/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17955286
if you're eating this you're probably eating Chinese food, so you're too far gone at that point

just john cena meme'd it to popularity outside china

inside china, it is b grade
everybody that has sense makes their own

>soybean oil
Sure goy

>>17955295
What I remember about Chinese food as a young kid growing up in Hong Kong was not really that it was “bad” (which it often was, of course) but that the stuff my parents ordered for us was almost all frozen, and that I would generally throw out whatever that they brought home. This was in the days before a proper kitchen, and there was a tiny freezer unit that could only hold what was on the top shelf, and often that was some random combination of Chinese or Indian takeout. A couple of times a week we’d have what seemed like the best of everything, but the rest of the time it was pretty terrible: a frozen piece of some meat and whatever was frozen with it, a tub of rice, and maybe a can of green peas, and maybe a can of baby corn. There was a few times in my childhood when we were treated to something really good, like fresh fish that one of the waiters brought home in a plastic bag. So for my first couple of decades, I never actually ate a lot

>>17955286
been eating this shit daily for years now.
whats the problem?

>>17955286
Is this just the chinaman's version of red pepper flakes

>>17955766

>>48369887
Sorry?

>>17955286
Wouldn't recommend it.

>>17956381
why not

>>17955286
well bud you said it, never trust china.
it could be a good batch, it could be a fraudulent batch. no way of telling.

>>17955778
yep, they won't fix it. correcting an error means you have to acknowledge it exists, causing you to lose face.

chabuduo. why do any of that if your product is already profitable?

>>17955286
I've been buying laoganma jars super regularly during the last 10 years of more, and during all that time, I remember two jars having weird stuff in it

>>17955286
>never trust china
I don't trust china but the chair you are sitting on was probably built by a chinese guy. You be you.

>>17956644
>the chair you are sitting on was probably built by a chinese guy
this is your brain on being an american. outside of your country, people actually make things. ya know, with their hands? they also learn multiple languages, this is why i can insult you on the internet. life in america seems so bleak, no wonder you come on here with your myopic american worldview to spout utter nonsense online. leave the united states of school shooters and look at the rest of the world.

>>17956660
Sorry but not american. This time I have to side with burgers on your spergout.

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>>17956673
so ashamed that he can't refute me he will deny his own nationality.

>>17955286
It'd rape your GI tract pretty badly it you have ulcers, diverticulitis, or anything like that. It's a giant pile of sharp little chunks of indigestible fiber.
Stuff like that is why asians end up in the hospital with phytobezoars.

>>17955286
No :)

>>17955778
>mfw while all the fedoras have been distracted with Lao Gan Ma I've been stockpiling the Lee Kum Kee

first you get the lee kum kee
then you get the power
then you get the women

>>17956607

>>17956954
>phytobezoars
Fiberbros what are we going to do???

>>17956685
>muh nation!
>muh country!
>muh ntaionaly!
>your country!
>hurrr!
>americans!
>durr!
that's all you ever say
fuck off already retard

Mike Chen on youtube says to never buy or trust hot oil in stores.

>>17957082
What about when he's not on youtube?

>>17957047
Eat fewer vegetables and drink more Coca-Cola.
>Gastric phytobezoars represent the most common bezoars in patients with poor gastric motility. A variety of dissolution therapies and endoscopic fragmentation techniques have been evaluated as conservative treatment so as to avoid surgery.
>Coca-Cola alone is effective in gastric phytobezoar dissolution in half of the cases and, combined with additional endoscopic methods, is successful in more than 90% of them.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23252775/

>>17955778
that's where the special flavour comes from

>>17956607
>>17956402
guess il give it to someone whos willin

>>17957113
CICOlads I kneel. Carbs are a vital part of our health

>>17957100
He dresses up as a women and drains my hot oil

>>17955286
Was thinking the exact same thing after seeing it featured on a morning show last week. Probably made with gutter oil.

>>17958117
Gutter oil makes sense for street vendors and restaurants. Going out of your way to collect enough of it to supply an entire factory seems like more trouble and expense than its worth, if not impossible. Not to mention products being imported to the US have to pass inspection.

>>17955286
Here's the common Lao Gan Ma consumer.
Does he look healthy to you?

>>17957113
>NS
>NS
>NS
Solid

>>17958201
is there a human in this photo?

>>17958201

>>17955286
It's bugs

>>17955286
Too much flavor for you.

lao gan ma nuts, bitch lmaooo

>>17959441
Looks more goofy than crazy

>>17955295
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>>17958201
BING CHILLING

>>17955286
i've had an equal number of good jars as bad. try pic, it has a lot more flavour, spicier and always gets shilling in these threads
>>17955778
i think the good jars i've had were made in europe, they had a green stripe on top of the label

>>17959541
Based Lee Cum Gay enjoyer
The spiciness is brings is great

>>17959541
HK better place then mainland?

