/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17939768
Based

pizza needs to be
1. thin
2. crispy so u can hold it up from crush
3. an orange color to show the chees, grease, and sauce have mixed perfectly

Both retarded. Detroit style is objectively better than both.

>>17939904
>orange
Not green from pesto?

>>17939768
based opinions. i would rather chew on something fluffy and nice than burnt and pathetically flat

Best Pizza in the world is from Windsor Ontario. Second best is a hearty Detroit Style. Chicago is dog shit and New York is fucking diaper head trash.

>>17939768
Good Chicago pizza is better than bad New York pizza and viceversa.

>>17939954
Detroit with that crisp, cheesy, almost burnt edge.

ɘ

>>17939768
All pizza produced in the USA is objectively, fucking shit.

My favorite pizza is the one I'm eating at any given moment.

Chicago thin crust for me

What a brave and courageous statement. Bravo OP! No one has ever said this before.

>>17939947
orange is the grease color from mozzarella and pepperoni and other similar things

>>17939904
>pizza needs to be
>thin
Why?

>>17939947
>Cooking pesto
Cringe.

argue all you want I'll take a slice of both just to be sure haha as a test lol just to be sure lmao as a joke rofl

>>17939768
>Thin portable slice vs Bread bowl with soup
nah

This is what 99% of Chicagoans eat for pizza. The deep dish is left for tourists.

>>17939768
Chicago's is tomato soup in a bread bowl

>>17940923
>Natives content themselves with pleb garbage and save the good stuff for the tourists
Many such cases

americans literally eat pizza with no toppings and see nothing wrong with it

>>17939768
that aint pizza on the right, that's lasagna

>>17940250
For me, it's a nice middle ground. Thin enough that it gets a bit crispy, but still has some pull to it.

>>17939768
I've never had a cheese tomato casserole before, is it worth it?

>>17939768
The fact that you can use this to start a troll thread proves that it's incorrect

ny style is better
QED

Both look like shit, get some proper pizza

.

>>17940943
For NYC pizza is a mix of saving money and back in the day the city was a lot more Jewish than it is today, and you aren't supposed to mix dairy and meat for kosher cuisine.

>>17941151
What's that?

>>17939768
Epic rant incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEkH1dtzItc

>>17941838
pepperoniMushroomPizza.png

>>17941935
Oh, ok, thanks.

>>17940923
>left for tourists
just because it isn't chosen every single time doesn't make it a tourist gimmick kinda thing. its more of a treat.

>>17939768
Chicago isn't Pizza.
New York is just jews trying to tick you into thinking you are getting more.

Both are objectively trash.

>>17940250
Because pizza, by definition, is a flatbread. It's not a "bread bowl filled with tomato soup and cheese", hence why chicago "pizza" will never really be pizza. That isn't to say that chicago tomato soup bread bowl isn't tasty, but it's not pizza.

>New Yorkers convincing themselves that less food tastes better
Truly, they are Italian.

>>17942137
>Chicago isn't Pizza.
cope

Both my grandfather and I eat pizza with a fork and knife. Picking up food and getting your hands greasy and dirty is for peasants.

>>17942137
>New York is just jews trying to tick you into thinking you are getting more.
Also meme'ing a kosher pizza as the standard so they don't have to be so jealous of objectively superior toppings which the goy can eat.

>>17942635
Just a heads up, we don't appreciate pretentiousness on this board. Leave your fembrained attitude at the door

>>17939768
Altoona has better than both

>>17940666
Is delish though. And with a thin pizza you won't need to cook for very long

>>17940923
This is correct. Deep dish is only consumed once a decade.

>>17942137
>Chicago isn’t pizza

I was there last week and it was in fact pizza

>>17942684
FUCK YEAH TOON TOWN

>>17939768
Thin crust Chicago pizza is the best and beats NY pizza any day. Most Chicagoans don't regularly eat deep dish but it still tastes better than NY shit. Deal with it nerds.

>>17939904
ideal

>>17940923
Yeah pretty much

>>17941843
Haha epic, I love Jon Leibowitz!
Upvoted

>>17939941
>Detroit
That pizza would steal my bike and wallet

>>17939904
Thin pizza is gross. Pretty much a cracker with toppings added.

>>17944178
He is very funny.

