/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18046237
I order the cute bartender to cram her fist up my ass

>>18046237
I settle for whatever they have, because my first couple choices (in beers or liquors) are almost never available.

>>18046244
well aren't you a pretentious little faggot

ask about the cook

>>18046256
There's nothing fucking pretentious about a belgian white.

go home and drink a cola with whiskey

>>18046244
Any stout that's not guinness is hard to find at bars. You don't have to look for some pretentious craft bullshit to be let down

Depends on the bar
Beer normally, and If i'm feeling a cocktail I go with an old fashioned

>>18046298
When I worked in the arctic the bar would run out of Guinness every single fucking week. Supply drops would come in on Wednesdays and we would be out before Monday. Not sure why they never just ordered more of it.

>>18046237
Old Fashioned or Negroni depending on how I'm feeling

>>18046237
I only drink alone.

a Guinness

>>18046237
I like the custom seasonal cocktails they come up with at smaller places.

>>18046237
My...soul!

>>18046237
If I like their whiskey collection: manhattan. or whiskey + ginger ale highball if it's just ok

otherwise: dry vodka martini, lemon peel garnish

>>18046902
Faggot

Ramos gin fizz, no tip

>>18046237
Depends on the bar, at my usual dive it's a domestic draft and a shot of whiskey - normally Irish or Bourbon. This place is terrific they have $1.75 draft beers (dollar drafts on weekends), PBR Miller Lite or Coors Light only, free pool, and they didn't shut down at all during Covid. Hell up til two years ago you could still smoke inside - they probably had one of the last old-school cigarette machines in the state.

>>18046973
tryhard

>>18046408
Based.
>>18046316
Sad state of affairs, what are some good arctic bar stories?

>>18046973
what's your order then?

Ochawari or cassis orange.

>>18046286
Try finding one in Antwerp or Brussels

last time i went to a bar i ordered a fat tire ale and bullshitted with some coworkers after a shift. my girlfriend stayed in the car and wouldn't come inside. then i said i was going home because she's in the car and ordered us three shots of bourbon. the bartender asked if i wanted whatever their call liquor was, and i said whatever's in the well is fine, it all tastes like gasoline to me and she got really flirty with me. i only remember this because i was thinking the only reason she got flirty was because she overheard me saying i was leaving because my girl didn't want to come inside. i dont really go to bars much.

Beer, then a plain shot of vodka. and peanuts

>>18046237
Vodka and soda. I was at a small town bar the other day with my wife and she ordered a mai tai. The bartender looked at her like she was retarded. She wound up getting a water

>>18047161
>my girlfriend stayed in the car and wouldn't come inside
Why?

>>18047161
I hate that, I had an ex who would come with me to a party or something, but then she'd just wait outside for me "to be done".
Really fucking awkward, I ended up breaking things off because she just seemingly didn't have a interest in most of my life or the things I did lol

>>18047180
i don't know, women are cunts. always harping we need to go out and do shit and be social, then doesn't want to when i take her somewhere.
>>18047176
i remember being like 18 and my uncle and aunt made a pitcher of white trash mai tai and i wanted to be cool and tough so i just drank straight vodka out of a coffee cup.

i woke up in different underwear with a two day hangover and then my uncle showed everyone at work the pictures of me naked in the tub with puke all over me while they hosed me off.

>>18047185
yeah i left this one too and she was on another dick within a week. she was 21 and i was 31. destined for failure. found a better one. all is well now.

>>18047189
oh, and since this is ck, when i got my laundry my aunt did for me out of the dryer and was trying to fold it, all this mongolian bbq shit was in the clothes. i remember the little beef chunks were like jerky from the dryer and i ate one just to make my aunt dry heave a little.

ck, food and cooking

>>18047185
Thats a deal breaker

bars aren't an option and im never buying alcohol from other people again.
>go to store
>few beers and soda in basket
>extremely anxious, mentally ill
>26yo, sometimes still get asked for ID
>at cashier, "anything else?"
>yes maam, 0.7L of vodka please (they had it behind the counter)
>i can feel her eyes piercing through my skin and judging my every movement
>grabs 0.5L off the shelf, "this one?"
>"no, the larger bottle, and id like to pay by card please."
>leave in a hurry
cant even cry anymore

>>18047189
>and then my uncle showed everyone at work the pictures of me naked in the tub
Was it a common occurance for you to have your uncle take nude pictures of you? Your little secret?

