/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18070545
His thumb...

>>18070545
>in Japan right now
Post a picture to prove it.

>>18070557
You know his hands touched literally everything in that bowl right?

>>18070566
Not while it was hot.

>>18070545
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>>18072180
The only actually good indigenous Japanese cuisine (that isn't sushi) is that shit where you pay $75 for 5 little pieces of wagyu autistically grilled over special charcoal.

>>18070545
What ramen type did you try? Tonkotsu, shoyu, miso? What toppings?

>>18070557
the dead skin of the thumb flavors the broth

>>18070545
That's because chinks and/or mexicans are the ones who actually make it in the states and they actually put flavor in shit.

>>18070545
It's summer, try tsukemen you fucking fag

>>18070545
>make ramen at home
>leave out the noodles and just triple up on toppings
heh... nothin' personnel...

>>18070545
>in Japan right now
Doubt
>tried Ramen at two different places
That’s like trying burgers at two places in America.
Name prefecture you’re in and ramen places you tried.

>>18072180
Imagine being the sad faggot who browses /ck/ with notepad open so he can paste this constantly

>>18072339
Some variant called Chokoma I think

>>18072640
>not having a dedicated bind for your meme copypastas like some kind of genuine troglodyte
ngmi

>>18070565

>>18070545
You know ramen is basically junk food right? That's why your favorite anime characters are always eating it.

>>18072688
>using the most generic pic possible to larp as being in Japan
At least try next time

>>18072716
who hurt you

>>18072688
>didn't include post id and timestamp

>>18072726
Go back :)

>>18072752
you mad

isn't japan only open to tourists if they go on a strict guided tour right now? surely you would wait until you can pick where you want to go instead of the inferior holiday

>>18072765
Yup, and the punchline is that these guided tours don’t seem to be happening.
I don’t know of anyone who has actually seen one.
I’m in Dotonbori every few days and still haven’t seen any tourist groups, and that’s as touristy as a place can get.
OP is fake and gay.

Ramen was the only thing about Japanese food that didn't dissapoint me.
Fuck me there is no place on Earth with more overrated food than Japan. But ramen is really solid comfort soup.

>>18072716
Damn drinks really gone up in price. Used to be all 100 yen.

>>18072900
Egg lettuce Sando from the conbini will blow your fucking mind son.

>>18072688
>coat
>July in Japan
i can hear the cicadas from here and they say youre full of shit.

>>18072933
Lmao last July I almost died of fucking heat stroke, the air was so thick I couldn't breath it in

>>18072913
Varies from place to place and machine to machine.
That machine in particular is at the last station before hitting an airport, and it’s inside the “ticketed area” so it’s a bit higher.
Just outside the ticketed area is a Lawson where you can get it all for cheaper.

>>18072967
Yeah used to pay 100 in vendos. Used to get my smokes in one too until they introduced the taspo card shit and then banned cigs from everywhere in public

>>18072688
>no masks in Japan
>current year

Why are you lying fag? You should have said "I don't have my phone" or some shit

>>18072913

Why the fuck are they pushing normies to eat bugs? https://youtu.be/e3UqLAtdZ04 (Nicole Kidman Eats Bugs | Secret Talent Theatre | Vanity Fair) [1:52]
First it was vegetarian shit then vegan now it's bugs (which are somehow never brought up as being meat by vegans/wokeitarians) wtf is going on here? Memes aside wtf is going on here I am legitimately dumbfounded, shocked and appalled my disappointment immeasurable and now my day is ruined. Fuck you faggot mod ban me censorship will not work on me!

>>18072716
>>18072749
>>18072933
>>18073015
Look at all these retarded weeb, so enthusiastically correcting a "LARP".
This, is exactly why you will forever be a weeaboo degenerate.

My advice, unironically learn from Japanese,
ask them about "correcting others' mistakes". Their collectivism will show you.

>>18073845
You sound fucking retarded.
That’s probably why you feel attacked by seeing another retard get called a retard.
Go be a retard elsewhere.

>>18073845
>calling out false information...le bad!
are you jewish?

>>18073857
>>18073863
>t. seething retarded weeaboo

Nothing special on this anime website. "Normies" need not reply.

>>18073881
Just be less retarded next time you want to larp, OP.

>>18072469
>fag
>"bro try suckymen please suck men bro"
Retard gay fag retard cunt retarded

>>18072716
When I was in tokyo, I'd get BOSS coffee from the vending machine every morning.

>>18070545
Ramen is Japanese fast food, bro. Always has been.

>>18070545
I don't like ramen that much either. I prefer Odon for the Japanese soups. Try finding a curry place, that's pretty good for Japanese food.

>>18075047
>fast food
Yup, it takes 12h minimum to make proper tonkotsu but it’s the same as a frozen burger patty.

>>18072688
>typical_japanese_people.jpg

>>18075148
>be him
>poor Mexican guy, wants to live in a 1st world country
>some British chick with a 3 digit bodycount imports you as a mail order husband
>finally living the dream
>”OI JULIO WE’S GOIN TA JAPAN NOW WE IS!”
>…”que?”
>”PACK YA SHITE LUV”
>they use corn as a topping, not a dish
>the beans are sweet
>the rice is white
>I miss my abuelita
>my feet hurt
Press F to pay respects to Julio

>>18075148
Are you calling out that a guy claiming to be visiting Japan, caught in his photo other people visiting Japan?

>>18075066
Okay, weaboo.

>>18075229
Not that anon, but why not?
Because you’d have to be a special flavor of retarded to think that pic was taken within the last 3 years at least.
Since you didn’t read the thread:
>coats, when it’s hot/humid like a motherfucker in Japan right now
>no masks when they’re still required and have been for almost 3 years
But you’re probably samefag with >>18073845 based on your same level of English, so just go to bed Pedro.
>pic related: what Japan actually looks like right now

>>18075249
Okay, faggot who doesn’t understand “fast food” on a cooking board

>>18073845
So you gonna answer why everyone in the picture is wearing a coat in 100 degree super humid weather or what

>>18072180
You American?
American makes nothing but week people

>>18070545
Japan not allowing tourists right now...
so *doubt*

If you're excited by anything mundane in another country then that means you're a 3rd worlder.

>>18075179
nobody that looks like that has a 3 digit bodycount

>>18076460
You would be surprised.

>>18072688
>>18072933
kek, fucking exposed

>>18072245
You're right about wagyu in general. Have to hand it to the fishheads, they perfected the breeding of the perfect livestock for steak. Aside from that, yeah, their food's kind of shit. The only good stuff is westernised versions.

>>18076460
That's a solid 9 in Bongland, son.

>>18070545
no you're just retarded. i'm sure plenty of us tried to tell you.
but you listened to the idiots who posted the anime girls with japanese keybaord settings installed. idiot. what the fuck made you think it'd be different?

>>18070566
Imagine arguing over the preparation of an drawn picture of ramen

>>18070545
Haven't been to japan but I had yakisoba in a really fancy restaurant(with japanese chefs and such) and it tasted exactly like cheap chinese stir fry noodles you can get from hole in the wall outlets.

>>18075368
Strong enough to slap the shit outta you, Haruto.

>>18077033
>fried noodles tasted like fried noodles
I’ve found they often tend to.

>>18075279
>what Japan actually looks like right now
how did Japan get rotated 90 degrees left? did they have another bad earthquake or something?

>>18070545
Ah, so you fell for the food is better everywhere else meme.

>>18077345
It’s a hemisphere thing.
Photos of the west appear rotated 90deg right when viewed in Japan.