/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17994464
A if you're over the age of 7.

>>17994464
E. any other way is pure faggotry

E master race. A is for boring faggots who pretend their too mature and cool for four triangles.

>>17994464
C

C. Two cuts makes the sandwich fall apart.

>>17994509
Just add cheese

>>17994464
A, C and D are acceptable. Everything else is for children and faggots that like to diddle children.

>>17994464
C but slightly off centered so each side has 2 corners

B
I'm sick of people pretending crusts are good, they taste like burning and ruin sandwiches and pizza

>>17994539
ok child

>>17994464
C is best, D is acceptable
E and F are crazy
B is for retards and children

>>17994475
>t. big boy 7yo

>>17994464
get on my level, simpletons

>>17994464
I have marked the correct way to cut a sandwich, have no fear

D

>>17994586
>t. big mature man look how cool i am

>>17994464
C

A
you still have to take bites of the thing, so what's the point of cutting it beforehand

>>17994602
I concur.

>>17994470
you mean you're a lazy bastard that takes sliced bread seriously

G

the real question is if you cut down straight or at an angle. I'll tell you now only one way is correct

>>17994662
45% bevel cut

>>17994464
>A
Normal person
>B
Picky little body boy toddler had his mummy cut the crust off for him
>C
Also normal
>D
Defiantly neurodivergent
>E
for little kids who can’t take big bites
>F
Thinks the 90 degree angles protect your food from being overtaken by the creatures in your walls trying to get out from the corners in your house

E is for club sammies

Only Jews eat bread without the crust.
Cutting the crust off is like cutting your foreskin off

>>17994593
it simply creates the most sandwich

im more of a G man myself

>>17994688
D is the normal way sandwiches are cut for packed lunches, though, and I don't think there are that many neurodivergent housewives.

>>17994464
The real question is: what shitty toaster failed to completely toast the bread?

Am I really the only one who does it like this?
You get a strip in the middle that is nice.

>>17994719

>>17994464
For me; its K

>>17994464
Anything besides B because thats for lil bitches

>>17994837
isnt this the optimal way of cutting a sandwich that a supercomputer came up with?

>>17994602
This is the final evolution of the sliced bread sandwich

>>17995050
Yes

>>17994602
winner

>>17994464
>A
The best depending on the contents of the sandwich, if it's too heavy on the fillings or if it's a super low effort struggle meal (syrup sandwiches, PB&J, ect), there's no point to slicing it. Most sandwiches are fine like this

>B
I feel bad for anybody who grew up and never got shamed out of cutting off the crusts of their sandwiches. The crusts are good, usually not even noticable with most sliced breads. Still, in the privacy of your own home you may dine as you like, but you are a fucking child.

>C
The most versatile cut, of the options listed here it's the superior choice. Sometimes if your fillings are particularly unstable (I'm thinking like a tunafish or chicken salad), those corners make things fall out way easier, in which case no cuts or D has the edge.

>D
Only beats out C with unstable fillings or, rarely, when you wouldn't want to sever something diagonally, ie bacon strips on a BLT. There might be something else I'm not thinking of, but ultimately forgoing a diagonal cut is inferior, fat corners bump into the edges of your mouth and you miss out on the diversity in mouthfeel of C.

>E
Stylized, probably best if you're serving many slices of a sandwich and dressing them up for an event. In practical use, though, four cuts is much more niche than two cuts, the fillings need to be very stable or be adhesed by spread.

>F
Easily the worst cut of the choices above. More respectable than the arrested development of B, but otherwise it combines the worst of both worlds within D and E. I can't imagine why you'd ever do this to a sandwich.

>>17994602
>>17994654
>G
This is the winner. This elaborates on the superiority of C by making the angle slightly more shallow, expanding the pool of suitable sandwiches which could employ this cut. It's also much more interesting a look, and it's no wonder this style is applied to most restaurant sandwiches.

>>17994818
Bro?

>>17994464
You left a couple out, retard. But that was the whole point, wasn't it? Try harder for comments, and
JUST GO BACK.

straight cut, or bias cut?
hint: there's only one correct answer.

>>17994464
C2. Best option.

>>17995186
Not even gonna answer, we all know which one it is

>>17995186
This is so obvious that it may as well be a rhetorical question.

>>17995186
That isn't a hint you moron.

This makes more sense when you have bread from a tin with the expanded top bit, but I cut a bite-size strip, eat that. Then eat around the three crusted sides of the larger piece, leaving one ultimate final bite.

>>17994539
Y'autistic?

>>17994464
Anything other than A, C, and D, you are a child.

>>17994464
I like them all

>>17995186
i choose option c

>>17994464

>>17995300
hehe

>>17995275
E is what i do for other people if i'm making them a sandwich cos it's the best no crust edge to crust edge ratio and is nice to eat. making it just for myself i push the constituent parts into my mouth one after the other and make a stomach sandwich.

The only objectively and morally correct way.

>>17995332
for me it's the peano curve

>>17995311
>making it just for myself i push the constituent parts into my mouth one after the other and make a stomach sandwich.
Based and bachelorpilled

>>17995311
>>17995356
Forgot image

Done more evenly, obviously, but this when I have guests for tea. : )

>>17994464
「LESSON5」はこのために...
ありがとう...