>>17939768
Correct but the only way to eat proper Chicago style pizza anywhere else in the country is to buy a frozen personal pizza for $20 plus $20 shipping fee, while proper New York style is sold just about anywhere at $20 for a 18 inch.
>inb4 poorfag

>>17939941
this

>>17939768
Keep telling yourself that

>>17939768
>deep dish
FUAARK

>>17942635
What about your father? Can y'all not afford hand soap or what?

They hate us cuz they ain't us.

>>17945510
love that dog, but whats on the left?

JUST MAKE FUCKING LASAGNA AT THAT POINT. ITS SO RETARDED.

>>17946340
Lasagna has ricotta which is gross

>>17939768
100% agreed, had my first Chicago pizza a few weeks ago and I am a changed man

>>17946225
italian beef sandwich w chicago style giardiniera

>>17946383
What? Not always. There are many pizzas out there that have ricotta. Just make a lasagna!

>>17946950
No. Lasagna has ricotta which is gross.

>>17945431
My father didn't inherit the cleanliness compulsion apparently. I can't even eat popcorn without wearing a disposable plastic glove anymore.

>>17947179
Do you wear a glove when you jerk each other off too?

>>17947179
Where's the video of that effeminate faggot dabbing his pizza and eating with a fork and knife when I need it?

Face it, they're 2 different foods.
I love both.

>>17941843
This guy was fucking hilarious. I miss him.
>>17944178
Downvoted

>>17947294

>>17947412
it do be like that tho
im not even gay i just wash my hands a dozen times a day

>>17947412
Thanks man
>>17947425
Faggot

>>17947454
And just to have a reference on hand, the chad feast.

>>17947470
god i wish he could eat my asshole like that

>>17940923
So you eat garbage?

>Tomato soup in an overly doughy bread bowl is better than literally the greatest food on the planet
Chicago retards are the biggest contrarians with the shittiest taste. No one agrees with them

>>17945510
Chicago is easily the nicest and cleanest of the big cities in the U.S.

Just ignore the entire South side. The North is a literal urban paradise

>>17947470
i dont think ive ever seen such unbridled gluttony and hedonism. the dress shirt really adds to the story. What has lead to this bacchanalian fever? Who hurt this man? Can he be hurt?

>>17939941
cronch

>>17948749
Part of me wonders if that guy was a felon who got released from prison and had his first post-incarceration meal. At least, that makes some amount of sense to me.

>makes cake
>calls it pizza
why are chicago-fags so retarded?

>>17939768
It isn’t the same thing. It’s like saying baked ziti the best kind of lasagna.

Chicago Pizza is a different class of food from regular pizza

>>17948749
he is probably having a bad day desu and is doing something that is comfortable. I have never eaten like that but i have caught myself eating fast food insanely quick when having a rough day. It's comforting to eat for some people

>>17939768
Both look like total shit.
I mean that. Unironically disgusting.
America (((Pizza))) is not real pizza. It is a disgusting concoction of tomato sauce and cheese that only fat parasite infected freaks like, who's tastebuds and genetics have been altered by corn syrup and GMO to create the most perfect Jewish slave.

European Pizza is superior.

>>17939941
>Chicago
>New York
>Detroit
All nigger and jew infested hell holes no wonder their pizza is so horrible.

European Pizza holocausts their shitty pizzas.

Sometimes I think these pizza threads must be troll threads because the images of the """pizza""" you """people""" post here is the most disgusting examples I can possibly imagine.

>>17939998
say it with me:

Lombardis
Grimaldis
Napolis

thank you

>>17948954
oops forgot - Sal's in Long Island
HOLY SHIT good
hope theyre still operating

>>17948669
Chicago is easily the nicest and cleanest of the big cities in the U.S.

Just ignore the entire North side. The South side is a literal urban paradise

>>17942373
,>It's by definition not pizza

Seethe

>>17939768
Not better.
Not worse.
Chicago and New York pizza both hit completely different. One is practically a casserole and the other is thin, crispy, and made to be eaten with one hand.
I love em both.

>>17939768
Chicago deep dish is NOT pizza. But it is a better food than most pizza, New York included.

>>17939768
My girlfriend said bigger isn't always better.

>>17939768
And both cities scrape the bottom of the barrel in global pizza rankings.

