/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>18001508
imagine the smell

>>18001508
wtf

>>18001347
What kind of chilis are those? I forgot

>>18001628
Fumunda peppers

>>18001347
>(Dipping Chilies)

>>18001050
The heat of the oil cooks the chicken

what about people trying to cook?

>>18001508
This is nightmare fuel but done for research so not really /ck/ related.

>>18001508
God I wish that was me.

>>18001839
ahh yes the famous non newtonian batter, courtesy of Our Guy, Ja/ck/

>>18001913
>cram 'em in
At least they're cooking it properly.

>>18001909
What is wrong with chicagoans?

>>18001050
these guys aren't even that fat anymore by today's standards

>>18001508
kinda based ngl

>>18001508
>>18001869
It doesn't bother cows at all. I have had the warm musty pleasure of putting my arm in one myself, as it happens.
It's really not much different from putting a PEG feeding tube in a human. Just a bigger hole.

>>18001909
Chicago must be nuked.

>>18001347
Chili status dipped:
Dip status: chilied

>>18002480
y though?

>>18001050
Do sumo actually do all their own cooking or is this just a meme reality tv show? I know they live in special camps or whatever.

>>18001508
Apparently, they don't even feel that. Used to be rural farmers would drive a spike into the gut from the sides to relieve gas. It was on All Creatures Great & Small back in the 80s. Wish I could find a vid; it was one of the funniest scenes in the entire show, ghastly as it sounds.

>>18001050
i wish i was cute enough to get a sumo husband

>>18002559
I'm gonna be in the kitchen with this guy pretty soon. What should I say to him?

>>18002817
They do. The lower (thinest) ones have to do all sort of things and also eat last/whats left. So gaining weight isn't that easy.
The fatter they get the more priviliges they gain in the dojo or whatever it's called where they do such weird things.

>>18002874
tell him I said hi!

>>18002906
I will. I wouldn't be surprised if he knows about /ck/ actually.

>>18001056
>shirtless frying
very bold move there

>>18001344
Why the fuck did I get turned on by that sneeze halfway through

>>18003104
lol why didn't they edit that out?

>>18001909
>dough on the bottom, cheese and toppings on top
>ITS LIKE AND UPSIDE DOWN PIZZA!

>>18001574
like grass vomit

>>18003121
because it's scripted

>>18001050
Is it true jap women find sumo dudes hot?

>>18001909
She has very cute lips. I wish I could kiss them.

>>18002455
Nor by sumo standards. They're probably trainees.

>>18002814
It's delicious. Duh.

>>18003505
Not since the child sexual abuse videos in 2005. As a MAP, I don't care.

>>18003505
yes, but generally the top guys only. Jonidan shitters need not apply

>>18003535
qrd pls

>>18003535
You're not a MAP. You're a pedophile

>>18003572
Imagine him with his dick sticking out from under his fat gut, on top of her smothering her while she does a muffled wounded rabbit scream jap chicks do

>>18002822
they definitely do feel it. they just dont convey the emotions that we expect them to act like.
ive seen a ton of animal vs animal videos where one of them basically gets gored but they look completely calm.
you think they didnt feel that?

and no, im not some sort of animal activist or anything like that. i just find it dumb when i see people say shit like that.

>>18002822
I am no animal rights nut, and I eat meat at every meal, but they do feel it. Animals can feel pain and be traumatized and they remember that trauma.

>>18003742
he’s a pedophile

>>18003505
>hot
No. They are however seen as high-status and respected by "everyone", which does a lot for a man's desirability. "Everyone" in this case being highly variable and consisting of the overwhelming majority of a given person's social circle.

>>18002817
>>18002896
The lower ranked sumo wrestlers cook for the higher ranked ones. Rank is determined by competition success, so usually the people doing the cooking are young guys who are still climbing the ranks or old perma-shitters who haven't retired yet.

It can work out though. Many retired guys who don't stay in sumo end up opening restaurants since they spent so much time in the kitchen cooking for everyone else. Pic related.

>>18003505
Depends on the sumo wrestler. Some women are clout and/or chubby chasers and some wrestlers are genuinely good-looking.

>>18003505
>do women like a socially and physically dominant man
QUESTION
OF
THE
FUCKING
CENTURY
>>18004641
>Some women are clout and/or chubby chasers
Also this.

>>18002822
>Apparently, they don't even feel that.
They feel ticks. Why would they not feel this?

