/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17954761
>Wet
>Dry
This can't be a real order. Some newbie learning cash just smashed all the buttons to do this.

>>17954761
For me? Black nitro coldbrew, but occasionally I'll try one of their over the top or new promotional drinks. The chocolate coldfoam cold brew was breddy gud

>>17954767
never underestimate americans.

He should wash his hand it looks dirty

>>17954761

>>17954761
Nothing, I don't go there same with fast food places. It's all sugar, fat and horrible quality and I am not a fatty who needs it.

>>17954829
It's 100% a fake/trainee receipt. There's a tea bag in there for Christ's sake. It's just some new employee fucking around with the register. If it were a real order they would have taken a picture after they filled the order.

>in college about to graduate
>working at a coffee shop/bakery inside a bookstore
>technically licensed as a Starbucks, sell all their coffees despite not being a literal SB
>even show up on google maps as SB
>2-3 fucking annoying coworkers, but 1 really awesome guy
>For some reason the 2-3 other people hated him
>Dude would work hard, never pawned off his responsibilities
>would help open early, close, anything to help other peoples schedules
>he was also fucking hilarious
>anytime I'd hear the others shittalk him I'd try to defend him but it got to the point they ostracized me too
>fuck it, I'm just working for a paycheck anyway
>grab beers
>few nights he'd open up and tell me our coworkers really got to him anxious some days to even come in if they were on shift
>told me he really appreciated me being there for him
>one day I'm working opening, supposed to be with guy on shift but he no-shows
>way out of character, doesnt answer a call or text
>Mind you, our unofficial SB was one of the first places in the area to get the mobile ordering computer cause our sales were great
>whole thing is brand new and a complete fucking headache to use
>dude shows up like 4 hours late into the shift, apologizing but absolutely beaming
>wont tell me why he's so happy, just says he wants to make up for being late
>we bust our ass, made triple the avg sales due to mobile/regular customers
>he also copies down the schedule going forward like 2 months
>"Hey man, I'm quitting today's my last day. I won the lottery. Also, if you end up working one of these shifts instead of Coworkers text me and lemme know"
>damn im gonna miss him but I was really happy for him
>he even gave me some money to get my car fixed up
For the next 2 fucking months he would send in a mobile order with the most headache inducing CVS receipt long descriptions of every little thing needed to make his order and he'd show up, grab a book, and watch the shitty coworkers struggle to make it during rush.

>>17954767
>99shots
No shit

Sucks, because there are real orders that are so long.

I don't go there much, only every once in a while to hang out with friends. I just get a regular cappuccino

>>17954761
Tall hot blonde young americano

>>17954767
never doubt the how retarded a liberal can be

>>17954761
I used to teach English conversation to a racist old Japanese lady. We'd often meet at a Starbucks and she'd buy drinks for us.
Often I'd get hot chocolate, but sometimes black coffee. But when a new flavor of frappe popped up, I'd often try that too. The best ever was tiramisu. The worst was one with actual pudding in it, so you'd just randomly get a massive texture change between actual liquid and globs of pudding.

>>17955051
>other coworkers make him anxious
>he's glad I was there for him
>one day he comes in late absolutely beaming
>whispers "hey man, don't come to work tomorrow"

>>17955153
A tiramisu milkshake sounds good

>>17955160
Oh, it was. Here's a tiramisu crepe to go with it.

when i worked near a starbucks my order was either
>large sweetened cold brew but with one pump of syrup instead of the 3 the standard recipe says
or
>large vanilla sweet cream cold brew
or
>large pike place

i usually found the vanilla cream to be less sweet than the sweetened cold brew, desu. i dont care much for the Frappuccino and all that shit.

Trenta cold brew with five pumps of mocha, five pumps of caramel, light ice, and oat milk

>>17954767
Okay so when you order you earn points you can redeem for drinks.

But they don't up charge you for alterations on those full drinks

>One small vanilla latté
I don't go to Starbucks for coffee

>>17955140
Politics

>>17954761
Grande Pike, no room or Grande Americano, no room. Let me guess, you need more?

>>17955435
I need you

>>17954761
I used to work in a Starbucks. Venti Iced Americano with room is the most economical drink. You get an extra shot of espresso for free(three total) compared to the hot version or a Venti latte (which gets two shots). You also don't get charged for dairy, and you can just walk over to the creamer carafes by the sugar for regular coffee and add as much milk or cream as you want.

>>17955112
But we're all fat lolololol

>>17955154
Goddamn that never even crossed my mind. Kind of unsettling to realize now how likely something like that could've happened.

Used to be black cold brew but they don't do it in the UK anymore
Now I get a blonde roast americano/iced americano depending on the weather
They vary wildly from being drinkable to tasting like burnt dirt
I only go to Starbucks when work is paying

>>17954761
>I'd have a uhhh...uhhh....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

a cafe should only have 15 items max
its too confusing

>>17954761
Latte with 2 extra shots

>>17954761
>ordering everything from coffee to fruit, tea, foam, and berries flavorings until it totals over 100 USD
>people not realizing someone went home with a small amount of drugs

>>17955421
No, fuck off.

>>17954761
reminds me of the guy who worked at starbucks and made some fucked up protein drink with insane ingredients as a dare and posted it

>>17954767
it's a frustrated starbucks manager hitting all the buttons on their own app to make funny meme ticket then voiding their own order just to make a viral image.

