/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Because we balk at the natural order. We allow the least of us to do more than exist but thrive. There is no real consequence to existing poorly.

>>17991223
>Go to jersey mikes to stuff my face with meat and bread
>have to interact with an actual girl
>akwardly mumble my order while looking at the floor because verbal interaction with a woman will make me jizz in my pants
>because of said mumbling, wagie doesn't hear order
>Call her a retard on an anonymous basketweaving forum

>>17991223
Zoomers fried their brain on social media, it's a common thing.
Their brain has trouble contextualizing information when most of it comes from indirect sources like their phone.

Also related >>>/g/87354221

>>17991246
you are an illiterate retard projecting your own social incompetence

>>17991260
You're a pot calling the kettle black

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>>17991266
My dick is big and I'm calling you both faggots so bend over

>>17991266
>her coworker re-iterates what I said to her
>her coworker re-iterates what I said to her
>her coworker re-iterates what I said to her
>her coworker re-iterates what I said to her
clearly someone there had a more functional brain than you

>>17991270
I'm holding a letter here that says that you in fact have a very small penis

>>17991274
It's not a letter from your mom who loves my girthy fat veinenstein.

>>17991272
>if one person heard it, everyone is able to hear it

Did you hear me calling you a faggot because a guy on the sidewalk just heard me shouting it out my window

>>17991287
>a lady some distance away from me heard me better than the lady right in front of me making my sandwich
but it's because I was "awkwardly mumbling"
yeah you're really fucking dumb

>>17991294
What the fuck do you even know about the distance to the other coworker?

>>17991297
because I could literally see them with my own eyes?
have you never been inside a sandwich shop in your life? do you even leave the house?

>>17991294
I'm sure she did roleplay-kun
>hey lady some distance away, you heard me ask for the tomato, right? Did you hear me ask her, I just want to verify that you, lady, some distance away, heard me ask.

>>17991300
See deez nuts

>>17991303
I didn't say a word to the other employee, this story you've invented is just you projecting your autism again.
no, she spoke up herself when she saw how confused the one making the sandwich got, because filling a gap on a sandwich is something a 12 year old should be able to figure out.

>>17991322
Most 12 year olds are not that autistic.

>NOOOOO NOT THE HECKING TOMATO GAP

>>17991223
Maybe the sandwich girl was zonked out from sleep deprivation after working 3 full time jobs just to afford rent, food AND transportation to go to work.

It's more common than you think.

>>17991331
and I suppose you're the expert on 12 year olds, you goalpost-moving autism-projecting weirdo.
If I'm paying $20 for a sandwich, you bet your ass I want it to be perfect. simple as.

>>17991344
$20 is nothing these days, stop living in the past

>>17991344
Telling you that your autism about tomatoes is stupid is not moving goalposts. '

The fact that you think an inch of space between two slices of tomato tells me that you are more autistic than an average 12 year old boy. I can say that confidently without needing to be an expert. Are you an expert since you can make bold claims about the abilities of sandwichmaking in a 12 year old?

>>17991355
>The fact that you think an inch of space between two slices of tomato makes a sandwich less perfect

>>17991354
redpill me on $40 sandwiches
>>17991355
>The fact that you think an inch of space between two slices of tomato tells me
think what now? you're seething so hard at being called out you can't even form a complete thought.
settle down, slow down, and try again buddy.

>>17991223
I don't go to this place unless I've got either a 2for1 coupon or a 10% off coupon. Not worth it otherwise.

>>17991377
>Didnt read corrections posted more than 4 minutes ago
>Calls other people illiterate

The irony

>>17991386
>correction
is that what it was? I thought it was a post making fun of you, considering you're saying "having a sandwich be imperfect makes it less perfect"
you really are pretty dumb aren't you?

>>17991397
>NOOOOO NOT THE HECKING TOMATO GAP

>>17991403
not an argument
I accept your concession in lieu, autismo
now go get some sunlight

>>17991410
It is when you're debating real life retards who goes into sperg mode when his tomatoes are slightly out of alignment

>>17991414
>asking for an extra slice of tomato is sperging out
if you think so then you really are quite autistic.

>>17991421
if the reasoning is because of a "tomato-gap" then yes

>>17991432
>if you ask for an extra slice of tomato because there's one missing from the sandwich, that's sperging out
you're so autistic you don't even know what autism is
I'm done replying to you
go be socially inept somewhere else

>>17991454
Nice thread dumbass

>>17991223
>Go to local restaurant
>Seated
>Wait 5 minutes
>Nobody comes to our table
>Wave at waitress
>She says just a minute
>Wait 5 minutes
>Nothing.
>Leave
>Use multiple accounts to leave three 1-star reviews on Google.
>I work in marketing and I know it is a fucking PAIN in the ASS to remove negative google reviews.

That'll teach them.

