/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18056982
That hurt OP

>>18056987
>t. self-inserts as the cuck in NTR

>>18056982
damn, that looked nicely cooked on the bottom

>>18057016
the fuck is that!!!!?????

>>18057308
Stuffed foreskins

>>18056982
MMMHHMMM

>>18057351
Look at his vagina eyes lmao

>>18057016
I fucking hate asian """cuisine"""

>>18057368
Imagine being tied up in his basement and this is his reaction to scooping out and eating one of your eyeballs

>>18057388
i don't knot why but that made me kek

>>18057391
because you're a r*dditor

>>18057368
WHERE ARE THE BODIES MARK?

>>18057400
you take that back

>>18057308
Juvenile garloids

>>18057351
this never fails to make me laugh

>>18057359
this is faked for views

>>18057376
its just seafood

>>18057308
Colons of gay men.

>>18057308
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urechis_unicinctus

>>18057351
This stopped being funny when I noticed the watermark stays on when it zooms in, indicating that he edited it himself.

>>18057560
what did you expect, his whole reaction is "omggggg how terrible, but I'm not going to do anything about it because this gets views, aaaaah the mess"

>>18057631
I love that he tries to put the steak on top of the cucumber in the pan

>>18057037
HOW

>>18057560
how does this work

>>18057750
just a heated pan/plate with sand

>>18057750
Add coffee powder to boiling water on a stove and it'll foam up to like 3 times the height

>>18057796
I know he doesn't know anybetter but I hate that he puts the spoon back

>>18057792
this isn't food related you retard

>>18057792
the sheer number of pizza boxes
this is fridgebro levels pigsty

>>18057812
>a sea of pizza boxes and chinese takeout things
>not food-related
ok, bud

>>18057796
White kids are so fucking stupid.

>>18057796
irresponsible parent. that kid undoubtable aspirated that shit into his lungs.
there's times you let children make mistakes to learn and then there are times you have to step in so they don't get hurt.

MFUKIN FISH STILL ALIVE

>>18057016
are the yellow things parasites or intestines?

>>18057878
>You

>>18057962
Symbiotes.

>>18056982
The fuck was the gameplan here chief?

>>18057602
this isn't that impressive in my opinion

>>18057631
Wtf am I watching?

>>18057806
When you have kids you just sort of accept that their bodily fluids are going to cover everything.

>>18057750
The heat from the sand cooks the coffee.

>>18057932
And that was the day he learned about the bronchial mukus elevator.
He'll be fine.

>>18057037
tuco

>>18058582
My kids accept the same thing from me.

>>18058862
hey blondie you want some eggs? I know where we get some real good ones, eh?

>>18057792
My apartment got that bad during a horrible depressive spell. It cost thousands of dollars to have it cleaned up by a hoarding remediation company. Just disgusting.

>>18059086
Stupid bitch

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>>18059155
I hate americans so much it's unreal

>>18059175
my fellow american, allow me to join you in hating americans

>>18059165
Looks great up until the cum icing and glitter, that stuff sucks even on regular cakes.

>>18057932
the only thing dangerous to a cute white kid is me

>>18059175
fuck off you retard you know its british show

Did someone ask for eggs?

>>18059270
It's probably just a fried souffle or some shit.

>>18059155
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>>18059195
Damn, I didn't know Americans had such a vibrant German culture.

>>18057036
Yes it did. Temperature wise it was spot on until...

>>18059220
It's not even fully cooked Ramsey you fuckin donkey

>>18058587
kek

>>18057602
It's pretty impressive

>>18056982
Someone post foodporn so I can torture the acid tripper on /biz/

>>18059220
>british cuisine

>>18059191
There are people who would tear your limbs off if they knew what you were

>>18057400
Low shit man

>>18057878
black kids can't recognize themselves in mirrors until about 5-7 years old

>>18058339
Oddly want to try this...maybe a piece without the maggots though

>>18059086
I hate these types of video with a passion. She almost unchinesed her left eye.

>>18059106
You better now bro? Hope so.>>18059175

>>18059106
You better now bro? Hope so

>>18059215
cooking, cooking has changed

>>18057878
j*wish hands typed this post
go back

>>18059651

>>18059155
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>>18059203
Have sex

>>18057962
Why can't it be both?

>>18059178
As a Midwesterner, I can see this being a popular desert salad on the 4th of July

>>18059697
I mean we do eat ambrosia, so close enough

>>18058432
Traditional Finnish cuisine

>>18059086
Oldgirl

>>18057962
Intestines

>>18059220
Ah yes, egg soup. My favorite British meal.