>>18002495
u think ur so funny

>>18001909
>Wisconsin brick cheese

fuck that I stay smoking on that gouda

>>18003505
Japanese women love big men. It why they’re so into western men.

>>18003755
well, he won't have to listen to her screams as he gets his dick wet

>>18003755
I don't need to. I live that Yokozuna life

>>18001050
I wanna eat that off his naked body

>>18003047
Yeah, I did that once and got an awesome grease splatter on my nipple.

>>18001929
What the fuck. I loove garlic but there’s a limit …

>>18002480
I do that shit with no ragrets. Luv cheesy pasta, simple as.

>>18006432
Something something how get out

>>18003768
I'm reminded of some stupid story I had to read in school where a research assistant journaled how he felt bad for an insect that was eating itself alive after some injury and his mentor says
>Pain is a cognitive response. To assume an animal has the same psychology as a human is to anthropomorphize and disrespect it, don't assume it feels like you and I do
Modern Domestic cows are about as sentient as bugs so them "feeling" is probably something that barely registers

>>18001909
would

>>18001929
needs more garlic

>>18001508
Former Vet tech here. Cows and other ruminants cannot vomit or burp so something like a gas build up in the Rumen and displace it eventually killing the animal. One of the things we can do is fix the Rumen in place as well as fix it in place we can add that to aid in the cows health and monitor the issue if the problem is reoccurring but in most live stock cases the cost is usually not worth it. You mostly see these in vet schools usually for gas relief we can sedate the animal and run a tube into its Rumen

>>18006451
>Modern Domestic cows are about as sentient as bugs
This is wrong, retard.

>>18005313
Post nipple

>>18001929
Imagine the smell.

>>18001871
the cow or whats inside?

>>18001929
based and garlicpilled

>>18001508
I am thankful anons posted why this is done it's still fucking freaking me out, I'm thinking of that heart plug in Dune (84) and kinda feel sick ATM.

>>18001909

>>18004900
imagine her poops

>>18008310
Happened years ago, m80. Nothing to see anymore.

>>18004900
How. Where does it all go? That pile of pasta was the size of her torso.

>>18008507
I didn't ask for a damage report, I asked for the nipple.

>>18006432
how does he get out????

>>18001909
I guess I'd eat it but three whole mushrooms seems like a weird addition

>>18008393
top 3 most pretentious languages ever devised

>>18008920
HOW DOES HE GET IN?

>>18001929
Imagine the braps.

>>18008393
>salt,lemon and chick peas
thats just chick pea mush, it needs at least tahini

>>18009171
What is it with Japan and raw eggs
They taste like nothing and have the texture of snot

>>18009241
idk man, but i hate people that pretend to have food culture the proceed to shove a whole cut of meat into their mouth like a animal scarfing it down as fast as possible without even chewing it properly like>>18009200 >>18009171 >>18002480

>>18001050

>>18004900
imagine the massive logs stretching her small, tight hole when she shits all that pasta out.

>>18009171
the heat of the meat cooks the egg

>>18009294
No it fucking doesn't.

>>18009177
First off, the technique on that ragu is so dogshit its beyond comprehension. Second, what the fuck is the point in that beyond making something that looks a certain way?

>>18008155
as someone in a vet diagnostics lab, yall vet techs are half retarded

>>18009340
No shit. Why do you think I work with animals instead of people.

>>18009255
niggas be houngry

>>18009347
sorry i didnt mean to offend

>>18002480
I suddenly don't feel so bad about the amount of cheese I use on my pasta

>>18001059
Sumoslop.

>>18006432

>>18009235
Full vid has it

>>18009235
he couldn't be fucked to do all that

>>18001909
Chicago has gone too far.

>>18008516
They vomit between takes and/or dump half of it in the trash

>>18008977
What's going on here?

>>18008505
>>18009279
>>18004900
I want her to shit into my mouth so bad oh fuck then I'd put my tongue up inside her asshole while she pissed on me and a BBC fucked her pussy

>>18009658
a faggot fucking up something so simple a woman could do it

>>18001508
Did zoomers really not learn about this in school

>>18001839
CTFU

>>18008377
You saw it too huh?

>>18009460
OH NO

>>18009241
Egg whites are bad raw, yolks are not. Yolk coffee is like butter coffee.

>>18010089
Thats nice but he cracks the whole egg in

>>18009200
she mukbangs.
while i bang her muk under the table

>>18009972
No. Becoming a farmer is what uneducated people do.

