/ck/ - Food & Cooking

For a moment, I thought I was on /n/.
Sounds cool. Tasty?

>>18035734
is this the final solution to public hunger?

>>18035734
Heating his harbl.

>>18035734
I want a fat mature German trans gf so bad bros

>>18035734
seems like a walking explosive

America needs mobile hot dog vendors to make getting a hot dog even more convenient.

They would quickly start to extrapolate on the concept and soon introduce mobile deep fryers

>>18035769
>America needs mobile hot dog vendors to make getting a hot dog even more convenient.
America needs sidewalks and bicycle lanes first. And to arrest lobbyists who cry out against them for corruption.

it's what this guy does when he's not honkin

>>18035734
but how does he get out

This is the future of America

>>18035734
they let germans carry knives in the city?

>>18035796
If the blade is bellow a certain length yes.

>>18035747
kek

>>18035734
Germany is the only Western European country other than Italy that has actually good food. (French food is boring as shit and let's not touch on Scandinavian "food")

>>18035734
is that a bullet proof shield? is the violence in Germany that bad?

The only place I've ever seen anything like this was in Cambodia. I swear at one point it looked like you guys recovered from WWII, but based on this thread it sure doesn't seem like it.

>>18035869
sure thing buddy

>>18035869
All the german food people know is austrian and bavarian. Outside these places germany is a culinary and cultural desert.

>>18035874
Yes. But it's also to make sure the heat of the grill cooks the bratwurst

>>18035734
>you WILL wear the grill wagie
seems kinda horrible not only to carry around a grill on your back all day but have to sell yourself to the public and try and find buyers the whole time

do they just stand in a busy area the whole time? seems like that would be easier to do with a cart no?

>>18035813
Can you be more specific? In America things vary down from federal downwards, but oftentimes is two and three-quarters of an inch or so.

>>18035913
go ask in /k/ who fucking cares

>>18035787
He has to sell all the sausages

>>18035916
>viewing knives as weapons and not tools
This is how you get shit taken away.

>>18035734
mmm, delicious. sausages some 60 year old boomer has been coughing on all day

>>18035772
Fuck bike cuck lanes, bike faggots can fund that shit out of their own pockets for their stupid toys.

>>18035933
>>>/k/54194400
>>>/k/54114045
>>>/k/54193083
really makes me think...

>>18035734
His crotch must be really hot.

>>18035769
>take a step
>wait for oil to re settle
>drop anything into the oil
>you are splashed continuously with 350+ degree oil
>if you trip you're just a goner

>>18035952
Ah yes, /k/. World renowned board that's being regarded as the gold standard for every societal aspect in question.
Did you know they eat cum cookies during their meetups?

>>18035976
>oil
That's a grill m8. Why would there be oil?

>>18035981
In the grill

>>18035978
>don't go to /k/ to ask about knives!
>/k/ has multiple threads about knives
cope?

feel free to ask about kitchen knives instead of knives strapped onto a belt holder since this is /ck/

bumping kewl thread

>>18035747
Lmao

>>18035992
Again: why would there be oil?

>>18035769
>1,20€ for a Bratwurst
Good old times.

>>18035895
i would say >>18035734 but with 3 wheels (one on the back 2 in front) would be the most convenient. you can let it stand alone, dont need to carry the weigth and need not much space.

>>18035981
because he's talking about the hypothetical deep-fryer walker idea and why it isn't a thing

>>18035876
the vietnamese have elevated the mobile grill apparatus to an art (i assume you saw them in Sihanoukville or Kampot, which means they're all native to Mekong delta cities like Vinh Long or Can Tho)

any beach in Vietnam and within 5 minutes of sitting down you can have a 3 course meal of different varieties of fresh seafood and 3 beers with dessert and a pack of cigarettes for under $10 just from the vendors who pass by. the downside is, sometimes they can get annoying.

>>18036182
>i assume you saw them in Sihanoukville or Kampot, which means they're all native to Mekong delta cities like Vinh Long or Can Tho
Sihanoukville and some other small town on the coast I can't remember the name of. I'm pretty sure they were Khmer, though. Lots of them had missing limbs.

