/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why would i ever be jealous of a fat pathetic loser who eats 2000 calories worth of sugar and sodium

No jealousy no.
Lots of pity tho.

>>17997065
if you just went to the damn restaurant you could get all of that for under 15 bucks

>>17997068
>2000
not fat, i fast for days at a time to be able to do this
>>17997073
cry about it

>>17997079
but this will be free after i jew ubereats

>>17997092
>not fat, i fast for days at a time to be able to do this
Why not make something good? Mcdonalds food is bad for your body and soul man. Future "you" is going to be disappointed in your present self, man. Make that future possible outcome a reality, and put down that shitty food.

>>17997065

>>17997111
i eat clean 98% of the time. unfortunately i am not immune to the convenience of goyslop

>>17997065
OP is a fat tub of monkey shit.

>>17997122
Yea, alright, we all need our simple pleasures. I hope you enjoy your meal and evening, anon.

>>17997065
>eats a pile of dog shit
>"all for me btw. jealous?"

>>17997116
>>17997135
>>17997179
keep coping guys it's cute
sorry that i can consume in moderation and you can't
>>17997138
i will thanks baby

>>17997065
$3.69 for a McDouble is daylight robbery

>not ordering a basket of fries for $3

>>17997065

Looks good to me, the coffee is a nice touch too. Enjoy your meal.

>>17997065
You paid $34 for a fast food meal for one and then you're gonna be hungry in less than 8 hours where you'll pay $34 for another fast food delivery breakfast.

if you're gonna eat all that in one sitting, no im not jealous of your 600lb life

>>17997239
paid nothing besides the tip you dumb cunt
>>17997245
almost tapped out after the nuggets and fries but struggled through one of the mcchickens as penance. you're retarded btw and probably fat yourself or some replusive skelly

>>17997065
I'm sort of pleased that you got a Medium Coke, and the optional add on is that it's a Large Coke.

>>17997300
>you're retarded btw and probably fat yourself or some replusive skelly
says the husk of a man ordering $30 worth of mcds for one sitting
make better life choices

>>17997310
that's how all the drinks are formatted idk why, honestly forgot how big a large actually is

>>17997334
I understand that's just the formatting, but something about it is funny to me.

>>17997333
>>17997333
maybe you didn't read the rest of the thread but i know you read the first sentence of that reply so why are you being such a faggot?

>>17997187
>i will thanks baby
Kevin?

>>17997111
Based trips of truth.
OP wasted his cheat-day on very inferior food. I can understand the occasional craving for cheap fast food, but this can easily be satisfied with one double cheeseburger or something to get the specific taste. Afterwards you can Move on to nicer meals again.

>>17997370
who?

>>17997065
not really no

>>17997370
what?

>>17997359
why are you so fat?

>>17997383
i get one cheat day every 6 weeks and rarely is it goyslop. you niggers just don't get it and you never will.

>>17997065
>nuggets
cool.
>sauce
no.
>mcchick
no.
>mcdub
no.
>soda
no.
>fires
cool.
>coffee
cool.
>caramel in coffee
no.

>7 dollary doos for two McDoubles

Do fast food eaters really?

>>17997485
what? no sauce?

>>17997490
it's the jewbereats tax, think they're $2 each normally

>2 McChicken $6.78
>2 mcdoubles $7.38

Please tell me this is Canadian dollar or something no way it's already ~$3.50 for these fuckers

>>17997187
if you weren't a fat fuck you would have had your hand in the picture, fat fuck confirmed

>>17997065
Why does two mcdoubles cost 7.38?

you guys are retarded

>>17997191
>2.29 for a medium coke
isnt it 0.99 for a large?

>>17997065
Have some self-respect, anon.

>>17998616
Yeah all soda there is 99 cents unless yoi get appraped

>>17997065
post BMI

>>17997065
you could buy a nice steak dinner for that much

>>17997065
that looks pretty expensive
i though mcd was much cheaper in the us

i havent been in years, prefer making my own sandwiches these days

>>17997065
six-for-free!

>Medium fries is $4.50
What the fuck? When did it get so fucking expensive?

>>17997065
>jealous
yeah im jealous that shite like mcdonalds can feel satisfying to you

>>17997179
I unironically look like that
Tips?

>>17999731
uber raises the prices vs what you pay in store

>>17997191
Its pesos

>>17997065
>t. niko avocado

>>17997065
food in the current millennia just feels like movies, tv shows, video games to me. it's plastic like the rest of this garbage.

>>17997065
>medium fries
>medium fries
>medium fries
>medium fries

>thinking that's alot
Crispy chicken deluxe, large meal, quarter pounder with cheese by itself, x2 chicken and cheese, x10 nuggets, sausage muffin and either apple pie or ice cream.

I only eat shit food like this, hotdogs, pizza, etc once a month. I work away from home and when I fly home its always late at night so I just order some big fuck off feast eat like a pig, and sleep like a baby in my own bed.
Ill shit about 6 times the next day though

>>17999731
>ANSI

kys

>>17997065
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>>17997065
That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily

>>17997065
have fun burning all those calories

>>17997065
Not bad, I could probably do this. For me, it's QP w/C, 'o-Fish, Sausage McMuff, M Fry, L Coke, 2x Apple Pie

Post time stamped body NOW

>>17997187
>2540Cal.
>moderate even as OMAD

>>17997122
>convenience of goyslop
>fasts for days in preparation to eat fast food
Doesn't add up.

if you're going to stuff your face with toxic ooze you might as well get something actually good like wendy's

Fat fuck has no shame

>>17997111
Digits is correct.

>>18001016
stop eating so much

>>17997187
Looks good. id only swap out the mcchicken for a big mac but would still eat

>>17998589
I’d eat all twenty of those doughnuts

>>17997065
>pickle and mustard on McChicken

>>18005960
>noooo you have to eat the fast food goyslop as prepared

>>17997065
>2 drinks
Also how obese are you, seriously you must be a fucking huge sweaty cunt