/ck/ - Food & Cooking

why is this book unapologetic?

when i was a graphic designer like more than a decade ago this is how i would have done every single project i didn't care about

>>17963755
He's an overrated fag simply repeating things he googled and tried literally one time. His recipes include unhealthy proportions of ingredients that are bad for you, and his copycat shtick is not original. He is not a chef, he's a pretender that anyone with a sane approach and a cultivated palate could surpass on a dish-by-dish basis within a single weekend

There is only one YouTube cook who is worth your time (aside from Chef John) and that is Ethan. Weissman shits himself at the mere mention of chad Chlebowski. Fagusea fans shake on his approach. He is a better cook and a better man than any of these pretenders.

>>17963800
the best ones are the ones who focus on the food and not themselves. once they start putting their face in everything, it's a sign to avoid imo

I wouldn't trust this face around a public park, let alone anywhere near something I'm going to eat

>>17963887
Why is he furrowing his brow? What is he angry at?

>>17963800
You're forgetting Scott Rea and Max Miller from Tasting History

>>17963755
I'd say his technique mostly is, however his ability to come up with new things is not.

>>17963755
some say he's even a chosen cook

>>17963887
Cool it with the anti semetic remarks.

>>17963755
His technique is decent but I just can't stomach his cwispy wispy retarded zoomertalk enough to get through an entire video of his.

>>17963800
I'm a fan of Wang Gang. If you wanna make Sichuan food then he's fucking great. No bullshit personality worship just cooking. Sichuan spices are hard to find in my country though

>>17963800
No love for Bruno Albouz?

>>17963770
It was co-written by Emma Watson

>>17964062
Truly the undisputed king of /ck/

>>17964071

>>17964071
>no real chef has a ceramic stove at home
hes right real chefs use the microwave because fuck preparing food after you just did exactly that for 12 hours

>>17963755
Dont ask me how I know this. But, in the coming weeks this dude is going to come out as trans. Her new name is going to be Jessica.

>>17964084
Fucking kek, he really is autistic

>>17964093
Stop projecting, Vaush

>>17963755
Eh.
He's alright. Not like the greatest in terms of technique or anything. But he does layer complexity decently.

>>17963755
I tried to make his Macaron video, but I still fucked them up. He's shit.

>>17963901
I love that little fag, he's a bad cook but he's cute.

>>17964054
Albouze is pretty great. He's genuinely a good cook instead of just some guy with the cash on hand to buy prosciutto or some ridiculous gimmick contraption.

>>17964054
He has weird (not in a good way) charisma that's still impossible to look away, AND he's by far the best cook out of all other contemporary youtube fags... Or everyone else just underperforms to make the recipes more accessable to the general foodie consoomer.

Bruno is my boy, but I bet he's terrible in person, but then again so is probably everyone else.

>>17963800
Chef John, teaching you mommy blogger recipes and flyover food, but it's okay, he made a Hitler joke.

>>17963755
Hes a good cook but hes no chef.

>>17963770
Because every recipe is available on his youtube channel and website for free.

>>17964528
>Chef John, teaching you mommy blogger recipes and flyover food, but it's okay, he made a Hitler joke.
>t. Fagusea

>>17964546
You know you don't have to get your recipes from YouTube. There are these things called cookbooks that have not only recipes, but information about stocking your pantry and pots and pans. I get books might be a little tricky for a Chef John fan. Maybe get a magazine of sheet pan recipes from the grocery store to start.

>>17964084
fucking based

>>17964578
Cooking is one of the few things YouTube is better at teaching than a book. You can't learn technique from a book but you can from a vid.

>actual scam artist
>worst personality among the the cooking e-celebs
>Jew
Into the oven it goes

>>17963755
He's nothing more than just competent, though his arrogance suggests otherwise.
Random small youtubers seem better than him. Hell, a good chunk of this board is probably better than him.

>>17963800
If you can speak Italian, Luca Papagallo is legit among YouTube cooks.

they all kneel before chef jean pierre

>>17963800
wang gang
john
bruno
jean-pierre
italia squisita

How the fuck would we know? No one here has ever eaten his food. Fucking faggot.

>>17964917
He's unironically my favorite YT chef. Funny, informative, easy recipes, knows his shit being in the industry for literally 50 years

>>17964057
underrated

>>17963755
Sick of Jewish media cultural Marxism and constant subversion?

Davidduke.com
Check out the radio show.

>>17964978
i appreciate any chef that is friendly and respectful. shows that you can know your shit and not to talk down to others

>>17964605
And yet I make choux pastry from written instructions. There are also cooking shows and actually hanging out in kitchens if you like that type of learning. I knew how to make a roux before I knew what it was because I hung out in the kitchen with my family. Chef John is for tastelettes that need help boiling water. No opinion on Ragusea because he doesn't have a legion fan boys holding their asses open for him.

