810
I'll restate, if you don't believe in God then you're an abject retard.

>> No.18073934

>>18073657
Saturn is too much of a hardass, no-fun allowed type of God. Thats a pass for me.

>> No.18073958
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>>18073934
I meant the planet. The Sun being God goes back a ways, but the occult /x/ types worship Saturn. Unironically also the Jews.

>> No.18073963

>>18071352
looks cute to me

>> No.18073996

>>18070559
It's just more satisfying that way.

>> No.18074002

>>18073762
He said best tasting.

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>>18070559
Rabbits are cute as fuck and their meat is pretty dry and bland. I'd eat a good quality free-range chicken over it any day.

>> No.18074044

>>18070598
True, but it's fun watching them dabble in mental gymnastics so as not to feel bad.

>> No.18074045

carnal knowledge

>> No.18074057

>>18070559
So you can enjoy raising and eating them. You get to enjoy how cute they are while they're alive and then the good meat eases the pain of killing them. I read a story about a person who raised a couple of pigs for their meat. She was crying and feeling guilty and horrible about having them butchered until she tasted the first bite and realized it was absolutely worth it.

>> No.18074060

>>18074057
The cuteness wears off as soon as they break through the fence and you have to chase them all over the countryside.

>> No.18074112

>>18074060
And when you have to feed and care for them every day no matter how you feel or if the weather is bad. That's when knowing you'll get meat/eggs/milk makes it worth it.

>> No.18074179

>>18073958
Oh interesting. It explains why they like suffering so much, I think. Im not well versed in this stuff I just have the impression that Saturn is a planet associated with responsibilities, carrying burdens, and tends to have an oppressive nature. No clue, thats why I stick to the bright, burning Sun that brings light and clarity.

>> No.18074210
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>>18070598
Me looking at this picture.
>>18070559

>> No.18074367

>>18071352
Thats adorable.
>>18073651
Orangutans arent cute at all. Maybe we should eat them.
>>18073658
They dont taste good unless doused in butter or sauce so its still a valid point.

>> No.18075385

>>18071352
Would fuck