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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Just got home from the bar. Let's do a little cookin'

>> No.17934630

What are you going to make?

>> No.17934640

>>17934630
salted suckling pig with cranberry sauce and deviled eggs

>> No.17934646
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>>17934630
A sandwich that I think sounds good
>>17934640
no

Bake chicken at 400 for 15

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>>17934624
Clean your stove, you crusty nig

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>>17934646
>the state of that toaster oven
I'm already disgusted, use a fucking tray or some foil you ape

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>>17934649
no

Butter in pan, 3ish

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>>17934655
Clean your kitchen, anon.

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>>17934654
tray/foil cost money

2/3 of way through, add bread

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>>17934655
>pan that spotless
>stovetop and toaster oven that disgusting
you can tell this guy is a dirty fuck who never cooks already

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>>17934655
YOU'LL EAT TEFLON FLAKES WITH THAT

>> No.17934665

>>17934659
> cooking

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>>17934658
>Soon it will all be clean

>> No.17934668

>>17934659
mine came with a tray, did you convert yours into a footrest or something, Cletus?

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>>17934667
Very appropriate for this month. Clean it up, anon.

>> No.17934677

>>17934624
No one ever gets really drunk from a US bar, don't pretend to be drunk. Fvp4o

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>>17934663
I actually clean the pan between uses
>>17934664
At least I don't get my microplastic infused meat from the store
>>17934665
Just wait
>>17934667
Indeed brüder
>>17934668
Coverted it into baking rack, warped to hell

Crack egg into cup to make sure it isn't actually a chicken fetus

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>>17934677
wtf is this idiot saying

>> No.17934691

>>17934682
clean the rest of it and I'll consider believing your story

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>>17934675
After the process
>>17934677
Drink 8 coors, get back to me
>>17934685
Retard speak
>>17934691
After the process
Fry egg

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ding!

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>over 20 minutes to make an egg sandwich
>coor's
son i am disappoint

>> No.17934738

>>17934685
Hand held camera nice, no problem posting and spelling, sure Ayatollah freak.

>> No.17934740

>>17934714
Sammich already done, posting as fast as i can

Stack'em

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>>17934740
Dropped pic like a lunatic

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>>17934738
I'm not OP, you mong
>Ayatollah freak
huh?

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Add some homegrown honey

>> No.17934759

>>17934745
>>17934755
cute purse but no need to show it off on /ck/ lol
>honey on egg
what the fuck

>> No.17934761
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A little pizazz

>> No.17934764

>>17934761
show us your bills

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>>17934759
It's pretty ok. Honey is for the chicken anyway

wa la
drunk sandwich

>> No.17934771

>>17934764
this! i'm so close. i need to see em

>> No.17934774

what are those fucking moon runes on the spine of that yellow book

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>>17934770
SHOW US THE BILLS
SHOW US THE BILLS

>> No.17934779

>>17934770
Gonna need a cut down the center there chief

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>>17934764
>>17934771
>>17934776
All you gotta know is that I have 35k of private student loan debt that I'm paying off at 1,600 a month. 7% interest.
>>17934774
Which one?
>>17934779
Here's a bite

>> No.17934795

>>17934770
Congrats on the french toast.

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>>17934793
whaddya mean which one? the yellow one. what on earth is it?

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>>17934795
>no milk
>no spices
Idk how we got here chief, unless you knew my Walmart bread was three weeks old?

Now for my favorite drink

>> No.17934801

>>17934799
looks like an envelope to me

>> No.17934805

>>17934800
oh we knew
>favorite drink
the lighter fluid?

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>>17934799
It's a buncha gobledegook to me.
>>17934801
It is

>> No.17934811

>>17934806
oh. disappointing. i always like to spy on people's books.