>>17947470
hes really on tight schedule

>>17948935
>>17948940
Nobody likes your gross Eastern European style of Pizza. It will always be inferior to our deep dish and it's ugly cousin New York style.

1. Giordano's
2. Uno's
3. Gino's East
4. Lou Malnati's

>>17950150
based

>>17939768
Clearly you've never been to new york

>>17950150
I haven't been to Chicago since 2002, but Uno's was amazing back then

>>17939768
italy has better pizza than the USA

>>17951340
Why do you say that? Is it the ingredients? Technique? Recipes? What makes Italian pizza stand out above 'murican pizza? I don't really eat too much pizza so I have no real basis to make any sort of informed judgement.

>New York style
>Chicago style
>Traditional Italian style
>Etc
>Etc
All kneel to pick related

>>17939768
What makes one better over the other? Why is your subjective opinion "correct" over another person's?

>>17948899
>Make pizza
>Eat it like a hotdog
Why are New Yorkers soo dumb.

>>17940923
why would a tourist visit chicago of all places?

>>17951398
Ingredients.

>>17939768
That's not pizza

>>17952426
suicidal but too pussy to do it themselves

Everyone who calls Chicago style “soup” has never had it and should not be listened to

>>17952654
It's more of a casserole

>>17940923
Just because it isn't eaten often doesn't mean that no one eats you. Deep dish isn't something that you eat often if you aren't 400 pounds.

>>17952677
No one eats it I meant lol

>>17952654
I'd say it's more of a stew

>>17939941
You mean school pizza style?

>>17952686
Found another who’s either never had that or really fucks up their stew

>best cheese for pizza blocks your path
What do anon?

>>17950150
> Giordano's
>no 1
Come on man

>>17948969
I'm not the one upset that my local specialty isn't pizza.

>>17948958
I know you're joking but you're gonna get someone killed saying things like that.

Poor Chicago, one of the eternal little brothers to a much more popular and more significant city. Bless their hearts

>>17942633
He's right, it's a quiche with marinara sauce on it

>>17948749
could be bullshit but in another thread a long time ago someone said that he had gotten out of prison.

>>17940923
>real chicagoans eat St. Louis pizza
lol

>>17952758
I'm actually curious about this. People talk about the melt and never the taste

>>17940249
>mozzarella
>grease

>>17939941
>detroit style
Sheet pan pizza? Sure it's good, but it's not even close to a sloppy NY cheese.

For me, it's japanese pizza.

>>17939941
what is with this new contrarian take that detroit pizza is anywhere close to new york or chicago pizza? i hear a lot of people say it who had never heard of detroit pizza even two years ago. do people just want to be different?

>>17939998
say it to our faces in person

>>17939768
They're both just cheese and tomato sauce baked in a piece of dough, there's no significant difference besides regional autism

>>17941843
As if I'm going to let this (((person))) tell me what pizza is better or worse.

>>17939768
The one on the right isn't a pizza.

>>17952758
Literally American cheese

>>17942373
so sicilian pizza os not pizza?

>>17939768
Lived on the East Coast most of my life. Been living in Illinois for the last 6 months and all the pizza sucks. Even the place with the authentic wood fire oven makes shittier pizza then the hole in the wall down the street from my place in Jersey.

>>17953512

>>17953512
and they charge ~$40 for that abomination

>>17939768
I like deep dish pizza. I like how it tastes and I like how it makes jew yorkers seethe

>>17953512
how is this japanese pizza? Where the fuck is the corn?

>>17939768
Ohio has the best pizza deal with it.

>>17940923
My parents live two hours from Detroit and they ordered pizza when I visited them.
Instead of a Detroit-style this was the shit that they get from the pizzeria near them.
I'd rather try to make a pizza out of pasta sauce, naan, and feta, than eat this shit again.

>>17953512
This is a japanese pizza

>>17944178
Why would he change his name

>>17939768
Neither. The american elementary school square pizza will always remain king

>>17957263
But it balances out by having the worst people in existence.

>>17939768
its not, but you are free to have what ever retarded opinions you want.

>>17942684
what the fuck am I looking at

>>17958973
those pizzas were horrible, and somehow they were still the best thing on the menu

>>17958982
Ohio? Ohio has the best people.

>>17940071
This is unfathomably based. I excitedly proclaim to waiters and waitresses that whatever I'm eating at that moment is thw greatest thing to have ever graced my taste buds.