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18044772 No.18044772 [Reply] [Original]

For me, it's Hot Dogs.

>> No.18044780

>>18044772
this is not food

>> No.18044960

Imagine being a pig that's slaughtered just to end up in a lunchable lmao

>> No.18044964

Lunchables boxes look so bland and corporate now. When I was little, those things looked CUHRAZY COOL MAN, TOTALLY RADICAL HACK THE PLANET!
They could at least make goyslop look like it has some sort of soul again.

>> No.18044983

>>18044772
>you could win a trip to Australia
American children wouldn't want to set a foot on this land.

>> No.18044985

>>18044772
That looks worse the more I stare at it.

>> No.18045622

>>18044772
Chocolate and 2 shitty hot dogs
I don't think even 9 year old me would like this and I ate earth worms

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18045625

>>18044772

>> No.18045643

>>18044772
but I don't wanna go to Australia, wasn't detroit enough?

>> No.18045651

>>18044983
We need something to sacrifice to the dropbears. When they go hungry, they start to migrate into urban centres.

>> No.18045661

>>18045651
Are dropbears worth the risk to try hunting them? Do they taste good?

>> No.18045672

>>18044772
Has Science Gone Too Far?

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18045694

>>18045672
Science of the hotdogs allows the cramming of the hotdog.

>>18045625
I'd crammit.

>>18044780
But you can crammit, so what's wrong with it?

>>18044964
Crammit.

>>18044960
They are being crammed, same as if they were alive desu.

>>18044985
Then crammit.

>> No.18045700

>>18045694
it smacks of effort. just mayopost like a normal person.

>> No.18045704

I remember being jealous of the kids who got these. Or the ones who got to eat from the hamburger / ice cream line every day. And then you realize they were eating cheese and crackers with a bunch of sugar on the side. Or greasy Tyson products that the lunchlady half cooked.

No wonder school sucks so bad. The kids are fucking strung out on sugar and/or crashing from the same sugar highs. They're always cranky and hungry because by the end of the school day they've consumed a bowl of Frosted Flakes and a cold mini hotdog from a box. How can you focus in school like that? What they obviously should do is feed kids a square hot breakfast and then run them all like fucking dogs in the AM to tire them out. Then they'll be in a mental state to learn.

>> No.18045711

>>18044772
>that'll be $5 plus tax

>> No.18045713

>>18045694
cringe

>> No.18045728

>>18045694
>>18045700
Yeah, what the fuck. Cram posting is supposed to be subtle and high effort where you slowly and elaborately give a genuine reply before you cram it up your ass.

>> No.18045747

>>18045728
I don't care dude. I appreciate the point you're trying to get across, but it's pointless because I'm just not as funny as you fat /ck/ fucks until I cram some 'dogs up my ass

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18045802

>>18044964
WHERE DID ALL THE SOUL GO?

>> No.18046047

>>18045802
>turkey breast
>soul
Not even close. If you wanted any soul at all, try replacing the turkey with tuna, the jello with natto, and the capri sun trash with umeboshi, and then crammit.

>> No.18046078

>>18045802
The Ultimate and Maxed ones were even more late 90s/early 2000s

>> No.18046100

>>18044772

>net weight 3.3 ounces
>drink is the other 6.0 fluid ounces that make it feel substantial when you pick one up of the shelf

holy SHIT lunchables are such a fuckin ripoff

If you take half a hoagie roll and put two decently thick slices of turkey on it that's 3 ounces without even adding a cheap soda out of a 12 pack

>> No.18046111

>>18044772
Do Americans really?

>> No.18046113

>>18046100
Well, yeah, any sane parent would never buy those overpriced processed goyslop abominations for their kids.

>> No.18046296

the taco ones that came with the off brand cola were based

>> No.18046445

>>18045704
American school systems aren't meant for you to learn anything.

>> No.18046446

>>18044772
These are such a rip off if you really think about it
>>18044964
That’s pretty much every product ever nowadays