/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Chilli w/beans

veal parmigiana.

>>17952865
Sounds like it’d go great with cream carbonara

Open faced sandwiches piss me off so much it’s unreal

Deep fried Foie gras.

normies refusing to accept they're perfect

>>17952853
Probably live sashimi.
>Americans, Europeans mortified
>Japanese indignant because retards worldwide will think that's Japanese every day school lunch
>other Asians will get grouped in with the Japanese and resent it for that

>>17952928
How can one man be so wrong? Just look at this perfection

>>17952853
now add olive oil into the water
it prevents it from sticking together

>>17952964
Koreans eat dog and Chinese eat out of the sewer. All things considered, the Japs are getting off lightly

>>17952853
Sketti and butter

I used to make spaghetti bolognaise but with thick gravy instead of tomato sauce. I'm British and other brits get upset when I tell them.
Substitute the pasta for egg fried rice and we might be onto a winner

one time I mixed some canned chili and mayo together nuked it and threw it on some noodles

called it spaghetto

>>17952853
A bowl of fresh diarrhea

>>17952853
A pizza made with gluten free dough so it's rubbery as fuck, crust is stuffed with pimento cheese whiz, topped with goat cheese, thin slices of grade a5 wagyu, sancho peppers with a sprinkling of dry anchovy flakes.

Tortured Dog Meat by any chink.

Chicago deep dish pizza made with cauliflower crust, low fat cheese, turkey bacon, pineapple, corn peanuts and banana on top, crack an egg on it (the heat from the deep dish cooks the egg) and some bay leaves for flavor. Also a side of snapped spaghetti cooked in oil and water, with soybean oil pesto. And fuck it, crack an egg on that too.

>>17952853
British food in general, maybe add some seasoning to it so you piss off the british as well

>>17953788
pretty sure this is a crime against humanity and you can get tried at nuremburg for that one.

>>17952853
Jewish(Edomite) food made out of pork, with a side of Sugar cookie Swastikas. Oh, and a giant glass of raw milk.

>>17952865
My favorite restaurant meal as a child.

>>17954212
Careful there anon you might get mossaded

>>17953777
what the hell is that

>>17952964
>sashimi

Microwave it.

>>17954212

>>17952853
putting green pesto on top of a carbonara

>>17953799
I prepared 3 of those this morning.

>>17952853
Something that would trigger the Chinese. There are billions of them

>>17952853
just recreate anything made by jack

>>17955676
lmao how does htis happen

it's always incels who dont live in the country the dish is from who get pissed off the most when the dish is made "wrong" anyway so pizza and carbonara are correct answers, for some reason fat american nerds really pissed off over those

>>17955641
They get pissed about skellies so some day of the dead skull cookies would make them flip their shit.