/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18000846
Cum

>>18000846
Vodka from the freezer, ice, squeeze of fresh lemon. The cold from the vodka cucks the ex.

I take her out jogging then make a dirty martini with her sock sweat

my patented $3 liquid date rape--

everclear, seltzer, cranberry juice and ice in a pitcher with some orange slices floating in it. make sure to hide the everclear bottle and set out a nice bottle of peach schnapps on the table. for the implication.

211 (steel reserve)

>>18000000

>>18000876
imagine needing to date rape…lmao you are such a weak little cuck, just beat the shit out of her until she submits

If she’s the right girl you won’t have to drink. God blesses relationships that are pure and not based on drunken sex/ rape.

>>18000846
3 parts vodka 2 parts kahlua and ice cubes in a nice glass for each of us.

I'm playing starcraft 2 that bitch better be fucking hot or else imma 8pool this other slut up the ass

1.5 Oz Citrus Vodka
1.5 Oz Sour apple pucker
1 oz Midori
1 oz Triple Sec

garnish with cherry. Strong af but great tasting and sweet

>>18000894
Nice bait anon

>>18000846
we are drinking water
Fiji Water if she is picky

>>18000894
My only successes with sex and dating have involved alcohol at the beginning. Nothing would have happened without it.
Alcohol has helped me more than your so-called "God" ever will.

>>18000863
This reminds me of that old /b/ recipe that involves vodka, a frozen Gatorade and a banana. i think Sprite was involved too. Which i understood makes puke.

>>18001202
psht dont act like you don't have that knockout punch recipe in a folder somewhere. just after a recipe pic thread? you ain't foolin nobody anon-kun.

I usually just break out some fancy water. The key is that I'll use it as a chaser for my Rohypnol. After a while I'll black out and wake up later alone in the dark. But it gets me out of an awkward dinner date and conversation and I can trick them into thinking I have narcolepsy instead of extreme insomnia.

>>18000846
That's why I always have a couple of cheap white wines.

>>18000846
pinot grigio
whiskey
sambuca
guiness

>>18000846
10 minutes isn't much notice especiall at 1:31AM on a Sunday morning so nothing around me is open, that said I have a large bottle of Gerogi vodka in a cupboard that's unopened.
Is the girl at least hot? I'm not wasting a bottle of vodka on a cow.

>>18000846
bitches love wine and ive got a heap of it

>>18000846
Ohh, wait, sorry, I forgot it was your imaginary GF, since you posted anime.

>>18000846
Water

>>18000846
I have things to do and places to be, not getting drunk in the morning. No way i'd date an addict woman every agane

>>18001651
this, and eggs.

Personally I'll be drinking tea. I don't like the taste of alcohol. But I'd probably pour her a glass of the cognac I use for cooking.

bitchs be drinkin wine
all drinking wane all that tame
girls night yaaaaas lol
also the bacardi, or ketel one flavors esp if eating disorder

>>18000880
>whatchu know bout that
>probably a lot

>>18000865
Based

>>18000846
I love making cocktails but I feel like it would be boring for her to watch me autistically measure egg whites and simple syrup. So probably whine or gin and tonic

>>18000893
I like the feel of beating them when their already unconscious

>>18000846
water

>>18000846
I only have whiskey and red wine in the house.
Maybe I could make some sangria.

>>18000865
Nice.

>>18002494
Almost puked a little

>>18000846
idk i chill with crazy FL bitches that drive lifted trucks, drink bud light and take xanax

>>18000894
sober sex get boring after about 1 month, if you're not tasting drywall and waking up with mysterious bruises you're doing it wrong

>>18000846
Bleach becacauae I'll probably fuck it up and give my brain yet another scenario to have flashbacks to.

>>18002069
no fight=no fun

>>18000846
pedialite bc i am sick with china virus

>>18002600
Lame
The trick is to get pissdrunk, start a fight over the TV and THEN fuck
Is not an even match is you are using your full brain capacity

>>18002633
tried that but she put smash mouth on the stereo and i couldn't stop laughing

>>18001193
>be fedorda man
>date rape girls

Not even going to pretend to he surprised. No morals will do that.

>>18002656
Yeah, Christians don't rape... girls.

>>18000846
Making a cocktail with a bit of rum, vodka, Grand Marnier, berry puree, simple syrup and a bit of lemon juice. Take some berries and puree it, then strain the liquid through a sieve to separate the seeds from everything else. Then I make some simple syrup and juice some lemons. Then combine as follows:

2 oz berry puree
1 oz rum
1 oz vodka
1/2 oz Grand Marnier
1/2 oz simple syrup
1/2 oz lemon juice

All shaken with ice and then strained out.

>>18002694
bro way to complicated just get skyy vodka and a Dr.Pepper chaser

>>18000846
I continue drinking my Mickey's malt liquor, Old Grand Dad, and Everclear sour and lock the door before she arrives. I paid good money for this alcohol and I'll be damned if I'm letting some cheap floozy steal some for free

>>18000846
whisky, my taste > her taste

50/50 mix of whiskey and ginger wine, with bruised mint leaves. if she doesn't want me at my worst she doesn't deserve me at my other worsts.

>>18002841
i prefer to taste her but you do you

>>18002849
>not doing whatever you want to her with her unconcious passed out body
missing out

>>18000846
Is she basic? Then a Woohoo or Sex on the Beach. Is she lower class? G&T's, and maybe a 6pack of semi-dry cider. Is she a raging alcoholic? A nice bottle of bourbon we can share taking bumps off of all night.

>>18000876
>the implication

i jerked off to this picture before and felt deeply ashamed afterwards.

>>18000846
>implying I'd let some drunkard use me to get her fix just because she has a cunt

>>18000846
hotdog water

>>18000846
Her piss

>>18002069
>beating them when their already unconscious