>>18010194
Not true if you're from the West.

>>18010194

>>18008393
What's that masher thing he used to stir it all up? It looks interesting

>>18008516

>>18002559
Is that bearnaise sauce at the end? And does he start with mayo?
Not a proper bøfsandwich 2bh (two be honest).

>>18001929
thats a lot of garlic

>>18010627
So she doesnt have internal organs. Interesting. Science is cool.

>>18011113
They shift around in there.
Let me ask you something, anon. Where do you think babies come from?

>>18009200
I wish she was vegan. More attractive to watch her eating bananas and cucumbers.

>>18011348
The cabbage patch. Everybody knows that.

this is a salt poof thread now

>>18002480
holy fuck this is literally what i do irl.

>>18001909
>that cheese sucks
>still not enough cheese

>>18011404
that looks fucking nasty, man. hahahaha.

>>18011396
That's a lot of parsley.

>>18003515
Before or after the pizza?

>>18011414
I would pay a $1000 bucks to eat a Salt Bea pork tenderloin. It's Salt Bea you know its going to be amazing.

>>18001909
This is where I take dates.

>>18009328
>First off, the technique on that ragu is so dogshit its beyond comprehension

its similar to northern italian ragù, plus the garlic
The point is probably is how ingredients cook in oven, and by far is better to scramble all instead of that

>>18009177
Crust, dry, perfect lasagna

>>18010490
no idea, you'll probably have to ask in the youtube comments or do a deep dive. it seems like a native cooking tool ors omething.

>>18010490
It's a wooden pestle, I'd be surprised if that particular shape has a specific name.

>>18008377
glad im not the only one

>>18004900
not that big considering asian women are 150cm tall and weigh 40kg, this looks like 3000kcal which is bare minimum once you do endurance sports like cycling although the volume per calorie is shit

>>18011335
>the heat of the glass cooks the hand

>>18011414
>knife inside teflon pan
this nigga eating plastic

>>18012815
How does that look like 3000kcal, it's like five pounds of pasta.

>>18002480
The only right way to eat pasta

>>18004641
Tochinoshin probably makes 90% of japanese women cream themselves every time he fights

>>18013261
>Tochinoshin
His face reminds me of John Belushi.

>>18004925
based

>>18002455
Yea but Sumo's aren't just fat. They also have a ton of muscle under the fat. Something that very few fat people have.

>>18014481
Imagine the cut

>>18002822
Farmers and veterinarians still drive spikes from time to time if they get a bad batch of feed or hay and you get a bloated herd. Pretty spectacular to see.

>you will never have a sumo cook you food

>>18001050
>YWN have giant heavyset half naked men make you delicious food
why even live

>>18001059
guys wtf is he putting in the pot at the start of this vid

>>18014620
Its just mince beef or pork isn't it?
Maybe has an egg blended in to keep it together

>>18008507
Damn, it wiped off your nipple...

>>18009460
How do I get in?

>>18014662
Very tragic, I permanently veer to the left now.

>>18013261
It's all that hair.

>>18014703
top zozzle, I chortled

>>18001347
That lady must have lungs made of pure iron.

>>18014517
>Imagine the cut
pic related

>>18014517
meatballs

>>18014517
>Imagine the cut
pic related

>>18014620
meatballs

>>18014830

>>18002907
You tell people openly you browse 4chan?

>>18002480
99.5% certainty that's a British man in an Italian restaurant

>>18006432
what knowledge of the egg does he hold

>>18014854
For losing near 180lbs he doesn't have anywhere near as much loose skin as I thought he would. I wonder how tall he is.

>>18015162
180cm, I can tell from the pixels

>>18015164
Your detection exceeds mine, as I somehow missed that giant fucking 180cm right next to the weight.

>>18002480
no wonder he is a balding fat fuck with rosacea, inhaling greasy carbshit like a garbage truck

>>18015031
How to escape from the egg fort

>>18015168

>>18001913
>cram 'em in

>>18015180
I have rosacea, my mother has it, I'm pale as a vampire, blonde hair, mixture of green and blu eyes and have acne on my back.
He's still a sunburnt fat fuck and escalating his red hue by eating garbage.

>>18011425
>Sneeden & Binland NATO membership

>>18012854
The heat of the reference cooks the poster

>>18001050
>>18001056
>>18001059
Eat big to get big.

>>18006451
have you ever been around a cow? they're basically giant golden retrievers

>>18004900
These mukbangers have to be bulimic.