>>18047215
my uncle took nude photos of me, and i didn't turn out queer, so what's your excuse?

Either a tall blue moon or straight bourbon

>>18046237
>what do you order at the bar?
A nigger cocktail (Negroni)

>>18046286
I don't know a lot of places that don't have at least shocktop or blue moon

Local bar makes a great Negroni and Gin Fizz. If I want something more bland just Gin and Club with lime. If trying to get fucked up tequila shots but that's very very rare now a days.

If it's a bar that I know makes a good margarita I'll get one (good = 2 parts tequila, 1 part fresh lime, 1 part triple sec).

>>18046237
Just give me a lager and a double of whatever irish whiskey is on rail

Amber Moon

>>18047473
Negroni is an italian cocktail, you twit

>>18046237
One Lynched Nigger please.

>>18047853
Can you elaborate on the list of ingredients and prep procedure, please?

>>18047878
2oz bourbon
1oz averna
1/2oz chocolate liqueur
a dash of aromatic bitters
poured over ice, slowly stirred
whiskey glass
piece of black licorice for garnish

>>18046237
Lager

>>18046396
>negroni
das raycis

>>18046400
Based me too>>18046902
>>18046989
COVID killed the bar scene

>>18048203
video killed the radio star

Some 10-12 year old scotch, neat and a glass of ice water

>>18046237
Tonic water and lime

>>18046237
I like necromancers. It's just a corpse reviver with extra absinthe.

>>18046237
one chocolate milky

>>18047076
Whiskey. Neat.

pina colada

>>18047437
I was groomed by a alphabetsoup-teacher

>>18047176
>The bartender looked at her like she was retarded.
This is why I always order Gin & Tonic. I'm tired of bartenders who don't know what a fucking B52 is or can't make the layers properly.
Lately I always drink at home anyway and just try something different every time.

>>18048877
Ummm you seem like a giant loose asshole

it depends. i go for the classics. long island to get wasted, bloody mary if i'm hungry, mojito if i'm outside

>>18046237
Manhattan
White Russian
Fertnet Branca with cola

>>18046237
Gin, neat

whichever non bud light macrobrew they have on tap

>>18049464
>that guy who likes bombay sapphire

>>18046237
Goebbels is a bartender?

>>18047807
>italians are white
implying

>>18049484
WOLLT IHR DEN TOTALEN KIR ROYAL

>>18046237
Gin and tonic, or a bourbon on the rocks. If I'm eating food, it's usually whatever beer pairs well with the food.

>>18049524
yeah but they're not like the good kind of white. i mean, they could be whiter you know? because they're lazy and stupid like negronis.

>>18046237
>A big strong beer
and I get a pint of whatever cheapest lager is on tap

Old Fashion or a Campari Soda. I'm boring.

Gimme a pint of wife beater or a chuhai please.

>>18046989
Dank. Where is this?

red oak or vodka redbull


i hate going to bars

Highballs

a negroni, sir

>>18046989
Yeah we still have a hole in the wall like that around here. Two dollar pitchers. Nothing good is happening there

>>18046981
Go back to that bar and you'll be getting the bartender's tip dipped in your drink

Tea, Earl Grey, hot.

>>18050448
I love ordering tea at the pub. Feels so cozy

>>18046237
Probably a niggroni.

>>18046237
Dark and stormy or a Pabst

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>>18046237
I'm at a bar right now and I first ordered a John Daly because it's a great hot summer drink.

>>18046237
Amernicano in a pint glass

>>18050642
im thirsty

>>18050642
So after an x amount of those I moved to another bar where a pb&j is five bucks.

>>18050448
>>18050459
>ordering tea at a bar
enjoy your lipton teabag from 1997

>what do you order at a bar
bourbon or scotch, but typical bars have shit selection. It's always a big reminder of how bad it is to drink out when you're sipping a teaspoon of basic bitch Glenlivet in a gigantic glass for 7.50$(plus tip)

J&b neat after 4 or 5 a strawberry apple martini

>>18046237
Jenever and a beer to wash it away

>>18048286
Old man

>>18046237

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>>18046237
Double Screwdrivers . . .

