/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i'll just pour the money down my throat and either die before or kill myself after the money runs out

>>18020073
>$50,000 to open a restaurant
hope it's just a barbecue pit out of the back of your pickup.

>>18020077
Found the trailer trash drunk
>>18020081
>buying new
>buying named brand
Which ivy league school did you graduate from?

>>18020073
50k would barely cover stock

>>18020088
>ivy league school
i didn't need school.
i was initiated into the illuminati very early on.
you'd be surprised who you find in there.

>>18020073
>Loan
No thx schlomo, ur not gonna rape me with ur interest.

>>18020101
so no jews at all?
wtf

50k barely pays for front of house renovations these days.
Fixed menu House bread
>Apps
Waffle fries
Soup de jour with bread
Cream of mushroom soup with bread
Salad with seasonal veg with house dressing with bread
Cheese/charcuterie board top tier bullshit. Salty ass meats and creamy cheeses.with bread
Sauteed seasonal veg medley.
>Entrees
Sweet Italian sausage burgers on good ass bagel with salad.
Buttermilk fried chicken with fries.
Ruben with fries.
Reverse sear ribeye with crispy potatoes (baking soda par cook), salad.
Seasonal sea food dish with pilaf, salad.
Some vegan non gluten bullshit. Quinoa or some shit with a bump of lemon and seasonal veg.
>Drinks
Whatever craft bullshit we can get.
Whatever bullshit the bartender comes up with.

>>18020073
Soup store

Some shitty pizza place with FNAF animatronics to attract zoomies and 12 year olds

>>18020073
24 hour chinese buffet

I will go to the store, buy 1 dollar worth of ingredients, and sell it to someone for 2 dollars as a sandwich, then just sit on the money for the rest of the year.

>>18020220
Add cum and monkiepox unf unf unf unf unf 3$

>>18020073
I take the loan, I escape to a thrid world shithole and live there for like 3 years.

>>18020073
Easy, taco truck.

>>18020073
Take a shit on the sidewalk and do a bunch of heroin.

>>18020148
What are the prices? How much are you making per plate?

artisanal grilled cheese sandwiches.

>>18020308
$50001 per plate

>>18020317
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

>>18020213
thats how you lose in record time

>>18020323
not in my town
a buffet at 3 AM would make a killing

>>18020073
Something in a third world shithole where $50k might actually be enough to start a restaurant because that barely covers 2 months rent in a 1st world country

>>18020073
With such a small amount of money I'd just open some basic tier take-out/delivery burger joint and make it really meme tier with a logo featuring a moustache/beard, retarded ''Anon's mean burgers'' tier name, stupid burger names, wrap them in brown paper etc. Hire some kiddos to drive cheap ass delivery scooters and flip the burgers myself. I'd probably work myself to death with late shifts and a shitty wage but otherwise it would be very hard to break even like that in a year.

>>18020365
Don't rent 2200sqft of space then

Sosij Roll e-wagon
Gas is too expensive for a normal wagon.

I'd work a charcoal grill to make burgers, hotdogs and chicken at some small stand near a college. Also some fries/onion rings and chili for chili fries and dogs.

>>18020073
This isn't the '90s, the only thing you can do with that is maybe a food stand or a food truck or a boba shop. Need to add another zero to have a real options.

>>18020373
So then I can cover 4 months rent and still not afford a buildout, wages, insurance, inventory, etc? Nah. I'll take the $50k to Penang or some place like that.

>>18020073
I rent a unit in a big industrial park. I make fresh cinamon doughnuts with a doughnut machine, Make some meat pies, and a couple of energy drinks. Small stall in the front of the unit for all the other factory workers, and then send a lunch lady dorris out in a caddy to building sites for their morning tea's and lunch.
Food cost on doughnuts is like 10%, pies is higher but I can bulk make them and freeze them, Energy drinks is like 4%.
I sell pull a 70k salary for two years, pay dorris 50k, Reinvest the rest in a newer van, maybe other shit, Then sell it the third year for 200k, clear the debt and blow 150k on whores and coke.

>>18020073
food truck, $1 grilled cheeses, nothing else, no hot sauce, no cokes, no nothing. $1 grilled cheese

>>18020308
These days 20-40$ an entree.
8-15$ for apps and 25$ for a board.
Water is 2$

Open a kosher sushi bar. Call it Sosume.

Idk, I make a lot of different things. Would just probably cook what I cook at home- mexican shit, American Chinese shit, American Italian shit, marrican shit, random self creations.

I would open the worst douchebag Vape cafe in town. No /chuds/ allowed, only non binary beings

>>18020073
>What kind of restaurant do you open?
Food Truck selling smashburgers and Mexican Pizza.
The later should get people lined up around the block.

>>18020073
I'd invest it in the drive thru bahn mi place near me. They sell bowls and pastries and coffee and tea as well. Seriously genius business plan

>>18020402
Yeah, seems like a roach coach or a food truck would be the thing for this price range.

>>18020469
Can you make change for a 5?

>>18020690
*graps you by teh thraot*
BACK THAT ASS UP?!

>>18020073
vegan sushi to appeal to the zoom zoom

>>18020101
Lol this faggot went to dartmouth

>>18020469
good luck. you're gonna have to sell 137 grilled cheese every day just to make $50000 in a year, not counting expenses

>>18020457
Why rent? There's a couple of girls down the road from me who make fresh doughnuts in a little travel trailer that they probably got for $500 on craigslist. They park in an empty lot in the commercial part of downtown.

>>18020073
That will barely cover the permits and fees to various government agencies.

I’ll pocket the $50k and continue running a fake restaurant on Doordash in Minecraft reselling Walmart deli food

>>18020073
A restaurant that sells spaghetti for $50000 a bowl.

Now I just need to find one sucker…..

>>18021000
Does this actually work out for you?

>>18020073
>hang up a sign in my kitchen window saying "Restaurant"
>invest $50k for a year
>pay back the loan and pocket the difference
>don't even have to beat the market because it's interest-free
Why would I want to work in the fucking s*rvice industry?

>>18020148
I would eat here

You're not opening a restaurant with only $50k

>>18021970
I can if I find a used food truck from the latest "foods I loved when I was eight" business to go under.

food cart
probably do coffee? for the high margins
find a local roaster and offer to sell their beans
find a couple of baristas to hire

done

1 dollar a pop

>>18020073
All my dishes have dairy from human women
All my dishes have an added "seasoning" from women's pussy juices
Milk drinks from human women as well

Basically a human dairy farm-to-table restaurant. People will come from farm and wide to sample my wares

I live in Utah. All I'd have to do is set up a soda fountain cart selling diet Coke with half and half, lime and coconut and marked up lofthouse cookies at one of the salt lake Farmers markets

>>18020073
>$49,999 worth of lotto tickets
>$1 worth of rope to neck myself if I don't win anything
Still smarted than trying to make money from a restaurant

>>18022220
This but with brap cows

>>18022254
Less chance of dying an early death too.

>>18020073
Food truck serving fruit milkshakes (think Cuban Batidos, no ice cream so they're lighter) in the hot months.

>>18022334
>foreign sounding jamba juice

>>18022386
Yup basically

>>18020073
a racist mexican restaurant

>>18022392
Like a restaurant where the Mexicans are racist towards you?
Or just a heavily stereotyped restaurant?

The first one reminds me of that hot dog place in Chicago where they are dicks (and also black) where some /pol/ guy went and called them niggers so they called the cops on him and simultaneously tried to fight him

I'd open a Kebab stand and pocket the rest, then just make money from the kebab stand by blowing up the competition