/ck/ - Food & Cooking

their products
https://oumph.net/products/

Ingredients:
Water, 40 % BBQ sauce (water, tomato paste, sugar, MUSTARD (water, MUSTARD SEEDS, sugar, vinegar essence, salt, seasoning), apple juice concentrate, pepper, burned sugar, salt, tomato, onion, garlic, white wine vinegar, smoked salt, ginger, acidity regulator (citric acid), parsley, black pepper, cayenne pepper), 15 % SOY protein concentrate (from SOY BEANS).
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Oumph-Pulled-Meat-Alternatives-Frozen/dp/B07PL3Y948

>>18045888
Do Americans really think pictures with nasty niggers will help sell their products?

>>18046318
BNWO Yboi

>>18046318
products?

>>18046326
The fuck does that mean? I don't speak ape

>>18045888

>WE WANT TO SAY MEAT SO BAD BUT CONSUMER PROTECTION LAWS WON'T LET US

>>18045888
Just seems like they were selling regular veggie burgers and said it's human meat because it was Halloween. I don't think it was meant to be taken seriously.

>>18045901
>human flavored
>Doner style kebab
This gimmick has been tried before

>>18045901
>burned sugar
Is this 1950's? Could have used beet powder

>are you EXTREME enough to handle this textured vegetable protein MADNESS?
>do you have what it takes to ROCK OUT with our new DECADENT SIZZLING soybean protein isolate INSANITY?
It's funny that they're trying to sell to male teens. I can imagine the mom or the gf saying
>come on honey, it's not gay! Look there's a skateboard on the box!

>>18045888
for me its 50 illegal immigrants in the back of an aluminum TEU in south texas in the summer with extra steak seasoning pls

>>18046468
kek

>>18045901
>water
>fruit sugar
>sugar
>sugar
>fruit sugar concentrate
>burned sugar

I'm so fucking sick of Vegan shit at the moment being everywhere

>>18046482
IT TASTES JUST LIKE REAL MEAT IF MEAT WOULD BE CANDY

>>18045888
I'd love to try this, honestly.

if i ate a vegan person would that be sustainable and vegan because it’s not an animal?

>>18046482
Maybe it's the Diabetes Patient variety of human meat

>>18046564
You joke, but yes

>>18046564
humans are animals

vegan humans are sick animals

>>18046564
>>18046627
BASED! Kek'd heartily

>>18045888
>New vegan company "Oumph"
>new
I think I've seen them for like 10 years in my local store

£3.50 for 280G of a product that is 40% BBQ sauce

je ne suck my cock

>>18045888
>mfw wondering when wez gunna git stuck in

These are the founders of the company owning "Oumph". Some of them already show the signs of vegan deterioration.
https://thelivekindlyco.com/founders/

i've always knew veggie eaters are satan worshippers
this ain't a news to me

>>18046677
>that something that just can't be put into words
heft
weight
impact
substance
meat (lol)
substantiality
force
magnitude
gravity
strength
energy
might
power
muscle
potency
effort
impetus
potence
puissance
clout

kill everyone who says "je ne sais qoui", it literally just means "I don't know what", it is utterly and completely meaningless

>>18046692
these people need to be put into rehab centers and then in jail

>>18045888
>>18045901
The fact vegans are so desperate to recreate the taste and texture of meat tells you all you need to know

>>18046663
Hahah or I could get 500g of beef mince for 1.80 at Tesco instead. Real food with real protein 100x healthier. Sad thing is if the governments had their way, this is all we'd be eating

>>18048654
agree

>if the governments had their way, this is all we'd be eating
but why?

>>18048660
They fell for the meat industry and it's effect on climate change meme and are in the pockets of fags like gates

>>18046318
Literacy isn't really your thing huh champ? Says made in Sweden