>>18035950
your weight starts with a 2 and your height starts with a 5

>>18035734
Eh, doesnt really exist bro. Not a single one of them in my city, and I live in Cologne.

>>18035743
What's /n/?

>>18035978
Based?

you dropped your dog

>>18035796
that's a carpet knife and he's a tradie

Never heard of a grillwalker before. I live in Denmark very close to the German border.

>>18035787
Unironically though, how do they get out?
At least surly's eggfort is plausible, he can just duck under the counter
These cunts are strapped to a gas tank and will immolate themselves in front of everyone on the street if there is even a tiny oil fire while drunken brits try to steal their saus and leg it.

>>18035876
3rd worlders actually have a simpler and safer way of doing this than the Germans.
Grilled baby squid too, nice

>>18035734
Kinda grim that they don't just have a little cart with wheels, they don't seem to be able to carry much product. What's in the back section, the gas tank?

>>18035887
BRATWURST

>>18035978
>they eat cum cookies during their meetup
fake news! They eat cum brownies.

Damn these guys are murdering their knees and lower backs so you can get brats before you head into work

>>18036363
My bad, I'm sorry

>>18035950
hmm yes bicycles are a toy
>paying for a car
>paying for gas
>paying for a license
>paying for lessons
>paying to maintain highways
>paying for parking

The only reason why anyone should have a car is if they live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere / need to carry goods.

>>18035734
damn sizzling brats
mustard application is needed...

>>18036359
What seems to be the matter?

>>18036363
based smug correcter

>>18036162
Oh. I might be retarded

>>18036242
4channel board with boats, trains and public transport(tra/n/sport), and manchildren on on plastic roadbikes(NOT transportation)

>>18035950
retard

the second best use of gas germany has ever come up with

>>18035734
That looks incredibly uncomfortable to wear and walk around in all day.

>>18036603
BACK TO WORK WAGIE

>>18035976
kek, i like to picture someone walking by and throwing water into it

>>18035734
I’m a sausage jockey.
AMA.

>>18036269
>>18035876
>I heckin love 3rd worlder brown people food

>>18036675
you seem like the sort of person who keeps folders and folders of soyfaces on your computer
utter cringe

>>18036675
t. never been outside of america (ironically the country full of brown goblinos)

>>18035752
I'd snuggle Smudge.

Get in the porta-cagie and grill me a sausagie.

>>18036242
/i/

>>18035734
They need to combine that with jet packs so the sausages can fly to where they are so desperately needed

>>18035734
These are a huge return of investment. It's ridiculous how much money you can make with just selling grilled sausages and being selfemployed

>>18036778
>how much money you can make
1.70£

>>18036784
They use pounds in Germany?

>>18036266
Obviously someone helps them

>>18036767
this but with tacos

>Excuse me sir, can I use your restroom?

>>18036536
what's the first one?

>>18036797
lol

>>18035886
Baden-Württemberg and Elsass my dude

>>18036252
I'm located around Frankfurt (am Main), so that'
s where I always see them.

>>18035734
Germans haven't discovered cart technology yet? Seems like it would be an obvious improvement over ruining your back carrying around all that garbage just to earn minimum wage.

>>18036197
My weight starts with a 3 and my height starts with a 6.
Settle down, little man.

>>18036675
>Food that isn't from my country is....LE BAD
>See this face? I save thousands of faces just like them because they are LE BAD
Absolutely pleb and cringe beyond belief

>>18036687
>>18036694
>>18037040
Tell me more about the HS collection

Has one of these dudes ever exploded?

>>18037093
It happens now and then but is pretty rare and not something to worry about.

>>18036405
Nichts, wollte nur ein Söyjak pfostieren.

>>18035734
The heat of the grill cooks the wagie.

>>18036802
pest control

easy to mod into a flammenwerfer
old habits die hard

>>18036819
Alsace is in France

>>18036778
yeah he must be making dozens of euros

>>18037006
Does Germany get a lot of black tourists?