Guys, can we cool it with the egg videos?

>>18058406
Don't worry, no one thinks your opinion is worth hearing about.

>>18059165
shitposter aside, that does look fucking terrible

>>18059250
I'm surprised it wasn't raw eggs in shell.

>>18059924
Those are raw eggs in the shell.

>>18059926
Oh right, I might be blind or retarded.

>>18057526
black people unironically do this though

>>18057016
Damn, they harvested their garloids before they were fully ripe. Those yellow strands are the mark of a meatloid as they call them, but they're supposed to be much, much thicker.
Any other garloid farmers know what they could be cooking up with an unripe 'loid?

>>18057016
It's illegal to prepare garloids like this in my country, since it has been proven that they are highly intelligent and can feel pain.

>>18059212
do want
wonder how the taste differs from chicken egg

>>18059270
UUUHHHHH THICKER

>>18057016
This is the ideal job for feminists.

>>18059212
Thats a small amount of food for an average norferner innit.

>>18059811
no

>>18057016
I don't understand how you can look at something like that and wonder if It's edible.

>>18059455
>>18059803
Eggs like this are unironically delicious

>>18060313
Starvation is a hell of a drug.

>>18059982
I know, very sad

>>18059238
This is why carjackers in 3rd world shitholes throw eggs at your windshield. You try to spray windshield fluid (containing ethanol) and turn on the wipers, which just denatures the protein and smears it all over the windshield, making it completely opaque.

>>18059252
>can just make a clay pot
>nope we're gonna eat sand instead

>>18060203
can someone give me the code to this? i remember it actually being decent.

>>18059227
it looks like an egg-colored prolapsed anus

>>18059242
i did not enjoy this

>>18059759
based and kinopilled

>>18059215
is that plane food?

>>18059277
pretty much
the secret is meringue

carbonara for a dude

>>18059212
The way the white looks makes me queasy for some reason

>>18059186
this was gross at 19 seconds and they proceeded to make it inedible or the rest of the webm

>>18059661
with Nikocado Avocado

>>18059347
They did, until first world war when USA basically erased it.

>>18060554
why is he doing the mmm so good face as if a shaped ice cube improves the taste

>>18060567
Master in PR marketing

>>18057631
Is the guy cooking Mr Lahey?

>>18058406
It's just how fluid and cleanly he does it. Anyone who has cut up a chicken more than a couple times could do this but the cuts would be shit and uneven, and it would probably take an hour. He has probably done it blindfolded many times before this.

>>18060572
yeah very fluid and clean with all those camera cuts :)

>>18059274
>buy premade eggnog
>burn it
>wolla
looks fucking repellent

>>18060610
hehe but wasting food is what generates clicks on the internet :) btw please take climate change serious!

>>18057796
of course it tastes like shit, its hersheys, kids dont like puke

>>18059224
This is the dumbest shit I've seen this year.

>>18057631
Milk steak, boiled over hard, with a side of your finest cucumber

>>18056993

>>18059265
>the heat of the blanket cooks the bear

>>18057602
What a garbage way to treat a good knife.
Fuck that overblown showboating faggot.
ABLOO ABLOO ABLOOOOOO!!!

>>18059215
>The japanese invaded the King's territory, claimed his egg fort and this is what they're doing with the spoils.
Such a travesty

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>>18060505
need source on this idiot

>>18060725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMA2HmUa2bo

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>>18057602
He can see through the gap or slit or brink under the bandana. It's fake.

>>18059220
Looks undercooked

>>18060662
>good knife
>that piece of shit
it's a beater anon

>>18060572
>it would probably take an hour
immigrants could do this in less than five minutes on their second day, the hardest part about a chicken is removing the wishbone, everything else falls apart

>>18059245
Kek

>>18057792
how are there not roaches and shit all over that place? no way the pizza boxes dont have stale cheese and whatever left on them

>>18060568
>dude i put some things in a bucket of hot water
wow, so impressive

>>18060832
ye i could prep a chicken like this, 90% of the way with my bare hands, its childplay

>>18057631
where are the jellybeans??

>>18060923
No grownup points for dej pysen

>>18060918
It's kinda ugly but I still want to try it out.
Same goes for the food.

>>18060923
gators are evil and all that and certainly won't lose sleep over them but this one was clearly young and I have a gripe with eating infant animals (ie lamb/veal/etc)

>>18056982
How was this ever going to work? Best case scenario the fish gets filthy. He needed to put another grill on top.

