/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>insert soijak

>>18012464
Shit texture, smell will be a bit off, and overall bad experience.

>>18012464
If they're anything like plant based burgers, the first bite will be fine to actually pretty good, but the second will seem gross and each bite thereafter gets progressively worse to the point where you would never finish the burger

>They smell great from smell alone

>>18012464
You think you are eating plants but you are actually eating bugs. In your mouth those plants will transform into bugs. In your stomach those plants will transform into bugs. In your ass those plants will transform into bugs. YOU HAVE BEEN FAKEPLANT BUGGED!

>>18012468
>>18012471
They don't have a lot of fat so I'm excited to see what the flavor is without fat

>>18012475
Yeah they smell good, are you here in my kitchen to smell them?

>>18012476
Yup, summer truly is here
How was 7th grade?

>>18012464
>Chick'n
>Vegan
How is this not false advertising? Just by putting an apostrophe in there? It's like those JUST EGG things that contain no eggs

Going in the oven right now for 17 minutes

>>18012464
They're okay but the meat texture is usually a bit soft. You might want to bake them a little longer to make sure they're crispy. They're also low in fat so you might want to dip them in something rich and creamy to really be satisfying.

>>18012494
Chicky nuggies ;-)

>>18012496
Yep got that covered

They're pretty good. I'd say expect to enjoy them when they're done in 10 minutes.

First impressions. They are salty, slightly chewy with a chicken taste followed by a crunchy dough. The aftertaste after its swallowed tastes like chicken. I like them they are really good.

>>18012605
Sound horrid

>>18012605
>>18012494
>>18012464
why wouldn't you just buy regular chicken nuggets?

>>18012494
>>18012605
why the fuck does your pan and plate look exactly like mine

>>18012642
I live inside your house, don't come to the kitchen

>>18012629
Processed meat causes cancer, High calories and high fat isn't good for your health

>>18012649
So you replaced one unhealthy processed food with an even unhealthier, even more processed food? Why don't you just learn how to cook?

>>18012659
Meat causes cancer.

>>18012649
Why not:
>spend $5 on a pound of chicken breast
>cut into strips
>bake for 30 min at 350 degrees
>eat
Much simpler, not processed, cheaper, and healthier

>>18012674
Oh I see. So this is a thinly veiled vegan shill thread. Who could have guessed. Also no it doesn't.

>>18012676
For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.

>>18012679
Based fellow ketoschizo CALLING OUT ALL THOSE VEGAAAAAAAAAAANS

>>18012679
Meat causes heart disease which the average American overconsumes. You can choose to ignore reality if you wish

>>18012691
Vegans will face the wall juse the same as ketofags.
God intended us to be omnivores and enjoy ever aspect of His bounty
To reject any aspect of that is to reject God, and will be punished.

>>18012691
I'm not a ketofag either. I'm not a fatty and I don't have brain damage, which means I don't subscribe to retarded meme diets.

>>18012698
Yeah it's the meat that's the problem. It's not the corn syrup, sugar drinks, and factory slop seed oils. It's the thing that all mammals have eaten for millions of years that's the problem. Good thinking.

>>18012683
>it’s a cheese or roast beef sandwich again

>>18012706
>not even per capita
What the fuck is this retarded shit graph?

>>18012714
If it were per capita then it would show saturated fat consumption declining while heart disease still increased, making my point even more poignant.

>>18012722
>if
It’s literally nothing unless it’s per capita. Your point doesn’t exist.

>>18012738
You have very poor reasoning skills, probably on account of the lack of meat and animal fats in your diet.

>>18012464
check out beyond's chiken tenders

i feel like regular chicken nuggets people are used to are all filler anyways kek
may as well eat plant nugs

>>18012518
>>18012494
flyover tastelet confirmed

>>18012464
Haven't had those specifically but to be honest I've always thought the common fake chicken products are perfectly fine, they're just very obviously not chicken to the point that it seems fucking stupid trying to market them as chicken replacements instead of just as their own thing.

>>18012706
>Line showing heart disease deaths already increasing at a steady rate while the sneed line is basically staying still
>Deaths continue to increase at a similar rate despite the sneed consumption increasing in sporadic jumps following little to no pattern
>Deaths plateau and decrease despite the oil consumption continuing to increase rapidly

Yes this is definitive proof, I WILL trust the science™

>>18014534
And yet you believe that saturated fats cause heart disease despite a strong inverse correlation. Really gets the peanuts rolling.

>>18014692
>strong inverse correlation.

let's go to a cardiac clinic and we'll let you see how inverse the correlation is.

>>18014712
See? i was right. You are a literal brainlet and you're too stupid to realize.

>>18014733
>You are a literal brainlet

nothing makes me quake in my boots knowing that i am facing an intellectual titan more than this statement

whOWOAOWOHoaaoaoOAoaoAaoa what if we look at the graph of sugar consumption

oh no

>>18014740
>t-that's a weak positive correlation so it means nothing because I said so
>t-that's a strong inverse correlation but it's irrelevant because I said so!
yeah you truly are enlightened

>>18014692
Nigger I never mentioned saturated fats, take your meds

>>18014788
The people who shill for seed oils are the same people who shill against saturated fats. Anyone who believed that saturated fats are healthy wouldn't subject themselves to sneed oils.

>>18014796
Meds
Now

>>18014803
>double responds to same post pretending to be a different person
>U DA SCHIZO!!!11
get a grip

>>18012649
>avoid processed meat and high fat/calorie foods
>mix soybean paste with enough chemicals to make chernobyl blush, bread it, deep fry it, and serve it with a side of buttermilk ranch and orange-dyed sugar syrup
I'd tell you to kill yourself if you weren't already.

>>18012649
replacing it with another processed food isnt going to change anything
make your own non-meat nuggets and freeze them if you must

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpZfZPpMVaI
even this guy can throw something together without relying on globohomo's soy factory

>>18014815
First time I drank soda in over a year and actually I used ketchup instead. By the way I read the packaging and I didn't see any chemicals nowhere near as many as meat. Most of it was just soybean and chickpea related stuff also there is no fat so nope I think I'm safe from a heart attack ketolard