Det gillas inte av lagen.

HAN HADE LÅDA PÅ MAGEN

>>18037155
How many euros is your cooking earning?

>>18036197
Keep seething bikecuck, your lycra bodysuit makes pussies dry on sight.

>>18036385
LOL I’m a motorcycle chad. It’s like bicycles for people who have sex.

>b-but traffic

I lane split when I want.

> hmm yes bicycles are a toy

They are if you know any women, and want to give them a ride. Oh wait, bikecels don’t have sex LMAO

>paying to maintain highways

You have to do that anyway idiot. You don’t use any goods that were shipped by trucks? That’s what I though. I don’t use bikes so fuck paying for bike lanes.

>>18037158
that's probably not a tourist

>>18037029
For a cart you'll need to obtain a Flächensondernutzungserlaubnis, i.e. a “special permit for using public space“ from local authorities. Getting a permit for a grillwalker is far easier to obtain. Why go through all the bureaucratic shit if you're just doing the bratwurst selling as a temporary side hustle?

>>18037105
Ich behalte Dich im Auge, Keule

guys keep it in english no one is going to google translate this gay italian shit

>>18036751
/g/

>>18035734
You Krauts can't manage a simple hot dig cart?

>>18037180
Enjoy having your leg crushed and amputated after some retard in an suv crashes into you at full speed while playing fruit ninja on their phone.

>>18037037
hey me too lets hang out

>>18037199
racist jannies HATE this one thing

>>18037209
That can happen to you on a bicycle or just crossing the street.

>>18037204
Do Americans really need emergency hot dog stands all over the place?

>>18037185
I'm legit not sure if you're just joking, but considering this is Germany we're talking about, I really wouldn't be surprised

>>18036790
If it was america, the only help to be expected would be people helping themselves to free hotdogs while the poor seller burns to death. Followed by a Karen bitching to the burnt corpse that her hotdog was under cooked.

>>18035734
haha imagine if he put his penis there among the other sausages haha

>>18035734
Is it only me*t, or is there an ethical option?

>>18037201
/lgbt?

>>18035876
I hate Sihanoukville so much it's unreal

>>18037378
>would be black people helping themselves to free hotdogs
Ftfy

>>18035734
IF I REMOVED THE GRILL WOULD HE DIE

>>18037197
ok

>>18037352
Lel. I'm not

>>18037679
He would be extremely grateful

>>18035734
Seems good, since it's not a Paki or an African

>>18035734
weapon to surpass metal grill

>>18037262
A minimum of 300 calories is required for every 100 yards walking distance. That's why tailgate parties are a thing, fuelling up before making the arduous journey across the parking lot.

>>18035734
neat, gotta be hot heavy work though

>>18037185
It has to be more than a permit issue, just doesn’t make sense. I’m guessing it’s to get around some law that states you can’t sell food from carts at all in certain areas.

>>18037956
I think you underestimate German bureaucracy.

>>18037754
Nobody likes you.

>>18037956
>some law that states you can’t sell food from carts at all in certain areas.
That's an additional issue, yeah. But overall bureaucratic is the main reason in most cases

>>18037994
If you say so, champ

>>18035734
this looks unsafe, surely an electric design would be better?

>>18035734
Neat.

>>18037006

„Mit dem Grill nich‘ in den ersten Wagen hab ich jesacht!“

>>18035734
Do they service the migrants too?

>>18035734
The design is pretty shit desu.
>shields doesn't protect the food from above or behind
What happens if a bird decides to shit on the sausages?

>>18035941
>mmm, delicious. sausages some 60 year old boomer has been coughing on all day
Don't forget that the portable grill has a hole to urinate into (insert your urinary catheter) and then gets used for steaming.

>>18035734
Do they have a loicense?

>>18035734
Is he exploiting a legal loophole by carrying the grill on his shoulders instead of having it on wheels?
Does he need to wait 3 years and pay 10k euro to get a foodcart license?