>>18015508
Just high metabolism bro

>>18004915
The heat of the cabbage cooks the egg

>>18014854
What a waste of a cute belly.

>>18001050
It it true sumo wrestlers cant wipe their own ass?

>>18014481
This is clearly nippon propaganda, just like those chinese traditional medicine studies. If you see the sumo guys, they don't look that strong for the numbers they supposedly cite there, they would have massive shoulders and traps

>>18011335
>A full course meal

Oh come on noone's that dumb

>>18001839
How the fuck do you make a "liquid" like that
I mean, I went to school and know basic chemistry, but how do you make this in your own kitchen
I can't even tell if it's just chunks of solids or a goo or what

>>18001909
The idea looks like it could be a funny party gimmick. Might try it some time, but what the fuck is that cheese

>>18016235
Maybe you went to school, but you didn't pay attention.
Ooleck is just water and cornstarch.

>>18001929
>it doesn't stop

>>18002480
the amount of cheese and sauce is fine and all, but why does he eat like a pig?

>>18016235
Check out what it does when you vibrate it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zoTKXXNQIU

>>18006432
/ck/ heritage meme.

>>18016362
what the fuck. this would make for some great special effects

>>18006432
How?

>>18004720
talk about fucking overkill, it never stops lol

>>18016235
don't underestimate jack's incompetence

>>18009119
some people, they say he was born in there, others? that he will die in there.

>>18001839
is this Jack making a non-Newtonian fluid to coat his wings? Classic Jack.

>>18001508
That seems so convenient.

>>18016821
by accident

>>18002480
This nigga is bot doing well.

>>18016235
he added way too much cornstarch and turned it into oobleck

>>18004720
nobody makes this shit
i fucking hate these content farms

>>18009266
the heat of the rice cooks the egg

>>18001839
oobleck fried chicken

>>18017587
no it doesn't

>>18017587
The heat of the rice cooks the fish.

>>18002480
one of the most british faces I've ever seen

>>18017640
>normal ass grilled cheese made
>still 50 secs left in the webm
yeah im not watching the rest it can only go wrong

>>18017603
Don't be racist

>>18001508
>kill me

>>18001508
>hold on real quick, my cow's empty

>>18004915
I love One Meal A Day. Such a comfy channel. For a long time I thought he was a chubby girl.

>>18017991
>One Meal A Day
Just checked it out. Looks like a fun channel.

>>18010720
bearnaise is like hollandaise. This is a brown gravy, most likely a brown stock reduced and/or thickened with roux

>>18017615
the rice is cold

>>18003121
>>18003104
You are so innocent it's funny.

>>18001909
>chicago must be nuked
Sure, but not for the reasons in that webm.

>>18001913
I feel like this would be fine as a "hot dog loaf" that you serve between slices of bread, but then I wonder why you would go to those lengths when a sliced hot dog is just as good.

>>18003121
It's scripted so that you know how HECKIN' spicy it is!

>>18015809
It is propaganda, but it's also not entirely untrue. Sumo wrestlers are fat, but they have a lot of muscle and are pretty strong. Granted, they are not strong in the powerlifter sense as that's not what they train for. Powerlifters train to lift heavy; sumo wrestlers train to compete against other wrestlers. It's not much different than UFC and it wouldn't surprise me if most sumo wrestlers had average welterweight physiques if they went on a massive cut.

>>18003505
Average woman, probably not but some girls just like fat dudes. Especially one that can provide for them and their kids financially.

>>18019271
>>18015809
I should be clear that I'm not comparing sumo to UFC (or boxing) in a technical sense but in the context of general one-on-one/man-to-man competition.

>>18013261
>>18013277
>>18001050
BROS... where do I watch sumo?

>>18006432
HDEGOWBATE?

>>18019287
whenever a tournament is going on you can just watch streams on youtube, just google "sumo live". You need to be a night owl though. Next one starts july 10.

>>18019287
This pastebin has links to streams when tournaments are going on and other general information
https://pastebin.com/iCCNsZhq

There are threads on /sp/ when a tournament is active (next one in July and tourneys happens every odd month). In the off-season, we have sumo threads on /xs/

>>18015796
Japan uses bidets so it's a non-issue

>>18017640
>>18017769
IT'S JUST A GRILLED FUCKING CHEESE JON

>>18011391
Throwing things on a scale is a great way to destroy it so it will never be accurate again.