>>17965160
Chef John might be for tastelets but his basic advice is solid, his presentation is comfy and he never makes the vids about him. I'm a trained chef with a culinary arts degree now but back when I was a retarded highschool student his stuff unironically taught be the basic skills to get into, enjoy and get reasonably cooking in this first place.

>>17963755
Dude is built like a fridge. Hes thick and not in a good way

>>17963755
Fuck that guy, jesus he is so pretentious.

>>17963887
or around small children... He looks menta

>>17963755
I thought jews hated Jesus

>>17964528
this is 4chan you tard, we make hitler jokes while telling kids to kill themselves over lost ipods

>>17965409

>>17965472
I'm brown from a third world and I'm racist as fuck :(

>>17964071
It's not just that - this guy is a mine of pure, unadulterated autism

>>17965487
Why do you hate yourself so much

>>17965610
but i don't

>>17965374
>I'm a trained chef with a culinary arts degree

>i made this burger thats cheaper than [fast food chain]!
>spends hundreds of dollars on ingredients

>>17965374
And here I am a fool, a fan of Mark Bittman, a chef I've yet to outgrow. Look, I get you love the dude like I love Martin Yan. That doesn't change the fact that his recipes are middling and many many chefs have done and do what he does, which is teaching novices. And they're better at it and don't have a legion catamites running to their defense.

Out of curiosity, what YouTube channels did you watch for school?

>>17965472
>/fit/,/lit/,/adv/,/sp/ all hate /pol/
Ive literally never seen anyone dismiss racial remarks or say go back to /pol/ besides a small minority of people on any of those boards
>/lgbt/
unironically loves /pol/, the amount of discords that are super racist is staggering

>>17963800
Brian Lagerstrom and Stephen Cusato are same tier as Ethan and BTFO everybody else except Chef John

>>17965374
He taught me how to flip things in a pan, but once I started finishing his sentences I knew I no longer needed him

>>17967380
Brian Lagerstrom has serious white nigga energy in his presentation
>his chili recipe is fucking god-tier though

>>17963755
No.

>>17963755
>just buy a gallon of duckfat to make hashbrowns lol

I like his recipes, but the schtick is getting old. Also, I don't know what food prices are like in the US but some of his shit would cost me a fifth of a weeks salary to make.

>>17965666
B-b-but it's cheaper per serving!

>>17964084
Good, fuck that brown faggot

>>17964062
Why are his arms so red amd smooth?

>>17963901
Scott Rea is great. Trained butcher so his info is legit.

Other Chef John absolutely mogs everyone else

>>17964543
He was an actual professional chef before

>>17964062
sophomoric fag

>>17965472
I honestly dont care about politics but holy fuck is the right just way cooler and funny when it comes to memes? Chud was literally dead immediately, like fuck how do you recover from trannies looking EXACTLY like the only guy they keep posting lmao. Honestly lefties, just hold the L already
>/pol/
>chud= chad + stud
dont care about any of that, just admit the right did your meme way better already, you're just being a bad sport at this point, have some self awareness, it never had effect, it failed to insult right wingers and bounced back hard on lefties, there are just so many more pictures of lefties lookin like that while the left just doubles down on the same guy who was a democratic voter, one of the few times a NO U unironcally worked, lefties lost this meme way before the antiwork reddit mod interview. How did you ever concieve you could win the phenotype argument?

>>17964528
did you actually get bootyblasted over a normie tier hitler joke?
get a fucking grip

who cares? he's annoying

>>17969510
No. Apparently catamites can read, but their comprehension remains piss poor. Try reading what I wrote again, but this time take the dick out of your ass.

>>17969514
His recipes are good, just suck it up and ignore the memes

>>17963755
>another memeber of the tribe with suspiciously high production values stealing other people's content and placed into a position of 'popularity' by the 'algorithium'

he aint no chef john.

>>17963891
jews are eternally angry at the world because they betrayed their own god and that makes the jews mad because god PROMISED the jews they were the chosen ones and it doesnt matter if they broke their end of the deal oey vey there was a contract and 10 commandments G_D!

>>17965666
>oey vey goyim! stop buying a 2$ mcgriddle, buy 500 dollars worth of specific tools and spend 2 hours to make your own better tasting one!

>>17968475
he looks friendly : - )

>>17963800
My only hang up with this guy is that he’s a little dogmatic and I feel like he kinda professes his version as the “best” and I get a weird psychopath vibe from him. Also sometimes his videos get a little vloggy. But overall pretty good. But yeah chef John is the goat

>>17969797
>>17969912
I have yet to see a Chef John recipe that I would serve to a human. Have you considered picking up a Joy of Cooking or other cookbook so you don't have to eat shitty flyover food?

