/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18040215
you have shitty taste buds.

>>18040215
my local grocer stocks them like once every two months. they sit there until they sell out. then they restock with frozen shrimp because they always need more space for frozen shrimp.

>>18040215
What happens if you bite them slowly?

>>18040215
I've tried those before. The chicken one isn't terrible either. Liked the bbq rib one too.
For those unaware, you can get these in the freezer section in (I'm assuming) most American grocers and they're only a little over a dollar for one. They heat up quick and are a great "I'm hungry at work and don't have much time to eat" or "I'm too high/drunk to cook or wait for delivery but I have to eat right now" kind of food.

>>18040224
You don't get hiccups

>>18040215
the patties in these are half soy protein

>>18040240
Protein good.

never tried em but I can imagine they are tasty

>>18040215
>BEEF PATTY WITH CHEESE PRODUCT
cool

>>18040215
>cheese product
I thought all that shit about americans having fake cheese was just a meme, is that really not actual cheese?

>>18040278
It's a slice of stuff made from real cheese that has other stuff added so it melts right in the microwave.

>>18040278
yes we have FDA so if the food doesn't meat speck then it can't be called food

>>18040215
I ate a Fast Bite burger that I found at a Dollar General, it was inoffensive but I think it may have significantly shortened my lifespan.

>>18040287
Ah I see, kind of puts you in awe of what human science is able to achieve

>>18040215
Suck my Wendy's pop!

yea boi


the mcrib ones are the best, but you can never find them. I think they only sell them when the price of pork is low enough to make it profitable at their price point.

>>18040215
Here's your dessert you bitch!

>>18040215
OMG LOOK OUT!

>>18040215
Those might be good, but these are better!

>>18040443
they actually aren't. I like them though

>>18040215

>>18040465
Kek

>>18040215
yep.
>>18040218
how does it feel to be wrong about things?

>>18040215
>cheese product

>>18040465
someone hast to post the edit

>>18040770
u r mum got plenty of our cheese product last night if you know what I mean

>>18040782
fuckin reddirt fag, you know what it is but don't post it yourself. ur faggit and should fuck off.

I like the spicy chicken ones, used to get them all the time at winn dixie

>>18040240
and?

>>18040443
>80% bread

>>18040862
Piss off you fuckin' pickey eater faggit!

>>18040215
You have to put the buns in the toaster while you microwave the patty.
If you get the toaster dialed in, the buns will be toasted on the outside but warm and moist on the inside.
It's much quicker too because then you are only microwaving the meat and cheese (products).

>>18040215
Eating too fast is a contributing factor towards obesity. I would try slow bites and see if that works better for you, bud.

>>18040859
Enjoy it soy boy

>>18040905
It's been proven in "Married with Children" that when taking small bites and chewing them longer will make food last longer and will feed the hungry world

>>18040942
Sweet. I don't see how that's any less reputable than modern day scientism "studies".

>>18040244
Multi pass good

>>18040218
WRONG
>>18040215
Haven't had 1 of those in years, honestly cant even decide on the Cheeseburger or McChicken
Both of these things are incredibly fuckin tasty for something that you only need to microwave for like 45 seconds
Honestly, they're the best "frozen fast foods" I've ever had and they've escaped my memory for the past few years - it's been quite a while since I had 1 but I've definitely eaten over a hundred

>>18040859
>and
YOU PUT A SLIVER OF SOY IN YOUR BODY?!
HOPE YOU ENJOY THE TRIPLE D TITS, CHECK YOUR MOMS DRAWER FOR SOME NEW UNDERWEAR

>>18040443
Too expensive..
Yeah those sliders are good but it's like $10 for 6 lil ol' sliders
With the Fast Bites from OP, those burgers only like $1.25 and 2 of them is just as much food as a 6pack W-castle sliders, but $2.50 vs $10
Sure if you're richfag/trustfun bitch, go for the white castles that only taste like 2% better and cost 500% more

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1655351294137.webm

>>18041154
I'll try the Fast Bites ones out, fact is that I've never seen them before and sometimes getting a name brand is worth it vs. something that I've never heard of before.
So I have to not only see it myself and where is it sold vs. do I want to risk it to save a few pennies?
If the same thing sure I'll save the pennies, but would I serve that to my girlfriend, or a family member the latter would call be out pretty quick.

>>18041154
That might have come across as strange, point is, I'll try stuff out myself before putting it out on someone else.
It comes across better when I can say it's White Castle and it's what it's Fast Bites which comes across as a derivitive of Fancy Feast cat food.
We're not feeding prawns in District 9 here.

>>18041154
Childhood is White Castle frozen sliders
Adulthood is Fast Bites burger/chicken
Decent paying job Adulthood is back to White Castle sliders
Reasonable based Chad dad is back to Fast Bites

>>18040215
legit a guilty pleasure of mine

>>18041182
Just make sure you throw them in the fridge and not the freezer
These Fast Bites heat up super fast
When it comes to foods like these, you have to rate them on a "prep time / taste ratio", and for the 40second microwave investment, these things are almost unstoppable on a taste/time/price scale
IIRC they come in a plastic wrap and you pop open 1 of the sides of the plastic before throwing it in the microwave

>>18041208
Oh I know how to do it in a microwave, I separate the buns from the patty and put extra cheese and sause on them, after the half way point.
Once one gets this stuff down right you get the perfect combination of bun, patty and whatever else is added.
It's not rocket science.

>>18040215
I have a couple of the burgers every month or two and they're pretty damn good. It's a shitload of calories. Only trade off is they give me horrific stomach pain and shits the next day.

>>18041208
I don't like rating stuff only paki hajibs do that. How do you rate yourself in this that or the other thing, well I don't really know I don't look at things that way you stupid foreigner no wonder you all suck.

>>18041182
just to clarify, these things aren't even that new either
They've been around for at least a decade if not longer - just sayin they have to be doin something right to stay in business that long at nationwide supermarkets (though it's been a while since I got them and not sure if they're still only a $1ish)

>>18041197

>>18041234
I think the frozen white castles were introduced in the 1980s though of course to a smaller area.
That would make it about 35 yrs. Three decades and they don't want to put themselves out of business.

>>18041234
Even less, I just looked it up at a local grocery store, for a 16 count of the sliders, that's w/o cheese it's 13.49 USD so .84 each, less than a dollar.

>>18041350

>>18041350
>>18041354
Meanwhile 1 fast bite = like 3 of those things in an actual mass/calorie contest
So basically $2.75 for memecastle or $1.25 for Chad Bites for the same amount of food

I had an employee who ate these a lot. Idk if they taste at all good, but they made the nukebox stink.

>>18041303
White Castle has actually had brick and mortar establishments nationwide for decades though
Fast Bites built themselves from the ground up and managed to get shelf-space in supermarkets nationwide for being a tasty, efficient and reasonably priced sandwhich
White Castle is the most hipster of foodburgers there is and even had to have a stoner comedy movie for their franchise to try and milk some extra sales - lmao xd epic harold and kumar eat da borger xddD

>>18040215
I liked the pork rib one, but I for the life of me can't find them anywhere anymore, cheeseburgers, sure, but that's it.

>>18041390
>foodburgers

>>18041447
>furburgers

>>18041390
There was a really funny one where some Aussies or Kiwis were trying to get across the USA for some reason, I thought it was hilarious but their humour was dry to some here in the states so the series didn't even last one season here, that's what happens when you offend a democrat shitlord.

Kiwis and Aussies living together?
What will become of this abomination?

Those and white castle give me nonstop farts