>>17995413
i kneel...

>>17995300
DEAD ON

I pick option L

>>17995594
loss?

>>17995606
it's a sandwich

>>17994464
>A
Sure why bother
>B
For faggots
>C
High IQ
>D
Symmetry autism
>E and F
Commies

>>17995581

>>17995186
Why the fuck would you cut cigars?

>>17994464
A if i'm really hungry, it's so big. E if I'm not so hungry so it's more like 4 dainty sandwiches

>>17995627
Because you can't inhale smoke through the cap

>>17994464
C

>>17994464
who the fuck uses toast for a sandwich

>>17995620
bro you already lost

Do you ensure you perfectly divide every ingredient between the two sandwich halves? It's always possible with a single cut.

>>17995696
i like variety. more of some thing, less of another, adds to life. when i decide to have ketchup, i pour it on the fries so sometimes one is engulfed and others are naked.

>>17995713
yeah I used to be purely a dipper but lately I've been enjoying the pseudorandom chaos of drizzling ketchup on the fries so that each one is a different experience

>>17995667

>>17995667
>diagonal
oof, doomed to a draw.

>>17994509
this

>>17994464
Triangle cuts are proven to make the sandwich taste better

E if I didn't have to chop any vegetables, why would I waste time and water washing my knife?
E if I did have to chop vegetables because why would I waste my time cutting the sandwich?

>>17994464
D

>>17994539
>pretending crusts are good
Depends on the quality of the bread. Bad bread has crust that's stale and bland. But I've never heard someone say they didn't like the crust on freshly baked bread.

>>17994498
U

>>17994464
C>D>E=F>A>>>>B
Corners make eating easier but four pieces for a single sandwich is too many, am I supposed to have eight bites for a sandwich? Four? It should be like six.

>>17994593
this is risking the structural integrity of the sandwich

>>17994464

>>17996251
fuck you

Anything else is cope

>>17994464
this is how you cut an eat it

>>17994539
This, plus there is literally no fucking reason to cut a sandwich in the first place if you claim to enjoy the crust. Just eat through it. Oh you prefer to start in the middle? Why? Is it perhaps because the crust is the shittiest part of the fucking sandwich? And don't claim it's an issue with the filling, just arrange the fucking sandwich better if you're going to be that autistic about how your poor little ham slice doesn't reach the ends.
Yes I'm mad. The venn diagram of people who take issue with cutting the crust off & people who use the most bland disgusting fucking white bread is a perfect goddamn circle. I'm not cutting the crust off a fucking sourdough here, I just refuse to eat the cardboard chunks on the edge of a slice of wonderbread.

>>17994464
i always go with D the rest are quirky nonsense

>>17995881
you're just prolonging the inevitable

>>17994464
A, if it's too big to take a bite, C

>>17995881
>>17995909
yep

>>17994651
rancid? what a poser.
>>17995186
i'm not sure what that is but i don't want to cut it. i'm gonna poke a hole in it.

>>17996403
I only posted that because >>17995667 claimed the position is lost, when it clearly isn't.

It just makes the most sense

>>17994602
Based and breadpilled.

>>17994464
A or C. Only children choose B.

>>17994464
My mother used to cut like this when I was little, now I cut like this to my children, they seem to like it

>>17995696
only if you don't use more than 3 ingredients (2 if the cuts have to be perpendicular to the sandwich)

>>17994464
your forgot G, the classic opposite corner angle cut about an inch in from each of the two corners.

>>17994602

carbs bad

>>17997158

>>17994781
Have fun

>>17994654
daring

>>17995050
Based on what criteria? I am genuinely curious.

>>17997158
NOW I'M MOTIVATED

>>17994464
What fucking degenerate cut offs the rim are you fucking 5

>>17995606

>>17994464

>>17994464
Toasting bread causes cancer. Literally everyone in this thread is going to get it.

>>17998520
thank god

>>17994464
Do americans really cut off the crust? Are your teeth really that bad?

>>17994593
this is a game changer, volks

>>17994464
For me, it's F.

>>17998352
as with most neural networks, nobody truly understands the inner mechanisms or logic.

>>17996188
N

>>17996791
cozy :3

>>17994464
C cause I like that point.

C makes dipping better

>>17994464
A. Why would I bother cutting up a sandwich that small? If you HAVE to cut it, there's no reason to go further than halves, so C or D.

>>17996266
Your sandwich looked a little bland Anon, so I added some pepper!

Make sure you chamfer the edges. Wouldn't want someone to hurt themselves on their sandwich.

>>17998520
most things cause cancer

>>17999212
T

>>17996266
>Jelly
way to ruin it

>>17994602
Champ

>>17994464
Agreed. I prefer uncut. C or D if it must be cut.

>>17994602
no no no. that's unacceptable

>>17996423
You are a sped

>>17994602
i also do this

>>17994602
Explain why this is so popular.

>>17994464
except pornography

>>17998520
Unironically your attitude and mindset has a better shot at giving you cancer than toast

>>18000317
/vp/ is at least 50% arguing about porn at any given time.

>>17994464
Cut them in a way that won't upset children.

>>17999598
Thumbnail looks like a pair of panties with legs from a quick skim.