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17992507 No.17992507 [Reply] [Original]

i dip the pizza in the ranch

>> No.17992517

I put all the cinnamon on the pizza.

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>>17992507
>shitdick.jpg

>> No.17992521

no you can't

>> No.17992524

>>17992521
Can’t what, Honey?

>> No.17992530

use the spoon

>> No.17992531

Better yet: I won't let you.

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>>17992531
its done

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>>17992507
I like it when the sauce base is ranch but I don’t like dipping reg pizza in ranch cause marinara mixed with ranch is gross

>> No.17992547

>>17992538
>Call Debra. Tell her not to open the boxes.

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>>17992507
>i dip the pizza in the ranch
or else it gets the hose again

>> No.17992581

/thread

>> No.17992587

daerht\

>> No.17992590

my nigger. i bought a buffalo chicken pizza today specifically so I could ranch it up

>> No.17992595

>>17992590
Nooo not before you put tha blue cheese on it.

>> No.17992601

The garlic from the ranch seasons the pizza

>> No.17992700

i dip my pizza in bleu cheese

>> No.17992714

>>17992590
>buffalo chicken
>r*nch
Disgusting. I should honestly report everyone ITT who praises r*nch. This is an 18+ website and children are not allowed. You can't spell "raunch" without "r*nch".

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>>17992714
You can’t stop the ranch

>> No.17992840

I like pizza with ketchup. It's better than you'd think.

>> No.17992848

there's literally nothing wrong with ranch (the good ranch, not the bottled stuff) on pizza
people who freak out about it have emotional problems

>> No.17992882

i sprinkle the corn on the pizza

>> No.17992897

out here in the cornfield states, folks sure do love them some ranch

>> No.17992903

I mix ranch, bbq sauce, hot sauce, soy sauce, and honey and dip my pizza in that

>> No.17992929

>be from TX
>we drench all our food in ranch
>go to rural massachusetts for work
>go get lunch at shitty seafood joint with TX coworkers
>cafeteria style, so grab food then go pay
>sweet old guy im working with asks cashier for ranch
>shes a mean old boston bitch
>"wha the fuck you want ranch fuh huh? you dint order no salad"
>"oh im sorry miss, i just like to dip my fries in ranch"
>she glares at him and angrily hands him a ranch cup
>"actually ma'am, could I have a little more? I really like ranch!"
>she yells "oh muh fuckin christ" and just hands him the whole bottle

>> No.17992981

>>17992929
Wow what a whore. I would've given him three for free

>> No.17992990

>>17992507
the heat of the ranch cooks the pizza

>> No.17993040

>>17992524
mustard?

>> No.17993559

>>17992507
for me, it's spicy nacho cheese