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abhorrent opinion

>>17954875
ultra white is the most inoffensive flavor there is. it's a good way to out yourself as a tastelet

This one is the superior one, though the 6grams of carbs per can compound. Ultra white is way too sour.

Watermelon master race

>>17954864
I'm more of a fan of this one op

>>17955194
but it is the same

>>17955518
Ones low carb ones no carb

>>17954864
It's literally just sugar-free redbull (but better value deal)

Mango master race

>>17955518
Wrong

>>17954864
Correct. Mango is the best though.

>>17955170
Do I even need to say it?

>>17955819
>>17956385
The US labels it as Lo-carb, in Europe it's labeled as Zero Sugar, but it's the same.

>>17956446
this is the zero sugar one anon

>>17956484
damn

fuck their messy branding anyway

>>17956491
What do they call this version over there? The whole meme with it is that it's like "imported" even though it's made in the US.

>>17956496
We don't have anything like that so I don't know where it's imported from. How does it taste?

>>17956501
kind of just a bit of a better version of the default green.
I want to say it's smoother but it's hard to put a finger on it.
It has a neat little top on it too.

>>17956496
It's imported because of the canning machine required for them cans. I believe they come from Netherlands off the top of my head. The sealable can is specific to them only.

>>17956484
This one and the ultra white one are the best imo for taste alone, low-carb monster is a good pairing with greasy food though.

>>17957583
>low-carb monster is a good pairing with greasy food though.
this. these and the original green can go so good with like popeyes or mcdonalds or something.

>>17956496
I miss this flavour. They no longer sell it in New Zealand

>>17954864
Ultra Gold is the only good Monster flavor. Tastes like pineapple juice.

>>17957791
base

>>17957791
Well I think Pineapple juice SUCKS so you're WRONG pal

energy drinks should be sour by design. the tartness helps to wake you up.

all you cucks shilling hyper sweet shit are faggots

energy drinks are just fat faggot juice

>>17959156
Yes, and that is why they kick total ass, you dumb idiot moron.
>>17954864
Anyway, OP both of them are awesome and while one does get talked about more than the other, people do talk about the low carb one too on here.

I drink Ultra White because I myself am ultra white. Same reason I drink White Power

Ade.

>>17954890
Who the fuck said anything about ultrawhite you stupid fucking bitch? Khaos is the best monster flavor, and that blue zero trash is for the woman riding shotgun.

step aside, you proles

>>17959882
>3rd world drink
yeah nah

>>17959888
>implying energy drinks of various brands aren't all inherently dickriding a 3rd world bovine piss drink from thailand

the only passable monster flavor is juiced everything else filtered sewage

which one is that that tastes just like dr pepper

>>17959938
maybe Europoors are dickriding
Americans had bawls before that for guarana, jolt and surge for pure caffiene.

>>17955170
They fucking replaced ultra red with this shit. Red was my favourite flavour.

>>17959882
This shit is suuuper over priced. Also I tasted the Miami variant and it tasted like shit, don't wanna try another specially with how expensive they are.

>>17959948
What does this post mean? I sort of understand a few of the words.

>>17955170
its so bad

>>17960048
gomennasorry ESL-kun but im not explaining further