/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18065098
>I'd be farting up the office all morning
I should try to convince the boss's secretary to eat mushrooms and beans for breakfast every morning.

How long do you think it would take to cook?

>>18065098
What are those black circles

>>18065110
blood sausage it looks like. vile shit. avoid
also wtf is this 6 letter captcha nonsense

>>18065116
Shut up
Idk about the english one but blood sausages are great and good for you.

>>18065116
>also wtf is this 6 letter captcha nonsense
some fag had a whinge about captcha, this was the result.

>>18065116
>also wtf is this 6 letter captcha nonsense
/k/ was hit harder than usual by the russian bots, maybe it's due to that.

>>18065098
A breakfast like this was made to fuel actual physical activity, and it was made by housewives.
It's a relic from a different era where people actually ate breakfast, instead of rushing out the door with a thermos full of coffee and a pastry.

>>18065132
Also you are meant to have a light and quick lunch

>>18065098
too much stuff on one plate for me. I'd prefer it if you just had double the amount of eggs bacon, regular sausage and tomatoes (those tomatoes look really good) and scratched everything else. also scramble those eggs. i don't get sunny side up

>>18065116
>doesn't like black pudding
>struggles to pass a basic reading exercice
figures

>>18065119
It's good anon, the mix of herbs like marjoram and thyme really gives it a great flavour. i'd recommend you try some if you get the chance.

>>18065098
you get it from a greasy cafe normally

>>18065153
I am gonna derail the thread a bit then.
Can you make english breakfast with italian sanguinaccio instead of black pudding?

>>18065156
>can you...
he fell for the rules meme guys. just do whatever the fuck you want

>>18065146
Based black pudding enjoyer

>>18065159
No I don't mean it as a rule but as in "will it be good" because sanguinaccio is always boiled and I've never seen someone pan fry it like the pudding and since idk what are the difference in ingredients idk if it can work

>>18065166
i see. i take it back. i don't have an answer however because i never cooked with sanguinaccio

>>18065156
Black pudding isn't actually a dessert, it's a sausage of blood, fat, and cereal grains seasoned with herbs. You can't use sanguimaccio, any kind of blood sausage would be fine to substitute though desu, it's really not a big deal to get the specifics right considering how much it varies by region even in the UK

>>18065116
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>>18065098
If you work an office job, you absolutely should NOT be eating this much for breakfast alone.
Unless you plan to eat nothing else that day.

Verification not required.

>>18065236
My bad, should have specified.
I meant sanguinaccio sausage (pic).
And googling around turn out it can work as a substitute.

>>18065364
Ah nice, would like to try it if I ever get the chance.

>>18065272
phoneposters deserve the rope

Is there a specific need for having full english threads 24/7 on this board?

>>18065364
Shit is mostly dead red blood cells and pathogens. Anyone who eats blood sausage can eat shit... literally

>>18065427
>pathogens
Anon I'm not sure you know how cooking affects things.

>>18065465
I look at a blood sausage and compare it to a turd. They look the same so I don't eat it.

>>18065470
But gays love to eat the poo poo

>>18065465
Cooking a turd doesn't make it any more desirable

People who can't go 12 hours without eating are truely sub human. Scripture states Fasting is the true treasure so do it everyday. Fuck the British theyre the fattest nation in Europe. Europeans call Americans fat but their culture is to eat every 2 fucking hours. Fuck you and your faggy beans for breakfast. All I want for breakfast is MEAT

>>18065098
>Is it really feasible to cook all this before work?
work starts at 8.
if you don't wake up at 4 you're fucking up.

>>18065116
Blood sausage rules you uncultured faggot

>>18065511
Please tell me that's a reference to Martin Ssempa.

>>18065573
Actually since cooking it would kill the bacteria and eliminate the smell I bet a cooked turd would be more appealing than a fresh raw one. I mean unless it came out of pic related's ass

>>18065610
The good white man is well informed. Africa does not want this sickness.

>>18065594
Our culture of agriculture and manual labour was largely destroyed, it's destroyed our eating habits and physical wellbeing.

>>18065614
It won't eliminate the smell. In fact it would make it worse.
I'm pretty sure fertilisers are made by adding organic materials to the waste with regular watering and the biochemical processes take care of the heating of the product and killing of pathogens.

>>18065098
It doesn't take that long to cook. The sausages take longest and they only take like 12-15 minutes. You can stick most of it in the same pan, just removing when done and sticking them on a plate in the heated oven
Fried bread takes like a minute at the end and soaks up all the tasty fat. Beans go in a seperate pan or in the microwave
I also do the eggs starting from a cold pan because I hate bubbly and burnt eggs

So yeah, you can get it done quickly, but most people if they want one go out to get it, they don't make it. It ranges from like £4 for a small one to like, £12 for the one pictured

>>18065614
Further, if you've ever farted in the shower, you will know what I'm talking about.