>>18059155
do americans really?

>>18057932
You don't have any children, do you?

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>>18057016
>thought they were sausages at first
>they were not
holy fuck I couldn't make it past the second cut, nearly threw the fuck up

>>18060502
lmao 0:45 is the face my dog gives me if i watch her eat

>>18059220
IT'S FUCKING RAW

>>18060203
>that filename
hahahaha what a throwback, God bless this shitthole

>>18058339
>>18059630
Sardinian fag here
I've tried it a couple of times and it's not bad, very spicy, but honestly the flavour isn't worth eating live maggots, plus those fuckers can really jump, having maggots all over the table is not that fun
You're not missing anything transcendental don't worry, we have better "disgusting" food in Sardinia and Italy in general

>>18061035
Retard

>>18061292
Jesus Christ!

>>18061292
they ice-shocked it first, right?
right?

>>18059224
Looks like a lot of trouble for mediocre results.

>>18060882
I believe he said he started sleeping on the couch because the rats scurrying around would wake him up at night if he slept in his bed lol

>>18057878
you should see literally every other race of kids

>>18061312
>>18061317
BRUSHIE BRUSHIE

>>18061461
JESUS CHRIST!

>>18060882
I live in filth myself. Roaches rarely come to the surface when there are piles of trash to hide under.

>>18061667
Seriously? I mean, i have a tower amazon boxes and all kinds of shit spread around my flat, but nothing that would be sustenance for roaches.

The fuck man, clean up!

>>18061712
Cleaning is too boring.

>>18061717
pls, anon, you don't want get sick.

>>18060462
IPZ-433

>>18059270
I did this when I was drunk one time and spaced out while beating the eggs. is that the secret?

>>18061717
Put a podcast on, clean until it finishes, do this once a week.

>>18060662
>not the heckin kniferino! a knife is a chefs soul!!!

>>18060520
I wonder what this man's relationship with his father is like

>>18057016
That is the foulest thing I've ever seen

>>18057878
nice b8

>>18059155
>>18059159

>>18058406
For real
I cook for myself and can say Ive cut few chicken in my 30 years and I'm sure that I can do what he did maybe in little bit more time but the result would be the same
What would be impresive if he de boned chicken or some shit like that
I cook for one person, and cook poltry few times per week
This guy cut 3 milion birds in his lifetime
Woooooow he felt the joint and pressed super sharp 300$ knife cutting it in one motion
Wooow

>>18060918
>how to perform an abortion at home

>>18059178
I honestly would

>>18060696
It's chinks

>>18061833
Oddly specific. Anything you want to talk about?

>>18061900
Jesus Christ!

>>18059265
That sesame oil garlic rice looks good.. I've never tried that

>>18057365
Where do the explosives and nails go?

>>18060566
I don't get why you like to post this guy so much, and most of these look good.
I need to get a cake lever like the one he has, those things are essential

>>18060408
>he doesnt eat sand
tastelet

>>18062054
level-er, a cake saw. Cutting one without it goes bad

>>18060728
lmao the transition at 0:15 was kino

>>18058339
>Meds make cheese
>Too poor to store cheese properly
>Aging cheese is exposed to flies
>Flies lay eggs in cheese
>Med man comes to check on cheese after a few weeks
>Cheese is completely infested with maggots
>Med man eats the cheese anyway, because he's too poor to just throw it away
>"Meh. Not too bad actually. Hey guys, I think I invented a new cheese."
Gotta love it.

Kanker

>>18062140
does kk normaal

>>18062120
>eat poorfag maggot cheese
>call it "culture"

>>18057037
in how he goeS?

>>18059220
i make this a lot, it is awesome

>>18059245
>Mess is funny
I never understood this zoomer shit

>>18062275
Do you like snot texture?

>>18059155
I love that Europeans can just pretend everything bad that comes from their nations are actually just Americans

>>18060568
>boiling literally anything
yuck

>>18062412
What's your problem? Why are Americunts so obnoxious??

>>18056982
This one just made me angry. What in the fuck was that idiot thinking was going to happen?

>>18062429
>Diluting the flavour
Not for me.

>>18059938
No, generally we use vinegar/lemon/lime to clean meat. A lot of us don't care about that though since it's debatable if it helps.

>>18057359
Do niggnoggs really do this?

>>18059171
her little beard makes me gag every time

>>18062221
Dry heaving intensifies.

>>18062444
You are black.

>>18062478
Yeah?

