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17955633 No.17955633 [Reply] [Original]

The doctor literally said, "this is mainly a female thing, you must have been a real vegetable for like a week straight haha". What food do I eat to first cure this and second make sure it doesn't happen again.

>> No.17955638

>>17955633
Scrape some and make dick bread.

>> No.17955642

>>17955638
Given it came from shit germs crawling up my cock hole, probably wouldn't taste good.

>> No.17955644

shower once a while

i shower every 3 months

>> No.17955648

Vomit up your asshole

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17955650

>>17955633

>> No.17955657

>>17955633
put yogurt on your dick
trust me
(make sure it's plain yogurt with no flavoring and no sugar)

>> No.17955658

For once I'm saying this:
YWBAW

>> No.17955665

>>17955633
>>17955642
>>17955644
get bidets and stop wiping like a moron.

>> No.17955696

>>17955633
>this your crotch on goyslop

>> No.17955862

>>17955642
>Given it came from shit germs crawling up my cock hole
wot?

>> No.17955864

>>17955633
do you have an innie or an outie pussy?