/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18053607
Eat it or leave it faggot.
t. german

hell yeah cover that in gravy and some biscuits on the side

>>18053607
a good schnitzel looks like pic related

>>18053607
This is not a good schnitzel. It looks like an industrial mass-produced schnitzel and not homemade. In addition, a good schnitzel is made of veal. Go to a real restaurant, not a Berlin fast food joint, if you want to eat a good schnitzel.

>>18053607
Enjoy the meat glue they use to form that patty

You need to go to a better restaurant and order wiener schnitzel with a side of spaetzle or those fried potatoes they make

>>18053607
>> getting a Schnitzel in GERMANY

That's like ordering spaghetti bolognese at a japanese restaurant.
I mean at least picrel wasn't drowned in Soße like they usually do

>>18053674
But it's a German food

>>18053685

It's a Milanese/Viennese dish
Otherwise you could argue that Haggis is from Ireland

>>18053674
https://youtu.be/c7YQQRxiVXg

>>18053607
Time to order a Jägerschnitzel.

>>18053713
So but why are Austria and Germany famours for their schnitzel and not Shitaly? Checkmate dude.

>>18053607
>in Berlin
>having Scnitzel
>not having Jaegerschnitzel
Anon... Anon, I...

>>18053674
>going to a Japanese restaurant and not ordering Spaghetti Bolognese
What are you even doing on this board, faggit?

>>18053607
>Berlin
CURRYWURST NOW!

>>18053607
Oh, Berlin. What is Berlin? Berlin, as a city, brings nothing but shame to Germany on the international stage. When comparing Berlin with other European capitals such as London, Paris, Madrid and Amsterdam, any decent human’s face must blush in humiliation. Even small countries like Austria, Belgium or Switzerland have Vienna, Brussels and Zurich: presentable cities, complete with high standards of living. Germany gets punished with Berlin, capital of losers. In all the republic, Berlin is home to the largest number of arseholes by far. Deutsche Bahn, Bundestag, Air Berlin and Axel Springer are but a few examples of all the incompetent scum being kept here. Glorious times have long since passed, the city is face down in the dirt. Berliners are lazy sods to their very core. Traits that would, in any civilised culture, pass for nothing but laziness, rudeness, incompetence, dissocial personality disorder or idiocy, are taken by the Berliner and declared a way of life. That is why the Berliner harbours intense feelings of hatred for anyone who’s better than him in any way. Especially the all-around superior Southern Germany are a thorn in his side. He envies their success, and Munich makes the top on his list of hatred. That city is – and has! – everything that Berlin wants to be and have. Berliners take no interest in the fact that it is Munich that finances their dissolute lifestyle, in fact, they secretly believe that they have earned it. So instead of freeing themselves from their envious and resentful lethargy, instead of rolling up their sleeves and improve their city, they revel in their antisocial freeloading and praise their so-called global city. Culturally, Berliners are set up rather weakly, great works lie far back in history. Moreover, mispronouncing “g” as “j” is considered a great cultural feat. Advanced students have mastered ending each and every sentence with a “wa?”.

>>18053751
Why would you have currywurst when you can have God-tier Doner instead?

>>18053754
The city’s culinary performance is second-rate. Here, a sausage made from glued-together, meaty odds and ends adorned with ketchup and curry powder is sold as a culinary masterpiece. Hardly any reasonable person would consider a bratwurst with ketchup a recipe, let alone the holy grail of culinary arts. Yet, in their magnanimity, the rest of the republic lets the Berliner keep his delusion, not wanting to amplify his inferiority complex. Economically, Berlin is an utter disaster, even the late GDR stood on more solid ground. The local economy is based around alternative blogs, something-something-media and, if universities are to be believed, gender studies. Disregarding his own bankruptcy, the Berliner treats himself to prestigious projects like the city palace and the airport – which, considering its inoperative nature, is likely an art installation. Moreover, the city houses all popular parties’ headquarters, who refrain from using “traitors” in their official names (Probably for marketing reasons). For the longest time, this “town’s” “mayor”, the jolly Wowibear, butchered anything he found left in a presentable state. Long story short: Berlin is Germany’s tiled coffee table. It is to Germany what Greece is to the European Union, and if it had open sewerage, it would be Germanys Romania. Berlin is a blemish, the abscess on the arse of the nation. Berlin is the uninvited party guest, who didn’t even bring any booze and wouldn’t even understand he’s not welcome if he had is teeth beaten out and got thrown down the stairs. Berlin is the Detroit of Germany and should be sold to Poland for 200 Złoty.

>>18053733

Because Italy's southern cuisine is far more popular than their northern


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veal_Milanese

>>18053757
No thanks Hasan

>>18053607
Vienna schnitzel is shit as well. May be it was touristic, but still Austrians has no honor and taste.

>Berlin

There's your problem

>>18053733
only because lots of people there eat it often, does not necessary mean it's well prepared or delicious

Milanesa, anyone?

>>18053607
>he doesn't like breaded pork
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Name a restaurant in Berlin and I will go to it tomorrow.

>>18054104
KitKat

>>18053841
truly, the mark of the patrician taste

>>18054104
korean angry chicken

>>18053615
too fragile to accept that your food iss sshit tier?
face it, German food is for dogs

>>18053738
thats not jaegerschnitzel anon

>>18054276
there is no german food, we just prepare our neighbours food slightly worse

>>18054104
Schildkröte

>>18054279
What sort of Jaeger schnitzel is that you retard? See picrel

>>18053733
It's known as a wiener schnitzel, you dumb retarded fuck. Wiener.

>Overglorifying meat cutlet
Man Germans are pathetic and boring

>>18054476
They don't even make it out of penises.