/ck/ - Food & Cooking

0. I don't eat seafood.

30, i love shrimp

>>18042859
If I was hungry and purposely trying to eat as many as I could, I imagine I could do at least 50.

I will not eat the bugs

Why is there extra jumbo but not regular jumbo

>>18042859
disgusting

I could probably eat about 5 lbs of shrimp in one sitting. Not an exaggeration.

>>18042898
I bet you'd like to know, wouldn't you?

>>18042898
if you have to ask, then you don't know

>>18042859
None. I used to like it but developed an allergy in my late teens. Now it tastes disgusting to me even if I do eat it.

>>18042898
wait until you hear about champagne

>>18042859

I have something wrong with me when it comes to seafood. Like my brain/stomach connection just shuts down and I will uncontrollably gorge myself. I'm not even a fat fuck or anything, I just stop feeling full when I get around seafood and only seafood.

Back in the day, IHOP had a weird promo where they offered bottomless popcorn shrimp. My friend knew about my relationship with seafood and offered to take me to IHOP and pay for my meal just so he could witness what I was going to do.

I think it was around basket number 8 or 9 where the waiter started nervously chuckling when he brought the shrimp out to me. He would come by and say things like "Hahaha, man you really like your shrimp, doncha pal hahaha." I think he told the manager about me cause he would walk by and kinda look at the table and pretend like he wasn't.

I once ate so much crawfish once that I started getting tunnel vision and horrible diarrhea but I kept eating them. I was dating a nurse at the time and she finally convinced me to stop because she realized I was probably giving myself iodine or salt poisoning or some shit. I could hardly walk lol

Anyway, back to your question. If they're just boiled, cold shrimp with some cocktail sauce, I could do several pounds. A little less if they're fried or cooked in butter or whatever. So probably 80-120 extra jumbo as a low number.

>>18042859
My max of large was 112 so I assume I can do at least 75 extra jumbos.

"jumbo shrimp" is not an oxymoron

>>18042983
Please, don't take the steam tray! Sir!