>>18009460
>minecraft autist's egg storage room

>>18019328
That's a hell of a lot of work for someone to avoid flipping an egg in a tablespoon of butter

>>18020181
I hate snobby fancy people and their food. Fuck is this shit?

>>18009171
The temperature of the egg cools the hot piece of meat

>>18002874
spit on him for being a filthy fucking scandi

>>18020296
Posting this shit should warrant a permanent ban

>>18020685
you should be permanently banned from life, for taking trannyjannoid cock
now enjoy my awful shitposting, you dumb nigger
lol

>>18020678
He's a Turk living in Denmark

>>18020705
kill yourself you fat piece of shit

>>18010389
cope more Jim-Bob

>>18021770
Seen it tons of times, never gets old.

>>18012860
It's clearly not making contact with the pan, anon. There's plenty of valid reasons to hate this guy that you don't need to make things up.

>>18021770
How fucking high is this kid?

>>18020715
>a nation of immigrants

>>18009192
I hate italians whining about pasta and this webm still made me mad

>>18012815
lol how is this even close to 3000

>>18021795
how touching of the parent to post this on tiktok to get famous instead of feeding their own children.
Kinda funny how chinese tiktok always show some "great" ingenuity with bullshit (sometimes handmade) products or look at my independent kid doing shit a good parent should probably do

>>18009804

>>18019401
rip byamba

>>18006432
he doesnt need to get out

>>18015767
Considering that you called his former belly "cute" no wonder he wanted to lose it

>>18019769
Especially since you don't even need to flip the egg if you want to cook the white. Just put a lid on it and wait.

>>18023018
This is like if I told you "Considering you called her former tits "tasty" no wonder she wanted to lose them"

>>18021719
lmao

>>18023098
Guys rather consider themselves hard and handsome while women soft and cute, different sexes have different descriptions in palatable appearances for themselves

>>18022568
>nooooo don't put heavy cream and cheese in the heckin pastarino it's like anuddah messina earthquake mamma mia

>>18023118
Cool but that doesn't change what I said.

>>18009255
its a thin ass cut of tiny meat and he chews it for 11 seconds before the video ends, where he probably will chew it for longer. how the fuck long do you want people munching away at a slice of meat that probably weighs less than 1 gram?

>>18023136
It changes everything you said by countering what you described as a possible male trait by trying to argue against my claims by using a example of a female's desired body traits when in fact I was referring to male traits which have different standards. Most men do not see "soft abdominal section" as a desirable trait

>>18009241
I get raw eggs in rice because it adds a custardy texture, but just dipping ribeye in scrambled eggs is weird. It's probably just a cultural meme like how Chicago chimps out over ketchup.

>>18023154
I don't care. That still doesn't change what I said. You're just justifying a stupid reason to get rid of something nice for them, I could do the exact same thing for women with big tits who want breast reduction. Women don't typically like getting hit by creepy losers and having heavy weights, but as a straight guy you still presumably like big tits anyway and don't want girls to get rid of them, right?

>>18023156
>custardy
Weird way to describe the texture of mucus.

>>18023172
The heat of the rice slightly cooks the egg such that it creates a creamy, pudding/custard-like texture. It adds no real flavor though. Hence why the nips put soy sauce in there too.

>>18023165
a fat gut is not nice for anyone, chubby chaser, where as big tits are always desirable.

>>18023179
I have never rice cook an egg and I never will.

>>18023190
A fat gut is nice for everyone, chubby chaser, whereas big tits are attached to garbage.

>>18023165
So you're saying that you're a creep that likes oogling fat deposits in the male abdominal region? you know almost nobody shares you're disgusting and low standards of a kink. Also, why are you oogling guys in the first place?

>>18023191
>I have never rice cook an egg
to be what even more can do like?

>>18023200
Tits are just fat deposits too, y'know. Why are you oogling the inferior sex anyway?

>>18023191
You aren't missing much. Like I said, the egg adds no real flavor but it makes it "taste" creamy and fatty but that's it.

>>18023201
its just 1 word bro its not hard to figure out

>>18023203
>ooling the inferior sex
It's called heterosexuality, it's what men with dignity have unlike yourself

>>18023221
Dignity? Sounds more like you just see yourself as ugly to me. Why would you ask how anyone could see a male as attractive? You've got that low of an opinion of yourself? Or maybe you actually are ugly.

