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18007340 No.18007340 [Reply] [Original]

heres your pizza bro

>> No.18007347

>>18007340
I asked for no cheese

>> No.18007376

>>18007340
no sides, you want me to starve?

>> No.18007388

tf is going on with his pants?

>> No.18007391

>>18007340
Thanks, but can you cut the crust?

>> No.18007395

also, why is the sidewalk made of pizza?

>> No.18007424

>>18007395
that was the order, sir

>> No.18007434

>>18007340
That's a a fairly small amount of pizza for the average person, I'd say? The main reason pizza cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of pie in that timeframe, but I could easily.

>> No.18007440
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>>18007376

>> No.18007443

No box?

>> No.18007444

>>18007347
we only serve cheese pizza on 4chan

>> No.18007458

>>18007340
IT’S FUCKING BURNT

>> No.18007464
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>>18007340

>> No.18007509

>>18007340
Wait a sec... Is that one of them there AI creations? That pic?

>> No.18007618

>>18007434
based

>> No.18007624
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I demolished this pie last night. My blood pressure was off the charts at my doctor this morning

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>>18007340
>>18007340
>heavy breathing ensues
Bwank you

>> No.18007646

>>18007340
>Try to degrease the pizza
>Fall inside
>Keep slipping like a 1940s movie

>> No.18007656

>>18007444
dangerously based trips
consider yourself checked

>> No.18007662

>>18007624
Is that weed

>> No.18007667

>>18007662
yes it is young man how did you know that?

>> No.18007741

>>18007662
>>18007624
No it is green chorizo. Also regular chorizo

>> No.18007759

>>18007340
This is like average in America Michael Jordan

>> No.18007774

>>18007340
Manlytears delivering pizza?

>> No.18008937
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>>18007662
1v1 me scrub i'll take u to the cleaners

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>>18007340
but my pizza already came out of the oven

>> No.18009487

>>18007340
You should see the mozzarella sticks,I couldn't even get them through the front door!

>> No.18009489

>>18007424
:^)

>> No.18009492

>>18007774
classique

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>>18007340
You call that little thing a pizza?

>> No.18010029
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18010029

Ate one of these for dinner, and it was actually pretty good. The crust wasn't too dry like on other cauliflower pizzas I've tried.

>> No.18010816

>>18007662
if it is, that'd be a $400 pizza here

>> No.18010825

>>18007340
Now slice t onto 57 pieces, a D I tip you a dorrar.

>> No.18010917

>>18007340
I asked for ONLY 14" YOU SICK FUCK

>> No.18010934

This is an AI image

>> No.18011009

>>18007662
dude

>> No.18011016
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18011016

i love pizza but i don't like cold pizza or reheated pizza
life is suffering

>> No.18011021

>>18007340
why is his torso so long

>> No.18011030

I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords.

>> No.18011031

>>18007624
mmmmm looks good

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>> No.18011110

>>18011099
DO THEY REALLY

>> No.18011222

>>18011099
what kind of mage is she? pizzamancer?

>> No.18011226

>>18011222
Romancer

>> No.18011230

>>18011009
lmao

>> No.18011231

>>18011099
3

>> No.18011278

>>18011231
it's actually 1 with 3's outfit