>>18065427
Nutrients

>>18065639
>not cooking the beans in the same pan so you get all the meaty flavours left over after the fried bread soaks up all the fat

>>18065098
People who eat that every morning don't work in some faggy office they work construction or some physically taxing trade so they need the energy. Meanwhile you sitting in a chair all day do not need the energy so you'd be better off just having a banana and a coffee or some gay shit like that.

I am SO fucking SICK of people talking about food making them fart and have diarrhea.

Shut the fuck up, you disgusting fat fuck. Grow a fucking digestive system.

Maybe if you ate some fruit and vegetables instead of subsisting on a diet of starch, oil, and processed pig, you'd actually have functioning gut bacteria.

"Oooh, that curry last night, I was shitting liquid the whole morning." Unironically, kill yourself. Do you even realise how pathetic you are? You can't even digest food properly. You're a joke. A genetic dear-end. "Haha, I can't eat mushrooms for breakfast, I'd be farting out intestinal gas in front of my co-workers all day, am I right guys?"

No! There is something wrong with you. You need to drastically change your diet and gain the ability to digest perfectly ordinary food without shitting your pants five minutes later, you foul cretin.

I am SO fucking SICK of people talking about food making them fart and have diarrhea.

Shut the fuck up, you disgusting fat fuck. Grow a fucking digestive system.

Maybe if you ate some fruit and vegetables instead of subsisting on a diet of starch, oil, and processed pig, you'd actually have functioning gut bacteria.

"Oooh, that curry last night, I was shitting liquid the whole morning." Unironically, kill yourself. Do you even realise how pathetic you are? You can't even digest food properly. You're a joke. A genetic dead-end. "Haha, I can't eat mushrooms for breakfast, I'd be farting out intestinal gas in front of my co-workers all day, am I right guys?"

No! There is something wrong with you. You need to drastically change your diet and gain the ability to digest perfectly ordinary food without shitting your pants five minutes later, you foul cretin.

>>18066349
saying what we're all thinking

>>18065614
What ass?

>>18066349
Who do you think is going to read all that retarded sperging? Kill yourself nigger.

>>18066349
Not wrong.

Fiber nigga

>>18065098
>going to work. I'd be farting up the office all morning.
see that's your problem: you are a wagie
>>18065116
>also wtf is this 6 letter captcha nonsense
it was always 6 characters

>>18066349
I thought I was the only one that doesn't get issues like that. Course I actually do subsist on junk. Just finished a bag of chips and pasta salad. Gonna eat a pork and long hot sandwich later

>>18065132
>a thermos full of coffee and a pastry
Damn you actually just described the city life in eight words.

>>18065614
My idea of personal heaven: Every single shit she takes for the rest of her life goes directly from her anus to my mouth. My lips puckered around her slightly stained adorable little butthole patiently awaiting the treat to issue forth and slide into my mouth. The first couple appetizers are just farts that echo in my mouth and come out my nose which serve just to tease me. The moment then arrives and the first hint of my delectable treat slowly emerges with a nice shiny slime of fecal matter from her innermost bowels. It slides into my mouth and I cry tears of joy as it plays its delicious symphony across my taste buds. She giggles as it fully emerges and pushes down my throat and into my tummy. I have got my reward and while she wipes her fragile hole I lay back and weep in ecstasy. She leads me to my cage where I patiently await my next treat. “Please eat and become full” I whisper, “I need my treats.”

>>18066349
Sauerkraut literally makes me pee shit and whole chunks of kraut out of my ass the entire next day it’s one reason I love eating it

>>18066501
>it was always 6 characters
why would you even attempt to lie about this?

>>18065470
>>18065511
You don't know what you're missing out on.

>>18065116
Morcilla (blood sausage) is good everywhere I tried it, but maybe the british fucked it up.

>>18067083
Morcilla is the food I most crave at christmas. Especially the ones made by dominicans cuz at least they make it a bit spicy.

>>18065102
WAY too fucking long I'm sure. Imagine having to be to work by 7 and trying to make all this stuff before then.

>>18065098
yes. get up early

>>18065101
being a brraptfag should be punishable by death

>>18066792
so we already crossed. I see.

>>18065420
/int/ needs to shitpost at all times, on all boards.

>>18065098
most people eat a fry up a few times a month, not every day.

Also that one is ~2x the size of what you would typically be served

>>18065116

>>18065098
thats a good hearty meal for 3 people. I dont know where people get the idea that this is a single serving in bong land.