Tonic water, since you can't consent when drunk.

>>18046237
Braustübl.

>>18046237
An orange juice (I don't like the taste of alcohol)

>>18046237
Lemom lime and bitters because you're never going have a bar that serves hot sake or even cold sake around here.
if i'm with friends I will have a shot of something to fit in though

>>18046237

>>18048877
What the fuck’s a B52.

>>18046237
cheapest beer
im in Europe so it's not bad

>>18048877
You have to keep in mind what kind of bar you're at. A place with neon bud and miller logos on the walls isn't going to know anything beyond whiskey and coke. Club bars are setup to crank out red bull vodkas as fast as possible. High end bars that aren't insanely busy are where you'd order something like a B52.

>>18049524
What the fuck are you talking about, mutt?

The wine menu
Drinks are for women and gays.

>>18054415
Do you think wine is not a drinkable thing? It's a potent potable.

>>18046237
beer, lonkero or gin tonic

Coke with bacardi limon please. Oh, you don't have bacardi limon? I will be leaving.

The only time I go to the bar is when I'm in the airport. I'll order 2 pints of whatever is local to the area, then a shot of cheap bourbon before boarding. Then I pop an ativan and pass out.

>>18046237
The fruitiest drink on the menu, a bloody mary, or a whatever drink is on tap

>go to bar with people
>drink like 3 beers and a shot
>everyone asking me if I'm okay to drive and if I want to ride a fucking uber home
>mfw they don't know I drink a fifth a day

>>18048603
I typically do this too, with a beer back and just slow sip the whiskey cause I like the differing flavors you get

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>>18047197

A beer. A normal beer. Don't give me anything fruity double upsidedown vodka tangerine skittle negroni tropical spritzer. 1 normal beer thank you. Beer doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup.

>>18054547
lol i was watching some lame youtuber try to match winston churchill's daily consumption.
it was 6 heavily watered down johnny walkers
6 glasses of champagne
2 glasses of brandy
this is throughout the entire day and they had meals in between
i drink more than that on an empty stomach
sEnD hElP

>>18054563
>3 thousand calories of alcohol daily plus food
No wonder he looked like dogshit

>>18054560
I think desperately bulk replying for attention kinda undercuts the whole masculine working class vibe you're trying to channel

>>18054563
I saw that video too
they make it seem like he was drinking 3 bottles of johnny walker black a day when it was just like casually having a drink

>>18054581
no, that's because he was english.

>>18054586
>Uh... chief... I kinda think maybe *checks notes* bulk replying kinda uhmmmm... like undercuts? the whole MASCULINE vibe you're trying

>>18054624
it's over guys. reddit has completely taken over this site :'(

>>18054624
>bulk replying attention whore fag is also a soijak spammer
really salts my oeanuts

>>18046237
I'll have a meter beer

>>18054560
Kill yourself faggot.

Espresso martini if they sell it and I want to get fucked up.
Guinness or dark beer if I want a nice drink for winter.
Aperol spritz if it’s a summer day.

>>18046237
Any beer that is above 5% and a shot of jameson for me and whoever came up to the bar with me

>>18046237
A bullet and a gun to shoot OP.

>>18046237
Blood, and lots of it.

>>18054624
>soyjack
I accept your concession

>>18046237
reputable bar? vieux carre, otherwise a manhattan or an old fashion.

pint of bitter

>>18046237
A single plum floating in perfume, in a man's hat.

>>18052482
Top and middle brain is actually a real brain, bottom is a 3d MRI scan that might or might not be a real visualization of the persons brain.

>>18046237
Gin tonic, a rusty nail, or neat Armagnac

>>18047773
My man.

Vodka and as a chaser: beer.

>>18057614
jeez anon take care of urself

>>18049484
Isn't that the ghost from "The Shining" ?

>>18057623
I only have 2 or 3. I used to throw the vodka in beer to strenghten it but now I just sip vodka and beer separately

>>18046237
One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because i am normal

>>18046989
Sounds comfy

>>18046237
Gin and tonic or scotch and soda. Simple as.