>>17963800
Chlebowski always makes everything into sandwiches and salads. It's weird. Almost like those two are his default forms of food.

>>17964054
Easily THE best patissier, but he doesn't qualify for that exact reason.

>>17963800
>There is only one YouTube cook who is worth your time
That's not cowboy kent rollins

>>17963800
come on now

>>17963800
Jean-Pierre is pretty great, lots of different dishes and the dude is just entertaining.
Feels like he's going senile though.

>>17965610
He said he was racist, not racist against his own.

>>17968932
He was a linecook iirc, not a chef.

>>17963800
>and that is Ethan.
That's where you're wrong.

>>17968990

>>17965409
Is this why Chef John fanboys hate cookbooks? They can read things but not understand them? Or do you think calling his food flyover cuisine was a compliment? Enjoy your salmon baked in salsa.

Why won't he fucking recreate pizza hut breadsticks yet

>>17969514
>t.didn't get a kiss from papa

>>17965652
this is the biggeat fucking thing. i know a bunch of "head chefs" in expensive restauranta. theyre all little babies deep down who simply dont have a wide experience of quality food and ingredients beyond "ooh its AAA ribeye". prole tastes for nouveau riche retards

>>17963755
I really like Joshua, he’s def a douche but he reminds me of a friend from HS. Also, his Yaki Udon video is great.

>>17963755
He's Jewish. His people are taught from birth to hate you and your white family and to subvert your country and culture. They want you dead or enslaved.

Davidduke.com
Get the ultimate redpill.

he's a douchey classist asshole

>>17964054
His recipes are kinda like Weismann too in that he add some ingredients/steps that seem excessive. I love them both though

>>17971573
fuck poors tho

>>17968990
Didn't read
You will die a virgin

>>17963755
>inferior function but more aesthetic knives on display
>hipster whiskey on display
>jewish nepotism on display
>unapologetic is a stand-in for pretentious here
Based purely on what I can see at first glance I'm going to say fuck no. Anything of value will not be his original idea.

>>17963879
>the ones who focus on the food and not themselves. once they start putting their face in everything, it's a sign to avoid
I learned this from the world of cooking, but I apply this rule to everything. Sole focus on the product/result only.

>>17970525
Time to walk your dog

>>17971402

>>17963755
Why would you store you food like that?

He's good but the retarded zoomertalk turns me off

>>17963800
he actually cooks efficiently and as a normal person would.
there is only one problem with.....

>>17963755
His parents are media connected Jews. Nepotism with no talent. 1488!

Do you use step stools when cooking?

>>17964528
Because he's Jewish. No problem here.

>>17963755
Sorry I dont cook semitic foods.

he's a kike so me no like him/
Bri Lagerstorm is the way.

>>17972131
Do it like the Führer.

>>17968990
It's incredible to me that NEETs whose sole source for information and "world experience" is 4chan.org would mount this type of criticism - I have a PhD in Philosophy and did study Frankfurt School thinkers, I don't like them that much, but I know them. The mere fact that you think that there exists the "Reddit VS based/pol" epistemic dichotomy should alarm you to the fact that you are a mentally ill retard - you are so fucking ignorant and retarded that you don't even have a concept of what understanding would mean.

Your entire world-view is informed by tweet-sized posts on 4chan and .jpg infographics, that is literally all you know yet everyone who disagrees with you is the "brainwashed ZOGbot". It's incredible, stuff of ancient comedies really.

I will gas you American, don't worry, you and your family will be removed.

>ITT a bunch of /pol/cels autistically screeching about muh joooos and muh degeneracy
Fuck off back to your containment board, or I'm gonna spam /pol/ with Ragusea threads

>>17970130
goofy ass haircut

>>17963755
>that face
>he's his viewers papa
this guy is a fucking pedophile. he's gonna be outed soon, you might as well screen cap this.

>>17970525
>if I ignore 50+ examples, it isn't true
Cope and seethe chinlet

>17972958
Someone got monkeypox from fag anal again. Remember the USS Liberty. Gid bless David Duke.

>>17972958
Go for it

>>17964062
I dont care what ck says, i like him

WHITE POWER

>>17972958
Do it faggot. You will only improve the general quality of that board.

>>17973268
Don't tell me what to do flyover shit. Imagine supporting racism.

>>17965488
if you produced a product for free and people constantly complained, rant, raved and hollered about it even though it doesnt cost them one red cent it would trigger your autisms to

>>17965488
Isn't this guy supposed to be a professor or something? How does he not see the problem with presenting sponsored content as "well-sourced" science?