>>17991508
>>Use multiple accounts to leave three 1-star reviews on Google.
Mad lad

>Go to a karaoke bar
>They seat us with complimentary chips
>We all ordered alcohol
>Waitress double charges all of us as though we had double drinks.
>Price is close to $50 per person.
>Tell her to take it off.
>She argues for a while
>Call her manager over
>She takes the double charge off, kind of.
>Itemized numbers don't add up to the check total for any of our checks.
>She charged for the chips because we didn't order food.
>All of us got charged full price for the same basket of chips?
>Ask why chips aren't itemized
>Call the manager over again.
>He says she has a reputation for doing this.
>Fixes the bill to be menu accurate
>Gives us free tequila shots.
>All 5 of us give the waitress a $0 tip.
>She would have made $50 in tips if her vaginal evil hadn't clouded her judgement.
Dumb Bitch.

>>17991223
I like Jersey Mikes

>>17991223
>Be me
>Go to JMs
>Buy sandwich
>Eat sandwich, is good
>Post this
>Belch
Simple as

>Go to Culver's
>Do OMAD so order two triples clearly for myself
>Wife orders her double and fries and shit clearly for herself
>The cashier says omg I messed up and overcharged you let me change that
>K
>Pay and go sit down
>They bring out just my triples and her friend and shake. No burger for her.
>Casually go up to counter and explain that the cashier deleted her burger for whatever reason
>The assistant manager is like our bad we will make it free of charge
>I already had my wallet out to pay so I just said K
>Go sit back down
>Male manager comes to me while sitting and says well you have to pay for that
>K? Not like I made it into some big issue you stupid fucking cocksucker
>Go pay for wife's burger like I was ORIGINALLY INTENDING to do

I am always the nicest customer possible. Why do some people become so jaded by the general public?

>>17991558
Oh man I hope things get better for you soon, remember to breathe

>>17991535
>>She argues for a while
what's there for her to even argue about? if you ordered one drink then you should clearly only be charged for one drink. doesn't get much more clear cut than that.

>>17991575
She was trying to say it adds up to the inflated total. I got out my fucking calculator and did the math for her and she insisted that I added it wrong.

i've had those moments, complete brain fart. i failed an eye exam once because i refused to read the line he told me to, i'd read the one above or below, i don't know why

>go to a korean bbq place for sisters birthday
>first order beer
>"we have heineken in bottle or on tap, and <generic lager #44345>"
>"so all garbage, get me the heineken from tap"
>"we also have bottled one"
>"yes, as I said, garbage"
>start ordering in the same order the pages are in menu
>getting some sides, sauces, kimchi
>waiter interrupts me and with shitty know-it-all attitude says
>"sir, those are normally ordered with a bbq set"
>cringe internally, as me and my sister have been in korea before, twice
>"I know, let me finish my order"
>seems visibly annoyed
>get my food, enjoy it, finish
>turn off the gas stove under the grill
>waiter comes over angry
>"please do not touch the grill stove!"
>"i literally just turned it off, it's not rocket surgery"
I have no idea what his problem was.

>be server/cashier/bartender because it's slow
>lady orders cocktail
>make it
>she likes it
>her friend orders one too
>she likes it
>later they both order one more of the same but no ice
>try to fill the glass as much as possible with orange juice then top off with the alcohol
>it's still under the rim but the drink doesn't look right
>risk it and bring it to them
>they complain they want their glasses full
>bring the bottles over to the table to show them what i give them so they're happy
>'oh boy thats right you're getting a good tip'
>they leave $3
i didn't expect a tip at all, but my boss noticed when i gave too much of the expensive alcohols.
then the next time they came in, they ordered less, no drinks, and tipped $15. i don't know what changed

here's a retard wagie story
im not buying a fucking pizza for 36% suck my fucking dick

>>17991682
36% of what?

>>17991223
She is NPC

>>17991223
ive had multiple retarded interactions at Jersey Mikes. Fun fact: they dont give you a free sub on your birthday despite the fact that they advertise it

>>17991796
How did Mike jew his way out of giving you a free sub?

>>17991223
Wow great fiction OP my sides are in orbit tippytopkek here’s some 4Chan gold, good sir

>>17991878
if you find it inconceivable that minimum wage businesses hire minimally qualified people, you need to go outside more often

>>17991910
sheeeeesh this nigga mad yo. fr

>>17991914
it do be like dat doe, at times, fil?

>be pizza man
>end of shift
>guy orders 3 foot sub to be picked up the next day
>next day arrives, we make the sub
>man picks it up
>30 mins later man returns and complains that we forgot some things
>no problem, we can easily fix that no charge
>he then passionately expresses to us that he can no longer drive to Florida without his sandwich
>our pizzeria is in New Jersey
>he was going to drive down to Florida from New Jersey with a 3 foot sub
>i assume he has yet to discover that they know how to make sandwiches in Florida
>storms out of pizzeria and tells us that we lost a customer
Do you guys also have a traveling sandwich?