>>18065132
I used to work as a boner and a carcass lifter(lifting thousands of 40kgs+ meat carcass each week) at one of the biggest beef processing factory in the world, JBS Victoria. My role was considered one of the hardest modern labouring jobs in Australia and payed pretty well, starting at 35 dollars an hour. I stopped because of injury and I got into university at 22. I never ate that much for breakfast. I dont know anyone who eats a full English breakfast like the OP and is some sort of labourer. Eating such a
heavy protein rich breakfast is one thing, eating a whole days worth of calories in one sitting is another. Youd be a slow cunt with all that food in your belly trying to be digested. Hell youd probably puke if you were moving around. I prefer to stick to 4 weetbix with blueberries, vegie juice and 3 eggs and have small protein rich meals every few hours between shifts. The only people who I know eat Full english are lazy fat tradies and boomer office workers. The Full English breakfast is a meme.

>>18069078
>work as a boner
XD

>>18065098
Let me help you out yank.

You ideally wanna just get it at a cafe as making it at home is a rather large task, however. I do have something that may help you.

>>18065132
Even in the military i'd have about a quarter of what's on that plate, and that's with multiple PT sessions every day. You'd just puke if you ate that much unless you're a professional eater or a fat bastard.

>>18069123
That pan is fucking retarded and not even the most soy-infused Londoner would use such a thing.

>>18069123
Thats pretty gay dude.

>>18065098
>Having to go to work
Just become a neet. Use as much time as you want to.

>>18069078
Nah nigga

>>18070551
A soy infused londoner would consider it a racist legacy of our colonial past and never eat one, or some other bullshit. Or they'd be a homosexual paki who doesn't eat pork anyway

>>18065098
Most people don't eat this before work, or those that do are probably tradesmen or those with manual jobs.

>>18070678
Full english only made sense when there was no worker protections and bosses could get away with not letting their workers have a break for the whole day because workers were seen as peasants for the industrial aristocracy amd had to be treated like crap to know their place, even at the cost of productivity whilst they got to have their buffets in their office with all the other previleged twats in management. Unless you live in a shithole, most labouring positions comes with breaks after 2.5-4 hours from start of a shift Then you get a break every 2.5 to 3 hours, even during overtime. Full English is redundant. Eating that much will only make you slower. Now its all about 15 minute breaks every few hours so you can have adequate fuel through small meal every few hours and you keep your body going for longer and your faster than the average starve mode worker. Labourers are like professional endurance cyclist who eat tiny energy dense meals every few hours to get the engine going.

i have a highly physical job and all that shit at once would make me unable to walk, not to mention work

>>18066349

Based. Fags who talk about tacobell giving them the shits are insufferable.

Nobody would cook all that shit for themself before work. But it wouldn't take that long if you have one or two large skillets. Beans and mushrooms won't make you fart if you eat them regularly.

>>18071490
Oh look another useless post, but with a frog attached to it.

>>18071525

>>18065098
Why do they call this a full English breakfast? It looks like you'd need to eat two or three of them to get full.

>>18065098
Back when housewives generally were a thing yes

>>18066349
>>18066570
>>18071450
>sticking around late at work
>go to taco bell for a 2 chicken chalupa combo
>come back sit at my desk
>take stuff out to set up on my desk
>some coworkers leaving passing by
>"whoa anon, hope you don't plan on working from the bathroom tonight!"
>dudewhat.png
>ask wtf it's just some taco bell
>"Bahahaha, okay anon whatever you say just don't say I didn't warn ya! Taco bell is mean stuff there anon hope you didn't get the fire sauce!"

What the fuck is it with boomers and tacobell that need to talk about shitting? It seems to be this fast food place in particular that the most stupid jokes come from. I've never had issues with digesting tbell food, is it because I balance the sodium in it with water or are people just that weak stomached?

>>18072219
Chili can be an irritant especially for people with low tolerance. It irritates the bowels causing the body to push it out faster to get rid of it. Think about unspiced the food they grew up with back especially if they are anglo-descent

>>18072231
*back then

>>18072219
what possesses people of making such a photo?

When I make my pilgrimage to Swindon, I want to try the full English, then walk to Andy Patridge's house and yell from the street, "THE BIG EXPRESS IS THE BEST ALBUM EVER!"

No one cooks this before work, it's meant to be eaten on a Sunday morning or you'll have a scaled-down version in a greasy spoon but you won't get up before work and cook one.

>>18066349

>>18066349
Damn anon you can't just come in here all based like that

>>18068936
Death....by braps. But they'd probably enjoy that too much to appreciate the irony

>>18065116
>also wtf is this 6 letter captcha nonsense
poorfag cant appreciate black pudding, figures.

>>18069078
The OP isn't a traditional example - half the portion size would be more realistic.