/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18000637
the restaurant staff at these places do a ton of shit to facilitate the process, numbnuts, let me guess, you've never lived in Japan and gone out with your Japanese friends and girlfriend and enjoyed yourself at a yakiniku place, right? no idea how delicious an ice cold lemon sour is while the heat from the oven's hitting your face? too bad bitch, just keep sitting at home in your flyover state and be mad at a world enjoying itself.

>>18000653
The heat of the oven warms the face

>>18000637
Damn you didn't have to announce that you have no friends or a GF to enjoy a nice time out with. Not even expensive either especially in Japan if you're not a fat fuck. Guess I took the b8.

can someone post that one anime scene where some british girl is making fun of japanese cuisine and I think she makes funny faces.

>>18000653

Koreans stole the idea and marketed it to the world as their own cultural 'korean' thing simply because they offer some kimchi at the start lol

>>18001038
I prefer Japanese style yakiniku over Korean BBQ, but everyone in Japan readily admits its a Korean dish. Annoyed a girl in Japan when I said my two favorite foods I had in Japan were Curry and Yakiniku

>>18000945
it's the other way around.

>>18000653
>let me guess, you've never lived in Japan and gone out with your Japanese friends and girlfriend and enjoyed yourself at a yakiniku place, right?
Right.

>>18000751
Seething Asian

I only went to 2 of these types of places when I visited japan but both places offered to cook for me

>>18001116
I'm white as fuck. You're just mad you dont have a qt3.14 asian gf or friends to sit around and get drunk at a yakiniku/kbbq. Post stomach.

>>18001072
do you have it

>>18000637
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>>18001175
this one?

>>18000945

>>18001192
Is the blonde chick supposed to be a white girl? Shes doing so many things wrong in that clip

>>18001189
yeah that one, thank you

>>18000637

they heat of the customer cooks the meat

>selling budget scraps of meat at a premium, dumb retards still pay for it because of the "experience"

>>18001559
It's clear you've never been to one. Post stomach.

>>18001192
She is right.

>>18001181
because weebs will buy it up anyway

>>18001192
Fuck weebs and all but I feel that chef, man. I could never cook for customers, at least I can tell my family what they’re doing wrong.

>>18001414
Never seen that one, but probably. Blonde+blue eyes is usually used to differentitate foreigners from the normal cast. Unless they're really tacky and colorful (and cute and pure) like pic related.

>>18001649
you first.

>>18000637
>japanese """""cuisine"""""

Suffering in Japan

Americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdsIcUN_xOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYIUaOCN8wQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdoWzqNWMBw

Argentines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr296MKM7IY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNZoVjKfC-E

Mexicans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAjU285Pe-g

Germans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMhtX5nakHA

Italians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GjSBOA6lhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkrgk3n_OUM

Canadians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLCCsj8eQe8

British
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC61G77W6FU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvwBcvSJtCE

Norwegian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqbbqA8guQo

Australians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k25a9oKp2qM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vH_4x7IrHw

Swiss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsVRiea6KT8

>>18001154
You're so angry lpl

>>18000739
kek

If being lazy and getting give. Food is your top concern just use uber eats you pleb

>>18001181
it all makes sense when you realise that Japan is the Britain of Asia

>>18001181
>literally just fish on rice
Your national dish is ground beef on bread, shut the fuck up

>>18001944
wikipedia.org/wiki/George_H._W._Bush_vomiting_incident

this isn't japanese faggot.
it's korean.
the japs took it from them.

>>18001181
Doesn't posting stale copypasta get old? I mean, do you giggle yourself to tears every time you do it? It seems like such a waste. Why not do something original, or have you no personality of your own?

>>18001944
I live in Japan and people here genuinely think that corn on pizza is delicious and some sort of hidden italian delicacy. People here are really fucking nuts about italian food but can never remotely cook anything like it. There are loads upon loads of "italian" restaurants here but when you go in it's always some weird fucking japanese ripoff where they fuck up all of the dishes by adding jap shit like raw squid and eel and shit to it and then they try to fucking play it off as "real italian food". It doesn't help that people here don't know what normal bread or cheese is. It's all fucking gross. I have not had any normal-tasting cheese in all the time I've lived here, and good bread is about as rare as a properly paid salaryman. These people are born on this island, they will live their whole lives on this island, and they will die on this island without ever tasting real bread or cheese in their life and that's just sort of sad. The worst part is that because no japanese person actually knows what real italian food is like, nobody can call restaurants out on this bullshit, everyone eats it all up and calls it "honto ni umaiiiii uwuwuwu" and everyone thinks this is what real italian food is like. It's just sad. "Oh rettsu addu fishu eggu andu seaweedu to pasta carbonara don't u kno this is how rearu itarian peeporu eat!". The worst part for me is that japan doesn't just massacre classic italian food like this, but they also do it with every other country's cuisine imaginable. French, spanish, mexican, turkish, you name it. They botch everything they come across as "wow foreign so cool" but it's never apparently fucking good enough unless they douse it in soy sauce and raw octopus to make it "authentic european" food. Don't get me wrong I love me some japanese food but fuck this country for ruining foreign food culture and fuck the people for being too retarded to not know what real food is like, even though they kind of can't help it, fuck em it's gross

>>18000637
>pay a premium
Dude it's like 4000円 for two hours of tabe/nomihoudai.
You can eat your fill and get drunk. There's no better deal, man.

>>18002443
Technically the Japanese have records in the Kodaiji from 700 AD that mention the use of a Shichirin for cooking fish.
So they have used a charcoal heated grill for cooking meat for over 1300 years in Japan, its a shame Korea doesn't have super old records of their history.

>>18000739

>>18000637
it's cheap and it's basically just an indoor grill
i'd say normal fucking meat for my grill automatically beats most american and eu places that put literally the worst shit on your plate.

>>18000653
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>>18000739
Kek

>>18000637
That's Korean. Most Korean bbq places sell sushi since it's hard to fill up on tiny meat strips.

>>18001068
Nah I don't believe that. Koreans think they've invented fucking everything. Hamburgers? Korean. Pizza? Korean. The nips cucked them so hard in ww2 they've become as schizo as those nigger israelis.