>>17954761

>>17957256
All those vtubers are fat chicks

>>17957366
BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>17957389
>chicks

>>17955051
Holy based. How much did he win?

>>17954761
london fog with vanilla syrup, trenta light iced green tea, bacon gruyere eggbites, pupcup for dog

>>17954761
I don't pay for coffee but there's a coffee shop thing at work and I always get a latte

>>17954761
Don't go to faggot hipster places or drink coffee. OP is a faggot nigger

>>17957503
Then you stop hearing it.

>>17957594
It’s a national chain.

>>17955576
They cracked down on that now it's really annoying

>>17957564
5 dorrar

>sausage egg cheese sandwich with no cheese
>Medium black coffee
I’m a simple guy with simple tastes

>>17954761
I don't go *to* Starbucks, but I'm a fan of their black cold brew that you can get at stores

>>17957594
>one of the most popular coffee chains
>hipster
uh

>>17954761
caramel frappe although I absolutely prefer peets nowadays

>>17954761
Caramel crunch frappe with 2 espresso shots slaps desu

>>17955153
theres a bubble tea place near me that does a pudding slushy thats weirdly really fucking good
i think its tea+butterscotch pudding powder, but man is it good

This is my go to, usually with water. Sometimes on a rare occasion I'll get a white lightning (4 shots of espresso and 4 pumps white mocha over ice) when feeling nostalgic for College

Large ice coffee, black

>>17954761
Nothing, because I'm not retarded enough to spend an entire month's coffee budget on 3 mocha faggacinos

>>17954761
I haven't gone to Starbucks in probably 10 years now.
But when I did go I'd get a caramel machiatto during winter and caramel frap during summer.

>>17954761
iced coffe with heavy cream no sweatner. large

>>17954761
My one and ONLY starcucks experience

*get dragged to starbucks by coworker*
*never had it in my life*
*he orders some bullshit, now it's my turn*
Can I get a large coffee?
>Ummm sir you need to tell me the roast you want... also we don't have medium here...
OK, give me the regular coffee and make it the big one
>sir... I don't know what 'the big one' means... you have to say petit, short, tall, grande, or venti
Which one is the biggest?
>.....the venti, sir
OK, give me that. Thanks
>sir... I still need to know the blend you want sir...
*Sigh* OK, tell me the blends
>ok sir, we have the (lists literally 10 fucking blends with retarded names like 'autumn breeze')
.....which one of those is just normal coffee?
>I am not qualified to answer that sir... you have to pick one
OK, give me (the least retarded sounding one)
>ok sir... would you like a cooke?
No.
>would you like one of our paninis?
No.
>room for cream and sugar?
No.
>ok sir... what is your name?
Huh? Why do you need that information?
>I need your name to write it on the cup sir...
What? I'm not sharing my personal information with you.
>sir... just give me a name... please...
Any name? Uhh OK, Sir Wentingworth the Third
>.......ok sir....... that'll be $4.50
Uh huh. Near a fiver for a coffee, huh?
>I don't set the prices and you are holding up the line sir... please just pay
Fine. *pays*

Aaaaand it took another 5 minutes for the coffee to appear on the other side. And they butchered the name I gave them.

TL;DR fuck Starcucks and fuck this thread

>>17959320
>gives his real name
LOL

>american cafe
Iced coffee with one pump, lite ice.
>japanese cafe
Iced matcha latte, lite ice
I live in Vancouver, chink capital, they japanese style cafes are quite nice though.

>>17957517
Some are and most of them range from chubby to blobgirl.

>>17954767
no shit

>>17954761
a great value k-cup in my keurig full of tap water
fuck starbucks

>>17955051
>>2-3 fucking annoying coworkers, but 1 really awesome guy
>>For some reason the 2-3 other people hated him
>>Dude would work hard, never pawned off his responsibilities
>>would help open early, close, anything to help other peoples schedules
this is because they felt inadequate and instead of stepping up they got bitter because they're fucking niggerfaggots.

>>17954761
I literately only get the croissant

>>17957966
hipsters only do popular things, anon.
they're jocks without the athleticism.

>>17957594
I thought the hipsters had moved on to Tim Horton's.

>>17954761
>go to Starbucks 2005 - 2012
>coffee prices are reasonable
>lots of young hot female employees
>lots of young hot female customers
>stop going for a few years
>come back in 2015
>coffee prices are almost double
>employees are mostly gay men and trannies
>customers are fat, miserable, green haired dykes
>stop going
>go in one time in mid 2020 after lockdowns
>price has gone up again
>employees are behind plexiglass and wearing masks
>no seats
>no customers
>can't add your own sugar or cream
I will never go back to that shithole franchise ever again.
You'd have to pay me to be a customer.

>>17954761
3 scoops of matcha powder in water with a pump of vanilla syrup and some ice. my order almost never gets rung up the same price. Dont know why my order complicates the custom ordering system. seems simple enough

Nothing I have a coffee maker at home, works just fine.

a flat white, a cappuccino, or a piccolo if i'm in a hurry.

customisable fast food is stressful as fuck. i'm going to a cafe so a barista can make me a coffee, i don't want to think about how many pumps of mint and chocolate i want. subway is the same, i just want a fucking sandwich, give me five options and let me point to one and grunt.

>>17957366
>Hey bro, let me out

>>17957366
4 pumps of wasp

>>17954761
Emperor’s Clouds and Mist for me,
and a pink drink for my femboy BF.