/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17957669
>4k calories
so you ate one gram of carbs?

>>17957669
>4K calories
>cheat day
lol.

>>17957679
US customary units describe Calories (capital C) as 1 kcal, lowercase calories are the calories described in kilocalories.

For me, it’s the Mcchicken, the most famous of the Chicken-Tacos. I’m not even sure if it’s a Taco. I just remember my mother telling me how much she loves McChicken.

This was a funny one. I think it was originally called the “Ham” or the “Hamburger.” But I’m not sure.

I also remember a BBQ Chicken. It was a chicken with a BBQ sauce.

And there was also the “Turkey” or “Turkeyburger.” I can’t remember if it was in the back or front of the store.

When I think of Taco Bell, I think of the McChicken.

I remember ordering it for my first time. I was about 12 years old. My parents took me to Taco Bell on the way home from a birthday party. I was never a big fan of Taco Bell.

I remember the woman who worked there taking my order. She said, “I’ll get that for you.”

She came back with a small bag. She said, “Here’s your McChicken.”

She had a big smile on her face. I said, “Thank you.”

I didn’t think much about it. I was a kid.

It was an ordinary day.

I didn’t think much about it until years later.

I didn’t think much about it until a few years ago.

A few years ago, I was driving home from work. I was getting a little bored.

I was listening to some music.

And I had just finished listening to a song.

>>17957679
Carbohydrates provide 4 calories per gram, protein provides 4 calories per gram, and fat provides 9 calories per gram.

>>17957669
I can do 2k at most
Some McDonalds, that's probably 2k

itt: closet homos

>>17957689
A journey

I eat 4k on a normal day, so my cheat day is more like a 'binge day'. I average 3 large pizzas, 3 3L bottles of faygo redpop and a share size bag of cinnamon graham crackers dipped in a jar of Nutella. Pic related, straight from my viewing toilet

>>17957679
"k" means thousand.

>>17957739
>>17957690
The joke is that a food calorie is equal to 1000 calories. 4000 "calories" = 1 gram of carbs.

>>17957863
thank you or being smart, anon.

>>17957863
KiloCalories has a capital C.

a metric fuck ton of pulled brisket covered in a rich velvety mole over a bed of mexican rice with corn in it

My shits would be unreal

>>17957683
Frankly this.

that’s too many calories
I guess a bunch of cheese, wine and sweets

Grilled fresh-caught walleye, beer battered French fries, and a liter of helles lager

>>17957679
Don't be pedantic, clearly he means Calories or kCal

Hmm. Okay, I know, 7 coffee sodas, 5 tropical red bulls (in the yellow cans), 4 pineapple kale smoothies from this awesome place that just opened up around me, and I'm thinking to end the binge, a blue monster. And I think that's 4,000.

>>17957669
>cheat day
Do burgers really? I don't need a cheat day because I'm not fat and I exercise regularly.

>>17957883
>a metric fuck ton of pulled brisket
>4,000 Calories
>Suggests a metric ton of pulled brisket
That would be 4,000,000 calories you fuckin dumb cunt.

>>17957715
Yeah that’s every thread my man.

i eat a mcchicken, the best fastfood sandwhich.

>>17957689
didn't read LFMOA

>>17957669
I can't even eat 2000... If I could, it would be all steak mushrooms and potater

>>17957669
I am not a fattie so I get no cheat days. I managed to change the way I eat over the years and it's fairly consistent.

That said, If I needed to eat 4k calories, that's just about 1.2k over my total daily expenditure.

With those extra calories, I would down a smashed burger with two patties, and wash it down with a liter of grolsch beer.

4000 calories isn't much and shouldn't result in fat gain if you are healthy and most of those calories are from fat and protein.