>>17955286
I used to use it all the time, but then my digestion got all messed up and I had to stop. Not saying it was because of that, but who knows? Everything I've heard about food safety in China makes me suspicious of anything from there. Lol Gan Ma is supposed to be a trustworthy brand, but can even they count on one of their suppliers not sending them substandard ingredients?

>>17958201
I understand they need him to pose for their propaganda photos, but can't they at least let him wipe off the blood from his beatings first

>>17955778
This is why you make your own chili oil

>>17959569
HK is china

>>17955778
>some random guy on a Facebook fan page
Yeah still eating it

It's fine you autists

>>17960394
feel that China, HK and Taiwan all have different regs
>>17960398
she didnt read the oker report
oh no no

>>17955286
nah bro they only sell tens of thousands of jars a month i bet it's unsafe and nobody has bothered to say anything about it
this place is full of fucking morons these days. go back to wherever you came from dipshit

>>17960398
crazy it took 5 replies before someone pointed out it's some random dude from facebook. from 5 years ago too. i'm going to start making posts like that and just posting them all over 4chan lol these people will believe anything

>>17958201
did it rot his brain or something

>>17959569
not anymore

>>17960812
your referring to hk being acquired by china but that dosent mean the years of british influence vanishes
likely the owners of the business remain and they do fine

I finally bought this shit from the local Asian grocery, wtf are you supposed to cook with it. I beat it with some scrambled eggs and it jus made my eggs taste like old frying oil. Is it more for marinating than an ingredient?

>>17961068
>but that dosent mean the years of british influence vanishes
lol
take your meds, schizo

>>17961068
>Lot of educated people with the money for it are moving to england.
>Mainland is pumping in mainland people into the houses
>Cantonese is used less every passing year
A gweilo who's never been there wouldn't notice

>>17961491
yes. i mix it with soy sauce, worcestershire, honey and some seasoning then toss beef strips in it. makes a good stir fry. i would never use it on its own though

>>17961577
i havent been back to hk at least 10 years
is it still common to see hakgweis?

>>17959541
Its the only one tgey sell in non oriental supermarkets here

>>17955286
made with premium grade gutter oil from the sewers of the Chinese royalty. bellissimo

>>17955286
>never trust china
nigga... go look at the bottom of the shit you own..

>>17962330
MADE IN USA

>>17962330
bro you dont eat plastic

>>17960755
unironically the chinese government almost took away his visa and was forced to apoligize and praise china

>>17961068
it's over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv6f3lplUf8

>>17955286
Chinese food is best eaten when you face heightened starvation.

>>17962330
>walmart starter pack, bro
>flip that over
>made in china, bro
L0L

It has a small amount of trans fat, unfortunately, which is why I stopped using it.

>>17958201
Actual prostitute. Was this taken right after the lobotomy?

>>17961068
Now not acting the way a minority ruling subgroup regards as acceptably Chinese is considered subversive enough for deportation and imprisonment. They rioted against it for a while, if you recall, but the mainland government only doubled down on ignoring the agreement they made to facilitate the handover. Thatcher was a stupid bitch.

I've been eating it for 16 years, ever since a Chinese housemate introduced it. Chinese abroad from regions that eat spicy food swear by it because it reminds them of home. It's quite mild though

>>17961829
when I went 4 years ago I didn't see that much

Home made stuff will be better. Mom made a jar of chilli oil once it was the most deliciously fragrant thing goddamm.

>>17963395
yeah that's good, i saw a bunch in shenzhen but that's only because I go back and forth from hk to shenzhen

Get this one instead

CHINKY BUG MEN
YOU WILL NEVER. NEVER, BE HUMAN
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE DOUBLE LID
YOU ARE AN EAST ASIAN MALE (LOL) DISFIGURED BY MILLENNIA OF SLAVERY
YOU ARE GENETICALLY MOLDED TO BE A SLAVE TO CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY EMPEROR
GIVE UP
JUMP OFF YOUR NEAREST SUICIDE POINT
Your Death-ID number (burying is too expensive in China) will read STUPID UNDERLING CHINESE.

>>17955286
That shit is awesome on pork and salmon

>>17960719
Taiwan is china

>>17967927
China is West Taiwan

>>17955286
I bought a few jars of the one with smoked lobster, tastiest thing I ever had in my life

>>17956402
If it was made by a hairy dude on his basement you would call this artisan and craft

>>17967927
taiwan literally have a body dedicated to safety china dosent

>>17968875
China SAWS would like to have a say
do they allow internet usage in old folks home now

>>17955286
No

>>17968960
whats your point,
that china came in removed taiwans reg ?

>>17959501
bot post

>>17955778
Any food that involves heating oil will be cancerous, that's just a fact at this point. Oil is already heavily processed before it's even used for actual cooking.

>>17969479
what about cookn oil
panfry