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>> No.17986869
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>> No.17986874
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>> No.17986885
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>>17986862

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>> No.17986907

>>17986896
I have seen this one many times. Always get triggered by the transparent liquid leaking out at the beginning, the weird steak tartare inside and the structural damage caused by holding it while cutting.

Today I noticed another one, the knife use on the ceramic plate. Imagine the sound.

Will never unsee. Thank you.

>> No.17986923

>>17986885
But how?

>> No.17986932
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>> No.17986936

>>17986885
What's his story? How did he end up as egg man? Was he born in his egg carton prison?

>> No.17987028

>>17986862
why the respect shown by bowing but then disrespect it with skinning it alive? disgusting bug people

>> No.17987167
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>>17986885
What's his endgame?

>> No.17987173
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>>17986936

>> No.17987175
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>>17986923
>>17986936
>>17987167

>> No.17987176

>>17986907
Jack is the gift that keeps on giving.

>> No.17987181
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>>17986907
i also really like this one where he accidentally makes a non-newtonian fluid and then uses it to coat his chicken

>> No.17987191 [DELETED] 

>>17986932
Some asshole knocked over this kid's cart for selling eggs on his turf.
Stay safe out there folks, the egg war never really ended.

>> No.17987200

>>17987173
Some asshole knocked over this kid's cart for selling eggs on his turf.
Stay safe out there folks, the egg war never really ended.

>> No.17987203

Why do most boards still strip the sound out of webms? What is Hiroshimoot's endgame?
It's probably my least favorite aspect of this site.

>> No.17987205

>>17986932
did he make a milksteak?

>> No.17987209

>>17986896
Knife so dull it can barely pierce the soft bread.

>> No.17987211

>>17987175
he's been through so much, yet every day the eggs are back. one day, he WILL cook them all

>> No.17987227

>>17987028
yeah this sucks. plus all that fear and pain will go right into the meat. quick killstroke is traditional for a reason

>> No.17987231
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>>17987209

>> No.17987272

>>17987231
Hand so dead it can barely choke his son

>> No.17987786
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>>17987272

>> No.17987802

>>17987272
peripheral neuropathy is a real thing

>> No.17987804

>>17986869
>when there is no more cake and the last guy asks for some
>"I'm sorry Iran out of cake"

>> No.17987812

>>17987804
but everybody gets some yellow cake that's right FUCK the un

>> No.17987826

>>17986862
yeah he's really popular, shows you how much of a nigger people japanese really are

>> No.17987835

>>17986936
several thousand years ago, a wizard put a curse on him and his son while they were fishing. the rest is lost to history.

>> No.17988016

>>17986862
this guy should get flayed alive to see how it feels

>> No.17988023

>>17986874
im going to fire bomb these restaraunts

>> No.17988044

>>17987272
that's pre-stroke by a few years

>> No.17988140

>>17987231
dead giveaway that he is american. look at the uncoordinated and sloppy movement of his hand and his knife. here in europe, we have more grace and elegance. we have more fine control of our motor skills and the tools which we command. americans apply brute force to everything. they are loud and take up more space than other people. we are simply not like that here. funny, i am able to insult them in their own (stolen from the brits) language, but they can't retort in my language. a sad, sad people.

>> No.17988213

>>17988140
Seethe

>> No.17988225

>>17987203
gookmoot dont give a fuck unless you're a advertiser the site is otherwise on life support.

>> No.17988251

>>17988225
based. fuck this shithole

>> No.17988265

>>17987804
underrated

>> No.17988370
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Get egged.

>> No.17988371
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>> No.17988489

>>17988140
>look, uncoordinated, sloppy, movement, of, europe, more, more, control, motor, tools, command, force, to, more, other, people, not, own, stolen, retort, people
>not lououk, uncouourdinated, slouppy, mouvement, ouf, euroupe, moure, moure, countroul, moutour, tououls, coummand, fource, tou, moure, outher, peouple, nout, ouwn, stoulen, retourt, peouple
falseflagging retard nigger

>> No.17988502

Guys, cool it with the eggs.

>> No.17988605

>>17986894
>>17986896
>>17987181
>>17987231
>>17987786

stop posting this horrible shit.

>> No.17988612
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>>17988605
no

>> No.17988671

>>17986932
Who the fuck fries a cucumber?

>> No.17988690

>>17988612
>adding dry to wet

>> No.17988695

>>17988690
how do you wet dry then?

>> No.17988745

>>17988409
making cake with the bois

>> No.17988811

>>17987203
It was moot's last act of faggotry and hiro just doesn't care enough to change it back

>> No.17988815

>>17988671
scots

>> No.17990300

>>17987203
It's an imageboard, not a soundboard.

>> No.17990303

>>17990300
Yeah, that was moot's official statement. He killed the original 4chan Sounds at the same time too, also citing the rule against embedded files.

>> No.17990388

>>17986932
I need the source for this. This has to be a joke.

>> No.17990408

>>17990388
It's some foreign Kitchen Nightmares copycat

>> No.17990449

>>17987203
>>17988811
there is an option in settings to un mute webms and it does nothing.

>> No.17990452

>>17986893
How do I make a cake like this, what's it called so I can read about it?

>> No.17990477

>>17990449
It does for /gif/ and /wsg/

>> No.17990478

>>17988140
t. french

>> No.17990489

>>17986874
Poor chicken

>> No.17990490

>>17988389
Why do people feel the need to do such retarded shit with eggs. It's just a fucking egg, cook it and serve it, it's already perfect you pompous faggot.

>> No.17990495
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>>17986894
Cock to perfection rare!!

>> No.17990619

>>17990452
Japanese cheesecake I believe

>> No.17990630

>>17986874
It was still alive even when he through it in the sink. Takes one tiny whack to the body at a certain point to kill it, and you can still get le ebin twitches from adding salt.

>> No.17990641

>>17988140
Also cheddar isn't fucking neon orange in normal countries

>> No.17990667

>>17990408
not even a copycat since they sold the rights to plenty of countries, it's just kitchen nightmares finland

>> No.17990823

>>17990619
Thank you

>> No.17990855

>>17986874
I hate animal cucks and this probably tastes amazing. As fresh as it gets.

>> No.17990859

>>17990490
I think you are yet to fully comprehend the power of eggs.

>> No.17990907
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>>17988605
t. someone who missed out on frog legs

>> No.17990945

>>17988370
>£65
fuck off

>> No.17991099

>>17987181
Makes me laugh every time

>> No.17991645

>>17990388
Kuppilat Kuntoon, Jyrki Sukula! (Restaurants in Order Jyrki Sukula!) it's Finnish