>>18035752
fgsfds

>>18038251
kys frogshit

Gott segne die Deutschen!

>>18039967
>there's room at our table for all of God's creatures. Right next to the biscuits and gravy! xdxdexdee

>>18036647
>winter
>the local deep fried man apparatus is wandering the streets
>drop giant snowball in
>be warmed by the flames

>>18037174
Det fick man inte ha,
Nej det var inte bra,
Att ha en låda på magen

>>18035734
>>18035745
>>18035769

How do they sneeze?

>>18036266
>>18036345
>>18036536
I suspect something like a car battery and electric grill would be safer and cleaner

>>18035886
>Outside these places germany is a culinary and cultural desert.
absolute delusional lie lol.

Offensichtlich ein scheiss Bayer oder Schluchtenscheisser.

>>18035950
Bike lanes and mass transit help ease the traffic problems. Makes cities look nicer too and improves the air quality. There are fuck all downsides. But burgers love just adding more lanes to their superhighways and paving over grass to create bigger parking lots. Land of the grey.

>>18036669
why

>>18035734
jesus
at least give them a bike with table or something

>>18035769
We have food trucks. Americans are too lazy and fat to walk around all day.

>>18035752
>harbl
The last time I heard this term was at least a decade ago.

>>18035772
>America needs sidewalks and bicycle lanes first.

They put those in where I live leading to the train station. It became a yellow brick road for the inner city criminals and vagrants to start attacking the suburbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWjAmpmADBg

>>18035772
Bike lanes are anti-bike infrastructure larping as pro-bike infrastructure. Ostensibly they are to give cyclists a place to ride. In fact what they do is implicitly denote where we are an are not allowed to ride, and to give police and the anti-bike media a pretext to blame us for our own death when we get run over in an area with no bike lane, or when a bike lane was being used for free parking, which is basically how bike lanes are used in reality and not in your numtot fantasy.

Everyone who lobbies for bike lanes is a tool of Big Car and their opinions are entirely pro-car and anti-bike.

>>18040612
Holy shit

>>18040775
What was stopping them until the sidewalkes appeared?

Something about this is extremely German

>>18035734
How does he sit down?

>>18039274
>What happens if a bird decides to shit on the sausages?
Germans are gonna pay top dollar for that

>>18040612
based doofenshmirtz poster

>>18035734
that's a nice sized dog for less than two bucks desu. the bun looks kinda small though

>>18041990
No time to sit down when you’re selling sausage

>>18035734

>Germany - germs - bacteria
>grill - girl - whore
>sausages - meat - penis
>walkers - skinwalkers - monsters

I know this is your way of telling me that I was wrong and I don't find it very funny. Maybe you won't find it funny anymore now that I let everyone see what you're doing. I'm not afraid of you anymore and I have nothing left to lose.

Digger ich wohn in Hamburg und hab noch nie im Leben so etwas gesehen

>>18037475
i kinda wanna visit for the seediness and gambling

>>18035734
Looks good. I approve.

>>18041990
sitting is the new smoking in Germany

>>18035772
/n/igger

>>18042026
lol who do you think you are? At least you're starting to understand

>>18042027
ja, kommste ma nach Frankfurt, kannste sowas sehen

>>18037132
agree to disagree

>>18042040
Smoking is also still the old smoking in Germany. Almost everyone smokes.

>>18042124
yeah, there's both

am deutschen Wesen wird noch mal die Welt genesen

>>18035734
Looks very unhygienic. The people who usually do these kind of jobs are also not very hygienic. To be fair, the people who buy this type of food aren't either.

I find it odd that there is a plastic cover surrounding the front of the grill, but not some cover on top of the sausages. The microorganisms coming out of the vendors mouth ends up in the sausage.

>>18042209
I can guarantee you that the amount of spit in this kind of food is lower than the amount of spit in food from a place where food is prepared out of sight

>>18041287
Getting run over mostly

YOU GOT A PERMIT FOR THAT SIR

>>18041287
Have you seen Rambo First Blood?