>>17991332
not my problem

>see Jersey Mike's sign
>continue driving

>>17991796
>ive had multiple retarded interactions at Jersey Mikes.
let me guess, they go a little something like this
>be anon
>be very retarded all of life
>go to JMs, arms in the air, and hands flailing
>continuously screaming IT MY BIRTHDAY!
>I WANT MY FREE SANDWICH
then you go full apeshit retard when they tell you you have to sign up on the website before you get it free

>>17991332
Ehhh in my experience people working at these places are stoned off pot if they’re not popping pills

>>17991223
this whole thread is prime example as to why people with autism should just be dumped off on some remote island somewhere if they dont turn normal by age 5

>>17991223
https://voca.ro/1PX6hH52tbxy

>>17992411
come back when you hit puberty zoomie

>>17992426
https://voca.ro/1fAWchULs6C2

>>17991910
>zoomie trying to sound worldly
Yeah, nah. Fuck off, Brayden. Your tomato story is bullshit, and it’s you who needs more human interaction if you want to come up with more believable fanfics to post online.

>>17992411
>>17992442
Fuck off, retard.

>want a burger
> find out the Micky D's is torn down and a new lifeless block will be erected in its place
>Fuck
>go to Wendies
>Order my usual
>Get to window
>Lady: Hihowyoudoing
>Shoving bag and drink out the window before I could say anything
>It isn't even rush hour
>Oh well, eat burger.
>Visit every so often with same girl at window
>All of her interactions are the same, cant even ask for fucking ketchup
>don't go for awhile
>Come back because feeling the craving
>New guy is at the window
>'Hey how ya doin' here's your meal!'
>"Not much man, hey can I get me some ketchup? Thanks man have a good one!"
>'You too!'
Don't know if she works a different shift now or doesn't work there but damn glad it wasn't her again.

>>17991223
>be me
>go to JM
>order sandwich
>sit down to eat
>see pregnant roach on wall
>nope.

>>17991300
You must have been the worst customer they had in weeks. Sheesh.

>>17991247
>Their brain has trouble contextualizing information when most of it comes from indirect sources like their phone.

Kek

>>17991354
You think 20 bucks is fair price for a sandwich? Sucker is born every minute

>>17991297
Prolly nothin

>>17991243
nigga shut yo bitch ass up

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>>17992982
you're (presumably) over 18
get a real job

>>17991223
>what the fuck is wrong with some people
>how can someone so dense even function in society
see, the issue is that you saw her as stupid.
what she was, was being a cunt.
she legit got mad at you and decided to pull a "fuck you" out because she needed to feel balanced.

until you start to see that the npcs act this way, there is no hope for you.

>>17993097
Kek

>>17993272
no Im pretty sure she was just retarded.
the lady in line right ahead of me asked for mayo on both sides of the bread of her sandwich, and the girl started flopping the sandwich around every which way until her coworker stepped in and explained that she should put the mayo on the inside top and bottom.
and while we're at it she forgot the pickles on my sandwich too.

>>17991662
i think it's you who has the shitty know it all attitude, faggot.

>>17991223
>how can someone so dense even function in society
that's capitalism anon. she's not going to become CEO of lockheed martin now is she

>>17991223
I've got one for you. This one time I was at Taco Bell, and I ordered the 2 chalupa meal that comes with one taco, all minus lettuce. They fucked it up and gave me lettuce. I said I didn't want any lettuce. I picked it off and threw it out and ate the chalupas anyway.

The taco bell that employs all the black people in my town fucks up my order all the time. I've started going to the one the next town over staffed by whites.

>>17991223
did you say slice? or did you say tomato?

she could have been tripped up by you wanting a whole round unsliced tomato in your sandwich.

>>17991549
Why do people draw this shit

>>17992202
I live in NC and I have relatives that do this when they visit Jersey. something about the minerals in the water make the bread taste better, so a Jersey sub is "better" than one made elsewhere. I can't tell the damn difference but they swear by it.

>>17993165
All you did was prove him right. Go read a book.

>>17991558
What the fuck, I would’ve told them to fuck off. They told you it was free of charge when you were already intending to pay. On top of that they screwed up your order.

>>17991662
You sound like the cunt lad
You should probably evaluate how you act around other people

>>17991677
People are retarded sometimes. I work at a local boba place that serves food as well, most of the regulars don’t tip. It’s literally the random families and shit that actually tip well, or even teenagers. Most 30-40 year old women who come in regularly don’t leave shit.

>>17991223
My instinct there would be to climb over the counter and attack her but I’d settle for just walking out.

