/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This is a /mu/ thread dude.

MCDONALD'S WILL MAKE YOU FAT
THEY SERVE QUARTER POUNDERS
THEY WILL PUT POUNDS ON YOU

>>18016737
But allow us to get philosophical here... What truly is/are some gusic?

>>18016721
People flock here to get down to the rock music

i whooped batmans ass

>>18016757
Little too jazzy of a question there bub

>>18016721
at least post a link you fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLtb74G7T1A

rock over london
rock on chicago
diet pepsi: uh-huh

>>18017313
>>18016721
It makes me happy that people know who that is.
Shame he died.

>>18017548
Same, what was this schizoid's name I forgot

>>18017555
Wesley Willis. He did a song about my favourite band after seeing them perform at a bowling alley in Chicago and the ensuing fight between said band and another band.
Years later, the band released a song about the fight, too, but no mentions of Mr. Willis. : (

>>18017370
>not knowing rock and roll McDonald's

>>18016721
Science Black Man at McDonald's

>>18016721
WHEATIES! THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS!

>>18018275
Not him.

>>18016721
>McDonald's hamburgers are the worst!
>They are worse than Burger King!
>A Big Mac has twenty-six grams of fat!
>A Quarter-Pounder has twenty-eight grams of fat!

A tiny picture of Wesley Willis is featured on a Quasimoto album

>>18016721
Suck a cheetahs dick OP

https://youtu.be/iSNfKxfhMnc

Has anyone ever been to the actual rock and roll McDonald's?

where has the clown disappeared off to

>>18016721
it was always rock n roll

>>18019670
He died from leukemia

BIRDMAN KICKED MY ASS

>>18019644
I been to a rock n roll hardees. They had my dinga ling on the free jukebox so we played that over and over https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiCSSIEUukk

make up that god damn crock of yeast
just like I say, eat some jellyfish with two big bricks on the top
make you a nice brick sandwich

>>18018338
It's clearly him anon

>>18020832
No.

>>18017313
I'm waiting for the Spiderman movie to come out that includes I Whipped Spiderman's Ass in its soundtrack.
They had one with Umberto fucking Tozzi but no Wesley Willis yet? The fuck is wrong with people?

>>18019644
They closed

>>18019814
f

>Rock over London
>Rock on Chicago
>Walmart: always the low price. Always.

>>18020037
came here to say this
SUDDENLY I JUMPED BACK IN MY BRONCO AND TOOK OFF LIKE OJ SIMPSON

>>18016721
Never thought I'd see Wesley Willis in /ck/. 10/10. Rock over, London. Rock on Chicago. Wheaties. The breffist of champions.

>>18016721
It is a good place to listen to the music

>THEY SERVE THE QUARTER POUNDER
>It WILL PUT POUNDS ON YOU

I dont get this thread. Is it crossposting from a different board?

Spider-Man thought he was bad
He was screwin' my date up
He was botherin' my girlfriend
He tried to cut her out of seventy dollars

>>18023713
fucking newfag.
https://youtu.be/GDFaEBjA7PU

>>18023841
Yeah never knew this existed

based willis thread he don't fuck around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI4FwMz-2UE

>>18024770
I hate zoomers so much

what a fucking inspiration
man had severe schizophrenia and made campy but honest music as an outlet for his hell rides
absolute legend

>>18025437
I'm 35

>>18025702
Yeah he was incredibly based. Wish u could've seen him live

>>18025992
*I

I remember this song from super size me

>>18026474
Super size super size the American way
Getting fat getting broke either way your gonna pay

>>18026474
I still hate that faggot for making them get rid of the super size option

>>18016721
I miss that big nigger like you wouldnt believe

>>18016721
Kids of Widney High are just as special and have more varied material
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUDgcnhGvz8

>>18026718
no, you're comparing apple to oranges, you ignorant little pig

>>18026866
Never understood that phrase.
>which do you like better, apples or oranges?
>SHTAHP! YR COMPARING APPLES TO ORANGES!!!!
>yes, exactly. which do you like better?
>NOOOOOOO!!! TOO DIFFEREEEEEEENT TO DECIDE!!!!
>okay, then which do you prefer, a big ol' dick in your pooper or anime girl vagina on your face?
>oh, agv, definitely.
>aren't they too different to compare?
>NOOOOO!!! THEY'RE EXACTLY THE SAME!!!

>>18026872
Meds, now

>>18026878
Too early.

>>18026878
And while I have you, what about the phrase "have your cake and eat it, too?" Well, what the fuck else am I supposed to fucking do with it? Take it out to see the latest capeshit at the cinema? That would be a waste. It can't appreciate the film. It lacks sensory organs. You're dumb for even suggesting it. Whoever heard of a cake enjoying the deep, philosophical ramifications of The Batman? Absurd!

>>18016721
Why isn't there a rock and roll burger king?

>>18023708
funny kit

>>18026890
once you eat the cake you don't have it anymore, dummy

>>18026522
How fat are you?

>>18027600
Exactly. It has no other purpose. So why the fuck would anyone have a cake if not to eat it? They're not good bowlers. They don't wear sweaters. They don't play drums. Cakes exist exclusive to be eaten so the phrase "have your cake and eat it too" is fucking stupid.

>>18029002
Anon, this is a thread about rock and roll McDonald's

>>18029036
>Wesley Willis thread
>Schizoposting
No, it checks out.

>>18016721
that would be cool if they actually played rock and roll at mcdonald's

>>18029058
True

>>18029002
it's about people who can't face the consequences of their actions
someone who would eat the cake and then cry and fuss about the cake being gone
it's meant to ridicule people who are like this, for instance someone who repeatedly cheats on their spouse but then gets butthurt when the spouse files for divorce, or someone who repeatedly plays hooky from work and then bitches and moans to everyone when they get fired
basically they think they can have it both ways, because they are retarded, they think that after eating the cake, the cake will still exist

>>18029607
Don't people learn the concept of object permanence before they even start crawling?

>>18029641
don't people learn what a metaphor is in elementary school?

>>18016721
she about to rock Ronald McDonald