/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17975841
nothing that messy can be a good pick for a first date
go for some steak instead

>>17975841
>shoveling brown diarrhea slop into her wide open gob
>using napkin as bib
>gets it on her shirt anyway
what a flattering photo i bet shes glad this is posted on the internet

>>17975854
Virgin

>>17975854
>>17975841
I want to fucking cave this womans skull in with an anvil and then toss her lifeless body off a building

>>17975841
do indian instead. trust me anon. she's gonna see how big of a man you are by devouring that hot af vindaloo

>>17975854
>i bet shes glad this is posted on the internet
hum

>>17975860
Calm the fuck down

>>17975854
It’s a good photo for xray. You can already kinda see form of her right nipple if you look close enough.

>>17975878
I don't think you're going to need xray photos for this particular woman anon...

>>17975876
why dont you worry about yourself you little dickskin chinlet? I can smell you through my screen, and you smell weak

>>17975878
seek help for your porn addiction

>>17975860
Meds NOW

>>17975841
Don't worry about it too much. They rarely show up anywaym

>>17975841
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>>17975895
She has sex on camera

>>17975864
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>>17975916
imagine being this much of a coomer

>>17975885
>>17975916
Who is she?

>>17975854
You can tell her occupation by the fish eyes already

>>17975886
I can see your frothing mouth, you fucking dog

>>17975854
I think it's kinda sexy when a woman is comfortable enough around you to be unflattering

>>17975841
>he thinks shidding himself would be negative

You'll have to smell each other's asses at some point. When you spoon, the little spoon will always fart up a storm on the genitals of the other.

>>17975841
imagineth the braps

>>17975841
Mexican is fine and so is Italian, just don’t be surprised if the girl tries to eat off your plate they are both so delicious and girls are food demons they want to eat it all

You guys, I'm starting to suspect that OP didn't start this thread to ask about Mexican food.

>>17975993
that also means she doesn't respect you

>>17975841
She’s wearing a thin bra or no bra since you can make out the shape of her areolas

>>17976041
How little you understand women. You're about 22, right?

>>17976054
Bras cause premature sagging. Convince women to never wear bras. It's a win-win-win.

>>17975841
That is a man.

>>17976054
She is a man and you're staring at mantits.

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>>17976075
Rent free.
I hate trannies too but for you guys, they're starting up a whole downtown full of thriving businesses, restaurants, and tourist destinations in your heads.

>>17976076
"Male feminist" detected. Aka you actually hate women and want to cause them harm. Bras damage breast tissue.
Touch titties loser lmao

>>17976080
You're the one who posted a tranny and said it was a girl. She has a fat cock, it's gay.

>>17976080
Those people are fags/trannies who are mad they don't pass so they call actual women trannies

>>17976088
Lando Rhoades is the governor of your cerebrum.

>>17975893
>waaah waaah porn addiction is turning you into a balding, lazy soyboy!
I don’t think I’ve masturbated once in the last 2 weeks. Enjoying looking at naked women is normal for males, doesn’t mean everyone is jerking off all the time. Better get a foil hat. I hear they’re expanding 5G networks.

>>17975860
Are you black?

>>17976113
So I masturbate excessively or is going more than a few days normal? I don't feel or look like a "high test" male, and rarely look at porno, but I crank my hog at least once a day and I'm in my mid 30s.

>>17976007
women don't fart

>>17976933
OP posted a man

>>17976026
It's an irritating thing but you made it sound so cute

>>17975860
based

>>17976026
Is that your girlfriend or your sister?

>met gril on Tinder
>for lunch she suggested a Mexican place she liked
>love Mexican food so I agree
>food is good, we're hitting it off
>she asks if I want to go for a hike after lunch, don't have anything better to do so I go along with it
>in the middle of the hike I get a terrible case of the shits
>tell her I need to pee because I think it's weird if I tell her I need to shit and run off the trail to find somewhere to shit
>before I get my pants all the way down some shit falls into my pants, ruining my boxers
>I'm on the verge of tears, but compose myself, toss the dirty laundry into the woods and finish the hike
fuck Mexican food for a first date

>>17975854
imagine toungeu kissing her while she has a mouth full of that slop hjaha ewww haha

>>17977048
>eat Mexican food
>go for hike immediately after
kek

>>17977078
him*

>>17977091
they*

>>17975936
Lana Rhoades

I guess this is the right thread to drop my Lexi Belle eating pic collection

>>17977122
Please post her eating ass

>>17977122
Taco Belle

>>17977125
eew no, also this is a blue board

>>17977117
it is?

>>17977126
>what do you think you're gonna order anon?

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>>17977130
strawberries and cream

>>17976080
Dilate queer

Keep going..

>>17977145
what the hell is that shit

>>17975841
It doesn't matter you stupid asshole.
Lot of women nowadays are gluten free however and a lot of mexican dishes naturally don't have it. So yeah, do that for sure. Just being honest.

>>17977282
Looks to me like fettuccine alfredo American-style (with extra broccoli).

>>17977282
that's Lexi Belle, don't be rude

>>17977360
Rude?
That woman has consumed more semen that food on camera.

>>17977387
not an argument for the point you are making

>>17977387
Also that being said, if she became a chef I'd be first in line at her restaurant opening Cum and Scrum goddammit they do it best.

>>17977387
yeah I know she has, I've seen her videos, including the one where she offered to fuck the fathers of kids who died in a tornado