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>>17934811
Me too, but drunk me forgot to hide the mail
>>17934805
Nah, start with 2 oz. White rum

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3/4 oz. Triple sec

>> No.17934825
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1/2 oz. Lemon

>> No.17934829

1/4 oz. Lime

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>>17934770
It's "voila," you tit

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>>17934829
asdfghjkl

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>>17934830
lurk moar

1/4 oz. amaretto and wa la, (viola for the observing brits)
A Mai Tai

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>>17934830
>this new

>> No.17934851

>>17934830
go back you fucking faggot

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>>17934836
>>17934838
>>17934851
> Samefagging this hard

>> No.17934932

>>17934793
based master of drunken cuisine

>> No.17934934

>>17934830
lmao this always gets the tourist newfags

>> No.17934960

>>17934624
Need to do a little cleanin' too.
That stovetop is filthy

>> No.17935628

>>17934932
First hangover I've had in a while
>>17934934
Gotta keep 'em on their toes
>>17934960
Best I can do with a wet paper towel

Mornin, it's breakfast time.

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>>17935628
Dropping pics like I'm still drunk

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A pound of bacon is cheaper than a gallon of milk now

>> No.17935640

>>17934700
>8 coors
>drunk
I remember when I was 16

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>>17935640
At that point I had a few of the above Mai Tais too. I don't remember how much I drank desu

Make the Bacon

>> No.17935661

Thank you for taking my advice last time redneckbro and toasting the bread with butter and cooking the meat.
What we listening to tonight? CCR, Canned Heat, George Strait?

>> No.17935672

>>17934624
Fuck you old man

>> No.17935675
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>>17935653
You cleaned the fuck out your stove this time...

>> No.17935676

>>17934624
for me, it's Pchilito

>> No.17935682

>>17935672
>uck you old man
oh shit, so you did overhear me and your mother...

>> No.17935683

>>17934667
What is this

>> No.17935698

>>17935683
Lesbians protecting a gay man from a post anal Flamin' Hot cumfart

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>>17935661
No problem my man, it's this Simon and Garfunkel record I got for 3 bucks at a garage sale. Pic related
>>17935672
Love you too, junior
>>17935675
I'll get some simple green to get 'er deep
>>17935676
Can you buy that in bumblefuck Iowa?

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>>17935682
Bed's a little close to the wall huh
>>17935698
You need Jesus

Think I flipped em a little early

>> No.17935715

>>17935640
>LOL LOOK AT ME I NEED 40 BEERS TO FEEL BUZZED
On behalf of anon, we are all impressed

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>>17935715
Imagine how much he spends on a night out

These are better, I ate the rejects

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Let the grease cool so you can collect it.

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Cook an egg to soak up the leftover grease when you've poured off the rest

>> No.17935888

>>17934624
how do people live this filthy?

>> No.17937597

>>17934624
Nigga it's 3:00pm

>> No.17937955

>>17935888
depression

>> No.17939473

>>17935638
>use by June 2
goodbye OP

>> No.17939927

>>17935868
just like Gam-Gam used to make!

>>17934624
was hoping for a big meal like the risotto you've done in the past.

>> No.17939938

>>17939473
>it was a Hero thread all along

>> No.17939943

>>17935701
Based.

>> No.17940052

Amazing thread
Thanks everyone pissed myself laughing

>> No.17941711

>>17934646
Clean your workspace scrub

>> No.17942822

>>17934624
Wish I had been in this thread last night while I was drunk. I'm here now, buzzed. What's for supper, OP?

>> No.17942865

>>17934830
We do things a little different around here

>> No.17943025
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Steaks on the grill boys

>> No.17943042

>>17943025
Fucking grim

>> No.17943062

>>17943042
Why?

>> No.17943087
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>>17943042
>>17943062

Turned out great asshole

>> No.17943114

>>17943087
Looks good taters need more butter

>> No.17943168

>>17943087
>steak AND beans
you trying to gas yourself mate?

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>>17934624
>those cheap Walmart tier nonstick pans

Nigger why are you even here?

>> No.17944092

>>17934624
You have autistic looking fingers