>>18057796
I fucking hate kids. They are so fucking retarded.

>>18059086
That's what you get for being a degenerate gook fuck

>>18062478
Kys

>>18062523
N

>>18062478
probably can't believe that black people are on 4chan, lel. Touch grass

>>18062538
V

>>18059250
I miss old LA beast.

>>18060512
>Fondant

>>18059455
the heat of the toast cooks the eggs

>>18057037
you have to cook all of the eggs

>>18062523
>kyses u back
;)

>>18062509
were you?

>>18060561
>Drowning delicious salmon in sauce
This man needs to end himself

humanity needs a purge

>>18062696
No

>>18057016
>they're literally giant worms
we nuked the wrong country

>>18057388
no.

>>18060503
looks just like the amerimutt meme lmao

>>18059212
Fullest English

>>18057560
Turkish coffee tastes like fucking carbon it's revolting

>>18059588
people tear trolls limbs off over jokes?

>>18060882
I've lived in maybe not as bad but at least few months worth of trash in a single room. Never seen a cockroach in my life and the worst I've seen inside was a mouse, biggest issue were fruitflies. That was in England tho

>>18059247
Why? FOR SCIENCE!

>>18062006
Basque is in northern Spain. You're thinking of Chechnya.

>>18063173
Basque people got cool noses

>>18062509
They are allowed to be stupid what a retarded reason to hate kids

>>18063193
Google seems to bring up normal Europid noises although slightly broad in the Nubian nose sense near the bridge.

>>18059959
Shut the fuck up.

>>18057750
There's pipes underneath the sand that coffee shoots up through

>>18063220
They're all downwards pointing and kinda wide. Basques are cool people, I hear they're strong in general too.

>>18059247
where do i acquire dragon egg?
i do not have an asian market near me

>>18057376
If you saw how farm animals are prepared you'd be just as disgusted.

>>18060404
same goes for cum on your windshield

>>18063308
You have to slay a dragon.

>>18057016
What the fuck

>>18057560
you really didn't think that was intentional content?

>>18057932
Nigga when my little faggot son hit me after he was mad I made him trip so hard so that little fucker learns a thing or two about action and reaction

>>18059220
Ok I’ve made his specific recipe a lot based on his recipe video - what he makes here is quite clearly undercooked, even by his standards. Wtf. This is like a thin liquid, it’s supposed to have at least some volume and cohesiveness when you pour it.

>>18059155
Its from germany and it's actually staged as fuck so don't you guys get your hopes up

>>18057602
the only thing i sometimes have a issue with is the wishbone thingy and i just break it with the knife.. the rest i can do as well as he does.. well not blindfolded probably..

>>18061317
The Chinese believe torturing animals to death makes them taste better and improve the life force of the person eating it.

>>18059629
kek is this true?

>>18063793
look up the mirror test

>>18061073
She has a very cute homely look to her that makes me want to watch more of her videos despite not appreciating the recipe she's showing. What's her handle?

>>18061292
chinks are subhuman trash literally worth less than the animals they torture to death

>>18060408
>capable of rudimentary pottery
Maybe giving those people a little too much credit anon

>>18061712

not enough parsnips in here to counter bald swed

>>18057368
Has he confessed yet? There are a lot of phillipino mothers that need to know.

>>18061900
>>18061900
whahhahaah
i believe she even has more videos

>>18061712
you know that roaches feed on boxes right? so your house is very much a heaven for roaches you dirty lowlife

>>18059655
is this MGS4?

>>18064056
It's a fucking sea cucumber, it's basically a walking rectum. I guess that's why you empathise with it so well.

>>18059811
You have to eat all the eggs

>>18060408
it adds crunch

>>18064217
Didn't know.
Cleaning up the boxes now.

>>18057368
he killed trillions...

>>18062120
>northern Italian does the same thing
>instead of maggots, it gets moldy
>gorgonzola is now a multi-million dollar industry
Terroni-bros, it's not fair...

>>18060643
on the note of Hershey's being dogshit, my supermarket had a special selection of american candy and such, either it was fucking disgusting or the blandest "candy" ever.
i can relate more with american media now because when they talk about candy i have real life experience with it but jesus christ americans have dogshit taste in sweets.

>>18063173
Look up ETA retard

>>18059588
Not really, maybe some dumb niggers in prisons but that's about it. 99% of people are useless and clueless

>>18059281
Those are literal egg turds

>>18060918
>that horror movie zoom in at the end like it's the fucking head from Hereditary or some shit.

Amazing.