/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18026473
Jiffy is the best!

and your children will be eatin' corn bread that's SWEET, and drinkin' tea that AIN'T-- and they'll think it's tradition.

goddamn yankees ruin everything

It's easy to make, so anybody who hasn't has effectively chosen not to have it, ergo there is no reason to feel sorry for them. QED.

>>18026496
Cornbread originated in in the American British colonies, not the South, you inbred mouthbreather.

>>18026473
> Doesn't provide recipe

>>18026499
come say that to my face you pennsylvanian son of a bitch

>>18026473
My nephew got angry as fuck and tried to bite my nose off when I didn't let him have a 4th piece of cornbread :/

>>18026499
Natives were making cornbreads long before contact with Europeans.

>>18026517
Natives couldn't make shit. They were dumb primitives who sold their land for cheap baubles.

>>18026513
That must've ruined his 36th birthday

>>18026510
Meet me at the Waffle House, you greasy fuck.

>>18026517
Yeah nah. Natives didn't have domesticated animals. You need eggs to make cornbread. Try harder.

>>18026538
>You need eggs to make cornbread.
Maybe if you're using cornmeal. If you're using masa then it's not necessary.

I feel bad for anyone who's had to spend more than a few weeks living in the South.

>>18026543
Cornbread. Not fucking tortillas.

>>18026517
https://voca.ro/1aIoinS9CoGW

>>18026538
>fighting on hallowed ground

do yankees hold anything sacred

>>18026483
thats peanut butter not cornbread

>>18026550
Masa isn't just for tortillas.

>>18026555
Jiffy makes a fine cornbread mix. Jif makes a subpar peanut butter

>>18026551
Ok. That was kinda funny. You're still a cousin fucker.

>>18026555
That's JIF, dum dum.

>>18026551
based cornbread elitist

>>18026536
He's 27, faggot

>>18026551
>https://voca.ro/1aIoinS9CoGW
Lol. I read that they made sugar by reducing maple sap but only read about it being used to make something like baked beans. It probably wasn't used in cornbread.

>>18026544
no cap, Jamal. couldn't even find an HRT clinic within walking distance.

>>18026499
There were several colonies in the South, retard. Ever heard of Virginia?

>>18026644
You real this dumb or you just playing?

You niggers need to get this. The recipe is on the back of the bag. Make sure you grease the skillet with salted fatback though.

>>18026473
Cope seethe and dialate yankee nigger faggots

>>18026551
Niggers, they LOVE niggers

>>18026678
Your guys lost in embarrassing fashion.

>>18026689
dere's buckwheat cakes an' injun batter, makes you fat or even fatter, look away, look away

>>18026551
Kek, based

>>18026510
Fuckin Missouri cornchucker

>>18026689
>embarrassing fashion.
Honey. the Confederates were fab as fuck.

Maybe someone post a good recipe then?

>>18026930
i dont cook, i just eat

What's cornbread made of?

>>18026963
Bread and corn

the real question: with or without whole corn kernels

>>18026987
>whole kernel
Fucking swamp trolls

>>18026473
>willingly eating corn
>willingly eating bread

>>18026987
nope. sucks that way

>>18026987
>>18026990
Whole kernels have their place, imo. Especially in sweeter corn breads that might accompany a main dish that has an appropriate contrast.

>>18026498
It's not common in bong isles, so why would I have it. I don't even know where to get corn flour

>>18026792
missouri isnt the south retard

>>18027023
If you like beans on toast wait til you've had pork and beans on cornbread

>>18027031
Your speaking a language I understand yankee. I will look for cornflour

>>18027003
>Whole kernels have their place
I didn't think any of you people could read

>>18026473
I guess good would depend on how you prefer your cornbread, but I think I make an alright cornbread, and I haven't had anyone who's tried it tell me otherwise. It's not sweet though - I make it with yeast, and I give them a bit of brown sugar to eat before getting the whole thing going, but the end result isn't much sweeter for it than if I'd used baking powder and no sugar.

Isn’t cornbread literally an Israeli psyop?

>>18026505
>> Doesn't provide recipe
The recipe is on the side of the box of JIF. Just add 1/2 stick of butter for each box of JIF and you get the best cornbread you've ever eaten.

>>18026544
I’ve lived in Alabama for 24 years.

>>18027641
I really doubt it. What's your train of thought?

>>18027684
I am really jealous. My view is of an alley and two dumpsters.

>>18027702
There’s pros to living where you are that I’d be jealous of too I’m sure. Nobody delivers food out here for one thing, but it’s small price for being able to just piss off the side of the porch or shoot random shit in the yard for fun.

>>18027725
>crocs
>fatty

I wish other bama anons didn’t post here

>>18027739
You will never be honky tonk

>>18027749
Don’t post titties on blue boards

>>18026644
Virginia ain't Dixie

>>18027689
It's a thing that exists in the modern world and everything in the modern world is an Israeli psyop.

>>18027765
Y'all ain't just whistlin' Cannibal Corpse

>>18027754

>>18028766

>>18026499
>Cornbread originated in in the American British colonies, not the South, you inbred mouthbreather.
well, north of the mason-dixon line, they might use white cornmeal, and add sugar or maple syrup, aka "Yankee cornbread" or else be making spoonbread

>>18026555
Checked. And it's Jiffy.

>>18026473
Every time my wife makes a pan of cornbread I get fatter

>>18029196
your mom cooks me a meal every time I fuck her. Needless to say I've put on like 200 pounds this year

>>18026473
Pearls before swine. Why feel sorry?

My coworker from "the hood" (Englewood -Chicago) made me dinner one night. She took the "juice" from the turkey butts pot and soaked the corn bread with it so it was all soggy. She said she doesn't understand why white people like their food dry. Is this common amongst most blacks? Drenching the corn xt8wjbread?

>>18029494
incel moment

>>18030400
What u know bout dat paprika white boi, y'all musty wet dog smelling honkey be loving that dry unseason food fr

>>18030400
Nigga she was just washing the cornbread. We all do that

>>18026963
It's bread made with cornmeal instead of flour.

>>18030400
I dip my cornbread in gravy everytime I've had it

>>18026987
neither
we're putting in
CREAMED CORN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1BAqsYPReM

new chef john corn cake just dropped

>>18030798
This isn't gravy. This is boiled water she just dumps over the corn bread.

>>18026473
I give them cornbread so I don't feel sorry

>>18031000
She boils turkey butts? What you described sounded like jus because there's no reason to expect water.

>>18031000
Oh weird. Figured you just meant she reduced the broth before pouring

>>18030400
Cornbread is dry as fuck unless you made hot water cornbread or used tangzhong. Only a wh*toid would simply mix a cold batter then bake it.

my mom made some recently and she put diced green peppers and some queso cheese in it. it was about as moist as it could be before turning into a cake.

>>18026987
>>18030925
I fucking hated this shit while growing up in the south holy fuck. Anytime there was a potluck you'd have check to see if the cornbread was regular cornbread of the degenerate version and just write it off for the entire meal. Are you the same type of people that like bread and butter pickles? Because that would track I guess.

>>18026473
can you use cornbread to make sandwiches?

>>18026473
I'm Australian but I'm down to try it and own a cast iron, recipe?

>>18026483
I got angry for a second.

>>18032483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1lsTLs-iZg&t

>>18027662
what the fuck is a jif? isn't that what furries say to each other? do you want me to butter up a furry?

>>18026496
I've only ever had cornbread at american barbecue restaurants and it's always unpleasantly sweet. Actually the whole experience is usually unpleasant. The only one I like I like because they'll put gin in your sweet tea if you ask.