>>18010490
I went to a tonkatsu restaurant where you have to grind your own sesame for the tonkatsu sauce using one of those

>>18023194
yeah all those fat fucks dying from heart disease and diabetes must think its real nice being short of breath all the time and losing the feeling in their extremities because blood can't pump through their body properly. fucking retard enabler.

>>18023229
My apologies that we can't come to the same conclusion about sexual preferences [spoiler]But at least I'm not gay like you lol

>>18023249
Ten bucks says any sumo wrestler could crush you like an ant, stickly.

>>18023251
Sorry to hear that.

>>18023130
kek

>>18022568
>I hate italians whining about pasta
I have a hard time believing that if putting cheese in pasta made you mad.

>>18009202
the heat of the egg cooks the rice

>>18022756
What the fuck was he trying to do?

>>18022756
why did he do it

>>18009171
I was waiting for Weins’ face

>>18013040
>>18022584
I ask again, where's the weight proportion? Asians are very small

>>18025809
I found the source, it says it's 4.7kg of naporitan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CztlTqrbepw
Say the pasta is 3kg and the sauce is the rest, that's like 6000 + 2000 calories.

Somebody post the ramsey scrambled eggs webm please

>>18023254
>fat people can crush things with their morbid weight
wow epic conclusion genius. see this guy right here? >>18019401 the sumo champ? he died in his 30s because of the toll their diet takes on their bodies and hes not the only sumo wrestler to die young. the average sumo wrestlers life span is 20 years shorter than the average japanese males lifespan due to fatness being a disease. yeah being fat is so fucking le based and epic and cute. fucking retard

>>18026291
Sounds like a him problem, not mine.

>>18026258

>>18026304
thats the problem with fetishfags like you, specifically fat fetishists. you don't give a shit about people or whats best for them, you just think with your dick or your fetishes. "someone dies early and has a myriad of health problems? not my problem I just want the fat guy bear dick! better start enabling!" its hilarious to me how fags wanted so desperately 20 years ago to prove they were just normal people with different attractions to gender and that they totally weren't the sexual deviants the right wing painted them as, and then 20 years later the fags just start proving everyones initial assumptions about them right. Just a bunch of mentally deranged porn addicted coomers and fetishists.

>>18026683
Do you think about the health or mental condition of the women you watch get fucked? Did you know that some of them die from various health issues for one reason or another? Guess you can't watch porn anymore, damn.

>>18026688
>>18026683
Also, liking thicc isn't a fag exclusive fetish. Pornhub has a chubby section. Damn, you hets are fucking monster sexual deviants. Should just kill all of you.

>>18022613
have sex, incel

>>18023578
>>18023584
it's clearly staged, you autistic idiots

>>18026701
I specified fat fetishists and not fags specifically in my FIRST sentence, didn't I, you illiterate faggot?

>>18026688
nice projection coomer, pornography is for degenerates and SHOULD be banned for what its done to society.

>>18026717
>I specified fat fetishists and not fags specifically in my FIRST sentence,
Too bad your shitpost wasn't one sentence long then.

>>18026709
H-H-HOW DARE YOU CALL ME AN INCEL DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE?
YOU'RE CANCELLED BUDDY

>>18026719
Good thing people with reading comprehension can recognize that the 2nd sentence was a separate idea about your personal sexual identity and the conduct of modern homosexuals and disconnected from the first sentence, fucking coomer retard.

>>18026735
>2nd sentence was a separate idea about your personal sexual identity and the conduct of modern homosexuals and disconnected from the first sentence,
I like how you freely admit you just went into a fucking retarded non-sequitur.

>>18026748
my point was already made. I just threw in a last part as an insult towards faggots and the fact they lied about not being sexual deviants at heart. seethe and cope faggot chubby chasing enabler. I like how you entirely stopped trying to argue the points and resorted to whining about mean words

>>18026754
I'll feel bad about liking porn once the billions of other people who watch porn stop. Thanks.

>>18026392
I can't stand that douche.

>>18002480
>Shirt's clean.

>>18009200
Someone reverse this plox.

>>18026929
His patties are smaller and his burgers look easier to eat.

>>18027664
They're the same damn size.

>>18027803
His patties are barely larger than the bun.

>>18020181
>attempts to make cheap trash look good with fancy garnishing and sauce wipes
>most of it still looks terrible
there is not shape or colour harmony in most of those platings for fucks sake

>>18004720
This enrages me to no end.

>>18027888
irrelevant to vertical size.
stop being the way you are, asshole.