>>17973326
Explain it to me, Ragusea, you faggot, or gtfo.

>>17973344
>Explain it to me
whats there to explain?
you create something, it takes you effort, work and someone else pays you, like a advertiser or a underwriter
and the public that doesnt pay a single cent for it complains
yet that same public goes to broadway and pays out the ass to watch absolute shit on stage like hamilton and they will endlessly talk about how good it is
>Ragusea, you faggot, or gtfo.
literaly who?

Im starting to think Ragusea actually lurks /ck/ eceleb threads and is the one always having melties whenever he gets shit on in them.

>>17963755
I'll let you know after we have a knife-throwing fight.
Who the fuck is this queer.

>>17973355
You're missing the important bit here:
>presenting sponsored content as "well-sourced" science
An ad that's just an ad is one thing, but when an ad is presented as content it becomes exploitative.

>yet that same public goes to broadway and pays out the ass to watch absolute shit on stage like hamilton and they will endlessly talk about how good it is
What does that have to do with anything?

>>17973486
lol frogshit calling others queer

>>17972913
>I have a PhD in Philosophy
Great so I’ll have the double cheeseburger with pickle, onion, tomato, side of fries unless you have onion rings, and an iced tea. What sauces do you have for dipping?

>>17963755
Just by looking at his fucking knives: no. Regardless of his food I tucking hate working next to insufferable pricks with these overpriced Nippon billionu foldu steel pieces

>>17963755
I'd wreck this basic bitch in my sleep.
Washed enough dishes and prepped enough plates
Let's go.

>>17963783
He was a professional cook.

Jesus christ just euthanize every 4chan poster at this point.

>>17973505
Then maybe you're missing the point.
Everything is an ad, unless you are paying for it.
If it's free, you are the product.

>>17973505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvZYwaQlJsg

He has awful reddit tier humor. Every single video he puts out has him singing in a high pitch because that's super funny, I guess? Anyways, apart from being a fag, he cooks okay and his recipes aren't awful.

>>17963755
> How to spend 2 1/2 hours and $35 making a Mcdouble

I’ve actually never seen any of his videos

>>17973793
>>17973807
you're still missing the point that it's a new, much more malicious, form of delivering ads, where the "content" and the ad becomes indistinguishable
And you have a professor of journalism who's blurring even more the lines by saying it was actual science and doesn't see the ethical issues that it raises.
Yes, I know it is what it is, that everything is permitted as long as someone makes money. I'm just saying it bothers me.

>>17973531
That's a pasta

>>17973786
Lol youre a pathetic jewboy faggot. No one likes you and i bet you got bullied by the dishwashers and prep cooks while working the line weissman. Fuck off and i hope your girlfriend is cheating on you

>>17965472
Get over it retard. People have been making grotesque jokes about the world on this shithole for aeons. If you don't like it, stop coming here. I miss when random gore threads were a thing because they were a great filter to get faggots like you to dissipate.

>>17965610
>being racist = only being racist against brown people

You are an actual retard

>>17972958
The literal only people that complain about /pol/ on other boards are faggots. The average person doesn't care if someone makes a Hitler joke or a racist joke. Learn to take the stick out of your ass and have fun. The world isn't a hugbox, nor should it be.

>>17963770
>why is this book unapologetic?
I worked in a bookstore over the holidays and it was selling pretty well. One of the sections teaches you to make your own butter and pretty much calls you a retard and worthless cook until you can make your own bread and butter.

>>17963800
I like old Rick Bayless. Nothing fancy, just traditional Mexican recipes and techniques. That's been his shtick for decades. Plus, I like all the cultural appropriation, feels good man.

>>17964084
>>17964071
lmao

>>17972692
It stopped functioning as a containment board after the bot spam and trolling became too intense. Random 4chan discussions are often more /pol/ than /pol/ these days.

>>17974011
>only retards and worthless cooks don't know how to make their own bread and butter
He's right, you know

I fucking hate chef john and his stupid way to talk, hope he dies soon

>>17972692
Go back faggot

>>17963770
The first chapter is dedicated to Holocaust denial.

>>17963800
I hate the way he talks

>>17974245
And he's a very mediocre cook.

>>17974117
Nonsense. Italians make garbage butter and terrible bread/pastry. Their other milk and wheat products are absolutely divine. Also: the difference between butter and bread professionals is day and night. And the level of supermarket bread and butter has hit rock bottom; even idiots like you and me can do better.

Tip: if you want to make really good bread yourself look for an old fashioned wind or water mill nearby. They usually work with top tier quality bio wheat.

>>17973843
>content and the ad are indistinguishable
Have you not watched tv news in any country in the last thirty years? This is nothing new

>>17973700
And I was a professional escort that your mon hired