/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17983121
I am bread machine

>>17983121
Everyone here bread machine

>>17983121
>Can the bits go in the dishwasher?
no, because the bottom parts require lubrication and washing them will strip that away and make them rust
but the good thing about bread is it's hard so you can just wipe the shit out with a paper towel afterwards and call it done, i don't care about "germs" or whatever bullshit

>>17983121
I'd get the Hitachi, if I was OP
>older Japanese things

>>17983121
they suck at making anything with a good crust. It's not worth it.

Check if they have a dutch oven. That's all you need for making bread with a nice crust

>>17983505
But it doesn't do any of the things a bread machine does.

>>17983513
a dutch oven? It's great for baking bread in. You can start with a basic easy no knead recipe and work up to your own sourdough with a great crust.

>>17983440
お母さん

>>17983121
Why do you think there are so many bread machines and zero stand mixers?

>>17983121
I once tried to buy a slow cooker at a thrift store. $20. I went to the cashier and asked “this thing has been tested right?” She shrugged her shoulders. So I go to an outlet in the store and plug it in. Surprise it was broken. Just buy a new one OP

>>17983602
Did you wait around for the 20 minutes it takes for a slow cooker to reach the point it's noticeable

>>17983412
whoa

>>17983605
The light didn’t go on. Also the switch was really flimsy.

>>17983505
Crust is the worst part, sounds like a good deal

>>17983602
I've never seen a broken slow cooker before..I figured they were indistructable .

>>17983554
Mind blown

>>17983440
Does she bake nice bread?

>>17983554
Because the employees take them before hand, just like everything else.

>>17983440
>Milkies

>>17983121
>How do I pick a good one?
Research it. Americas test kitchen should be your go to for shit like that. All my cookware and whatnot is all thrift store bought. You just need to know what to look for.

>>17984885
they said to get a zaroochi

>>17983121
I'd buy a stand mixer before a bread machine.
Stand mixer can make more then a shitty white loaf.

>>17983121
dont waste you time
just use this no-knead recipe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0t8ZAhb8lQ

>>17985193
A stand mixer is 300 bucks
A bread machine is 8 bucks

I like bread machines because you set and forget.

>>17986275
How does the bread come out?

>>17986287
Make my wife get it out.

>>17986215
I'm not a poorfag

>>17986294

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUYIM80tjFI&ab_channel=emmymade


How does she so cute?

>>17983412
>>17983419
If we are all just bread machine, why must we stufgle and strife ?

>>17983519
It doesn't do any of the things a bread machine does, you thicky.

>>17983440
kys you mentally feeble coomer

>>17986991
as the loaf needs intense humidity in order to rise so too does man need pressure in order to become something great

>>17984131
no, you get bad crust. not less

I will never risk using something that may have had human shit and piss in it to make my food. I know it's rather unlikely but I just cannot roll the dice on a matter as important as this.

I made this half eaten pizza with dough from my bread machine. You anons are missing out on peak lazy cheap pizza.

>>17986556
I want to be her toilet slave

>>17987298
Is there a baby bat sleeping on it?

>>17986556
>>17987033
>imagine her grinding on your face like so

>>17987322
That ape face is making my dick hard bros

>>17983121
I bought and used 2 bread machines from thrift shops. On both of them the bread pan eventually started leaking and couldn't be repaired. That's the end of the machine since it costs more to get a replacement pan than to just buy a "new" one at the thrift shop.

I like the bread they make. You just add your ingredients and let it go. I always used the same recipe.

If you're not low on space then buy one. I would go for the left one in your pic if the bread pan is in good shape.

>>17987322
why have you done this to me?

>>17987322
do , do you think she its pretty gulp... moist?

>>17987322
fucking puke

>>17987128
the water that softens the potato, hardens the egg

>>17988319
Thats fucking deep anon
you are a deep thinker

>>17988310
You're fucking joking mate

>>17983602
Thrift stores dont test or wash anything they get. Retards that buy "vintage" clothes from thrift stores are wearing stuff with literal shit and vomit on them. I once tried on a jacket in a thrift store and there was a bag with extacy in the pocket.

If I was to buy something from a thrift store I'd assume it had cum, shit, piss or fleas.

>>17990019
>was a bag with extacy in the pocket.
How could you tell it wasn't cocainum?

>>17991396
Why would cocainum be in a thrift store jacket?

> bread machine

Nigga you aint got a oven?

>>17991824
It heats the hole house to use it.
Besides it don't make the dough

>>17987322
I don't know why I find this woman attractive. Every individual feature of hers is so-so, but the sum of their parts is really something else.

>>17990019
Yeah, that's why you throw them straight in the wash before wearing them.

>>17991805
Why would ecstasy?

>>17992287
I would like to see her poophole if you know what I am saying to you

>>17992302
I don't get it

>>17983121
Imagine needing a special machine to do what your inbred peasant ancient ancestors did every day.

>>17992330
Yeah, what kind of dumb faggot owns a stove? Learn to start a cook fire already, nigger

>>17987319
It's Chinese pizza

>>17992402
Hahaha like the covids!

>>17983121
use a fucking oven retard

>>17987128
this post helped me today thnk you friend

>>17988319
The heat of the water cooks the potato.

>>17992330
They did not. Maintaining a starter was a shitload of work involving breaking sleep multiple times a night, which is why bakers had a job.

>>17993485
false4nrjw

>>17983121
>Between 8 and 20 bucks.
that is probably too cheap
>How do I pick a good one?
they are all pretty much the same
>Can the bits go in the dishwasher?
yes
>Can it make a nice sourdough?
yes

ingredients in, bread out. it's a monotasker that makes your home smell like heaven. kind of more trouble than it's worth in some ways

>>17994517
>Between 8 and 20 bucks.
>that is probably too cheap

The thrift stores are chock full of them
If they are not in pretty much new condition they are tossed out

Berd merchern

>>17988319
the comma that isn't used correctly, makes no sense

>>17983121
what an absolute meme. if you dont have the strength to work the dough on your own, you clearly need to keep the bread out of your diet

>>17984148
My dumbass mum broke one by filling it with water and letting it boil over, getting it into the electronics in the switch, starting a minor fire.

When asked why she filled it past the fill line without adding any other ingredients she said she didn't and I must have done it. Inability to accept she's done anything wrong ever is one of the main reasons I avoid talking to her as much as possible

>>17988319
I thought the heat of the rice cooked the egg

>>17992290
Mainly because people on cocaine tend to know exactly where every scrap of it goes because it's expensive, meanwhile ecstasy can only really be done every few months if you want it to be good, plus it's relatively cheap so you could easily forget about it

Plus ecstasy tends to have bigger crystals or be in pills

>>17983412
>>17983419

>>17995281
That poor bread machine

These feel like a scam.

>>17995537
You feel there is some sort of deception going on?

get a Panasonic - those motherfuckers are tanks
source: me with a 25 year old second hand panasonic