>>17994871
Can confirm this is a real phenomena. There’s a whole area in Moreno Valley where the fast food places are just fucked.
>go to Burger King
>person mumbles through the speaker
>gets our order completely wrong
>probably high on Xanax

>go to Taco Bell
>order beef burrito with the spicy Fritos they used to have
>no fucking Fritos anywhere in the burrito

>go to (literally anywhere on that side of town)
>always have a bad experience

But then you drive a mile East and all the fast food places do a great job. It’s insane.

>>17995080
Are they all white where they get your orders correct? I haven't had most of the issues in this thread but if I see anybody besides whites or pajeets working I go somewhere else.

>>17991677
I don’t understand. Did they ask for no ice in order to get more booze for the same price? Can I order a steak and say no sides and complain when I don’t get a steak so big it’s hanging off the plate in every direction for the normal price?

>>17993290
Mike's Way doesn't come with pickles.

>>17995101
I know, I asked to have some put on there

>>17995105
Ah, yeah then she's a tarder.

>>17991535
>>He says she has a reputation for doing this.
and she still works there??

>>17995108
she fucks the manager, duh

>>17991508
>Use multiple accounts to leave three 1-star reviews on Google
That's almost immoral. One review would be fine for the minor offense, you should've saved your assault for more worthy karmic justice

>>17991223
She was an auto-pilot and really didn't want to deal with your shit. No one does. You still live with your parents and you're a burden.

>>17991662
>acts like an enormous douchebag
>drinks heineken
Many such cases

>>17991223
I bet you mumbled it you fuckin faggot lmao

>>17995192
illiterate retard
>>17995189
oh boy another autist projecting his low social status
grow up and get a real job

>>17995202
You didn't even deny it lmao. Say hi to your mom in the hall for us.

>>17995222
>you didn't deny it that means it's true xddd
you are mentally a child, if not physically as well
grow up and come back when you turn 18

>>17995231
Still didn't deny it. Move out of your parents house loser.

>>17995236
I don't see you denying it either, guess that means you really are underage huh?

>>17995240
>N-NO YOU
lol
lmao even

>>17995254
>it's okay when I do it!
based hypocrite retard
stop posting any time you actual child

>17995269

Here's a story for you:
>go to local jersey mikes
>see its employee base is all teenagers, with one adult manager
>teens joking around as they work
>manager is trying to appear professional
>go to pay for food at register
>kid at register takes my card, hands over sub
>overhear one of the kids in back make some dumb AMOOGUS joke
>say jokingly and within earshot
>"you actually play that NORMIE shit?"
>kid at register trying not to laugh
>other kids laughing and dogging on the amoogus kid who is now crowing "NORMIE!"
>kid at register forgets to swipe my card
>freesub.jpg
>tell kid at register to tell his buddy to play real games, like bejeweled
>wink
>about to leave
>conscious gives a little whistle
>turn around and pay for sub

>>17993249
Reading is fundamental.

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>>17993249
these posters all have extremely small penises

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these posters have big pp

t. pp expert

>>17995382
don't know if you're being glib but I have a slightly similar story
>go to subway
>order, sandwich gets made, go up to register
>paying with card but cashier actually presses the exact cash button, finalizing the sale
>calls her boomer manager over and explains
>boomer manager unironically goes "I guess it's free then" and lets me walk off without paying

>>17995422
>actually
*accidentally, but I'm sure you get the idea anyway

>>17991223
That sounds cute i wonder if she's single.

>>17991247
I don't get why boomers have so many schizo theories about zoomers.
Like you probably stare at your screen just as much as a zoomer, old-timer.

>>17995189
do your job

>>17991243
TRUE

>order food on door dash
>apartment is brand new so it's not on google maps but complex is
>put specific instructions on apartment
>see person delivering food is a nigger
>either never gets delivered or they call and have to give specific instructions where I'm at
>person delivering is white
>never have a single issue

>>17992742
>how ya doin'?
>haha hey man not much

>>17991549
why have you saved an image like this on your computer?

i used to work at Jersey Mike's. I intentionally would mess with people's food because of people like you, OP.

Don't ever order anything that needs to be grilled on the grill in the back, where we are out of view of the customers.

>>17997762
>how dare you ask for an extra tomato? I'm gonna spit in your food!
the grill at the one I work at is in plain view of customers, and if you're the type of person to intentionally mess with peoples' food then you're a petty child who needs to grow up.

>>17991662
>people that fell for this obvious shitpost are the same ones saying zoomers are brainrotted
fucking embarrassing

>>17997769
says the guy who bullies and harasses fast food workers, and then whines on fucking 4chan about it. Grow the fuck up, and grow some balls too you pussy

>>17995051
you know that nigga can't read

>>17995382
I kekked, I really hope this is true

Jesus Christ I hope the retards replying to people's stories are just trolling, for their sake

>>17998473
t. tomatolet