>>18050189
https://youtu.be/9Z0Ujet360s

>>18050019
chicago south suburbs

>>18058574
Chicago South side with pbr instead of Old Style? How the times have changed.

Budweiser, Guinness, Blue Moon or some kind of local, non-IPA craft that looks decent if I want beer. Jack and Ginger or Gin and Tonic otherwise.

>>18046237
Scotch, more peat the better. Octomore, Ardbeg, Talisker, Caol Ila etc etc

If I can't get anything like that then Guinness.

>>18046237
a taxi, how did i even get here? fuck off.

I piss my pants and then smugly ask the bartender for a tall glass of water

>>18046237
Double jack and coke in a small glass. I've been desperately trying to find a place that will serve me a sazerac. Had one in with South Dakota in a speak easy and around me, nobody has any fucking clue what it is, even at higher end cocktail places.

>>18062752
I had a great Sazerac at a normal type of steak House. They had a full cocktail menu. It was pretty good so I went back for my birthday and they had watered down the Sazerac. I’m pretty sure it was the Rye that had been watered down. And they were out of prime rib so my birthday was pretty much ruined. What was funny is they said they were missing one of the ingredients to make Sazerac then they gave me one anyway

What's a decent starter set to mix some drinks of my own? Probably get some whiskey and vodka?

>>18046237

MORE. LIFE.

Beer. And leave the bottle.

itt OP is a faggot who made a thread for the sole purpose of calling anyone who responded to his thread a pretentious asshole. We get it... beer is the drink of the common man and you are definitely normal.

>>18063375
>And leave the bottle.
but why?

>>18060992
First Islay-style I bought was Ardbeg An Oa, I fell in love.
About to finish my bottle of Laphroiag "Select" and not sure what to try next.

>>18063898
While not an islay, Talisker is a favourite of many. I quite like it. I'd recommend octomore, the taste is fantastic, but it's very expensive.

>>18063396
So he can play with the label on the bottle, of course.

Ramos Ginn Fizz if they're a capable bar, else a Whiskey Sour.

But I live in chicano-ville. Which means Margaritas, Mojitos, Mimosas, Tequila Sunrise, maybe

>>18046237
ale black as the earth, room temp
If it’s not in a pewter mug, I send it back
If I’m not picking twigs and grit out of my teeth, I send it back

>>18046237
Double Black Velvet / Diet soda. Triple if possible. If double, short glass, if triple, let's take it to a tall. If no Black Velvet, tall Coors light. If no Coors on tap, fuck you I'm leaving.

>>18048877
>wtf why does this biker bar in rural mississippi not have the same cocktail menu as a dance club in uptown manhattan????
Neck yourself you gigantic faggot

Game of Jenga with a short time ladyboy

>>18046237
>what do you order at the bar?
You ever had a Lindsay Lohan?

>>18064251
>It's a redheaded slut with a dash of coke

I was a bartender and the first time I heard this I belly laughed so fucking hard. I wish there were more jokes that make me laugh like that. God damn.

The nachos

>>18046237
daiquiri

>>18046237
long island or white russian depending if im trying to get blitzed or have a good time

My usual is well rum, lime, on the rocks. Kinda like a daquiri without the sugar. Or a Redbull vodka.

If they have MD 20/20 then I do a rebull vodka with a splash of maddog. Call it a vodka bulldog.

>>18046237
Nothing. Beer is the nectar of the nitwit.

>>18046237
5 shots of vodka to numb the pain, then a fruit cocktail for flavor

>>18046237
A dyslexic indian

>>18064649
long island iced tea is the only drink I care about, when I'm going to a bar. On all other occasions I'm fine with beer, wine, champagne. It's pretty rare that I order "light" drinks like Gin & Tonic or fruity stuff.

Vodka on the rocks.

>order whisky on the rocks with bartendress spitting in the glass
>kicked out of cannibal corpse concert
fucking bullshit

>>18046237
I'LL HAVE TWO NUMBER 9S, A NUMBER 9 LARGE, A NUMBER 6 WITH EXTRA DIP, A NUMBER 7, TWO NUMBER 45S, ONE WITH CHEESE, AND A LARGE SODA.